cRPG
cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: DrTaco on December 13, 2011, 03:43:58 am
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It's beginning to look a lot like Battle
Arrows on the roof
They are camping at their spawn
Then the cav is like "Charge On!"
That's a lot of lances so beware.
It's beginning to look a lot like Battle
Look, the archer is there!
Shot in the head without a doubt
Dead horsemen all about
Ill never play this for sure...
Our archers are failing and kills they aren't getting
While horses charge through the spawn
The arrows are flying and the 'Inf' they are dying
And swords are spammed for PawnZ
The map switch is coming up
And we are getting P0W/\/\3D
It's beginning to look a lot like Battle
Soon this round will end
Can't hope for extra time
This fail should be a crime!
Now i'm off to Siege~~~~
Well, in light of being a bit disgusted with Battle for the day, I decided to go along with a Christmas theme (With lack of Santa hats) and write a little song about it.
Wrote it in about ~6 minutes. Be gentle.
Merry Christmas.
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I support your creativity, and find this particular work very interesting and worthy of analysis.
The enjamblement and meter suggest that what we have here is a veiled attack on cavalry--a desperate plea for NERF.
Good poem, OP.
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I'm logging onto Battle tonight charging all the friendly peasants in my way of the fight
Riding in to couch the AFKs all pro cav pad their kds this way
My team goes goes "archers camping hills!" but all I read is "easy kills"
What's that, the enemy's top 2 hander? Couch his back and feel all the anger
I'M LOGGING ON TO BATTLE TONIGHT
I ROCK a 5X FOR LIFE
I'M LOGGING ON TO BATTLE TONIGHT
couching scrubs just feels so right
Courser cav trying to step up he thrusts his lance but damn he FUCKED up
another kill top of the scoreboards so many wins i just get so bored
Maybe I'll log out play Skyrim or Dota 2
Oh shit another cav map, guess I'll laugh and stomp this one too!
IM LOGGING ON TO BATTLE TONIGHT
I ROCK A 5X FOR LIFE
IM LOGGING ON TO BATTLE TONIGHT
couching scrubs just feels so right