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cRPG => The Marketplace => Sell/Trade => Topic started by: Tzar on November 27, 2011, 01:47:56 am

Title: SELLING LOOM POINT 350 K!!!
Post by: Tzar on November 27, 2011, 01:47:56 am
SELLING LOOM POINT 350 K!!!

FIRST ONE TO WRITE THE BEST JOKE THAT MAKES ME LAUGH THE HARDEST GETS IT  :!: :!:
Title: Re: SELLING LOOM POINT 350 K!!!
Post by: Konrax on November 27, 2011, 01:49:57 am
Chuck Norris is the only man in the world who clogs the toilet when he pees.

BONUS:

Two men travel to the amazon rainforest in search of lost pockets of humanity.

As they travel through the forest they are attacked by a tribe and captured.

As the sit kneeling infront of the chief, he declares that there are only two options for trespassers.

Death, and ungabunga.

The first man stands up and says, "anything is better then death, I will take ungabunga."

So all the men in the tribe line up, they tie the traveler down to a tree and proceed to rape him repeatedly until every man in the tribe has had a turn. By the end the traveler was bleeding from every openeing and at the end the chief says you are free to go.

The second traveler, after seeing what happened to his companion tells the chief, "anything is better than ungabunga, I would rather take death."

So the chief declares to the tribe, "the second one has chosen death... by ungabunga."
Title: Re: SELLING LOOM POINT 350 K!!!
Post by: Kocik_4th on November 27, 2011, 01:50:31 am
Kapıkulu will be the best clan.
Title: Re: SELLING LOOM POINT 350 K!!!
Post by: BlackMilk on November 27, 2011, 01:52:48 am
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
Title: Re: SELLING LOOM POINT 350 K!!!
Post by: Allers on November 27, 2011, 01:53:51 am
CAN WE WRITE RACIST JOKES
Title: Re: SELLING LOOM POINT 350 K!!!
Post by: Calmir on November 27, 2011, 03:17:57 am
So....theres this pot (it's a black pot) and it calls a kettle black!

Let me know if I won

Thanks!
Title: Re: SELLING LOOM POINT 350 K!!!
Post by: Stabby_Dave on November 27, 2011, 03:22:13 am
My favourites:

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Pahahaha just saw this and had to add it: http://www.cracked.com/article_18522_least-adorable-misunderstanding-by-child-ever-5Bcomic5D.html
Title: Re: SELLING LOOM POINT 350 K!!!
Post by: Gawin on November 27, 2011, 04:12:29 am
my best joke.

PENIS!

haha heres the real one, boy tells girl "im in love with someone who looks like you." girl replies with "awww is it me <3". boy says "No, its your sister". girl slaps him. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: SELLING LOOM POINT 350 K!!!
Post by: Ricky77 on November 27, 2011, 05:39:14 am
your mamas so fat when she stepped on the rainbow= skittles came out lmalmalmalmalamamalmalo
Title: Re: SELLING LOOM POINT 350 K!!!
Post by: POOPHAMMER on November 27, 2011, 06:15:48 am
NA players
Title: Re: SELLING LOOM POINT 350 K!!!
Post by: Haramir on November 27, 2011, 02:39:21 pm
(Best joke ever)

Thank you for the loom point!!