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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: ArysOakheart on November 20, 2011, 11:10:03 am

Title: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 20, 2011, 11:10:03 am
Since HATE were our neighbors, we supported them in their endeavors. But no more. They wish to claim our sacred horse a whore, call her names, and post pictures of her upsidedown. Normally, since we are a conglomerate of peasants, and peaceful,  I would leave this up to vote, but I use my Executive powers to render the hate I cast upon thee HATE. You all are a bunch of back stabbing sons of bitches. After all the trade, and goods passed between us, you wish to betray us in this disgusting, untimely fashion? So be it. I declare war upon thee. If ye wish to attack Fisdnar go right ahead. Until then, be wary of Peasant intrusions upon your land. If outside factions wish to add our strength to their own, or wish to attest to our claims, I wish you to do so. Forthwith and without right they have treated us peasants like shit, as if we were nothing, even though we supported their troops closely, and afar. I wish it didn't come to such measures, but your actions and your words prove otherwise. So be it. I wish you farewell and hope you an untimely demise.

I am now being held hostage by HATE. My goods and items hang in the balance. I have no choice but to merc for them, unless I wish to lose all our peasants hard work toiling under the sun. I hope you all understand, since none of you are willing to help us.
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: naduril on November 20, 2011, 11:32:59 am
blah blah blah
Blah blah blah mr.freeman ©
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: SeQuel on November 20, 2011, 07:41:50 pm
Never heard of yah.
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Earthdforce on November 20, 2011, 08:37:31 pm
Down with Hate! Let peace reign!
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Kafein on November 22, 2011, 08:42:44 am
Down with Hate! Let peace reign!

This sounds more like Down with Love to me.
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Keshian on November 22, 2011, 04:24:53 pm
Fake war.  ArysOakhart actually merced for hate in last 2 fights - their vile enemy supposedly.
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Lt_Anders on November 22, 2011, 04:26:56 pm
Fake war.  ArysOakhart actually merced for hate in last 2 fights - their vile enemy supposedly.

Arys is afraid of the constant atrocities being purpotrated against the villages. Slaughter 300 innocent villagers and their guards at udiniad!
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Hobb on November 22, 2011, 05:07:34 pm
Arys is afraid of the constant atrocities being purpotrated against the villages. Slaughter 300 innocent villagers and their guards at udiniad!

the jokes on arys then, we were gona let him keep fisdnar
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Tyrell on November 22, 2011, 05:31:22 pm
the jokes on arys then, we were gona let him keep fisdnar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-ZpHr5l0U0
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 23, 2011, 09:35:04 am
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Kafein on November 23, 2011, 10:32:36 am
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

He's being repressed.
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Tyrell on November 23, 2011, 10:20:03 pm
He's being repressed.
You saw that, you saw him repressing me(him)!
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Mechanix on November 24, 2011, 12:03:34 am
Everyone should just consistently pillage Arys for being a moron and declaring "War" on a faction and then fighting for them.
How pointless.
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 24, 2011, 01:47:34 am
Everyone should just consistently pillage Arys for being a moron and declaring "War" on a faction and then fighting for them.
How pointless.

I only know how to till the fields. In a secret meeting not taken place on the forum, I was given an ultimatum. For the love of the peasants I do so hold dear in my heart, I was forced to merc for them. I did not like it, actually, it hurt my inner being having to do it. But as a father to the peasants, there was only one choice in the matter. For I could not seek you, Mechanix for the defense of Fisdnar could I? No, nor Arcani. We peasants are alone in this and we must do what we must to survive.
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 24, 2011, 01:48:59 am
Fake war.  ArysOakhart actually merced for hate in last 2 fights - their vile enemy supposedly.

See my post above if you wish to know the truth.
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 24, 2011, 01:56:53 am
the jokes on arys then, we were gona let him keep fisdnar

Hah, as if I could trust your words. Where were you when I declared the uprising? Where were you to protect the peasants of Udiniad? Where were you offering assistance to our endeavors? No where to be found. It seems we are indeed alone in this, so be it.
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Nebun on November 24, 2011, 04:32:22 am
poor poor peasant of Fisdnar
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Keshian on November 24, 2011, 04:43:10 am
Hah, as if I could trust your words. Where were you when I declared the uprising? Where were you to protect the peasants of Udiniad? Where were you offering assistance to our endeavors? No where to be found. It seems we are indeed alone in this, so be it.

We love Peasants!!!


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Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Kafein on November 24, 2011, 08:46:10 am
Crunchy Peasnuts  :D
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Darkoveride on November 24, 2011, 03:27:48 pm
boil em mash em put them in a stew.
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 26, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8_ajIT-zWo
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: Mechanix on November 26, 2011, 08:51:06 pm
kill them all
Title: Re: HATES Aggression upon the Free Peasnts of Fisdnar
Post by: CaptBob on November 27, 2011, 11:53:23 pm
Is he suggesting they drown him like that?