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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Dexxtaa on November 11, 2011, 02:44:35 pm

Title: RELIGION
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 11, 2011, 02:44:35 pm
Every day I'm on the battle servers, I see people who don't believe in God.

Wake up people! Heaven beckons you!

Discussions everywhere about God and whether or not there is one, and if there is one, which one (religion) is the right one?

I think that talk about religion should be a bannable offense, because it insults many people at once.

Or something relating to bans and religion.
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Rangerbob on November 11, 2011, 02:48:43 pm
Should we ban people for saying god damnit too?
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 11, 2011, 02:49:56 pm
Quote from: Rangerbob on November 11, 2011, 02:48:43 pm
Should we ban people for saying god damnit too?

I think we should ban people for saying "motherfucker," too. Because for in the Bible, it says that lying with your mother is punishable by DEATH
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Vibe on November 11, 2011, 02:55:12 pm
For only 19.95€ donation all your sins will be forgiven!
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: dynamike on November 11, 2011, 02:58:45 pm
"Dexxtaa" in old Babylonian means "He who masturbates with sheep in defiance of the shepherd".

I think that should be bannable.
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Jacko on November 11, 2011, 03:01:22 pm
Christ what the fuck is wrong with you, god damnit.
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 11, 2011, 03:03:58 pm
Quote from: Jacko on November 11, 2011, 03:01:22 pm
Christ what the fuck is wrong with you, god damnit.

BANNED
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: MouthnHoof on November 11, 2011, 03:29:37 pm
As an atheist I am offended by any mentioning of god. Any of them.

Discussing god should be a bannable offense.


God wills it!
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Tindel on November 11, 2011, 03:41:02 pm
Religion offends me, its so fucking stupid it makes me feel ill......infact.......im think im gonna.................BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: LordBerenger on November 11, 2011, 03:43:16 pm
Quote from: Tindel on November 11, 2011, 03:41:02 pm
Religion offends me, its so fucking stupid it makes me feel ill......infact.......im think im gonna.................BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!

Btw Satanists gotta have it real sweet. If they die they might end up in hell or heaven.

It's a win win situation.
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Dexxtaa on November 11, 2011, 03:44:07 pm
Quote from: Tindel on November 11, 2011, 03:41:02 pm
Religion offends me, its so fucking stupid it makes me feel ill......infact.......im think im gonna.................BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF

Relevant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Tindel on November 11, 2011, 03:49:25 pm
No when you die you get buried in the ground and then the worms and bugs eat you up and shit you out.



Nice video Dexxtaa xD
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Wookimonsta on November 11, 2011, 04:33:26 pm
Quote from: Tindel on November 11, 2011, 03:49:25 pm
No when you die you get buried in the ground and then the worms and bugs eat you up and shit you out.

not me, in my will it will say i want to be shot into a sun while a fat scotsman plays the bagpipes
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Darkkarma on November 12, 2011, 11:57:20 am
If god ever willed anything, it would be what was in this thread.
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: HarunYahya on November 13, 2011, 06:27:06 am
Quote from: CountBerenger on November 11, 2011, 03:43:16 pm
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!

Btw Satanists gotta have it real sweet. If they die they might end up in hell or heaven.

It's a win win situation.
I've never thought that way....
Interesting...
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Garond_PL on November 13, 2011, 07:40:36 am
Poland is very catholic country but some men is satanist and ateist.We have Jasna Gora - polish religion capital.God is good and Jesus is a messiah :P
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Noctivagant on November 13, 2011, 05:53:42 pm
I think you are hallucinating (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVEXgBXdmE)
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Garond_PL on November 13, 2011, 06:06:21 pm
I havent got hallucination...
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Noctivagant on November 13, 2011, 06:08:15 pm
and I do not doubt your sincerity
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Blondin on November 13, 2011, 06:29:20 pm
Quote from: Noctivagant on November 13, 2011, 06:08:15 pm
and I do not doubt your sincerity

+1
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Noctivagant on November 16, 2011, 02:20:50 pm
Quote from: Garond_PL on November 13, 2011, 07:40:36 am
Jesus is a messiah :P

I gave a second thought and you might be right and I've started to search for the Lord. First I spoke to him but he did not speak to me, I've looked up to the sky searching in clouds, in water he wasn't there. Father said Lord loves me and he is in my heart. I did look into my heart and I could not find him, finally I was desperate I've screamed till my lungs pope up "Lord why have you forsaken me!" then I found him in a very unusual place.

(click to show/hide)

Since then I'm a believer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBqdKGiqnI#t=5s)

Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: musketer on November 18, 2011, 08:08:02 pm
 :| , Talk these kind of things with your parents, grandparents, etc.. Not in a web-page...
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: LordBerenger on November 18, 2011, 09:18:04 pm
Quote from: musketer on November 18, 2011, 08:08:02 pm
:| , Talk these kind of things with your parents, grandparents, etc.. Not in a web-page...


Wat, i do not have any grandparents. Parents are atheists. I NO TALK RELIGION WITH EM!
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: Noctivagant on November 21, 2011, 04:15:52 pm
Quote from: musketer on November 18, 2011, 08:08:02 pm
:| , Talk these kind of things with your parents, grandparents, etc.. Not in a web-page...

All hail the noob! words of wisdom
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: ManOfWar on November 23, 2011, 05:58:46 pm
O lordy lordy
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: B3RS3RK on November 23, 2011, 06:07:39 pm
Quote from: koyama on November 13, 2011, 06:27:06 am
I've never thought that way....
Interesting...

Not really, since in all stories you hear the Devil isnt much friendlier to his followers than he is to his enemies.
Title: Re: RELIGION
Post by: LordBerenger on November 23, 2011, 06:17:01 pm
Quote from: B3RS3RK on November 23, 2011, 06:07:39 pm
Not really, since in all stories you hear the Devil isnt much friendlier to his followers than he is to his enemies.

But they're stories! Thy shall join the ruler of hell and gain joy for the rest of your life!