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Title: Defend the virgin
Post by: Dezilagel on November 05, 2011, 07:30:40 pm
We all know this mode is fail because 29/30 players of this mode are male, and none of them would realistically want to DEFEND a virgin.

Therefore I propose that the mode is changed to "Assault the virgin".

Predicted mode popularity +9001.

Discuss.
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 05, 2011, 07:32:38 pm
Better Idea: get rid of the Virgin and replace her with a caravan.

I also don't find the OP rape joke even remotely funny.
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Lactating Vegetables on November 05, 2011, 08:48:26 pm
i agree with tears of destiny, the game mode should be changed to caravans
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Casimir on November 05, 2011, 08:50:20 pm
Sounds good to me, tears is just a care bear
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 05, 2011, 09:35:35 pm
Sounds good to me, tears is just a care bear

Really want a game mode based on, essentially, raping a woman?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Dezilagel on November 05, 2011, 09:40:51 pm
Who said anything about rape? O.o

Bad, dirty, tears...
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Oberyn on November 05, 2011, 09:43:16 pm
You mean essentially protecting her from being raped? What's wrong with you Tears? Why don't you want the poor defenseless virgin to have protection from the various hordes of bots apparently willing to give their lives only to beat her out of her dress? You sick bastard.

edit: although I agree it's a little silly to have some Helen of Troy drama as a gamemode. We should be defending piles of gold. Everyone knows gold>maidens, or as modern parlance would say fuck bitches get money.
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 05, 2011, 09:48:29 pm
Who said anything about rape? O.o

Bad, dirty, tears...

"Assault the virgin" in the Original Post suggestion.

Already the game involves the bots stripping off her clothes.

It is beyond tasteless in my opinion.

Besides, defending a caravan in a wooded road or something would be far more entertaining and fit the medieval mood more.
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Dezilagel on November 05, 2011, 09:48:59 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgAaRf1W3AI - ?Oberyn

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Just sayin' tears...
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 05, 2011, 11:10:37 pm
Just Saying, this is not about defending a "girl" on the internet, this is about saying "rape is not funny."

Where I live, it is not just me that says that, it is the whole damned city that agrees with me. Call it a cultural disconnect. Rape is not funny, at least to me or to the folks in my neck of the woods.

DTV as it stands is distasteful, but changing the mode to your "Assault the virgin" is just beyond crass and into the realm of disturbing.
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Dezilagel on November 06, 2011, 12:30:10 am
Well you see, where I come from, Sweden, we have learned to accept rape as part of our society.

My girlfriend regularly has fantasies about these kinds of things, and while in a non-accepting society she might have been regarded as a "freak" or a "slut", here she can feel comfortable with her passions.

To fight rape we must not try to remove the word as a concept, but rather the negative emotive connotations associated with it.

 
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Xant on November 07, 2011, 07:13:17 am
itt: Dezilagel tells us about his girlfriend's rape fantasies.
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Oberyn on November 07, 2011, 02:48:33 pm
I think you're a whiny cunt, Tears. We play a game where we routinely maim, trample, shoot or otherwise kill each other and you make a big stink over some symbolic rape, that we're supposed to defend against anyways. A random bot's "rape" isn't any more shocking to me than a random bot's death by sword to the face.
I think the disconnect is in your own mind. Personally I think it's just if not more horrible to see poor underequipped peasants (who can be female) get slaughtered by tincans and knights (who can also be female). I don't think anyone finds civilians getting massacred by soldiers funny irl either. But guess what, it's a fucking game. So we're allowed to laugh about it freely, and we do.
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 07, 2011, 05:24:11 pm
In my snobbish defense, Shik also found it tasteless.

However, the whole thread is pointless anyways, as cmp stated on IRC that no further resources would be devoted to changing DtV, and that it would stay as is.
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Duke on November 08, 2011, 08:54:54 pm
cmp stated on IRC that no further resources would be devoted to changing DtV, and that it would stay as is.

I find this demoralizing... but not in the least bit surprising.
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Dan lol on November 09, 2011, 03:02:38 am
In my snobbish defense, Shik also found it tasteless.

However, the whole thread is pointless anyways, as cmp stated on IRC that no further resources would be devoted to changing DtV, and that it would stay as is.

OH GOD A TASTELESS JOKE ON THE INTERNET IN A SUBFORUM THAT IS ITSELF A JOKE

THE HORROR

stop posting
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 24, 2011, 08:19:08 pm
Wait.. what is the definition of rape...? Unconsentual sex? What does unconsentual mean? That you don't want it...? I am confused.

*edit* sorry for necroing I was vaguely directed towards this thread...
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Dezilagel on November 25, 2011, 03:16:33 pm
Wait.. what is the definition of rape...? Unconsentual sex? What does unconsentual mean? That you don't want it...? I am confused.

*edit* sorry for necroing I was vaguely directed towards this thread...

Virgin knows what she wants:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk_VszbZa_s&feature=related

(Also, lol @ Kaoklai)
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Duke on November 25, 2011, 08:21:42 pm
Virgin knows what she wants:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk_VszbZa_s&feature=related

(Also, lol @ Kaoklai)
In Soviet Russia, Virgin rapes you!
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Siiem on November 27, 2011, 09:01:47 pm
Really want a game mode based on, essentially, raping a woman?  :rolleyes:

It's an important part of war so... yes!
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: RandomDude on January 09, 2012, 11:26:40 pm
In my snobbish defense, Shik also found it tasteless.

However, the whole thread is pointless anyways, as cmp stated on IRC that no further resources would be devoted to changing DtV, and that it would stay as is.

Whole forum is pointless actually.

The only reason the Realism Board was made was to take all the "x isnt realistic bcos.." spam out of the rest of the forum and stick it into one place - much like the recycle bin on your desktop!
Title: Re: Defend the virgin
Post by: Teeth on January 09, 2012, 11:30:35 pm
OP made me chuckle, dunno why.