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Title: Post here if you have a small penis
Post by: POOPHAMMER on November 05, 2011, 01:49:25 am: YEah I do
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Post by: djavo on November 05, 2011, 01:51:20 am: ^{1 cm here}
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Post by: Rage_Guy on November 05, 2011, 11:49:04 pm: I got 0,7 cm
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Post by: Plaksteris on November 06, 2011, 07:54:06 pm: -0,3cm!!!
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Post by: Rage_Guy on November 06, 2011, 08:58:42 pm: oh,shit

how do you fap?
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Post by: djavo on November 06, 2011, 10:06:51 pm: Quote from: suzuk5 on November 06, 2011, 08:58:42 pm
oh,shit

how do you fap?

microscope and fly limbs
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Post by: Vibe on November 07, 2011, 08:26:14 am: what's this thread about oh shi-
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Post by: Tzar on November 07, 2011, 04:46:06 pm: His mothers asshole i tradegy!!
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Post by: Lannistark on February 05, 2012, 04:19:10 pm: Tzar your gif avatar is gaaaaay. There is exact one, without bra :twisted:

Btw my dick is 1.2 luckily. If i pressure it, it may reach 1.5, under heavy load.
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Post by: Leshma on February 05, 2012, 04:41:37 pm: My clit is huge.
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Post by: TurmoilTom on February 05, 2012, 04:58:34 pm: Hey, guys! What's going on in this threa-...
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Post by: ThePoopy on February 05, 2012, 05:53:17 pm: :-
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Post by: zagibu on February 05, 2012, 07:15:28 pm: What's a penis?
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Post by: Rage_Guy on February 05, 2012, 09:36:00 pm: some piece of body that most men have between their legs
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Post by: zagibu on February 05, 2012, 10:55:58 pm: You mean the flesh hammer?
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on February 05, 2012, 11:00:45 pm: oh yeah, quality thread..
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Post by: Rage_Guy on February 05, 2012, 11:06:16 pm: hey buddy!
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on February 05, 2012, 11:31:55 pm: awww pure love itt
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Post by: Rage_Guy on February 05, 2012, 11:34:29 pm: tavuk i just noticed that the dude in your avatar has strange shape of head
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on February 05, 2012, 11:37:14 pm: lol you like him? a murrikan guy switched his forehead with his chin, and he became much cooler than his original form.
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Post by: HarunYahya on February 06, 2012, 01:09:57 am: Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on February 05, 2012, 11:37:14 pm
lol you like him? a murrikan guy switched his forehead with his chin, and he became much cooler than his original form.
HAH YOU JOINED ZEH CLUB ?
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Post by: Araxiel on February 06, 2012, 08:48:01 am: Thats why i use flamberge to compensate.
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on February 06, 2012, 08:53:53 am: Quote from: koyama on February 06, 2012, 01:09:57 am
HAH YOU JOINED ZEH CLUB ?

zis iz ze vip club of le c-rpg..
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Post by: zagibu on February 06, 2012, 08:54:13 am: Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on February 05, 2012, 11:37:14 pm
a murrikan guy...

I am offended! You sand dog!
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on February 06, 2012, 08:57:44 am: Quote from: zagibu on February 06, 2012, 08:54:13 am
I am offended! You sand dog!

lol calm down bro, i'll grant you 40 virgins, if you join the club with you current avatar
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Post by: zagibu on February 06, 2012, 08:38:49 pm: Alright, alright, I don't want virgins, though, only experienced harem material, please.
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on February 07, 2012, 12:01:32 am: Quote from: zagibu on February 06, 2012, 08:38:49 pm
Alright, alright, I don't want virgins, though, only experienced harem material, please.

i wanna gif version of my avatar :/
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Post by: Lordark on February 07, 2012, 08:05:36 am: If I post on this thread will I be added to Home Land Usa Security watch list? :mrgreen:
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Post by: zagibu on February 07, 2012, 09:04:04 am: Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on February 07, 2012, 12:01:32 am
i wanna gif version of my avatar :/

Then make it, lazy ass. This attitude is exactly the reason why middle east is still in the middle ages. Download GIMP, open both of the images, select all on one of them, copy, paste into other as new layer, save as gif, choose animation, specify delay, done.
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on February 07, 2012, 11:18:45 am: Quote from: zagibu on February 07, 2012, 09:04:04 am
Then make it, lazy ass. This attitude is exactly the reason why middle east is still in the middle ages. Download GIMP, open both of the images, select all on one of them, copy, paste into other as new layer, save as gif, choose animation, specify delay, done.

ok fatty murrikan, you wanted zis..
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Post by: zagibu on February 07, 2012, 07:33:39 pm: Hahaha, well done, dune rat, well done.
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on February 07, 2012, 07:50:19 pm: Quote from: zagibu on February 07, 2012, 07:33:39 pm
Hahaha, well done, dune rat, well done.

of course, you've started a revolution in mid east, but now, it's time to celebrate

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Post by: zagibu on February 07, 2012, 08:12:38 pm: My favourite revolutions are multiples of 2 Pi. Am I right that the dude in the foreground is actually an ugly woman? No wonder you stone them, when you grow tired of them, and then marry your daughters.
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Post by: HarunYahya on February 15, 2012, 01:16:58 am: hello bitches :D
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on February 15, 2012, 04:55:26 pm: Quote from: koyama on February 15, 2012, 01:16:58 am
hello bitches :D

good job bro, welcome to the al-club
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Post by: Rage_Guy on June 11, 2012, 03:19:35 pm: bump
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Post by: Lemon on January 21, 2014, 01:17:02 am: .
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Post by: Ikarus on January 21, 2014, 01:56:02 am: lol I dunno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by: Molly on January 21, 2014, 10:08:56 am: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 21, 2014, 11:48:28 am: Quote from: Molly on January 21, 2014, 10:08:56 am
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Muahahahhahahah :D :D :D

Good stuff!

EDIT:

I dedicate this fine poetry to all my brothers!

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Proud owners of a tiny penis
Play Mount and Blade from dusk til dawn,
What we can not achieve with ladies,
We compensate with bows we own!

Still, player who possess the smallest,
The ugliest of wrinkled dicks,
A Kyuak armor wears, and longest
Most heavy of the weapons picks!
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Post by: Reyiz on January 21, 2014, 11:52:48 am: i squeezed it years ago by thinking it was an acne :cry:
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Post by: Molly on January 21, 2014, 12:54:18 pm: Quote from: Reyiz on January 21, 2014, 11:52:48 am
i squeezed it years ago by thinking it was an acne :cry:
I lol'd :D

Hey Armpit,

I gonna invite you to POOSM as soon as I get home if you want :wink: We have to stick together!
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Post by: _schizo321437 on January 21, 2014, 04:27:04 pm: visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Quote from: Leshma on February 05, 2012, 04:41:37 pm
My clit is huge.
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Post by: Smithy on January 21, 2014, 05:39:52 pm: lol, this guy belongs in this thread

Edit: FUCK
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Post by: _schizo321437 on January 21, 2014, 08:02:26 pm: Quote from: Smithy on January 21, 2014, 05:39:52 pm
lol, this guy belongs in this thread

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