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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Kalam on November 04, 2011, 03:58:13 pm

Title: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Kalam on November 04, 2011, 03:58:13 pm
I have decided, in my wisdom, to try and limit the bloodshed in this war. After all, it only involves those lame BADMINs and me. We should settle this the epic way.

With Champion Warfare.

I shall Champion myself. Choose your Champions from among yourselves, BADMINs. Send your Champion with his 1 mighty troop near FCC territory, and I will meet him on the field of battle.

If you cannot select a Champion, I urge you all to commit Harakiri.

Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Keshian on November 04, 2011, 04:05:38 pm
Hmmmmm, who should be our champion???

BADMINS:
Ganner, tempermental and banhappy
EarthdForce, angry and threatening
Coy, pmsing and pissed
Kesh, wonderful and amazing but misunderstood
Tears_of_Destiny, forceful and quick to kick


I volunteer, on one condition, I will be banning Kalam at the beginning of the match in true BADMIN fashion of old.
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Ganner on November 04, 2011, 04:16:18 pm
Ban happy? BAN HAPPY WHY I OUGHTTA BAN... errr ummm.

I as Supreme Overlord Admiral Chief Mugwhump his BADMINness The Ganner will discus who our champion shall be.  After all, we may be BADMIN, but we are not savages as to resort to a rash decision.
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Gristle on November 04, 2011, 06:42:33 pm
Ban everyone involved in this war.
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Anwyl on November 04, 2011, 06:49:06 pm
Hmmmmm, who should be our champion???

BADMINS:
Ganner, tempermental and banhappy
EarthdForce, angry and threatening
Coy, pmsing and pissed
Kesh, wonderful and amazing but misunderstood
Tears_of_Destiny, forceful and quick to kick


I volunteer, on one condition, I will be banning Kalam at the beginning of the match in true BADMIN fashion of old.

You shut the fuck up when you're talking about me.
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Tyrell on November 04, 2011, 08:53:50 pm
Only logical solution is to carpet ban all BADMINS.
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: ManOfWar on November 04, 2011, 09:01:21 pm
I will lend my sword to the Badmins
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 04, 2011, 09:04:12 pm
I have mixed feelings after reading this thread...

This can only end well.
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: dynamike on November 04, 2011, 09:29:29 pm
I, now, have feelings too.
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: SeQuel on November 04, 2011, 09:47:11 pm
Can I nominate myself and shoot you with my arrows Kalam?
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 05, 2011, 01:19:48 am
I vote SeQuel!
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: 7000bc on November 05, 2011, 01:20:45 am
How about you buttfuck each other and film that so the masses may judge who is the best buttfucker of them all?
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 05, 2011, 01:27:55 am
Suggestion Denied and Overruled.
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Anwyl on November 05, 2011, 01:29:30 am
Kalam I will destroy you.
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: 7000bc on November 05, 2011, 02:12:06 am
THAT'S 2. THERE'S STILL 4 MORE
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: SeQuel on November 05, 2011, 08:13:00 am
THAT'S 2. THERE'S STILL 4 MORE

Your muted, plus didn't you see that I veto'd it?
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Darkkarma on November 05, 2011, 10:14:00 am
Tears should be the champion!
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 05, 2011, 03:52:05 pm
Tears should be the champion!

I heard that guy is a scrub, too busy talking on teamspeak and IRC and posting on the forums with a different monitor and text messaging from his phone and typing in chat to play properly.
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: BaleOhay on November 05, 2011, 03:54:49 pm
but his avatar is so cute
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Keshian on November 05, 2011, 04:51:36 pm
First BADMIN to ban ten more people should be the champion of our glory as he stands fiercely before Kalam and pulls up his large screen menu, selects ban, Kalam, and wins the day, and leaves the battlefield a hero.
Title: Re: War: BADMINs vs. Kalam
Post by: Earthdforce on November 05, 2011, 10:13:21 pm
BADMINS:
Ganner, tempermental and banhappy
EarthdForce, angry and threatening
Coy, pmsing and pissed
Kesh, wonderful and amazing but misunderstood
Tears_of_Destiny, forceful and quick to kick
I swear to god, if you capitalize my F one more time... (I joke :D)