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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: Gristle on November 01, 2011, 07:31:24 am

Title: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: Gristle on November 01, 2011, 07:31:24 am
The mighty people of Tebandra, famous for their successful defense against a small band of heavily armored knights, are once again being threatened!

REMEMBER TEBANDRA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uejt17M8gA&t=4m36s

RALLY FOR THEM

THEY WILL NOT FALL WITHOUT A FIGHT
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: SeQuel on November 01, 2011, 06:43:59 pm
FREE TEBANDRA FROM THE OPPRESSORS
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: Darkkarma on November 01, 2011, 07:50:29 pm
For those of you wanting to remember Tebandra, You'd also do well to remember Ulburban.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwI6eUMyfeY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwI6eUMyfeY)

People of Tebandra, lay down your arms and no harm will come to you. You will be seen as respected, full citizens of the nation of New Stratia and will be treated with dignity and civility.
This village will be ours regardless, but i'd rather not see senseless bloodshed! Submit, citizens of Tebandra. No good can come from fighting back!
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: Matey on November 02, 2011, 01:07:42 am
the peoples of TEBANDRA! are famous for their tenacity. They fight with all they have got for their freedom! They may know their efforts are futile, but they cant possibly respect any ruler who cant subjugate them by force. May the blood run free! REMEMBER TEBANDRA!!!!!
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: Keshian on November 02, 2011, 01:11:28 am
For those of you wanting to remember Tebandra, You'd also do well to remember Ulburban.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwI6eUMyfeY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwI6eUMyfeY)

People of Tebandra, lay down your arms and no harm will come to you. You will be seen as respected, full citizens of the nation of New Stratia and will be treated with dignity and civility.
This village will be ours regardless, but i'd rather not see senseless bloodshed! Submit, citizens of Tebandra. No good can come from fighting back!

You should trust them, they took me in when I left Tebandra and now they make me a lord of archers.  You should go peacefully and trust in the rule of the birdking.
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: SeQuel on November 02, 2011, 03:01:07 am
You should trust them, they took me in when I left Tebandra and now they make me a lord of archers.  You should go peacefully and trust in the rule of the birdking.

Treacherous bastard!
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: dynamike on November 02, 2011, 05:03:41 am
You should trust them, they took me in when I left Tebandra and now they make me a lord of archers.  You should go peacefully and trust in the rule of the birdking.

Glorious hero!
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: Matey on November 02, 2011, 05:10:47 am
the brave peasants of TEBANDRA! put up a decent fight and made sure to continue their reputation as ornery peasants; they have however, grudgingly accepted their new overlords. May CHAOS love and cherish their village of angry delinquents evermore!
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: Darkkarma on November 02, 2011, 05:22:48 am
To the widows and fatherless sons of Tebandra, know that you will be treated fairly and as full citizens of the nation of New Stratia. We will give you time to bury your dead and we will rebuild. Your problems and pain are now ours as well. Together, Tedbandra and CHAOS will work together to make the shattered nation of Stratia rise from her smoldering ashes and blaze a new.

For Stratia!
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: dynamike on November 02, 2011, 06:00:05 am
To the widows and fatherless sons of Tebandra, know that you will be treated fairly and as full citizens of the nation of New Stratia. We will give you time to bury your dead and we will rebuild. Your problems and pain are now ours as well. Together, Tedbandra and CHAOS will work together to make the shattered nation of Stratia rise from her smoldering ashes and blaze a new.

The treacherous scum has been put to the sword and disposed of. Salt has been spread on the fields and all wells have been poisoned. May there never be a living being seen walking this fouled earth anymore.

For Stratia!

 :shock:
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: Matey on November 02, 2011, 06:30:44 am
The people of Tebandra will endure your tyranny dynamike, and they may even come to appreciate it someday, they are a hardy folk with no time for knights and chivalry!
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: dynamike on November 02, 2011, 02:08:56 pm
Well, surprisingly enough they enjoyed the whipping! They even asked if we could make this a daily thing...

But when they started rubbing peanut butter all over their naked bodies and asked us for a "Matey Special" we did not really know how to react  :shock:
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: Keshian on November 02, 2011, 03:43:06 pm
To the widows and fatherless sons of Tebandra, know that you will be treated fairly and as full citizens of the nation of New Stratia. We will give you time to bury your dead and we will rebuild. Your problems and pain are now ours as well. Together, Tedbandra and CHAOS will work together to make the shattered nation of Stratia rise from her smoldering ashes and blaze a new.

For Stratia!

Luckily they breed like rabbits (must be the plethora of practicioners of the Matey Special) and in a few days those women will be popping out a couple hundred babies fully grown.
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: Matey on November 02, 2011, 10:38:01 pm
you will come to love the Matey Special. Peanut butter isnt the only good source of protein involved.
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: dynamike on November 02, 2011, 10:59:08 pm
you will come to love the Matey Special. Peanut butter isnt the only good source of protein involved.

HARRRRRRR! Spoken like a true buttpirate!
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: Matey on November 02, 2011, 11:06:16 pm
PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 17, 2011, 08:19:55 am
Karma lies, kill the filthy dog and have unwanted sexual intercourse with his corpse and the corpses of all of his men and horses!!!
Title: Re: REMEMBER TEBANDRA
Post by: Gmnotutoo on November 17, 2011, 08:35:09 am
11/01

Nevar Forget