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Title: Make your own sentence
Post by: Punisher on February 08, 2011, 02:49:33 pm
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I stabbed Santa Claus because I smoked crack :shock:
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Post by: GaenaralHONK on February 08, 2011, 03:19:14 pm
I fucked a dog because i'm sexy

Hell yeah!
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Post by: Xant on February 08, 2011, 03:25:05 pm
I killed Santa Claus because I'm sexy.
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Post by: ThePoopy on February 08, 2011, 03:37:12 pm
I stabbed a clown becouse im sexy
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Post by: Noctivagant on February 08, 2011, 03:37:19 pm
I ran naked with a horse because I smoked crack
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Post by: Dunecat on February 08, 2011, 03:38:04 pm
I pissed on a black guy because I hate my life.
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Post by: Everkistus on February 08, 2011, 03:48:22 pm
I pissed on a prostitute because I'm sexy.
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Post by: Sepelio on February 08, 2011, 03:57:18 pm
I pissed on Madonna because I stink.

Remind me to go for a shower.
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Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on February 08, 2011, 05:01:17 pm
I pissed on Santa Claus because i was horny
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Post by: TomMyyY on February 08, 2011, 05:24:36 pm
I got married with a piece of shit because I'm sexy.
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Post by: Noble Crassius on February 08, 2011, 05:25:37 pm
Lmao oh god this shit is SCIENCE!!

I shot a drug dealers house because I smoke crack  :lol:
Its funny cuz its true.
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Post by: Killroth on February 08, 2011, 05:49:53 pm
I got married with a dildo because i smoked crack... :P
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Post by: Rextard on February 08, 2011, 06:07:13 pm
I hate a robot because I have perfect Abs.

Fuckin robot.
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Post by: Tempest on February 08, 2011, 06:24:18 pm
I got married with a bowl of cereal because i was horny.

True story.
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Post by: Maira on February 08, 2011, 06:33:10 pm
I stabbed George Bush because I stink.
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Post by: krampe on February 08, 2011, 06:39:42 pm
I pissed on a monkey because i hate my life
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Post by: Gorath on February 08, 2011, 06:42:36 pm
I smoked weed with your grandmother because I'm sexy.


Damn right I did.
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Post by: Vexus on February 08, 2011, 07:11:27 pm
I pissed on a clown because I smoked crack.

[Edit]

Showed the pic to a friend it came to him:

I did a blowjob to an old man beacuse i was horny.

:P
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Post by: Gnjus on February 08, 2011, 07:19:18 pm
I did a blowjob to a black guy because I'm gay.  :)
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Post by: Spurdospera on February 08, 2011, 07:39:28 pm
I killed a chocolate chip cookie because I´m sexy.  :shock:
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Post by: Mtemtko on February 08, 2011, 07:43:41 pm
I killed Santa Claus because i smoked crack   :lol:
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Post by: Belatu on February 08, 2011, 08:01:55 pm
I piss on your Grandmother because I´m sexy   <---------> I mean..... L     O     L
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Post by: Xant on February 08, 2011, 08:31:34 pm
Quote from: Mtemtko on February 08, 2011, 07:43:41 pm
I killed Santa Claus because i smoked crack   :lol:

Quote from: Xant on February 08, 2011, 03:25:05 pm
I killed Santa Claus because I'm sexy.

Cool birthday date, bro.
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Post by: ThePoopy on February 08, 2011, 09:12:51 pm
my sister killed santa too
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Post by: Ecko on February 08, 2011, 10:26:00 pm
i ran naked with a prostitute because i smoked crack.
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Post by: Dreakon_The_Destroyer on February 08, 2011, 10:49:21 pm
I hate my life so i shot Maddona becuase im racist.

my shirts blue and brown lol
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Post by: ThePoopy on February 08, 2011, 11:00:42 pm
bump
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Post by: Bull on February 08, 2011, 11:22:02 pm
I ran naked with your mom because I hate my life.
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Post by: KaleLord on February 09, 2011, 03:40:20 am
I shot a lesbian because i hate my life O.o
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Post by: Draedan on February 09, 2011, 04:51:45 am
Quote from: Gorath on February 08, 2011, 06:42:36 pm
I smoked weed with your grandmother because I'm sexy.


Damn right I did.
Hey Gorath we have the same birthday!
but for me its because I'm racist.
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Post by: AdNecrias on February 11, 2011, 03:43:57 am
I left my hovercraft as it was full of eels.

(click to show/hide)
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Post by: ShinySpoons on February 11, 2011, 07:57:32 am
I did a blowjob to your mom because I'm single

Awww yeah
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Post by: Christo on February 11, 2011, 11:44:13 am
I did a blowjob to Barney the Dinosaur because I smoked crack.

lol.
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Post by: SeQuel on February 17, 2011, 05:40:30 am
I got married with a lesbian because im sexy.

 :lol: ohhhh yahhhh giggity
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Post by: Earthdforce on February 17, 2011, 06:37:17 am
I stabbed a condom because I was horny.

Notice I didn't say what I stabbed it with ;)
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Post by: tyranoid on February 17, 2011, 07:13:58 am
I hate a dog because I have perfect abs
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Post by: Keshian on February 17, 2011, 07:32:13 am
I took a crap on Madonna because I'm racist.
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Post by: Phoenix on February 17, 2011, 07:39:29 am
I did a blowjob to a piece of shit because I have perfect abs..... There we go I did baltons for him :)
Now for mine. I killed a drug dealer because thats what I am... And that is completely correct because I would do that.
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Post by: Butan on February 17, 2011, 11:29:35 pm
I hate a cookie jar because I stink.
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Post by: Krakatit on February 18, 2011, 05:49:29 pm
I did a blowjob to Barney the dinosaur because im gay.  :?

Im at work and we have yellow T-shirts... Well it doesnt matter because just my birth month was enough...
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Post by: AdNecrias on February 18, 2011, 08:32:22 pm
With Master Yoda classes had I.
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Post by: POOPHAMMER on February 19, 2011, 12:12:57 am
I got married with a bowl of cereal because im sexy