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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Kalam on October 31, 2011, 07:23:25 pm

Title: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: Kalam on October 31, 2011, 07:23:25 pm: Let it be known throughout Calradia that His August Majesty, Trebor XVII, Protector of the Wercheg Peninsula, Master of Horse Breeding, King of Veluca, and Defender of the Goatish Faith is now wed to He Whose Voice is Heard, Sergeant BaleOHay, Veteran of a Thousand Battles and the Butcher of Fenada.

Thereby tying the Kingdoms of Haven and Veluca to the Free Villages of the Bridgeburners, Cavalieres, and Unicorns.

For the forners, or those who refuse to believe in the existence of an official marriage certificate, here is the proof.

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Gift Registry:

20 practice longswords
20 Masterwork Hornbows
49 Rounceys
30 Heavy Lance
10 Arbalest
500 Blue Gambeson
500 Blue Hood
10 Wooden Ladder
10 Construction Sites
80 Construction Material
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: Trebor on October 31, 2011, 07:27:14 pm: Just posting my love babe.
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Post by: BaleOhay on October 31, 2011, 07:36:40 pm: for the record treb likes it on bottom. That makes me less gay
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: Trebor on October 31, 2011, 07:37:48 pm: Quote from: BaleOhay on October 31, 2011, 07:36:40 pm
for the record treb likes it on bottom. That makes me less gay
You do still like me to play with your asshole so idk my love.
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: BaleOhay on October 31, 2011, 07:41:06 pm: <--- I am the yellow Bunny. Treb is the blue with grey outline.

And for the record all guys like that treb!
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Post by: Syls on October 31, 2011, 08:03:29 pm: Trebor the Yellow bunny :lol: Now that's a inside joke nobody will understand in the future :D
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: Trebor on October 31, 2011, 08:03:41 pm: Quote from: BaleOhay on October 31, 2011, 07:41:06 pm
<--- I am the blue Bunny. Treb is the yellow.

And for the record all guys like that treb!
Lies on that one babe ...

TKoV = Blue
BRD = Yellow
Treb = Win

So sit down and take it!
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: BaleOhay on October 31, 2011, 08:21:29 pm: <--- fixed the colors to show off the new alliance
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Post by: BaleOhay on October 31, 2011, 08:23:49 pm: trebby will be taking my name I am sure. King Trebor_Ohay_TKoV.. since he did not have one of his own.
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Post by: Trebor on October 31, 2011, 08:50:52 pm: Quote from: BaleOhay on October 31, 2011, 08:23:49 pm
trebby will be taking my name I am sure. King Trebor_Ohay_TKoV.. since he did not have one of his own.
WOMAN DONT MAKE ME PUT YOU IN YO PLACE!
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: Thucydides on October 31, 2011, 09:30:33 pm: so gay
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Post by: Count_Curtis on October 31, 2011, 09:38:50 pm: Hooray for the married couple!

Showing calradia how TOLERANCES ARE DUN
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: Keshian on October 31, 2011, 09:39:10 pm: Kalam - you forget to include two of Bale's bastard stepchildren that TKoV gets stuck with through marriage - Narwhals and Cartographers, I know they are beastly, but trebor will juts have to learn to love them.
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Post by: BaleOhay on October 31, 2011, 09:53:56 pm: The uniballs err corns come with the deal as well. sorry to late to call it off.
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Post by: Nessaj on October 31, 2011, 10:06:12 pm: Is there a gift registry?
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Post by: Male_Stripper on October 31, 2011, 10:15:46 pm: YOU CHEATED ON ME
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Post by: Matey on October 31, 2011, 10:26:28 pm: clearly a polygamist.
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Post by: BaleOhay on October 31, 2011, 11:26:45 pm: yes I would like gold dipped bandit heads from ATS
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Post by: SeQuel on October 31, 2011, 11:38:50 pm: This is gay.
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Post by: Earthdforce on November 01, 2011, 12:24:54 am: Quote from: SeQuel on October 31, 2011, 11:38:50 pm
This is gay.
And?
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: Bulzur on November 01, 2011, 12:49:48 am: Quote from: Nessaj on October 31, 2011, 10:06:12 pm
Is there a gift registry?

Quote from: BaleOhay on October 31, 2011, 11:26:45 pm
yes I would like gold dipped bandit heads from ATS

There's normally more than one choice, you know.
I can bring a kitten, what about that ?
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: Visconti on November 01, 2011, 06:56:25 am: Man rob, your such a whore.
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Post by: Uumdi on November 01, 2011, 07:10:12 am: Shit's mad gay, yo
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Post by: SeQuel on November 01, 2011, 08:23:07 am: Quote from: Uumdi on November 01, 2011, 07:10:12 am
Shit's mad gay, yo

And?
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: Darkkarma on November 01, 2011, 08:54:35 am: Im sort of jealous that you get to hear robert's soft, soothing voice whispering sweet nothings in your ear every night. Im stuck with these whisper videos.
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: Trebor on November 01, 2011, 04:26:13 pm: Haters gona hate
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Post by: Argoth on November 01, 2011, 09:39:11 pm: Anyone want to marry me?.....
no?......
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Post by: DrKronic on November 01, 2011, 10:09:39 pm: Is this gay like buttseks or like having a chaperone to the prom gay?(like lame)
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Post by: kinngrimm on November 02, 2011, 02:05:31 pm: It is told, there were irregularities at the wedding. King Trebor could not show his birth certificate. Now rumors started, if he would really be the rightful protector of the claimed lands.

The New Caladrian Times was mocking:"King Trevor showed but his scriptors failed to produce his birth certificate in time"
The Reyvadin Times said:"This is only another example where the rich and powerful, just do what they want, while the normal folks are sitting at home with no jobs and nothing to get on the table"
A local news paper situated close to Jayek even speculated that, there had been already before the marriage, a bond by blood and ancestors between these two lovebirds.
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: Vibe on November 02, 2011, 02:10:14 pm: Brigayd approved
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Post by: Teeth on November 02, 2011, 03:32:45 pm: BaleOHay you're an attractive young man, you don't have to settle.
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Post by: Trebor on November 02, 2011, 05:23:53 pm: Yes he do, I just so happen to be king and well a king gets what a king wants
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Post by: Braeden on November 02, 2011, 05:34:24 pm: Quote from: Trebor on November 02, 2011, 05:23:53 pm
Yes he do, I just so happen to be king and well a king gets what a king wants

King? I didn't vote for you.
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: BaleOhay on November 03, 2011, 01:15:00 am: To prove who the man is in this relationship I propose a best of 5 duel!
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Post by: Voso on November 03, 2011, 01:17:14 am: Quote from: BaleOhay on November 03, 2011, 01:15:00 am
To prove who the man is in this relationship I propose a best of 5 duel!

Between who?
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: BaleOhay on November 03, 2011, 01:19:02 am: me and trebor
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Post by: Earthdforce on November 03, 2011, 01:22:35 am: Quote from: Voso on November 03, 2011, 01:17:14 am
Between who?
Bale and Trebor you ninny xD

E: Ohh Bale beat meh
Title: Re: Marriage Proclamation
Post by: Darkkarma on November 03, 2011, 01:23:07 am: bromos
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Post by: BaleOhay on November 03, 2011, 10:59:28 pm: no reply. guess I win by default!
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Post by: Lordark on November 08, 2011, 07:27:10 am: My best wishes to Bridgeburners and The :arrow: Knights :wink: of Veluca. May they live long and prosper.