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Title: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 23, 2011, 10:12:04 pm
I am Takeolan and I was having an all caps rage in the EU crpg 1 server about Lagkillers. I am talking about the cav my old friends who rush over to spawn and kill me whilst I'm lagging. I always lag
At the start of a new round and never move but when I finally stop lagging
I am killed. The thing that really annoys me is the way that the Lagkillers die straight after they kill the lagging
Person as they have just ran into our spawn. What is the point. These people are clearly stat obsessed
As killing ppl who appear to be afk does not help the team. Is this annoying anyone else?                                                         Takeolan.    P.S. I am cav.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Xant on October 23, 2011, 10:17:14 pm
I am Xant and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: cmp on October 23, 2011, 10:19:06 pm
I am Xant and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Apsod on October 23, 2011, 10:22:08 pm
I am Xant and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Everkistus on October 23, 2011, 10:24:22 pm
I am Xant and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Remy on October 23, 2011, 10:24:31 pm
I am favorite thread and this Xant on the Citadel.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Christo on October 23, 2011, 10:30:19 pm
His mother's asshole, I tragedy
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Belmont on October 23, 2011, 10:39:59 pm
Hi,

It's signed,

I can only approved.

Belmont.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Apsod on October 23, 2011, 10:43:49 pm
He told me to do the thing, so I ate cheesecake for breakfast.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Kingtrisp on October 23, 2011, 10:48:40 pm
I am Citadel and this is my favorite thread on the Xant.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Serfonz on October 23, 2011, 10:51:27 pm
At fifteen, I had the will to  learn ; at thirty, I could stand ; at forty, I had no  doubts ; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding ;  at sixty, my ears were opened ; at seventy, I could  do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the  square.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: MrShine on October 23, 2011, 11:13:10 pm
Hate you!!
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: ThePoopy on October 23, 2011, 11:23:32 pm
 :twisted: :arrow: :mrgreen: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :( :arrow: :idea: :shock: :mad:
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Loar Avel on October 23, 2011, 11:28:29 pm
I am Xant and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel.
You should stop Mass effect  :D
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Kafein on October 23, 2011, 11:29:05 pm
Can I haz a cheeseburger ?
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Apsod on October 23, 2011, 11:29:38 pm
The icecream told me to fuck off :cry:
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 23, 2011, 11:32:55 pm
Wtf does this xant stuff mean??!!
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Zisa on October 23, 2011, 11:35:09 pm
who gives a shit...

I can't believe nobody in eu is smart enough to pretend afk to kill such stat whores. Recruit someone to rear guard if you are one of those unfortunate laggers.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 23, 2011, 11:43:28 pm
who gives a shit...


.          You clearly do not which is why it puzzles
Me
To think why you are reading this thread.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Kafein on October 23, 2011, 11:45:36 pm
Back on topic. As cav I do attack late spawners when i consider it being a valid choice, but it happens maybe once over 100 rounds. The enemy spawn isn't always safely reachable, and there are usually many other squishy enemies.

Anyway, I usually don't attack 2h or polearms, even "afk" at spawn. If they are faking it, it's a swift death for me. 1h, ranged and sometimes other cav, it's another story.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Kafein on October 23, 2011, 11:46:40 pm
.          You clearly do not which is why it puzzles
Me
To think why you are reading this thread.

ho             noes vicious666        and his.
      horrible writing. is      back
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 23, 2011, 11:48:46 pm
I am on ma iPod and for
Some reason it kinda messes the text up??!!!!
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 23, 2011, 11:56:02 pm
Back on topic. As cav I do attack late spawners when i consider it being a valid choice, but it happens maybe once over 100 rounds. The enemy spawn isn't always safely reachable, and there are usually many other squishy enemies.

Anyway, I usually don't attack 2h or polearms, even "afk" at spawn. If they are faking it, it's a swift death for me. 1h, ranged and sometimes other cav, it's another story.
.        I agree. However if someone is not moving at spawn I will usually let them be. I would rather help out the team than risk getting one kill followed by almost certain death. 1 kill doesnt make a difference if you are cav and a good cav can easily determine whether the round is won or not by helping out inf with bumps and taking out archers. It's the good for nothing noobs that crap themselves at the sight of a "free kill" that annoys me......
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Zisa on October 24, 2011, 12:06:47 am
.          You clearly do not which is why it puzzles
Me
To think why you are reading this thread.
who gives a shit..about Xant rant..
again.. recruit someone to guard on your team if you are a slow joiner.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 24, 2011, 12:09:46 am
who gives a shit..about Xant rant..
again.. recruit someone to guard on your team if you are a slow joiner.
ooooh I thought you was speaking bout the thread... Anyways I ain't sure who is gonna wanna do that but I guess I could ask when I'm playing with my clan... I do like pretending to be afk sometimes and killing those stat whores but there isn't much I can do when I really am lagging.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Jarlek on October 24, 2011, 01:02:57 am
ooooh I thought you was speaking bout the thread... Anyways I ain't sure who is gonna wanna do that but I guess I could ask when I'm playing with my clan... I do like pretending to be afk sometimes and killing those stat whores but there isn't much I can do when I really am lagging.
Helps to be on TS...
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Mustikki on October 24, 2011, 01:09:29 am
Hi,

It's                                                         signed                                             ,

I
can                                                                                                                               only                                                                                approved.

                                                                    Mustikki.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: SixThumbs on October 24, 2011, 01:27:20 am
NERF CAV
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Segd on October 24, 2011, 01:50:13 pm
BUFF LAGGERS
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Son Of Odin on October 24, 2011, 02:37:12 pm
This has been discussed in Torben's cav guide. Unfortunately some guys just love spawnraping. I am cav now and I usually try to help late spawners by staying near my spawn and protect them. Most of the time the cav that comes to spawnrape are total nabs who just want good k/d ratio like real cav. In reality they are just sad weaklings who are not able to kill men in real battle situation and thus they have to go the easy way to "look good". They are so easy to kill because they have no idea about 1v1 cav fights and they die like assburgers. Sometimes I see older, dedicated cav people spawnraping and it makes me sad.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Vibe on October 24, 2011, 02:45:23 pm
This has been discussed in Torben's cav guide. Unfortunately some guys just love spawnraping. I am cav now and I usually try to help late spawners by staying near my spawn and protect them. Most of the time the cav that comes to spawnrape are total nabs who just want good k/d ratio like real cav. In reality they are just sad weaklings who are not able to kill men in real battle situation and thus they have to go the easy way to "look good". They are so easy to kill because they have no idea about 1v1 cav fights and they die like assburgers. Sometimes I see older, dedicated cav people spawnraping and it makes me sad.

You do not sound like a true Fallen... go be bad and start spawnraping!
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Son Of Odin on October 24, 2011, 02:49:04 pm
You do not sound like a true Fallen... go be bad and start spawnraping!
True Fallen helps his team to win, not to get good personal k/d ratio dumbass! :D
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Vibe on October 24, 2011, 02:51:12 pm
True Fallen helps his team to win, not to get good personal k/d ratio dumbass! :D

not
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Son Of Odin on October 24, 2011, 02:54:57 pm
not
What is the point in sacrificing your horse and probably your life for a spawnkill? How is that a smart move? Yes I know we kill everyone the dirtiest way possible, but this is just stupid vibe, not dirty, just plain stupid :D.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Wookimonsta on October 24, 2011, 02:55:34 pm
Lol, he mad
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Son Of Odin on October 24, 2011, 02:57:01 pm
Lol, he mad
Me mad? Oh hellno! xDDD :-----DDDDxD .DDDD:D
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Wookimonsta on October 24, 2011, 02:57:16 pm
oh he mad, he hells mad
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Son Of Odin on October 24, 2011, 02:58:38 pm
Do you like spawnrape wooki? :D
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Camaris on October 24, 2011, 03:01:01 pm
Im not Xant. Whats going on here?
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Vibe on October 24, 2011, 03:02:56 pm
How is that a smart move? Yes I know we kill everyone the dirtiest way possible, but this is just stupid vibe, not dirty, just plain stupid :D.

Fallen not smrat
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Son Of Odin on October 24, 2011, 03:09:17 pm
Fallen not smrat
True dat. Help me on this Torben if you are reading...
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Wookimonsta on October 24, 2011, 03:11:42 pm
Do you like spawnrape wooki? :D

i love it
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Son Of Odin on October 24, 2011, 03:15:19 pm
i love it
That's a nasty habit like smoking. It is fun for awhile and it gives you pleasure, but in the end it becomes only a habit and it kills you.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: nuffen on October 24, 2011, 03:18:09 pm
I am Xant and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Bjord on October 24, 2011, 03:24:53 pm
I am favorite thread and this Xant on the Citadel.

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Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Son Of Odin on October 24, 2011, 03:31:22 pm
Just gonna quote a really wise man here:

-stop killing people that havent moved on their spawn.  dont matter if afk or what ever,  if they havent moved yet,  just let them be.
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Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: dynamike on October 24, 2011, 03:42:20 pm
Hi I am new.

How to Strat?
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: SixThumbs on October 24, 2011, 07:01:25 pm
Sometimes I feel like I've helped decide the round in my teams favor by charging their spawn and basically just disrupting ranks and pulling aggro.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Kafein on October 25, 2011, 12:35:35 am
Spawnkilling for the sake of it is usually stupid. But when used effectively, it's only douchy. Like roofcamping. And roofcamping is allowed by the mod rules (except the unused asshat rule ofc.).
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Braeden on October 25, 2011, 08:30:14 am
This is true and full of truth
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Torben on October 25, 2011, 09:42:03 am
meh, imagine you could equip a magic assprobe that teleports you into the enemy spawn making you invisible,  doubling your hp and tenfolding your pierce damage against any afk targets.
 one might think its evil but at the end of the day you would just be another random dude with a high-end dildo up your ass.


concerning op:  try spawning with a small delay,  lag shouldnt be a problem a few seconds into the round.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Wookimonsta on October 25, 2011, 09:42:11 am
Spawnkilling for the sake of it is usually stupid. But when used effectively, it's only douchy. Like roofcamping. And roofcamping is allowed by the mod rules (except the unused asshat rule ofc.).

If you don't like roofcamping, come to Byzantium server, anyone using a ladder gets kicked.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: MrShine on October 25, 2011, 02:51:23 pm
If I saw a cav player on my team ignore a free kill at enemy spawn I would be pissed.  That enemy could turn around and kill me, a teammate, or the cav player later in the round.

Yes it's cheap, but it's battle, not an honour simulator.  Same goes for kiting, backstabbing, you name it.

Also the only time this should legitimately happen is if you spawn in late to a game.  If you spawn at round start and are still lagging long enough for an enemy cav to reach your spawn check your computer/internet connection into a nursing home.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Zisa on October 25, 2011, 07:31:54 pm
If I saw a cav player on my team ignore a free kill at enemy spawn I would be pissed.  That enemy could turn around and kill me, a teammate, or the cav player later in the round.

Yes it's cheap, but it's battle, not an honour simulator.  Same goes for kiting, backstabbing, you name it.

Also the only time this should legitimately happen is if you spawn in late to a game.  If you spawn at round start and are still lagging long enough for an enemy cav to reach your spawn check your computer/internet connection into a nursing home.
right.....
so you never changed equipment only to have some sac o shite on a Horse hit you.
It does not take long for cav to reach other spawn on some maps.

It always was something kdr whorses did pre-multi days, and I gotta tell you, killing them lamers was very very satisfying.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: MrShine on October 25, 2011, 08:12:13 pm
Sure it's lame.  But it's also smart.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Zisa on October 25, 2011, 09:00:05 pm
Sure it's lame.  But it's also smart.
No it's not you stupid cunt.

Killing someone from behind - smart.
Ganging someone - smart.

Killing someone who has not even got into the game yet because of some shit connection or pc means you are a kdr fuckwad who does not want to play, only win.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: SixThumbs on October 25, 2011, 09:37:12 pm
I don't rightfully understand the complaints here. It does seem kind of cheap if you spawn later in the round and there's cav everywhere and the map doesn't have some sort of cover nearby but that's one round and maybe it happened because you were just starting up.

But you boot up the game, join a game, and then go afk at the start of the round? Honestly what do you think is going to happen? I have come back from being afk and right as I put my headphones on I've gotten lanced in the back. Still, even now I get lanced because I'm not paying attention on the way to no-man's land swinging and feinting like a lunatic for fun but it's your fault

Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: BADPLAYERold on October 25, 2011, 09:57:20 pm
I love doing this, whenever I kill someone like this I get sexual pleasure.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Son Of Odin on October 25, 2011, 10:54:38 pm
/thread.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 26, 2011, 12:03:48 am
Hmmm. Not really what I expected in comments.
I don't rightfully understand the complaints here. It does seem kind of cheap if you spawn later in the round and there's cav everywhere and the map doesn't have some sort of cover nearby but that's one round and maybe it happened because you were just starting up.

But you boot up the game, join a game, and then go afk at the start of the round? Honestly what do you think is going to happen? I have come back from being afk and right as I put my headphones on I've gotten lanced in the back. Still, even now I get lanced because I'm not paying attention on the way to no-man's land swinging and feinting like a lunatic for fun but it's your fault.                                                                           ...... Are you serious? This is unavoidable as I have said I lag. If there is about 10 ppl left on the other team and the guy at spawn is obviously afk then Ill put a lance through him. But if there are still about 50 ppl left and the guy is LAGGING.. (what I said) then that is just wrong. That my old friend is blatantly ignoring the other team and going straight for a lagger to make up for the kills he can't get. That Is what I think is wrong...                                                                                                     
No it's not you stupid cunt.

Killing someone from behind - smart.
Ganging someone - smart.

Killing someone who has not even got into the game yet because of some shit connection or pc means you are a kdr fuckwad who does not want to play, only win.


God Bless You Sir!! stole the words from me. BTW I dunno why my reply showed up in the quote.. I am
Doing this on my iPod.
If I saw a cav player on my team ignore a free kill at enemy spawn I would be pissed.  That enemy could turn around and kill me, a teammate, or the cav player later in the round.

Yes it's cheap, but it's battle, not an honour simulator.  Same goes for kiting, backstabbing, you name it.

Also the only time this should legitimately happen is if you spawn in late to a game.  If you spawn at round start and are still lagging long enough for an enemy cav to reach your spawn check your computer/internet connection into a nursing home.
.          Yes this is a battle simulator. So in agincourt the French cavalry charged around the trees to kill the english fucking afk?!!??!!??!! No they didnt. If you want a battle sim let them be. It is dishonourable and I fear against the spirit of the game. Yes that guy may then kill you. But as a fellow player it is his right to play the game and kill you and if he does he is a better player than you. If you charge him when he lags that Is cowardly and noobish and is just annoying.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: SixThumbs on October 26, 2011, 04:48:55 am
Even with lag it's still nature's law that if you're being chased by something faster then you you can cut at a 90 degree angle and get away (usually).

And who lags that badly at the start of the round that you can't at least stay with the group? Even if you take a minute to switch your equipment around there's usually other people who spawn late and are doing the same.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: MrShine on October 26, 2011, 05:33:42 am
No it's not you stupid cunt.

Get angry.  Don't know where that came from but not gonna bother if you can't be civil.

Yes this is a battle simulator. So in agincourt the French cavalry charged around the trees to kill the english fucking afk?!!??!!??!! No they didnt. If you want a battle sim let them be. It is dishonourable and I fear against the spirit of the game. Yes that guy may then kill you. But as a fellow player it is his right to play the game and kill you and if he does he is a better player than you. If you charge him when he lags that Is cowardly and noobish and is just annoying.
If you see some enemy in a corner not moving so you take the kill, or do you sit there waiting with upblock ready to engage in glorious honorable combat?  Of course you kill them and move on.  Same thing with cav picking off people who aren't being attentive/lagging at spawn.

And the argument about people "having a right" to lag or whatever is bogus.  My computer is on the verge of death and I freeze up occasionally for a few seconds in battle.  Sometimes that gets me killed, and that sucks.  Am I going to blame the enemy I was fighting for using that moment to their advantage and killing me?  Of course not, it's my fault for being a dumbass who damaged my power supply with water.

I think this concern about cav spawn killing laggers is being blown way out of proportion.  With coursers nerfed and fewer maps with really close spawns this happens rarely.  Sometimes you might join a round late and you'll spawn in when the action is already all around you, but most of the time you should have plenty of time to get your bearings before getting couched.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Dezilagel on October 26, 2011, 05:36:47 am
Well, it depends. If it's a melee guy (especially if it's someone I know) I sometimes run up to them and give then a kick. I enjoy duelling^^

If it's a ranged guy tho - no mercy.

Pikers or maulers won't be "spared" either.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Sir Ryden on October 26, 2011, 06:00:43 am
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icVDorK9Je4

^ in reference to someone guarding you while you lag amirite.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Zisa on October 26, 2011, 06:06:09 am
Get angry.  Don't know where that came from but not gonna bother if you can't be civil.
If you see some enemy in a corner not moving so you take the kill, or do you sit there waiting with upblock ready to engage in glorious honorable combat?  Of course you kill them and move on.  Same thing with cav picking off people who aren't being attentive/lagging at spawn.

And the argument about people "having a right" to lag or whatever is bogus.  My computer is on the verge of death and I freeze up occasionally for a few seconds in battle.  Sometimes that gets me killed, and that sucks.  Am I going to blame the enemy I was fighting for using that moment to their advantage and killing me?  Of course not, it's my fault for being a dumbass who damaged my power supply with water.

I think this concern about cav spawn killing laggers is being blown way out of proportion.  With coursers nerfed and fewer maps with really close spawns this happens rarely.  Sometimes you might join a round late and you'll spawn in when the action is already all around you, but most of the time you should have plenty of time to get your bearings before getting couched.
Holy shit...
Try random plains, spend 30 seconds changing your gear and you will spawn right in the path of some charging nimrod.

There's no point being civil if you refuse to look at anyone else's point of view, nor do we need to hear these dumb ass justifications for killing afks that have little to do with the OP's problem - which is slow to join. I could give a crap about the asshole leechers who go afk - kill them fuckers with my blessing, especially if it is past the 1 minute mark into the game.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 26, 2011, 10:32:29 am
Get angry.  Don't know where that came from but not gonna bother if you can't be civil.
If you see some enemy in a corner not moving so you take the kill, or do you sit there waiting with upblock ready to engage in glorious honorable combat?  Of course you kill them and move on.  Same thing with cav picking off people who aren't being attentive/lagging at spawn.

And the argument about people "having a right" to lag or whatever is bogus.  My computer is on the verge of death and I freeze up occasionally for a few seconds in battle.  Sometimes that gets me killed, and that sucks.  Am I going to blame the enemy I was fighting for using that moment to their advantage and killing me?  Of course not, it's my fault for being a dumbass who damaged my power supply with water.

I think this concern about cav spawn killing laggers is being blown way out of proportion.  With coursers nerfed and fewer maps with really close spawns this happens rarely.  Sometimes you might join a round late and you'll spawn in when the action is already all around you, but most of the time you should have plenty of time to get your bearings before getting couched.
.         No no no. I mean if you ain't even moved at spawn yet and some idiot has gone out of his way to kill someone who hasn't even moved when there are about 30 other enemies around him. This honourable shit youre saying I don't get. I am saying that it is against the spirit of the game to kill somebody who hasn't moved when you could be actually helpIng your team and not dieing to piss one person off who was lagging. If someone Is clearly AFK and the initial chrge of the battle is over then who is gonna wait for him? I agree that It is stupid to wait for them to come back. But at the start of a round people Should be able to choose equipment or lag or whatever without these idiot cavalry coming. If someone has now moved at spawn but is only about 10 seconds into the round it is not your kill to take. Oh yeah and if you see someone who Is afk you dint sit there with upblock... You kill them. Or if there are still around 40 people you left you should ride away and help your team.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: MrShine on October 26, 2011, 03:16:00 pm
It's not the enemy's fault you aren't prepared.  If you load into a battle server and spend up to 30 seconds (30 seconds?!?!) picking out gear before spawning that isn't you lagging, that's you being slow.

IF on the other hand it takes your character 10+ seconds consistently to stop lagging at spawn you need some new hardware or need to adjust your settings (maybe un-check load textures on demand).  Again, your problem, don't blame enemy cav for taking advantage of the opportunity.

The "spirit" of the game is to win the battle, of course doing so within the confines of the rules (no cheating/exploits etc).  There is nothing inherently wrong with killing someone at spawn if the enemy is too slow to react.  Is it a cheapshot?  Of course it is, but it is still within the confines of the game rules and still (imo) retains the 'spirit'.  Guess what else is cheap but within the confines of the game:

-Taking advantage of the 'long' polestun proc to net a free hit.
-Crushthrough
-Scoring a free hit on someone who is knocked down
-Kicking someone who has fallen to net another free hit
-Backstabs
-Teaming up on lone enemies/small groups
-Kiting to get extra ranged fire in
-Cav Bump-slashing
-Beating up on peasants who can't effectively defend themselves

All of the above things take advantage of an open opportunity to score a hit/kill on someone when they have very little ability to defend themselves.  I've been killed and have killed people in battle countless times because of these things, but that's how it goes because...it's battle.  I have 0 problems with that other than being upset I died.


But even if you take all of that away, what purpose do you actually have with the complaints?  What do you expect admins to do to rectify this problem?  There is no good solution, it's just whining for whining's sake.  The ONLY valid good thing I could see coming from this discussion is to revisit spawns on problematic maps and make sure there is enough distance between the two to prevent +3 coursers from being able to reach the enemy spawn for a long enough time.

TLDR: I am Xant and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Zisa on October 26, 2011, 05:54:41 pm
Mr Shine:
Wow, seriously, congrats on obfuscating the issue! Please, perhaps you could bring up the length of a 1hander or the upkeep cost of heavy armour.

You just listed non relevant examples in an attempt to justify ONE shitty play.

Civil? Come on, your stupidity here is insulting. None from your list is worth making much of a post about, but thanks for listing them.

The reason you are indeed such a stupid cunt, and may remain so, is that the guy is not whinging about anything except NOT GETTING A CHANCE TO ACTUALLY PLAY. It's stupid fucks like you who for no good reason make THAT guy's playing experience an exercise in deathcam viewing just because he has some connection problems. So his playing experience consists of spawning and dying, without the actually fun part of taking a swing before he dies - oh that's gonna build the player base - YOU are part of the fucking problem.

Good thing battle is not respawn, because I can tell you would sit there and spawn rape new players and tell yourself you are good.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: SixThumbs on October 26, 2011, 06:42:44 pm
Because of this thread, rather, because of you Zisa, I'm going to make it a point that whenever I decide to ride my horse to take it to the spawn at the beginning of the round and kill anyone who is motionless.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Zisa on October 26, 2011, 06:44:31 pm
Because of this thread, rather, because of you Zisa, I'm going to make it a point that whenever I decide to ride my horse to take it to the spawn at the beginning of the round and kill anyone who is motionless.
Excellent, contribute to the mass stupidity and hope I am not waiting for you.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: MrShine on October 26, 2011, 07:08:01 pm
Mr Shine:
Wow, seriously, congrats on obfuscating the issue! Please, perhaps you could bring up the length of a 1hander or the upkeep cost of heavy armour.

You just listed non relevant examples in an attempt to justify ONE shitty play.

Civil? Come on, your stupidity here is insulting. None from your list is worth making much of a post about, but thanks for listing them.

The reason you are indeed such a stupid cunt, and may remain so, is that the guy is not whinging about anything except NOT GETTING A CHANCE TO ACTUALLY PLAY. It's stupid fucks like you who for no good reason make THAT guy's playing experience an exercise in deathcam viewing just because he has some connection problems. So his playing experience consists of spawning and dying, without the actually fun part of taking a swing before he dies - oh that's gonna build the player base - YOU are part of the fucking problem.

Good thing battle is not respawn, because I can tell you would sit there and spawn rape new players and tell yourself you are good.

The issue?  What issue, there is no issue.  The OP is complaining that because HIS internet is shitty OTHERS should adapt their playstyle to accommodate him.   

I'm not going to go onto the EU servers and complain about how they aren't taking it easy on me.  It's my problem, not theirs.  Solution = join a different server that serves me better.   Same issue with a laggy computer.  Solution = reduce settings or buy a better machine.  The solution is NOT asking other players with perfectly good connections and perfectly good computers to pull their punches to accommodate my problem.

Funny part is I'm not even much of an elitist; I'm a pretty nice reasonable fucking guy if you actually knew me (instead of calling me a cunt and a fuck).  There's a reason this thread got trolled into oblivion on the first page; the OP is just a whine and the solution is common sense.

But if you insist this thread needs to go on (it doesn't) I ask you this: how would you solve this problem?  What steps would you take to rectify the situation the OP describes?
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 26, 2011, 07:11:11 pm
Why the hell should i adjust my settings or get new hardware because of stat whores like you? And btw all the other things you have listed are actual gameplay issues that you find terribly unfair but i think is just battle. Battle is not however killing ppl lagging as that is just due to stat whores that sadly weren't around in the time of this game. To stay alive the men didn't think "Oh i have to go and kill that AFK guy as it boosts my KD". However they would find it smart to gang enemies as it is a tactic. You're argument is ridiculous and i know you will try and make excuses and reply to this post in a way you find clever but overall it is childish and stupid to go out of your way to piss ppl off and the cRPG community could do very well without you. Good day sir. :twisted:
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Dezilagel on October 26, 2011, 07:12:54 pm
Seriously, is it really that hard?

Don't. Be. A. Douche.

If you really just want to win that bad, then I think you're missing out on the main point of the game, which is to have a good time.

And besides, if there weren't a community, there wouldn't be a game. I dunno, but shitting on the community is the last thing you should do imo.

Also, what's the fun in killing someone who doesn't have a chance to fight back? O.o

Imagine the scenario where the entire enemy team would be standing completely still, not fighting back. You'd win every round and rock dat constant x5! Great! Not.

Also /puke at your ranting about how people should get new gear to eliminate lag. Some people have a really shitty connection/comp, but give them 30 sec at the start of the first round and they'll play just like everyone else. Is that such a huge pain? In what way does it hurt you?

Really, just be decent and don't screw people over for no reason.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Zisa on October 26, 2011, 07:14:10 pm
Don't attack spawns until one minute has past.

Did anyone think spawn raping in strategus was fun? If so, you will never get it.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 26, 2011, 07:20:18 pm
The issue?  What issue, there is no issue.  The OP is complaining that because HIS internet is shitty OTHERS should adapt their playstyle to accommodate him.   

I'm not going to go onto the EU servers and complain about how they aren't taking it easy on me.  It's my problem, not theirs.  Solution = join a different server that serves me better.   Same issue with a laggy computer.  Solution = reduce settings or buy a better machine.  The solution is NOT asking other players with perfectly good connections and perfectly good computers to pull their punches to accommodate my problem.

Funny part is I'm not even much of an elitist; I'm a pretty nice reasonable fucking guy if you actually knew me (instead of calling me a cunt and a fuck).  There's a reason this thread got trolled into oblivion on the first page; the OP is just a whine and the solution is common sense.

But if you insist this thread needs to go on (it doesn't) I ask you this: how would you solve this problem?  What steps would you take to rectify the situation the OP describes?
                     You call it a fucking "playstyle". You call stat whores "players". "Taking it easy".. Well i just had i nice little tea bag on a few stat whores that i tricked into believing i was afk and it was good. You are obviously incapable as a player to get kills and are raging now that someone says that what you do is wrong. OP is a whine. WTF are you on about. I have been perfectly reasonable i thought and asked if this is annoying anyone else. There is no need to be rude meht. Me and Zisa think that you are being stupid to rush over to enemy spawn and have all those "Free Kills" that you cant get. There is no way i will alter my comp as it is perfectly fine. What is not fine is the immaturity and the cowardice of other players that i hope give this game up. And "PUll their punches"??. Dont you mean stop being a dickhead and man up and best your foes in melee combat rather than killing them whilst they dont move or are lagging. Please reevaluate your next post and think is this relevant and a decent post or am i being "a stupid cunt" and should i alter this post. Good day.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 26, 2011, 07:22:47 pm
TY Dezilagel!! And ty Zisa!! :D :lol:
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: MrShine on October 26, 2011, 07:47:06 pm
Don't attack spawns until one minute has past.
And how do you enforce this?
And how do you define "spawns"?
And how do you distinguish someone who is lagging from someone who is afk/trying to leech?
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 26, 2011, 07:53:53 pm
And how do you enforce this?
And how do you define "spawns"?
And how do you distinguish someone who is lagging from someone who is afk/trying to leech?

                     Please reevaluate your next post and think is this relevant and a decent post or am i being "a stupid cunt" and should i alter this post. Good day.
   i quote.. nuff said.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Darkkarma on October 26, 2011, 07:54:30 pm
Shine is now a master debater.

Congratulations!!!
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: SixThumbs on October 26, 2011, 09:40:27 pm
I think some of you butt-hurt ninnies need to re-evaluate your definitions of a 'game' and what the concept of 'play' is. God forbid you spawn late one round and lag somehow incapacitates you to the point where you somehow freeze from shock that an online game is lagging, don't move, and the enemy runs you over. You have to wait a whole 5 minutes, maybe, before you can play again.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 26, 2011, 11:27:26 pm
I think some of you butt-hurt ninnies need to re-evaluate your definitions of a 'game' and what the concept of 'play' is. God forbid you spawn late one round and lag somehow incapacitates you to the point where you somehow freeze from shock that an online game is lagging, don't move, and the enemy runs you over. You have to wait a whole 5 minutes, maybe, before you can play again.
Have you read the thread?
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: SixThumbs on October 27, 2011, 04:30:08 am
Have you read the responses?
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Wookimonsta on October 27, 2011, 09:49:53 am
couchlancing enemies at spawn is good practice for anyone learning to be a lancer. I suggest that anyone who tries to be a lancer do this more.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 27, 2011, 11:08:20 am
I am Citadel favorite Xant, and this is a thread.   
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 27, 2011, 09:48:11 pm
WTF. Who the heck cant couch. It is the most simplest thing ever. Anyways i guess it is good practice as long as it is at least 1 min into the game. That means that anyone who is not moving is truly AFK.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Taser on October 27, 2011, 11:11:03 pm
This thread.. whew. You don't like getting killed "dishonorably"? Too bad. It sucks to die right after spawning or lagging and dying. But that's part of the game. Accept it or move on.

Besides you seem like a guy who doesn't listen to anyone but people that sound like you. So this is all pointless talk for myself and/or anyone that agrees with me I suppose.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 27, 2011, 11:27:08 pm
This thread.. whew. You don't like getting killed "dishonorably"? Too bad. It sucks to die right after spawning or lagging and dying. But that's part of the game. Accept it or move on.

Besides you seem like a guy who doesn't listen to anyone but people that sound like you. So this is all pointless talk for myself and/or anyone that agrees with me I suppose.
Ok. I suppose I have worded myself pretty badly. I guess I am just trying to ask people to maybe kill enemies who pose a threat to your team rather than going out of your way to kill ppl who have to wait a few seconds before play and haven't been able to do so. I am sorry if I have seemed rude as it was not intended. I am just a pissed of young 13 year old boy who would rather people play the game by fighting properly. This was not intended to be whiney or whatever other people have said about this. As for calling
 me someone who doesn't listen to anyone else.. Um, sorry. If you read all my replies you will.. I will find that I have been pretty reasonable just discussing this. If you think it is whiney then please move on.
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Kafein on October 27, 2011, 11:36:02 pm
End of thread, two conclusions emerged :

Because of this thread, rather, because of you Zisa, I'm going to make it a point that whenever I decide to ride my horse to take it to the spawn at the beginning of the round and kill anyone who is motionless.

Shine is now a master debater.

Congratulations!!!

Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Maximus101 on October 27, 2011, 11:38:48 pm
End of thread, two conclusions emerged :


Yup.... It was a bit offa fail..
Title: Re: Lagkillers
Post by: Taser on October 27, 2011, 11:54:35 pm
Ok. I suppose I have worded myself pretty badly. I guess I am just trying to ask people to maybe kill enemies who pose a threat to your team rather than going out of your way to kill ppl who have to wait a few seconds before play and haven't been able to do so. I am sorry if I have seemed rude as it was not intended. I am just a pissed of young 13 year old boy who would rather people play the game by fighting properly. This was not intended to be whiney or whatever other people have said about this. As for calling
 me someone who doesn't listen to anyone else.. Um, sorry. If you read all my replies you will.. I will find that I have been pretty reasonable just discussing this. If you think it is whiney then please move on.

I still think its whiny but I can understand your frustration. People can kill people that pose a threat to their teammates or kill afks or not do anything or.. etc. It is annoying to have the computer lag a bit, which almost always happens the first round of every map for me, and spawn late and subsequently get killed by cav or ninjas. It is fair play though. Nothing's fair in love and war. So I accept that it happens and move on.

Also.. I am Xant and this is my favorite thread on the citadel.