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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Tomas on October 12, 2011, 02:54:31 pm

Title: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Tomas on October 12, 2011, 02:54:31 pm
I have reset my old diplomatic relations table so that it is now blank.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AvGQM5ubg2E7dGJDOUJLQWVKYXcyU0huXzZyMEx0bnc&hl=en_US#gid=0

I'll try to update it fairly often from what is posted in the diplomacy forum, but if something needs changing then please pm me.  I'm also going to try and avoid posting things i'm unsure of so unless a clan diplomat/leader tells me something directly or I read an official statement in the forum then I won't add it in.

For clans not included at the moment, please don't be insulted.  However, please can you wait until you either capture a territory of have some sort of diplomatic stance with another clan before asking to be added.  This is purely to cut down on the number of columns needed in the sheet as it can get a bit hard to read.  Also, remember that I don't need individual entries for seperate cRPG clans if they have joined together to form a larger Strat Faction.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Keshian on October 12, 2011, 03:55:06 pm
Risen, BashiBazouk, Legione Italica are all "unofficially" officially allied (carrying exact same relations as last strat and the one before, nothing original).  They have all set their claims in their mega alliance with no overlap, will never fight each other, and will be carebear Europeans with each other, for all intents and purposes really just 1 clan.  If anyone else knows of any other members of mega-streisand alliance - please post.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Rikthor on October 12, 2011, 04:01:48 pm
Byzantium and Kappikula(sp?) are officially allied per their claims thread.

Nevermind I didn't see you had them listed together on your sheet
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Tomas on October 12, 2011, 04:29:54 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 12, 2011, 03:55:06 pm
Risen, BashiBazouk, Legione Italica are all "unofficially" officially allied (carrying exact same relations as last strat and the one before, nothing original).  They have all set their claims in their mega alliance with no overlap, will never fight each other, and will be carebear Europeans with each other, for all intents and purposes really just 1 clan.  If anyone else knows of any other members of mega-streisand alliance - please post.

You forgot that the Grey Order, Union and 22nd are also part of the unofficially official group hug and therefore probably won't fight each other either :D

But since its unofficially official i'll have to leave it out for the time being ;)
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Thovex on October 12, 2011, 04:35:45 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 12, 2011, 03:55:06 pm
Risen, BashiBazouk, Legione Italica are all "unofficially" officially allied (carrying exact same relations as last strat and the one before, nothing original).  They have all set their claims in their mega alliance with no overlap, will never fight each other, and will be carebear Europeans with each other, for all intents and purposes really just 1 clan.  If anyone else knows of any other members of mega-streisand alliance - please post.

Oh, since when are you part of one of our factions, so no not really.

I'd like Kesh to simply fuck off back to her whorehole in NA.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Keshian on October 12, 2011, 04:37:36 pm
Quote from: Thovex on October 12, 2011, 04:35:45 pm
Oh, since when are you part of one of our factions, so no not really.

I'd like Kesh to simply fuck off back to her whorehole in NA.

U Mad Bro??

Just stating the obvious.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: dynamike on October 12, 2011, 05:00:20 pm
Also, pretty much everyone is at war with Huey.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 12, 2011, 05:22:25 pm
Quote from: dynamike on October 12, 2011, 05:00:20 pm
Also, pretty much everyone is at war with Huey.

He's new, shouldn't be hard to win.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: LordBerenger on October 12, 2011, 05:40:28 pm
Quote from: Lt_Anders on October 12, 2011, 05:22:25 pm
He's new, shouldn't be hard to win.

Huey's glorious defense of Fearichen. Where he buys a Cata horse for himself and strawhats and short bows for everyone else with arrows and wrapping boots and red tunic.

And then he proceeds to bump all his soldiers off the wall.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Jarlek on October 12, 2011, 06:49:07 pm
Sigh, can't we just mute Keshian since all he says is complete bullshit.

"There are more NA than EU!" Proven wrong by chadz himself.

"But there really is". chadz and the rest goes wtf? How dumb is that bitch?

"Risen, Bashi, Legio have a hidden alliance! Like they had in strat 1 and 2!" Legio and Risen was never close in start 1, Bashis didn't even exist then. Strat 2. We had a "hidden" alliance that we made public on the forums and never kept hidden. Wait what? Oh, yeah. That makes it a hidden secret alliance that never fights anyone. (Byzants and allias obviously are nobody).

"I'm stating the obvious!" No, you are stating thinks you believe to be true, but which you obviously knows jack shit about.

"I'm a bitch". .... Actually. That one is true.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Amo_the_Grey on October 12, 2011, 07:00:09 pm
Because we would rather drink beer and make money than fight with our euro bros. We are not Americans :P It's not our fault that we each other like and don't have problem to share this cake.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Kazak on October 12, 2011, 10:34:10 pm
Add RuConquista
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Matey on October 12, 2011, 10:35:55 pm
Quote from: Amo_the_Grey on October 12, 2011, 07:00:09 pm
Because we would rather drink beer and make money than fight with our euro bros. We are not Americans :P It's not our fault that we each other like and don't have problem to share this cake.

actually it is your fault.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Earthdforce on October 12, 2011, 10:38:42 pm
Sweet. I could picture some trolling on this document... :[)>     (that's supposed to be a goatee)
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Amo_the_Grey on October 12, 2011, 10:42:06 pm
Quote from: Matey on October 12, 2011, 10:35:55 pm
actually it is your fault.

point of view depends on the point of the seat
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Lewp on October 12, 2011, 10:43:55 pm
In other news...
The IRA is at war with the Black Panthers.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Teeth on October 12, 2011, 11:36:51 pm
So all clans unanimously decided to ally with each and every other clan. We will use Strategus round 3.0 to discuss our favourite sing and songwriters and smoking cigars instead of fighting eachother. True story!
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: The_Angle on October 13, 2011, 02:27:48 am
Thats a beautiful Utopian reality SgtTeeth, dancing around with our Europeanesque Accordians, smoking big fat cigars and alittle more dancing in the streets. Wunderbar.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Gnjus on October 15, 2011, 04:01:58 pm
Quote from: Zapper on October 12, 2011, 06:49:07 pm
Sigh, can't we just mute Keshian since all he says is complete bullshit.

"There are more NA than EU!" Proven wrong by chadz himself.

"But there really is". chadz and the rest goes wtf? How dumb is that bitch?

"Risen, Bashi, Legio have a hidden alliance! Like they had in strat 1 and 2!" Legio and Risen was never close in start 1, Bashis didn't even exist then. Strat 2. We had a "hidden" alliance that we made public on the forums and never kept hidden. Wait what? Oh, yeah. That makes it a hidden secret alliance that never fights anyone. (Byzants and allias obviously are nobody).

"I'm stating the obvious!" No, you are stating thinks you believe to be true, but which you obviously knows jack shit about.

"I'm a bitch". .... Actually. That one is true.

Muting him is not really necessary, all that's needed is one single post by the Chadius "Chevy" chadz himself, stating something like: "No, we don't read that person's posts and we don't do a single thing based on all the nonsense that him and all similar trolls, idiots, etc, write on these forums, and we never will".

A line like that would make a big part of this community very happy and reassured, cause as long as that doesn't happen things around here will continue to look like Keshian, ToD and similar "creatures" are the main developers (
(click to show/hide)
). Unless ofc in the meantime chadz recruited them as well, in which case we can all just apologize and keep our mouth shut.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Keshian on October 15, 2011, 04:08:56 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on October 15, 2011, 04:01:58 pm
Muting him is not really necessary, all that's needed is one single post by the Chadius "Chevy" chadz himself, stating something like: "No, we don't read that person's posts and we don't do a single thing based on all the nonsense that him and all similar trolls, idiots, etc, write on these forums, and we never will".

A line like that would make a big part of this community very happy and reassured, cause as long as that doesn't happen things around here will continue to look like Keshian, ToD and similar "creatures" are the main developers (
(click to show/hide)
). Unless ofc in the meantime chadz recruited them as well, in which case we can all just apologize and keep our mouth shut.

OMG, the troll king got umuted.  Kind of figured your idiot postings would mute you for more than 3 weeks.  Glad to see you back and raging, gave me a good morning laugh.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Jarlek on October 15, 2011, 04:23:06 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 15, 2011, 04:08:56 pm
OMG, the troll king got umuted.  Kind of figured your idiot postings would mute you for more than 3 weeks.  Glad to see you back and raging, gave me a good morning laugh.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Came from the right person...
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Gnjus on October 15, 2011, 04:31:34 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 15, 2011, 04:08:56 pm
OMG, the troll king got umuted.  Kind of figured your idiot postings would mute you for more than 3 weeks.  Glad to see you back and raging, gave me a good morning laugh.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

If the moderators of this forum had any brains & balls your serial key would be banned for eternity, just for the amount of rubbish you wrote so far. But hey, they need you and your "wisdom" way too much. No Kesh & his brilliant ideas = mod is braindead.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Thucydides on October 17, 2011, 03:51:07 am
To be fair, Kesh did report a lot of bugs in last strat
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: BalrogBoru on October 18, 2011, 03:26:38 pm
Kesh is awesome, Bashi's will all eventually get themselves banned. It is written.
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Digglez on October 19, 2011, 07:15:27 pm
Quote from: Amo_the_Grey on October 12, 2011, 07:00:09 pm
Because we would rather drink beer and make money than fight with our euro bros. We are not Americans :P It's not our fault that we each other like and don't have problem to share this cake.

yes, they'd rather live off the government while they're country goes broke rather than try and work
Title: Re: Diplomatic Relations
Post by: Jarlek on October 19, 2011, 08:31:43 pm
Quote from: Digglez on October 19, 2011, 07:15:27 pm
yes, they'd rather live off the government while they're country goes broke rather than try and work
Cause your doing much better xD

And I can say that because I'm Norwegian and we're just laughing at all the shit Southern Europe and the Americas is in :D