cRPG

Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: LLJK_Goatee on October 10, 2011, 12:36:43 am

Title: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: LLJK_Goatee on October 10, 2011, 12:36:43 am
 LLJK and BIRD factions are officially allied . Neither of the two factions hold any grudges against their former enemies from previous rounds of Strategus.

The desired claims of LLJK and Bird can be seen below, as well as in the topics of our clans.

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

edit nu map
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan Claims
Post by: Thovex on October 10, 2011, 12:38:57 am
I sneezed on your map again, sorry.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan Claims
Post by: LLJK_Goatee on October 10, 2011, 12:41:06 am
Quote from: Thovex on October 10, 2011, 12:38:57 am
I sneezed on your map again, sorry.
We will break you.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Jarlek on October 10, 2011, 02:04:02 am
HEY!

You promised me the island southwest of Jelkala! Edit your claim or I'm gonna be mad!
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Slantedfloors on October 10, 2011, 02:07:53 am
Quote from: Zapper on October 10, 2011, 02:04:02 am
HEY!

You promised me the island southwest of Jelkala! Edit your claim or I'm gonna be mad!
THE DEAL HAS BEEN RENEGOTIATED
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Jarlek on October 10, 2011, 02:20:32 am
Quote from: Slantedfloors on October 10, 2011, 02:07:53 am
THE DEAL HAS BEEN RENEGOTIATED
RAWR! At least let me keep mah pizza restaurant! Or you will NEVER taste those Z's again!
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: LLJK_Siggy on October 10, 2011, 03:11:36 am
I vote we let him keep the pizza restaurant as long as he supplies us with free pizza on demand.

And he has to keep a stock of Mountain Dew.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: PhantomZero on October 10, 2011, 03:36:48 am
Quote from: LLJK_Siggy on October 10, 2011, 03:11:36 am
I vote we let him keep the pizza restaurant as long as he supplies us with free pizza on demand.

And he has to keep a stock of Mountain Dew.

*slams a gavel*

Motion passes, what is the next item on the agenda?
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Flawless on October 10, 2011, 03:43:50 am
I claim phantom zero
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Slantedfloors on October 10, 2011, 03:44:43 am
Quote from: Flawless on October 10, 2011, 03:43:50 am
I claim phantom zero
Done. But be aware that he eats a lot and you have to walk him every day or he gets grumpy and shits on the rug.

Next on the auction block is a genuine, one-of-a-kind Goate. What am I bid?
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Earthdforce on October 10, 2011, 03:53:36 am
Quote from: Slantedfloors on October 10, 2011, 03:44:43 am
Next on the auction block is a genuine, one-of-a-kind Goate. What am I bid?
I'll give ya ... a straw hat.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Slantedfloors on October 10, 2011, 03:57:19 am
Quote from: Earthdforce on October 10, 2011, 03:53:36 am
I'll give ya ... a straw hat.
Done.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Earthdforce on October 10, 2011, 04:00:44 am
Quote from: Slantedfloors on October 10, 2011, 03:57:19 am
Done.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey man, I will totally make him pet my kitty, and he will like it!
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: LordBerenger on October 10, 2011, 04:31:52 am
While we're at it i claim...Lady Gaga.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Dehitay on October 10, 2011, 04:48:21 am
I like the way y'all set aside some space for Fallen. Now we don't have to make a map for our own claims
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Uumdi on October 10, 2011, 05:05:01 am
See that boat next to Calradia 1267?  The rest of the serverbase inhabits it.  We're all dying painful deaths with no vitamin C
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Teeth on October 10, 2011, 11:07:22 am
Can I get that island southwest of Jelkala, it looks nice
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: neupreis on October 10, 2011, 02:11:22 pm
Oh no, HRE will get nothing  :cry:

Give us one of the islands in the southwest  :D
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Vibe on October 10, 2011, 02:49:48 pm
Yay, we get Gundiga mermaids!
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Slantedfloors on October 10, 2011, 03:21:12 pm
If you don't see yourself on the map, DO NOT PANIC

Your clan has obviously been removed the the neighbouring continent of Aidarlac, which is TOTALLY A REAL THING. In a few short weeks, you will be free to colonize this new land, and definitely NOT DYING OF STARVATION AT SEA.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Teeth on October 10, 2011, 03:38:55 pm
Quote from: Slantedfloors on October 10, 2011, 03:21:12 pm
If you don't see yourself on the map, DO NOT PANIC

Your clan has obviously been removed the the neighbouring continent of Aidarlac, which is TOTALLY A REAL THING. In a few short weeks, you will be free to colonize this new land, and definitely NOT DYING OF STARVATION AT SEA.
Phew, very noble of you guys!
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Jarlek on October 10, 2011, 05:52:24 pm
PIZZAS' HERE!
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Slantedfloors on October 10, 2011, 05:53:37 pm
Quote from: Zapper on October 10, 2011, 05:52:24 pm
PIZZAS' HERE!
(click to show/hide)
I can't eat pork. Franchise revoked.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Jarlek on October 10, 2011, 06:05:31 pm
Quote from: Slantedfloors on October 10, 2011, 05:53:37 pm
I can't eat pork. Franchise revoked.
Hold it right there mister!

Number 4 is just for you, no pork there. Most of the others are lamb, too, so you can eat them too.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 10, 2011, 06:08:56 pm
Wait, what territory does BIRD get?
Also, hmmmmm clams!
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Gheritarish le Loki on October 10, 2011, 06:46:54 pm
I always thought you were good guys, but you didn't let some space for clanless ppl on your map...  :(
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: PhantomZero on October 10, 2011, 06:48:11 pm
Quote from: Gheritarish le Loki on October 10, 2011, 06:46:54 pm
I always thought you were good guys, but you didn't let some space for clanless ppl on your map...  :(

Clanless ppl have free passage throughout LLJK lands.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Gheritarish le Loki on October 10, 2011, 06:49:09 pm
Quote from: PhantomZero on October 10, 2011, 06:48:11 pm
Clanless ppl have free passage throughout LLJK lands.

Ahh, thank you sir, now you are real good guys!!  :D
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Slantedfloors on October 10, 2011, 07:24:12 pm
Quote from: PhantomZero on October 10, 2011, 06:48:11 pm
Clanless ppl have free passage throughout LLJK lands.
All LLJK requires is that you don't hoist your own flag in our territories.

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Gheritarish le Loki on October 11, 2011, 06:29:22 pm
In fact, i'm not sure that i will walk around in the desert, it's overcrowded now  :(
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: LordBerenger on October 11, 2011, 06:41:28 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecTcebkJTws

BIRD CLAN!
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: neupreis on October 11, 2011, 07:04:32 pm
BIRD CLAN!  :lol:
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Keshian on October 11, 2011, 07:09:18 pm
BIRD CLAN!!!???   


Mission: Find GODKING_EMPEROR_PARTYBOY_OF_BIRD
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Dehitay on October 11, 2011, 07:12:48 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 11, 2011, 07:09:18 pm
BIRD CLAN!!!???   


Mission: Find GODKING_EMPEROR_PARTYBOY_OF_BIRD
If you pay me well for the information, I can tell you he's currently around the northwestern section of the steppe
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Keshian on October 11, 2011, 07:14:47 pm
Quote from: Dehitay on October 11, 2011, 07:12:48 pm
If you pay me well for the information, I can tell you he's currently around the northwestern section of the steppe

Yes, in return for this information - the GODKING_EMPEROR_PARTYBOY_OF_BIRD will only behead you once he takes over all of Calradia rather than have you slowly roasted over a fire while being eaten by live rats, which is the fate of all traitors to his glorious cause.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Dehitay on October 11, 2011, 07:18:29 pm
Quote from: Keshian on October 11, 2011, 07:14:47 pm
Yes, in return for this information - the GODKING_EMPEROR_PARTYBOY_OF_BIRD will only behead you once he takes over all of Calradia rather than have you slowly roasted over a fire while being eaten by live rats, which is the fate of all traitors to his glorious cause.
I think I'd rather have cookies
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Thovex on October 11, 2011, 07:56:33 pm
Can I buy some Clams in your store please?
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on October 14, 2011, 08:46:25 am
whatever you do dont fuck with our Hats
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Themage12 on October 15, 2011, 06:24:29 am
you guys are right birds are tasty
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: partyboy on October 16, 2011, 04:22:40 am
I am returned
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Keshian on October 16, 2011, 04:30:27 am
Quote from: partyboy on October 16, 2011, 04:22:40 am
I am returned

THE TIME OF PROPHECY IS AT HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Saxton on June 14, 2013, 08:57:53 pm
Are these clams still available? If so I need some for a party.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: partyboy on June 15, 2013, 07:36:55 am
I miss goate a little.  I know I shouldn't, but I do.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Gmnotutoo on June 15, 2013, 09:41:20 am
I miss LLJK in general.
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: dreadnok on June 15, 2013, 02:13:47 pm
This clan fucking sucks
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Gawin on June 16, 2013, 07:20:30 am
Where is Tears!
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Kreczor on June 17, 2013, 05:10:44 am
Quote from: partyboy on June 15, 2013, 07:36:55 am
I miss goate a little.  I know I shouldn't, but I do.
fuck no

i miss very few crpgoons... one of them being damug rip in peace
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Goretooth on June 17, 2013, 10:26:35 am
Quote from: Kreczor on June 17, 2013, 05:10:44 am
fuck no

i miss very few crpgoons... one of them being damug rip in peace
you suck
Title: Re: LLJK and BIRD Clan official Clams
Post by: Kreczor on June 17, 2013, 04:28:59 pm
Quote from: Goretooth on June 17, 2013, 10:26:35 am
you suck
i mean, you're still here so why would i miss you

pz is p cool too, and i do talk to a few others