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Title: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Bothersome_Aldryk on January 30, 2011, 07:03:23 am
Kesh's... Because what is a Kesh but a famous ranged character? Archers and Throwers who have thrown their pride to the winds and given themselves heart and soul to their Kesh sisters. There is no fame, no honour, and no purpose. Just a bunch of ranged doing what they do best.

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A clan inspired by the shooting of Kesh_BRD, we are, in contrast to our namesake, an incredibly elite clan. We only accept recruits who are the best players in this game. We expect our players to maintain this level of skill. In short: We're better than other people. While we're international, pretty much only NA players know what we're about.

That said, we're a clan only for Kesh fans. However, the majority of the clan hates Kesh. The Kesh Clan avoids the frontlines. As a rag tag group of elite ranged users, we specialize in camping unreachable areas, avoiding direct confrontation, and generally making meleeists rage. Want further details? Why. Why would you want to know more. Naturally, we have a uniform. Whatever Kesh is wearing at the time, or no clothing at all for when we're 'off duty'.

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Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Earthdforce on January 30, 2011, 07:10:15 am
Can I join with Kesh_RageThrower?

I mean..I did change his name and all.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Bothersome_Aldryk on January 30, 2011, 07:11:49 am
Of course! Glad to have you. Everyone please welcome the newest Kesh.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Earthdforce on January 30, 2011, 07:13:51 am
When I'm not stalking kesh, can I wear my samurai armor?
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Bothersome_Aldryk on January 30, 2011, 07:17:44 am
The uniform isn't in effect unless you're in the same server as Kesh.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Earthdforce on January 30, 2011, 07:21:17 am
Sounds good. What about the red hair?
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Bothersome_Aldryk on January 30, 2011, 07:24:19 am
Kesh hair is a requirement.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Earthdforce on January 30, 2011, 07:48:47 am
Do we know the exact location on the bar the slider should be for her hair?
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: ITHROWSHIT on January 30, 2011, 07:52:34 am
Can i join as Kesh_ITHROWSHITATKESH?
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Bothersome_Aldryk on January 30, 2011, 08:11:22 am
Yes, you can
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Socrates on January 30, 2011, 09:25:14 am
What have you done.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Keshian on January 30, 2011, 09:38:15 am
I support the clan, but seriously how the hell did you get a picture of me to put on your flag??
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Gnjus on January 30, 2011, 09:44:07 am
Quote from: Keshian on January 30, 2011, 09:38:15 am
I support the clan, but seriously how the hell did you get a picture of me to put on your flag??

He is one of the numerous guys that humped you, he just took a picture in the way (while you thought he was writing a text message).  :wink:
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Kalam on January 30, 2011, 09:46:59 am
I do not support this clan. I think this is an unhealthy fixation that might lead to real life complications.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Miralay on January 30, 2011, 11:19:53 am
great, another clan based on a crpg player

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Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Earthdforce on January 30, 2011, 02:33:32 pm
Haters gonna hate.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Tetris on January 31, 2011, 01:06:06 am
Im seriously joining this. Kesh_Tetris. Enough said.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: MountedRhader on January 31, 2011, 01:14:49 am
Kesh_Attack. Sign me up.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Niemand on January 31, 2011, 04:16:37 am
wtbhf? Oo
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Engine on January 31, 2011, 07:31:01 pm
This is what I always wanted but never knew I wanted until you told me so.

As soon as I think of a good name I'll PM you.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Lotrix on January 31, 2011, 07:45:51 pm
EDIT: sorry,i've change my mind
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Tetris on January 31, 2011, 07:48:22 pm
We arent recruiting anyhow ;D
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Keshian on February 09, 2011, 07:30:44 pm
So what did Kalam say about joining the FCC?
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Balton on February 09, 2011, 07:54:47 pm
Absolutely pathetic. Your motto should be, "Virgins for Life."

Also, I like how Kesh was semi-okay (not really) pre-patch, when she was the highest level. Post-patch, it's a miracle if she doesn't have a negative ratio.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Gorath on February 09, 2011, 08:00:05 pm
Balton's jealousy once again makes itself known.   :rolleyes:

I lol'd a little at the OP :)
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Engine on February 09, 2011, 08:07:27 pm
Is that Balton's RL pic?

I can hazard a guess as to why he's so bitter on the intarweb.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Earthdforce on February 09, 2011, 08:09:27 pm
Quote from: Gorath on February 09, 2011, 08:00:05 pm
Balton's jealousy once again makes itself known.   :rolleyes:

I lol'd a little at the OP :)
Have you seen my signature? Balton seems to love the word virgin..I wonder why.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Punisher on February 09, 2011, 08:09:59 pm
Quote from: Balton on February 09, 2011, 07:54:47 pm
Also, I like how Kesh was semi-okay (not really) pre-patch, when she was the highest level. Post-patch, it's a miracle if she doesn't have a negative ratio.

Kesh is a he.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Balton on February 09, 2011, 08:38:26 pm
Quote from: Engine on February 09, 2011, 08:07:27 pm
Is that Balton's RL pic?

I can hazard a guess as to why he's so bitter on the intarweb.

Say what? Even trolls don't deny my handsome looks.

Quote from: Punisher on February 09, 2011, 08:09:59 pm
Kesh is a he.

So he pretends to be a 16 year old girl on the interwebz? I guess that explains a lot.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Keshian on February 10, 2011, 04:24:40 am
NO, BALTON.  Your trolling will not get you into the clan.  So stop posting, im sorry but all our members decided you were unfit to be a member.  No tools allowed.  If you really want we can put ina  good word for you so that you get beyond probationary status with the Lost legion, but thats it, no more favors.  And please, for the love of god, stop posting pictures of yourself, we would like to keep our breakfasts down, thank you in advance.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Earthdforce on February 10, 2011, 08:57:44 am
My guess is that the only reason Balton is in LL is because they thought it would be funny to have the community troll for a little while. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets kicked in the near future ;)
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Engine on February 10, 2011, 07:11:05 pm
Quote from: Balton on February 09, 2011, 08:38:26 pm
Say what? Even trolls don't deny my handsome looks.

I won't lie, whenever I see your avatar I get the urge to masturbate because you're so pretty. Like a delicate young lady I feel compelled to ravage.

Is that weird?
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Bothersome_Aldryk on February 10, 2011, 08:51:19 pm
How do these rumors, such as Kesh being a man, spread? If Kesh wasn't actually a hot young female, I wouldn't be e-lusting after her so hard. "Virgins for Life" such as myself aren't necessarily easy to fool over the internet. IRL, of course I fall in love if I hold a woman's hand or see a bit of exposed skin, but I'm much cannier on the web.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Gorath on February 10, 2011, 09:46:46 pm
Quote from: Bothersome_Aldryk on February 10, 2011, 08:51:19 pm
How do these rumors, such as Kesh being a man, spread? If Kesh wasn't actually a hot young female, I wouldn't be e-lusting after her so hard. "Virgins for Life" such as myself aren't necessarily easy to fool over the internet. IRL, of course I fall in love if I hold a woman's hand or see a bit of exposed skin, but I'm much cannier on the web.

Indeed.  Nothing raises a man's ardor quite like bare ankles.  Those harlots.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Guts on February 19, 2011, 08:04:00 am
fail clan
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Bothersome_Aldryk on February 19, 2011, 08:06:03 am
I don't see why people have to be so Jealous. Just because we denied your application due to you being a meleeist...

"10-20-08 10:27 AM Guts: 'Dude, Aldryk. I just really want to be a part of this Kesh clan. I am really deeply interested in Kesh, so please just let me join."

I said no and thus he ended up in ATS.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Huey Newton on February 19, 2011, 08:25:56 am
Quote from: Guts on February 19, 2011, 08:04:00 am
fail Sexy clan
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Balton on February 19, 2011, 08:31:51 am
A bunch of "male" nerds obsessing over another male nerd, who wishes he was female.

Yeah, you guys aren't mentally handicapped at all.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Huey Newton on February 20, 2011, 04:07:48 am
Quote from: Balton on February 19, 2011, 08:31:51 am
A bunch of "male" nerds obsessing over another male nerd, who wishes he was female.

Yeah, you guys aren't mentally handicapped at all.

balton is a fan of the KESH clan
woot
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Kozjek on June 29, 2011, 02:11:05 am
Hahahaha this clan has made me lol so hard! GO KESH!
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: ManOfWar on June 29, 2011, 02:12:13 am
Quote from: Balton on February 19, 2011, 08:31:51 am
A bunch of "male" nerds obsessing over another male nerd, who wishes he was female.

Yeah, you guys aren't mentally handicapped at all.

Holy shit a balton post, this thread is so god dam old
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Bobthehero on June 29, 2011, 02:24:15 am
You are a bit late.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Tristan on June 29, 2011, 03:19:24 am
Quote from: Kozjek on June 29, 2011, 02:11:05 am
Hahahaha this clan has made me lol so hard! GO KESH!

Shooo necromancer...
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Keshian on July 11, 2011, 06:22:27 am
We need to make a revival!!
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 11, 2011, 06:48:13 am
Quote from: Keshian on July 11, 2011, 06:22:27 am
We need to make a revival!!


I agree!
I could use another archer, I am respecing all 13 of my builds into it anyways  :mrgreen:

Could be fun to make a mini-hybrid like you!
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Rogue on July 11, 2011, 08:24:18 am
Is this the place to celebrate mourn, Keshs upcoming permanent death?  :wink:
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Keshian on July 15, 2011, 06:57:30 am
The Kesh clan claims all of Calradia with strategus now out.  You may rent villages/towns/castles for cRPG gold.  You will have to fight the neutral garrisons on your own adn apy me 100,000 cRPG gold per village 500K per castle, 1 million gold for cities.  Thank you and hurry up and pay me rent.
Title: Re: [Kesh] The Kesh Clan
Post by: Earthdforce on July 15, 2011, 05:59:53 pm
Quote from: Keshian on July 15, 2011, 06:57:30 am
The Kesh clan claims all of Calradia with strategus now out.  You may rent villages/towns/castles for cRPG gold.  You will have to fight the neutral garrisons on your own adn apy me 100,000 cRPG gold per village 500K per castle, 1 million gold for cities.  Thank you and hurry up and pay me rent.

SNSD Hwaitng! <3
Fixed :D