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Title: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: ToxicKilla on September 27, 2011, 06:00:38 pm
It be dead.

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Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 27, 2011, 07:46:19 pm
Best of luck with your clan!
Don't forget to add your banner to the banner pack once you hit five members.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: LordBerenger on September 27, 2011, 07:55:19 pm
Best of luck with your clan!
Don't forget to add your banner to the banner pack once you hit five members.
You trolling?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 27, 2011, 08:00:36 pm
You trolling?

I saw Chuck Norris at the bottom, and from there that's all she wrote.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: LordBerenger on September 27, 2011, 08:16:42 pm
I saw Chuck Norris at the bottom, and from there that's all she wrote.

Chuck Norris is a bitch.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 27, 2011, 08:18:20 pm
Chuck Norris is a bitch.
Agreed.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on September 27, 2011, 08:37:27 pm
I love my Chuck Norris pic.

Also, this is the 3rd ENG thread Tears...keep up

Also, regarding recruiting mature minded members, i bet spud is properly relieved he's already in the clan.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on September 27, 2011, 08:39:43 pm
I love my Chuck Norris pic.

Also, this is the 3rd ENG thread Tears...keep up

Also, regarding recruiting mature minded members, i bet spud is properly relieved he's already in the clan.
Rofl, I bet he is too. ^.^
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: LordBerenger on September 27, 2011, 09:11:40 pm
Everyone except Killmoar got sexy avatars in this thread.

Which means.....PEER PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!1111!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: BalrogBoru on September 27, 2011, 10:13:08 pm
Good luck to our neighbours across the pond! :)
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on September 28, 2011, 01:29:54 am
I endorse this thread wholeheartedly, good luck lads.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on September 28, 2011, 05:01:00 pm
I endorse this thread wholeheartedly, good luck lads.
Thanks Tomas, we're going to need it. :)
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: bertoso on October 02, 2011, 06:41:37 pm
Rofl, I bet he is too. ^.^

im not! i may be younger, but im too hard to resist!!!!!!  :twisted:
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: lordcake on October 03, 2011, 12:00:27 am
Can I join.?  :)
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 03, 2011, 08:36:14 am
Can I join.?  :)

Anybody can join, just add me on Steam. My Steam ID is dam_you.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on October 03, 2011, 08:38:45 am
Anybody can join, just add me on Steam. My Steam ID is dam_you.
Burning the candle at both ends? You should be having brekkie or something! xD
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 03, 2011, 08:40:33 am
Burning the candle at both ends? You should be having brekkie or something! xD
I'm drinking tea and browsing the web. Also just had some hot weatabix which nearly made me gip.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on October 03, 2011, 08:42:26 am
Lol I just got back from Sheffield visiting my gf yesterday and I haven't slept since Friday because I went to Koko in Camden for a mate's 20th. Literally went clubbing, went home, packed my shit, got on the coach, saw my gf, got back on the coach, got back home, and am now preparing for my first lecture of term.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 03, 2011, 08:49:11 am
Lol I just got back from Sheffield visiting my gf yesterday and I haven't slept since Friday because I went to Koko in Camden for a mate's 20th. Literally went clubbing, went home, packed my shit, got on the coach, saw my gf, got back on the coach, got back home, and am now preparing for my first lecture of term.
Hehe, try not to fall asleep!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 04, 2011, 05:45:04 pm
Welcome to Lannister, whom has completed ones trial period. Sober is now also on trial.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on October 04, 2011, 10:05:57 pm
Free bump.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: wanteds on October 04, 2011, 11:27:03 pm
Welcome to Lannister, whom has completed ones trial period. Sober is now also on trial.

Tnx Killmoar the king. Hope you recruit some hardcore crpg freaks :p

Lannister
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 06, 2011, 06:14:45 pm
Free bump.
Cheers Tomas.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on October 10, 2011, 06:48:18 am
To Tomas' Leaving:

THE QUEEN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!



(bumpin it, aight?)
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 15, 2011, 05:00:23 pm
Bewmp
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 21, 2011, 07:07:30 pm
Changed the OP a little bit. Moved the pics at the top around, can't decide if it looks better or not.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on October 21, 2011, 07:10:03 pm
Looks better
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 21, 2011, 11:28:46 pm
Welcome back to Hawkes, good to have you back. :D

Looks better
Nice, I'll keep it then. :)
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on October 24, 2011, 01:15:54 am
Good to see you are all still alive.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: SirProto on October 24, 2011, 02:12:10 am
I offer my services as a mercenary! I'm an pure English Bill-er.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Serfonz on October 24, 2011, 02:32:54 am
I offer my services as a mercenary! I'm an pure English Bill-er.  :mrgreen:

*stares* You wish you were as pure an English Bill-er as me!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 24, 2011, 01:15:39 pm
Good to see you are all still alive.
Aye, we are. *coughs and dies*


*stares* You wish you were as pure an English Bill-er as me!
You look like a right pillock wearing that silly deer banner thing. :mrgreen:


I offer my services as a mercenary! I'm an pure English Bill-er.  :mrgreen:
You mean Strat mercenary or...? :oops:
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Hawkes on October 24, 2011, 01:19:38 pm
I Hawkes decree that I am amazing! That is all.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 24, 2011, 01:20:24 pm
Yeah! That is all.
lolwut?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: SirProto on October 24, 2011, 02:50:59 pm
*stares* You wish you were as pure an English Bill-er as me!

I sure do.  :( One day I'll be great!


I was just refering to being a general mercenary, as in coming to help with whatever you need. I don't really play strat but I was thinking of starting soon :D
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on October 24, 2011, 03:53:31 pm
Strat is great and you should get involved.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 24, 2011, 09:28:59 pm
I sure do.  :( One day I'll be great!


I was just refering to being a general mercenary, as in coming to help with whatever you need. I don't really play strat but I was thinking of starting soon :D

Alright, nice. Hit me up on Steam, you can roll with us when you're bill hooking. My ID's dam_you.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: SirProto on October 24, 2011, 11:22:31 pm
Alright, nice. Hit me up on Steam, you can roll with us when you're bill hooking. My ID's dam_you.

Okay Cool, thanks! :)
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: RandomDude on October 25, 2011, 02:12:06 am
Strat is great and you should get involved.

I think we're at war with ENG u know - lemme find the thread

O nvm i cant find it =(

It would be fun to have a similar sized enemy in strat though so come!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on October 25, 2011, 03:31:49 am
I think we're at war with ENG u know - lemme find the thread
:O The plot THICKENS
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: wanteds on October 26, 2011, 03:48:39 pm
Lets join strat dammit, I want to kill me some random dudes  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 26, 2011, 05:53:36 pm
I think we're at war with ENG u know - lemme find the thread

O nvm i cant find it =(

It would be fun to have a similar sized enemy in strat though so come!
Really? I can't remember that. :shock:

I think we may aswell give Strat a go, but we would need allies, and I'll need somebody to help me with diplomacy and decisions.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Dezilagel on October 26, 2011, 06:11:29 pm
Really? I can't remember that. :shock:

I think we may aswell give Strat a go, but we would need allies, and I'll need somebody to help me with diplomacy and decisions.

Need kebab?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 26, 2011, 09:19:48 pm
Need kebab?
Kebabs are always nice.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on October 26, 2011, 10:49:54 pm
http://www.jjfoodservice.com/product.cfm/Mediteranean-Chicken-Doner%28Skewered%29-%2811lb%29-1x5kg/DON036
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Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on October 29, 2011, 04:39:08 pm
Added Lewis to the roster. Welcome!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on October 31, 2011, 07:58:24 pm
Hey Spud and Rhys, if you get caught out on Herr Herman's world outside at night time, I made an extra safe bunker with a cool a cool button in it to entertain you while you wait out the night.  :lol: But be careful, some of the bunkers are hazardous experiments into the realms of death. Oh there's a netherworld door in the mine shaft.  :lol:
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: cryptic on November 03, 2011, 05:51:40 am
Hey how is everyone doing? :D
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 03, 2011, 06:08:45 am
Hey how is everyone doing? :D
Long time no see Mr Moon. I am no longer leader, but ENG is still live and kicking.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: cryptic on November 03, 2011, 07:55:07 pm
Eng behind the scenes
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Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on November 03, 2011, 08:06:03 pm
No, this:

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Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: cryptic on November 03, 2011, 08:09:23 pm
wtf :lol:
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on November 03, 2011, 08:33:57 pm
Added Lewis to the roster. Welcome!

Cherry Lee Lewis? :O
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 03, 2011, 09:16:07 pm
No, this:

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How do you possibly find these fucked up pictures? O.o
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 03, 2011, 11:11:01 pm
How do you possibly find these fucked up pictures? O.o
He hacked your webcam/fb.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 04, 2011, 06:24:50 pm
He hacked your webcam/fb.
Loool!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: RandomDude on November 04, 2011, 09:35:56 pm
Hey Spud and Rhys, if you get caught out on Herr Herman's world outside at night time, I made an extra safe bunker with a cool a cool button in it to entertain you while you wait out the night.  :lol: But be careful, some of the bunkers are hazardous experiments into the realms of death. Oh there's a netherworld door in the mine shaft.  :lol:

terraria?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 04, 2011, 11:27:27 pm
terraria?
Minecraft. 8-)
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on November 06, 2011, 08:28:07 pm
English women and english food...
the birth of a nation of great seafarers...

XD
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 07, 2011, 01:27:36 am
English women and english food...
the birth of a nation of great seafarers...

XD
You forgot to mention how important English men are in producing excellent sea-men.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: LordBerenger on November 07, 2011, 01:28:53 am
You forgot to mention how important English men are in producing excellent sea-men.

I demand thy to log in to Steam now!!11

(also free bump for ENG. Aren't i 1 very nice human being? lololo)
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 07, 2011, 01:29:47 am
Yes boss, I just got back. Might play a bit of DCUO. Going to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers tonight! :D
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: LordBerenger on November 07, 2011, 01:30:50 am
wut live?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 07, 2011, 01:36:47 am
Live. I doubt it will be as good as their 90's concerts or 00's concerts but I'll never know...  :cry:
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on November 07, 2011, 01:47:27 am
RHCP... do they burn twice, too? :D
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 11, 2011, 07:13:01 pm
I wanna pretty up our thread, do any ENG have photoshop skillz?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on November 12, 2011, 03:19:14 am
Quote
[ENG]The Kingdom of England; Reminding mature-cruited members!

fixed.

And I haz phoudoushobb skillz0rz. Also I haz gut bb-kot skillz0rrrrz.

But these days i aint good for shit, yoh.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 14, 2011, 05:28:37 pm
Welcome to Exodius, who is now on trial!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Mushy on November 14, 2011, 05:36:02 pm
Am I not a previous honoured member? Why not? :C

THIS MAKES ME ANGRY
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on November 14, 2011, 05:42:50 pm
Am I not a previous honoured member? Why not? :C

THIS MAKES ME ANGRY

Why would someone who's been in 5 clans and trolled them all and countless other stuff be honoured in any way?

lol
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Mushy on November 14, 2011, 05:46:41 pm
Why would someone who's been in 5 clans and trolled them all and countless other stuff be honoured in any way?

lol

The only clans I've trolled were the shitty my old friend ones (Risen)
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on November 14, 2011, 05:50:09 pm
The only clans I've trolled were the shitty my old friend ones (Risen)

You just gained a billion points of honour for that.

=1,000,000,000
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 14, 2011, 05:57:49 pm
What you been smoking Mushy? You are on it.... You always were....
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Mushy on November 14, 2011, 06:01:19 pm
You just gained a billion points of honour for that.

=1,000,000,000

Sweet, thanks
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 14, 2011, 07:11:09 pm
What you been smoking Mushy?
I want some.

Bump.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 14, 2011, 07:36:33 pm
I want some.

Bump.
He's been smoking byro pens. Good shit.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Thovex on November 14, 2011, 08:06:28 pm
The only clans I've trolled were the shitty my old friend ones (Risen)

This is funny because last time you were talking you were worshipping me as a god when I trained you so you could properly play the game.

If this is what your meaning of trolling is then you have much to learn, this is kinda depressing to see how morons turn into bigger morons by acting like a though guy while you couldn't even say shit to anyone in his face, not even on a private steam message.

It's also funny that the only reason that you left is that your in some kind of homo-club with Pjester and his Brother, and the Brother, apperantly is a giant retard.  :lol:

But yeah, please try to learn the meaning of a word before speaking it out, it looks stupid.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Magikarp on November 14, 2011, 08:09:29 pm
What is this mature minded you speak of? Being ale to pronounce pisces?  :wink:
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on November 14, 2011, 08:13:17 pm
It's also funny that the only reason that you left is that your in some kind of homo-club with Pjester and his Brother, and the Brother, apperantly is a giant retard.  :lol:

Yes, apparently so.

What is this mature minded you speak of? Being ale to pronounce pisces?  :wink:

Bring more ale, so we can all get merry together.

GCSE level English these days...pff
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on November 17, 2011, 03:57:02 pm
Ale? Pf. You Pussies. Real men drink milk!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 17, 2011, 05:32:46 pm
Doombar ftw. You guise need to get down to Landan and have an jolly old meetup, like I had with the brothers Inglorious.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 17, 2011, 05:59:50 pm
Ale? Pf. You Pussies. Real men drink milk!
Funny how I just sat down with a glass of milk, checked this thread and read that.

Doombar ftw. You guise need to get down to Landan and have an jolly old meetup, like I had with the brothers Inglorious.
You had a meetup with the guys from Ing?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on November 17, 2011, 06:06:04 pm
Funny how I just sat down with a glass of milk, checked this thread and read that.
You had a meetup with the guys from Ing?

Milk is for baby cows and whales.  Real men drink ale, stout, pint of wifebeater, bourbon, cuppa, taurine and vaginal juices.

Also yes, Tomas, Dan and I met up in ye olde lundenne for a few pints.

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Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 17, 2011, 06:22:45 pm
Milk is for baby cows and whales.  Real men drink ale, stout, pint of wifebeater, bourbon, cuppa, taurine and vaginal juices.

Also yes, Tomas, Dan and I met up in ye olde lundenne for a few pints.

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I thought you lived in Austria?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on November 17, 2011, 06:29:09 pm
I thought you lived in Austria?

It's called a holiday...derp
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 17, 2011, 07:41:21 pm
It's called a holiday...derp
I thought so. :P
Just wondered why anyone would wanna come to this shit hole of a country. Rofl xD
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 17, 2011, 09:35:33 pm
I thought so. :P
Just wondered why anyone would wanna come to this shit hole of a country. Rofl xD
Take it back muddafugga or you can go live in Atlantis or the Moon or some shizz!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 17, 2011, 09:43:14 pm
Take it back muddafugga or you can go live in Atlantis or the Moon or some shizz!
I choose Mars.
:D
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: LordBerenger on November 17, 2011, 09:46:46 pm
I choose Mars.
:D

Just don't scream when weird ''people'' will be approaching you.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 17, 2011, 11:18:34 pm
BITCHES BETTER ACCEPT ME OR I WILL BE DISAPPOINT.

*edit*
At least change your night time settings to reflect your availability...  :|
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on November 18, 2011, 12:05:56 am
Thanks Rhys for coming back online.

Thanks Hawkes for being there and accepting the rest of the mercs.

Thanks for all the great gear too (and the courser with no lance).

Disband?

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Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 18, 2011, 12:12:04 am
I am disappoint. I was so ready to come and fight for you guys. I tried several online "ENG members" but none were up to scratch strangely. So I applied for GK instead (they didn't accept me either). No offense guys but I don't think you can do Strat like this. I'm not saying disband the clan, but sometimes things reach their natural end and you have to let them go.  :|
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on November 18, 2011, 12:16:29 am
In the heat of the battle...brothers became united...

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I tried several online "ENG members" but none were up to scratch strangely.

If the steam group was clean and not filled with people who are now in other clans/no longer even alive it would've been easier bro.  Not like Miss Razorlips was gonna be able to help.
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Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 18, 2011, 12:22:24 am
In the heat of the battle...brothers became united...

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Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on November 18, 2011, 12:34:25 am
lol tomas, never heard of spoilers?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on November 18, 2011, 12:37:04 am
The queen does not use spoil0rrrz!

And btw: Clean up that friggin steam-group. I do so myself. Kickout every idiot that does not wear green anymoar.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 18, 2011, 12:38:03 am
I intended to kill everyone's browsers! Be grateful I didn't put up hi-res gifs of feature length epilepsy inducing hardcore porn movies :D

*edit* I changed it anyways... :P
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Butan on November 18, 2011, 12:41:48 am
The queen does not use spoil0rrrz!

And btw: Clean up that friggin steam-group. I do so myself. Kickout every idiot that does not wear green anymoar.

You should stand for King of England, you look like you know your part (except for the green douchebaggery armor).
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 18, 2011, 12:47:03 am
You should stand for King of England, you look like you know your part (except for the green douchebaggery armor).
Yeah the Royal family is German too... makes sense!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: zottlmarsch on November 18, 2011, 01:11:40 am
Where the FUCK were you guys??????
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 18, 2011, 01:17:53 am
Where the FUCK were you guys??????
Hahaha Butan was cheerleading from spectators!  :lol: You and Phil and the others held it down pretty well all things considered.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Casimir on November 18, 2011, 02:26:41 am
Doombar ftw. You guise need to get down to Landan and have an jolly old meetup, like I had with the brothers Inglorious.

Jail ale shits on doombar but it is ok, your not from snozle (st austell are you?)
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 18, 2011, 02:31:34 am
Jail ale shits on doombar but it is ok, your not from snozle (st austell are you?)
Actually I'm not big on ale in general, but some of my coursemates are from Devon, and recommended it to me (I know Devon =/= Cornwall but whatever). Prior to that my ale experience was mainly London Pride and Hobgoblin. I am a South East Londoner.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Casimir on November 18, 2011, 02:35:38 am
Ahh i see, I'm devonshire born n bread so ale's a bit of a thing.

I like my doombar and some of the stuff that comes out of st. austle brewery but jail ale is my local brewery and its a damn fine drink, hard to come by in swansea however :L
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 18, 2011, 02:37:02 am
What's a lil' southerner doing in Swansea?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on November 18, 2011, 02:39:30 am
What's a lil' southerner doing in Swansea?

Buying cheap crack?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Casimir on November 18, 2011, 02:40:36 am
History, although back home at the moment for family stuff.

Also crack

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Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 18, 2011, 02:54:39 am
Meth or meph? Two different kettles of fish.
Meth = http://www.slashfilm.com/darren-aronfsI love you-antimeth-psa-ads/
 :|
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Casimir on November 18, 2011, 03:05:59 am
http://www.talktofrank.com/drug/methamphetamine

frank
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 18, 2011, 03:09:28 am
Innocent ENG teenagers wake up > check forum > find scary meth videos and Talk to Frank... lol.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Casimir on November 18, 2011, 03:17:02 am
Doing my bit for darwin then
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on November 18, 2011, 03:35:58 pm
You should stand for King of England, you look like you know your part (except for the green douchebaggery armor).
Nah. I dont want to take away the throne of your king and your queen. ;)
If they need help with such stuff: I am in their steam-list, posting profile-comments.

But I was thinking about opening an english-languaged subclan for CotgS. :D
So if you stop hating green you maybe are welcome. ;)

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So if I understood that right: You dont want people to think of you what they already think of you? Oo

Wicked!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 18, 2011, 05:05:13 pm
I already knew we were far too small and inactive for Strat, so I aint too fussed.
I'm also going to clear out the members list and the Steam group some time this weekend, and maybe make a new rule where if you don't play cRPG for 2 weeks or so without a good excuse, you get your arse booted. But it's hard actually catching people online to tell them they have been kicked. Derp.

Edit:
But to be honest, cRPG is becoming a constant grind, and extremely boring these days.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on November 18, 2011, 05:17:08 pm
I made the rule that the people need to show up on a ClanGamingDay. This is saturday every week. If they have a good excuse I dont care if they are not there... But if they are not able to stop playing Bullshitfield3 or SkyRimjob for around one hour and play one or two maps cRPG with us they gotta leave. I only got around 12 Members left, but I don't care. An actual Memberlist with 8 active people brings in more newbies than a Memberlist with 50 inactive idiots that never show up.
Edit: If they are active on other days I don't really care about them showing up or not. But this is a RPG-Clan. People need to be loyal and bring something. Just being a Name on a List is not enough.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 18, 2011, 05:18:50 pm
I made the rule that the people need to show up on a ClanGamingDay. This is saturday every week. If they have a good excuse I dont care if they are not there... But if they are not able to stop playing Bullshitfield3 or SkyRimjob for around one hour and play one or two maps cRPG with us they gotta leave. I only got around 12 Members left, but I don't care. An actual Memberlist with 8 active people brings in more newbies than a Memberlist with 50 inactive idiots that never show up.
That's actually a pretty good idea. I think I'll do something similar.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 18, 2011, 05:50:35 pm
Updated OP, new rule being brought into effect this week;
New Rule: Clan Playing Nights
As a way to keep our player base an active one, we shall have 2 nights where members should try to play for at least a few maps, Friday and Saturday. If members don't turn up atleast one night every 2 weeks for a few maps then they will be kicked from the clan, obviously, if you could not make it with a proper reason then that is fine.

I'll be chasing up current inactive members via Steam, they can still redeem themselves. :P

Edit:
Oops double post.

Edit 2:
I'll just reset the roster instead of this, too many people to kick 1 by 1.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 18, 2011, 10:46:07 pm
Justified double post!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 26, 2011, 08:01:58 pm
In addition to the playing days, I'm resetting the clan roster to clear out the inactives, all active members must post here or contact me on Steam to confirm they wish to stay in the clan. All members who haven't contacted me or posted by Friday 2nd will be assumed that they wish not to stay, and kicked from the Steam group. I'll post this a few times throughout the week so that everyone should see it. The entire roster has been reset on the OP.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Dezilagel on November 26, 2011, 08:27:39 pm
I'm active! D:

Also, I can do some photoshopping (actually, I use GIMP because I'm hipster like that), on one condition:

Every image must contain something relating to Ghadaffi.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: zottlmarsch on November 26, 2011, 08:34:47 pm
Finally you got rid of those inactive my old friends  :D

and lol at the fact that poor Tomas didn't make it onto the previous honoured members list!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: polkafranzi on November 26, 2011, 08:50:36 pm
You are our bitches.

ING vs ENG part 2 - Rumble in the Ruins - Saturday 3rd December?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 27, 2011, 02:51:10 pm
We are your bitches.

ING vs ENG part 2 - Rumble in the Ruins - Saturday 3rd December?
Sounds good to me, I'll try find out how many of us can make it and what time would be best.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 27, 2011, 04:26:33 pm
Also let me know if you need any extras if I'm online.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Butan on November 28, 2011, 11:17:58 pm
Finally you got rid of those inactive my old friends  :D

and lol at the fact that poor Tomas didn't make it onto the previous honoured members list!  :mrgreen:


You cant have everything.  Former king and honoured member... gotta choose!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 29, 2011, 08:24:58 am
I completely forgot that list existed. :oops:
Added my ex-liege.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on November 29, 2011, 12:02:24 pm

You cant have everything.  Former king queen and honoured member... gotta choose!

fixed.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 30, 2011, 01:43:02 pm
Changed the first post 'round a little bit. Centred all the writing and added a new pwetty picture in the members spoiler.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on November 30, 2011, 01:46:47 pm
if you cut the pic between your banners so that it got the same height as your banner... the whole post would look more cool.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 30, 2011, 01:50:35 pm
if you cut the pic between your banners so that it got the same height as your banner... the whole post would look more cool.
Alright,
To Gimp, away!!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on November 30, 2011, 02:20:59 pm
goddamn. use photoshop.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 30, 2011, 03:55:04 pm
goddamn. use photoshop.
I'm far too poor, mmkay?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: LordBerenger on November 30, 2011, 07:05:00 pm
I'm far too poor, mmkay?

Crack.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 30, 2011, 09:10:17 pm
Crack.
Shh, they don't know that!
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting mature-minded members!
Post by: Niemand on December 01, 2011, 01:13:15 am
Crack.

where he's right...


he's right.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: ToxicKilla on December 01, 2011, 06:48:39 pm
Rofl, Berenger is perma banned. xD
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: Niemand on December 01, 2011, 06:50:43 pm
I like it like that. :D
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: ToxicKilla on December 02, 2011, 06:34:27 pm
Inactives are officially gone, kicked them from the Steam group.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: polkafranzi on December 02, 2011, 10:31:23 pm
Inactives are officially gone, kicked them from the Steam group.

Finally you've earned 1 unit of respect.  How long have i been telling you to do it?>?>?>?

come on...be honest...4 months?
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: ToxicKilla on December 03, 2011, 02:02:18 pm
Finally you've earned 1 unit of respect.  How long have i been telling you to do it?>?>?>?

come on...be honest...4 months?
Nah.....
5 months
                                                                                           
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: ToxicKilla on December 09, 2011, 05:11:01 pm
The ex-members list is longer than the roster. O.o
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: Thovex on December 09, 2011, 05:16:07 pm
The ex-members list is longer than the roster. O.o

If only you would've seen the ex-risen roster now it should be about 150.

Most people were cleaned out.  :P
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: Niemand on December 10, 2011, 03:42:42 pm
No one cares about Risen. They're Fallen now. :O
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: Thovex on December 10, 2011, 03:55:40 pm
No one cares about Risen. They're Fallen now. :O

Only 1.  :P
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: ToxicKilla on December 10, 2011, 10:44:10 pm
After some talking etc. etc. I declare the clan dead.
Derp.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: polkafranzi on December 10, 2011, 11:04:36 pm
RIP brothers
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: zottlmarsch on December 11, 2011, 12:01:14 am
RIP brothers

& Thanks for the good times.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on December 11, 2011, 01:03:18 am
R.I.P. I shall be making an alt in commemoration.
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: polkafranzi on December 11, 2011, 01:17:39 am
R.I.P. I shall be making an alt in commemoration.

i wanna see a fucking ABAND alt too then brah
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on December 11, 2011, 01:35:51 am
i wanna see a fucking ABAND alt too then brah
Hahaha ok then! ^^
Title: Re: [ENG]The Kingdom of England; Recruiting soldiers for the coming war!
Post by: ToxicKilla on December 11, 2011, 01:31:51 pm
Was fun while it lasted, thanks for the good times and support. Locking the thread now.