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Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: Gawin on September 26, 2011, 04:13:01 am
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*NOTE THIS STORY IS ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND LAUGHS( seems that some people think im actualy serious)*
Hi, Mommy.
I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few weeks old. You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I've got beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don't have it yet, but I will when I'm born. I'm going to be your only child, and you'll call me your one and only. I'm going to grow up without a daddy mostly, but we have each other. We'll help each other, and love each other. I want to be a doctor when I grow up.
You found out about me today, Mommy! You were so excited, you couldn't wait to tell everyone. All you could do all day was smile, and life was perfect. You have a beautiful smile, Mommy. It will be the first face I will see in my life, and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I know it already.
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Today was the day you told Daddy. You were so excited to tell him about me!
He wasn't happy, Mommy. He kind of got angry. I don't think that you noticed, but he did. He started to talk about something called wedlock, and money, and bills, and stuff I don't think I understand yet. You were still happy, though, so it was okay. Then he did something scary, Mommy. He hit you. I could feel you fall backward, and your hands flying up to protect me. I was okay... but I was very sad for you. You were crying then, Mommy. That's a sound I don't like. It doesn't make me feel good. It made me cry, too. He said sorry after, and he hugged you again. You forgave him, Mommy, but I'm not sure if I do. It wasn't right. You say he loves you... why would he hurt you? I don't like it, Mommy.
Finally, you can see me! Your stomach is a little bit bigger, and you're so proud of me! You went out with your mommy to buy new clothes, and you were so so so happy. You sing to me, too. You have the most beautiful voice in the whole wide world. When you sing is when I'm happiest. And you talk to me, and I feel safe. So safe. You just wait and see, Mommy. When I am born I will be perfect just for you. I will make you proud, and I will love you with all of my heart.
I can move my hands and feet now, Mommy. I do it because you put your hands on your belly to feel me, and I giggle. You giggle, too. I love you, Mommy.
Daddy came to see you today, Mommy. I got really scared. He was acting funny and he wasn't talking right. He said he didn't want you. I don't know why, but that's what he said. And he hit you again. I got angry, Mommy. When I grow up I promise I won't let you get hurt! I promise to protect you. Daddy is bad. I don't care if you think that he is a good person, I think he's bad. But he hit you, and he said he didn't want us. He doesn't like me. Why doesn't he like me, Mommy?
You didn't talk to me tonight, Mommy. Is everything okay?
It's been three days since you saw Daddy. You haven't talked to me or touched me or anything since that. Don't you still love me, Mommy? I still love you. I think you feel sad. The only time I feel you is when you sleep. You sleep funny, kind of curled up on your side. And you hug me with your arms, and I feel safe and warm again. Why don't you do that when you're awake, any more?
I'm 21 weeks old today, Mommy. Aren't you proud of me? We're going somewhere today, and it's somewhere new. I'm excited. It looks like a hospital, too. I want to be a doctor when I grow up, Mommy. Did I tell you that? I hope you're as excited as I am. I can't wait.
Mommy, I'm getting scared. Your heart is still beating, but I don't know what you are thinking. The doctor is talking to you. I think something's going to happen soon. I'm really, really, really scared, Mommy. Please tell me you love me. Then I will feel safe again. I love you!
Mommy, what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It feels bad! Please, Mommy, please please help me! Make them stop!
Don't worry Mommy, I'm safe. I'm in heaven with the angels now. They told me what you did, and they said it's called an abortion.
Why, Mommy? Why did you do it? Don't you love me any more? Why did you get rid of me? I'm really, really, really sorry if I did something wrong, Mommy. I love you, Mommy! I love you with all of my heart. Why don't you love me? What did I do to deserve what they did to me? I want to live, Mommy! Please! It really, really hurts to see you not care about me, and not talk to me. Didn't I love you enough? Please say you'll keep me, Mommy! I want to live smile and watch the clouds and see your face and grow up and be a doctor. I don't want to be here, I want you to love me again! I'm really really really sorry if I did something wrong. I love you!
I love you, Mommy.
Every abortion is just
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
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What about rape victims, underaged girls? There are two sides to every story..
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Did you get hacked?
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Did you get hacked?
nah i just posted it because i like the way he writes from an unborn baby's point of view. kinda interesting
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Sorry, foetus's have no "point of view", at least if we're talking about legal abortions and not past 3rd trimester, and even then it's not consciousness. A child doesn't have any concept of self and other until well after birth. Anthropomorphization much? Next up, the harrowing tale of the happy spermatozoid hoping to grow into a big boy/girl and make his parents proud, only to find he has been betrayed by a gigantic wall of rubber. Why daddy? Why would you do that? Don't you want me to go into mommy's egg and be born into world? Why do you hate me daddy D: ?
To use American political terms, I'm pro-choice, but I think abortions are disgusting and are mostly done for incredibly irresponsible reasons (or rather if you put yourself in a situation where you want an abortion you've been incredibly irresponsible already (obvious exceptions to rape, etc, which is maybe 0.01% of abortions. Don't quote me on thzt number, totally making it up on the spot)). Point is, there's lot's of reasons to be against abortions, no need to make a children's fairy tale out of it. This is just an appeal to emotion, a particularly sacharin one. Pretty sure it IS aimed at children in the first place, or at least I hope any adult with critical-thinking skills could see the obvious attempt at manipulation, but most people are idiots so who knows.
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:shock: ... :lol:
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Hack those babies up and donate them to stem cell research.
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Only the finest trolling from Fallen.
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Hi, Mommy.
I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few weeks old. You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is Bob, and I've got beautiful brown eye. That's right. Only one. Also I'm covered in black hair. I'm going to be your only child, cause I will kill you when I'm born. I'm going to grow up. I want to be a doctor when I grow up. Contant harrasment in school leads me torture little animals. When I will be 15 I will do my first rape and murder. I will go on to kill 22 others...
Stupid "letter" is stupid... :rolleyes:
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lul
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This Letter is so idiotic.
It´s just trying to make people sad and all like "Omg that little baby thinks his mommy doesnt love him.
Dude.Fetuses dont think.
There is a reason why there is a limit for the time until you can make an abortion.
This is so fucking stupid.I bet all my money if you were a girl and got raped you would want to be allowed to put that bitch out your stomach like you want to.
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I'm 12 what is this?
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Only the finest trolling from Fallen.
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Dude.Fetuses dont think.
Dude. Stories can be made up.
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f8uasdlöadk blablablababa lbalba
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f8uasdlöadk blablablababa lbalba
STOP EET!
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this story is mainly for laughter and entertainment :P
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Without abortions, I'd have won the elections in Luxemburg by now. You wouldn't want that.
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heh
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This was an email that often got forwarded around a while ago. But I always found it interesting:
Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.
Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking,
then scroll down for the answer.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph einstein.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.
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interesting
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Still choose Candidate C. :shock:
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Its actually a tie for me, either A or B, would have considered C if he wasnt a fucking vegetarian.
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I said no to the first question, then picked A (as he has the most political experience, though C was a close second for having appreciable political experience due to military as well as sounding like a nice guy)... then laughed my ass off with your twist.
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hahaha C was my first choice, than A, than B
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What's wrong with consulting with astrologists? And drinking whiskey?
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I would have picked B just for the whiskey. Sounds like a cool dude.
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Whiskey mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnn
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Yay politics on CRPG
It should be heavily regulated, but technecally legal. If it's completely illegal there will just be backalley abortions that will possibly kill the mother as well.
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You forgot this at c:
-hates every race except germans, systematically kills millions of innocent Gipsys, jews, crippled and gays.
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systematically kills millions of innocent Gipsys, jews, crippled and gays.
Not before election though!
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Adolph einstein.
WHOAT? :shock:
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Okay, since you're posted random crap, I feel free to copy pasta something similar.
Hi mommy. I'm your baby. I know you're only 14, and I am the result of you being raped by your uncle, but I'm going to expect you to raise me right. Never mind that your future is over. Have fun trying to finish high school. Forget college. Forget any kind of career prospects. Say goodbye to all your friends. Just keep me fed for as long as you can. The government will help you, I think, unless the same people that are insisting that you keep me destroy all social services that are set up to help you. In any case, I won't blame you when I have a totally messed up adolescence of wanton petty crime because I live in an area where lots of other parents like you decided to raise babies with no money, no experience or maturity. And when I get convicted in a court of law for a more serious crime and go to jail for a long time, maybe you will take care of my own baby, which I had when I was a teenager.
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Counter trolling, or taking the OP seriously?
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Could someone delete this fucking thread?
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NOOOO. This thread is only a tiny little thread that was just born. If you delete this now we never know what kind of beatiful thing this might grow into.
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Could someone delete this fucking thread?
Could someone abort this fucking poster?
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You forgot this at c:
-hates every race except germans, systematically kills millions of innocent Gipsys, jews, crippled and gays.
einstein actually liked Scandinavian people, including finns who were "second best" after gorillas.
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Well, then lets say he hates everyone except for nordic, germanic people.
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Well, then lets say he hates everyone except for nordic, germanic people.
He probably did...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvF1Q3UidWM
nuff said
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death to the life, life to the death
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY&feature=related
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fake and gay
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This is so typical for people who are against choise, they don't have proper arguments, so they try to appeal to our feelings..
Anyway, aint most "pro life"people supporting death sentences?
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On retrospect this looks a lot like a strawman, I'm inclined to agree with Gorath.