cRPG
Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: RandomDude on January 27, 2011, 12:17:30 am
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... your real life beard resembles your characters
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You first aim down and to the right before a sudden lift to penetration :mrgreen:
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... you dream of crpg
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When your already thinking what to retire on the second time you hit lvl 31 when mostly people are still under it for the first time.
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... when you build siege tower, healing tents and catapults together with an admin, just for fun :D
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... when you start lobbying for retirement at age 46. :P
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... you dream of crpg
When your already thinking what to retire on the second time you hit lvl 31 when mostly people are still under it for the first time.
i play to much
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In real life:
When you meet someone , you just kick him in the belly as a greeting.
You generally kick everyone.
When you want to fight someone, you pick up a piece of wood and hold it horizontally above your head as a duell sign.
When you are in a funny mood you run around people while punching them in the face
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You start daydreaming about playing cRPG at school, work, etc...
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You watch videos of games like Call of duty Black Ops or Bad company 2, and moan about archers being OP in that game.
You start playing that game and only use melee weapons, then later requesting archer nerf at a forum.
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* When you start dressing up as your character irl
* When you start swapping the term newbie with peasant
* When you start to believe you are a hero
* When you start thinking that the mongols were just trolling their enemies and being lame
* When you start thinking the templars were a bunch of kids 8-)
* When you start arguing that the mercs are not roleplaying the mercenary style properly
* When you start thinking that maybe bow & arrows were just as fast as a machine-gun in medieval times
* When you start looking for the poll ban button when someone does anything stupid irl
* When you start replying to threads like this >_<
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In real life:
When you meet someone , you just kick him in the belly as a greeting.
You generally kick everyone.
When you want to fight someone, you pick up a piece of wood and hold it horizontally above your head as a duell sign.
When you are in a funny mood you run around people while punching them in the face
lulz
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... you watch tv and u wonder where the banners over their heads have gone
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...when you watch movies based in pre-gunpowder times and start thinking about tactics and strategy they should be using to fight the battle or capture the fortress.
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When ur watching a medieval film and wonder about the many way u can use a sword ( more than 4 )
When u holding a wooden staff throught the window in your car and try to backstab people...
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- Calculating possible builds with a piece of paper @ work
- Daydreaming about Crpg and/or slicing ppl in real life for even opening their bloody mouths
- Using an umbrella for 2H acting doing "bling" and other metalsounds while being caught by ur laughing girlfriend
- Forgetting every useful thing u wanted to do after hitting the powerbutton of ur comp
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When someone mentions they're going to sit on the couch, and the first thing you think about is a lance.
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-When you are walking down the street and keep looking behind you to check for cavalry
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When you are waiting at a pedestrian light with other guys, and the light turns green, you run forward while screaming "Fall back".
When you reach the other group at the other side of the street, you start beating them up while screaming "Attaaaack".
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When you spend more time playing c-rpg than with your girlfriend.
When your girlfriend wants to give you head but you tell her you are too busy leveling.
When you start analyzing people for speed and possible angles for blocking.
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When you don't play crpg, you upload pictures off your body.
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When you have a broken foot and can´t decide between a wheelchair or crutches, explaining the doctor "because you have both polearm and riding high skilled."
or when you then take both and try to tjost from a wheelchair with the crutches people from their bycicles.
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When your doctor tells you to raise your arms and you down block.
When someone answers the teacher's question first and you cry "nerf!" to the principal.
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when you get annoyed that you cant look around while walking without turning around
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when you conclude the best thing to do as a higher gen (gen 14) is grind & heirloom every item you use.
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You start daydreaming about playing cRPG at school, work, etc...
oh god
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when your wife wakes you up in the morning your first response is wait till i lose my multiplier
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when hell freezes over, never play enough crpg 8-)
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when you conclude the best thing to do as a higher gen (gen 14) is grind & heirloom every item you use.
it is
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.. when you see the look in your girlfriends eyes when she wakes you up from a horrible nightmare and you tell her that you dreamt about chadz nerfing archery because it was still op.
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When you dress as a peasant and trow rocks at random people
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.....When your eyes are burnt by watching evry pixel change of the XP bar
.....When you like the slashy sound of making a hit and you wanna hear it more irl
.....When your mind is broke and even the psygiater can't help you and you flee the urban live to become an blood thirsty wild beast
realy when you place these posts :(
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You know you are an aspie when you join a role-playing clan based in a medieval combat simulator.
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in irl...
When you see a tin can and run away from it.
When you call your car a plated charger.
When you see a boulder and a stick lying close to each other and you say to yourself,"overpowered."
when you think god has the form of a donkey.
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You wake up on a foggy morning and think, "This will nerf archery"
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When your first in the most time online (Still can't get how I'm first but whatever)
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You get on your horse and start trampling people in egypt.
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When you start thinking about what build will your 13. character be.
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THE DREEAAAMS CRPG"S IN MA HEAD
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You dont even notice that your desk is on fire from the ciggy you were just smoking untill the fire alarm start yelling :twisted:
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...I start to air feint and overhead slash my college professor in class, after asking for today's homework and spending the entire week playing cRPG instead of doing it.
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When you are waiting at a pedestrian light with other guys, and the light turns green, you run forward while screaming "Fall back".
When you reach the other group at the other side of the street, you start beating them up while screaming "Attaaaack".
when your wife wakes you up in the morning your first response is wait till i lose my multiplier
in irl...
When you see a tin can and run away from it.
When you call your car a plated charger.
When you see a boulder and a stick lying close to each other and you say to yourself,"overpowered."
when you think god has the form of a donkey.
All the above.
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You know you played too much crpg when...
your best friends bury their foot in your ass when you least expect it and say "jut plyn fol"
you go to an interview and when you are asked about preferred retirement plan, you say "just the barmace, thank you"
you get in a fight and you stop your punch mid swing 3 times to "Juke" the guy out. (and promptly get a busted nose)
you go to the doctors office and chat it up with an old lady and she says "damn they take forever!" and you reply" "oh its fine with me, the longer the round, the more gold i get."
you go to visit the county fair and when you see a horse, you promptly lol lance it in the head.
you chat with a hot girl and instead of giving them your name, you give them your clantag.
you check into the clinic to check about a sex change and say "if im going to stare at my ass all day, at least it should be a womans"
you spank your kid and you start to see damage %'s rise off its ass.
you go to the bank and you look for the "current xp/next level xp" in your checking account balance.
you hit a curb in your car, but you were lagging, so you ended up back in the intersection while the light was red.
you tell your younger brother to do his homework and he laughs and says "lol homwrk iz fur my old friendlonies"
you watch UFC and call the winner a hacker because he spammed the other guy.
you go to the men's warehouse to buy a suit and ask the tailor what the protection level is.
you go to beat up your girlfriend's new date in a wedding gown with a boulder on a stick.
you punch your wall out of frustration, but nothing happens until 5 hours later
thats all for now :)