Will LLJK still go to the desert if it's EU ping?
the desert is ours
Will LLJK still go to the desert if it's EU ping?LLJK's new goal is to ally with as many NA clans as possible, destroy all the EU clans, and then demand that Strategus only be played on NA servers because the majority of the population is NA.
Hope bottom is EU then. That way they can destroy you ;D.Hasn't worked out that way so far.
Hasn't worked out that way so far.
Yah but if thats the case you can expect STR, Grey Order and DRZ to all move south.This is the same kind of "Heh, good luck with that, LLJK" stuff that was posted when the Shogunate attacked us, just FYI.
Yah but if thats the case you can expect STR, Grey Order and DRZ to all move south.
I like desserts where is my dessert? They better not take my desserts to Europe.
Yah but if thats the case you can expect STR, Grey Order and DRZ to all move south.
I wish LLJK the best of luck in all there desert capturing endevours (unless I own a small share in the desert....in which case..id like to keep it. :) )Don't count on it
Don't count on itIllegitimi non carborundum
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Either way I'm sure European Strat will sure be fun for all the new players and small clans that chadz wants to get involved once the UIF 3.0 immediately forms and takes over nearly the entire map within the first week, heh
But nope better wish those LLJK scumbags all collapse because of how much they shit up the game, always getting aggressively attacked by fail EU alliances and supporting allies across the globe, Strat needs to be Northern Empire + UIF circle jerk for all times or else its GOONS TROLLING OUR GAMEZ
Where did I say it needed to be NE? or any of that at all? I hated the thought of NE but just because I was in Eastern Tsardom doesn't mean I agreed with it. I think all alliances that big like NE and UIF are carebear nutcuppers.
LLJK is a big enough clan to be an allaince within itself lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
All i see is germanyI saw the Iroquois Confederacy in those statements.
All i see is germany
This is the same kind of "Heh, good luck with that, LLJK" stuff that was posted when the Shogunate attacked us, just FYI.Who's the 10%?
I've been completely unimpressed with the fighting ability of about 90% of EU clans in this iteration of Strategus.
Who's the 10%?Legio, Bashi-Bazouks, and the split clans like Risen and Fallen.
Legio, Bashi-Bazouks, and the split clans like Risen and Fallen.xD We are split clan already? Our might NA battalion of 3 must have really impressed you guys xD
You know, the EU clans that actually did anything ever during this iteration.
Merc and DRZ archers stood out from my experience.I've got nothing against the players themselves, nor am I begrudging their skills. I actually quite liked the DRZ guys and a lot of other EU players. It's just the environment the EU clans have created for themselves that's just toxic.
I've got nothing against the players themselves, nor am I begrudging their skills. I actually quite liked the DRZ guys and a lot of other EU players. It's just the environment the EU clans have created for themselves that's just toxic.
More than a third of the Strat map is dominated by clans that refuse to fight internet horsies in a game about fighting internet horsies. That's a giant fucking problem.
I hated the thought of NE but just because I was in Eastern Tsardom doesn't mean I agreed with it. I think all alliances that big like NE and UIF are carebear nutcuppers.
...I would also add Mercs to that list, btw. They did great.
Where did I say it needed to be NE? or any of that at all? I hated the thought of NE but just because I was in Eastern Tsardom doesn't mean I agreed with it.
Who's the 10%?
The BashiBazouk rock.I don't think it can be said enough how much we enjoyed working with the Bashi-Bazouk/Risen/Legio guys. They seem to be like, the only European clans that realized Strategus is supposed to be about battles, not making giant alliances or ultra-nationalist roleplay, or doing absolutely nothing while waiting for THE PERFECT MOMENT TO STRIKE.
Do you seriously not even realize those three clans were part of the super-alliance you claim to hate so much?I'm quite aware. I'm also quite aware that their alliance-mates did absolutely nothing over the course of Strat, as opposed to them.
And what did those three clans do? They helped you with a quick gankfest against a weakened enemy. Big whoop. :PThe irony of a VRN guy saying this is staggering.
Drawing parallels from that to UIF2 is pretty silly, and if you want irony, look no further than you complaining about super-alliances when it was one of those that bailed your ass out.To my knowledge, the Risen/Legio/Bashi guys had roughly the same number of troops and fiefs as the Shogunate/Pillagers alliance. If they had allies beyond that, they didn't get dick from them. They also did not "bail our ass out", with respect to them. For all the constantly harped on inferiority of LLJK players and the supposed prowess of the Shogunate's and their buddies, I didn't see a single thing to be impressed with that entire war. Awful planning, awful fighting, awful tactics.
Wait, you had friendly relations with Satan? Anyway, they must have been really friendly given that 22nd and Greys went to war with RuConquista just to defend you guys and Union.No, we didn't have any friendly relations with Satan. It was just to express how some people think about "those mean evil, Risen/Bashi/Legio/Grey... who BEATS us IN A GAME :O They are so evil!"
Also, I'm not sure but you seem to think I'm a member of Byzantium or something. Or were you talking to somebody else? :)
All right, if you say so. Either way, I just hope the next round will be a little more exciting, but I haven't really got very high hopes. Slantedfloors definitely has a point that many clans seem to just want land for the sake of holding it rather than using it to fight proper wars. Not that LLJK exactly spent a lot of time on the offensive, either.That was because both them and us were HACKED when we tried to attack. Makes you not want to do anything risky. Almost happened after the spawns were changed (to multiple attacker) and we launched our offensive. Luckily this time we managed to change it back again. Not sure about the details, just remember Thovex saying it during the battle before.
LLJK like to wave around their e-peen.Of course we do. And unlike the Shogunate we actually have the skill to back it up, too.
Where did Gaga go anyways...Vision quest. Won't be back till he finds his spirit animal.
Of course we do. And unlike the Shogunate we actually have the skill to back it up, too.Ouch that hurts, oh wait I wasnt even in Shogunate when they got defeated.
Vision quest. Won't be back till he finds his spirit animal.http://www.jerismithready.com/quiz/
Anti-LLJK Coalition was infact just a set of words tossed around loosely in jest. The clans were infact just a group of like-minded people whom seperately without any cooperation at all tried to take your lands.I don't even know what to say.
I dunno about you, for a time I was a member of Acre for a short space of time. And we told one of your guys to leave our lands and you came in and said ''We're going to kill all you british fucks''. This isn't the first time, this shits happened(Having been in Shogunate previously). And you wonder why people dislike you?Amazingly, we have little tolerance for people who demand we leave land they have no control over so they can have their pretend Jerusalem AND who are also plotting against us.
That's my point, the entire war was a silly clusterfuck and nobody really seemed to have their shit together. In the battles VRN fought we lost something like 900 of our troops against 1600 of yours (plus about 400 ill-equipped villagers we had captured pretty much for free), but that didn't really mean much in the end. That's why I think it's funny that you guys keep making such a big deal out of it -- a bunch of the clans supposedly involved didn't actually do anything. For our part, the only clan we were ever allied with were the Sea Raiders, and I can tell you right now that this loosely-knit coalition where each clan had different goals and many just deserted rather than fighting was absolutely nothing like the mega-alliance in the west.
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I think you need to give the full story there, because I am sure hacking something to do with the fact we lost that battle rather than VRN SUPREME BATTLE TACTICS. Every clan, including VRN, in the Coalition of the Not So Honorable got destroyed or were made moot. It's also funny you say you only had semi relations with one clan despite the fact you weren't and then you claim Risen/Bashi/LEgio are in a mage alliance when they same the same thing.Wut? Is that some sort of... american rating thingie? Please educate me about this...
In other words, you lost to the absolute worst clan in the game, with 8 other clans helping you, and you are still trying to make excuses why you did.
As for Risen/Bashi/Legio, A++ transaction wouldbuywork with from again.
Wut? Is that some sort of... american rating thingie? Please educate me about this...
Wut? Is that some sort of... american rating thingie? Please educate me about this...
Slanted. Why are you having a conversation with a guy who knows jack shit about what's going on?Quite frankly, I don't know why I try to have any conversations on these forums at all. It's always like trying to talk to a heavily-sedated brick wall.
Hypocracy my friend.
And, also oh noes NWO BRO.
That was one of my favorite LLJK strategus fights as it was a very pitched battle, but their bonzai charges and Inferior Weeabo Tactics were no match.It really cannot be stated how funny that battle was. They charged directly into a killbox like fifteen times. Usually our teamspeak is pretty reserved during battles, but we were laughing our asses off during that one.
I think LLJK do so well because they don't take themselves seriously... :lol:
But what do I know? Nothin! That is what!
This is the key to strategus. It's just RISK: My Little Pony Edition
Taking it any more seriously than that is a fast way to burn yourself out
I don't know about you mister, but I take my RISK very seriously. If I start to lose I just flip the board over and call the other players bundle of stickss for allying against me and how horribly unfair that is.You are gonna love this:
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Wow, so many poeple speak about my dear clan here :s
-We are arrogant and we said everywhere that we're far better than LLJK, risen, ect ... ?
Who posted a thread to congratulate risen-bashi-legio coalition? George, who's a byzantium. Of course, the good members of risen/bashi/legio roted this topic with insults and other kind messages ...
Some days after, the very mature thovex opened a new thread to congratulate himself about his great victory against us, and again this topic was only about trolling and insult against byzantium.
So who was really arrogant in here?
-We made a huge coalition against LLJK and risen/bashi/... and there was much more players in our coalition than in LLJK+legio+bashi+risen?
LOL?
First, in every battle i did, there was byzantium and pillagers, and some other players from various clans. But i didn't see any other clan participate in battles. I mean, there was no searaiders/templars/... with us ... And even if they were with us.
And plus, how dare you comparing templars (for exemple) and risen or LLJK? Their is, by far, more players in LLJK (for exemple) than in templars ... So please, stop saying that you fought literally alone against a huge coalition ;)
So, as many poeple are sharing their view about strategus on this topic, i ll give you mine :
For me, strategus would be realy good if their were not those 2 problems :
First, strategus seems to be all about the number of players in a clan. I mean, the best clan, so the one which will have the highest number of fief, will ever be the one which have the highest number of players. Of course, the number of player should be an important fact, but it should not be all about this fact. But also about general strategy, tactic, skills of clan members, ect (please don't say me that it's already the case, we all know that's not true).
Plus, a even more annoying problem, i couldn't participated to most battles because those battles was at 00h00, 01h, 02h, or 04h am.
Indeed, i actually have a life, i ve to wake up early (and i think it's the same for most of average crpg players) so i couldn't participate to those battles (which were by the way very important).. For exemple, most of the time, when our villages were attacked, it was not at 18h00 or 19h00, but at 00h00, 1h, or even 2h. So strategus would be fun if i could particpate to all battles which are concerning my clan and not only one or two because the rest are at stupid hours.
Notice, i managed to not insult or deride risen/bashi/legio/lljk despite i'm a bad arrogant byzantium ! (i'm certainly an exception !)
And sorry if i did grammar mistake, i'm only a poor french :(
Wow, so many poeple speak about my dear clan here :sif you fail in diplomacy like ujin's sex tapes (joke) , u cant blame us ?
-We are arrogant and we said everywhere that we're far better than LLJK, risen, ect ... ?
Who posted a thread to congratulate risen-bashi-legio coalition? George, who's a byzantium. Of course, the good members of risen/bashi/legio roted this topic with insults and other kind messages ...
Some days after, the very mature thovex opened a new thread to congratulate himself about his great victory against us, and again this topic was only about trolling and insult against byzantium.
So who was really arrogant in here?
-We made a huge coalition against LLJK and risen/bashi/... and there was much more players in our coalition than in LLJK+legio+bashi+risen?
LOL?
First, in every battle i did, there was byzantium and pillagers, and some other players from various clans. But i didn't see any other clan participate in battles. I mean, there was no searaiders/templars/... with us ... And even if they were with us.
And plus, how dare you comparing templars (for exemple) and risen or LLJK? Their is, by far, more players in LLJK (for exemple) than in templars ... So please, stop saying that you fought literally alone against a huge coalition ;)
So, as many poeple are sharing their view about strategus on this topic, i ll give you mine :
For me, strategus would be realy good if their were not those 2 problems :
First, strategus seems to be all about the number of players in a clan. I mean, the best clan, so the one which will have the highest number of fief, will ever be the one which have the highest number of players. Of course, the number of player should be an important fact, but it should not be all about this fact. But also about general strategy, tactic, skills of clan members, ect (please don't say me that it's already the case, we all know that's not true).
Plus, a even more annoying problem, i couldn't participated to most battles because those battles was at 00h00, 01h, 02h, or 04h am.
Indeed, i actually have a life, i ve to wake up early (and i think it's the same for most of average crpg players) so i couldn't participate to those battles (which were by the way very important).. For exemple, most of the time, when our villages were attacked, it was not at 18h00 or 19h00, but at 00h00, 1h, or even 2h. So strategus would be fun if i could particpate to all battles which are concerning my clan and not only one or two because the rest are at stupid hours.
Notice, i managed to not insult or deride risen/bashi/legio/lljk despite i'm a bad arrogant byzantium ! (i'm certainly an exception !)
And sorry if i did grammar mistake, i'm only a poor french :(
So u tried to make a coaliton lets check results:Wow, Pecores got both wiped and Wiped. Impressive wipeage in 2 different forms of capitalization
Pillagers :wiped
Byzantium:wiped
Kapıkulu:wiped 2nd time
Pecores:wiped
ATS:wiped
Seariders:Wiped and moved to somewhere else before our battles
VRN:Wiped and moved to somewhere else before our battles
Pecores:Wiped
Denbitre:AFK
Templars:moved to somewhere else after SoA attack
Templars:moved to somewhere else after SoA attackNaw, they attacked us and we rolled them like a drunk guy at a homeless shelter.
Wow, Pecores got both wiped and Wiped. Impressive wipeage in 2 different forms of capitalizationlol sorry i ll edit it really too many clans that i even misstype =)
Naw, they attacked us and we rolled them like a drunk guy at a homeless shelter.
then they suicided against us up north.They did? Lol. I didn't know that.
yeah, sent 4000 to die at tismirr, then gave their other 4k to save sumbuja (chaos owned) from us.Nice to hear from the other side of the world too :D Since it's wiped again, mind giving me a small recap? Just the facts, no silly "backstabber junkie clan is evilz" or something :P
I have the sinking (And by sinking I mean this could be good or bad) feeling that LLJK will take over all of NA, and launch a grand campaign against all of EU.
its like ww1 and ww2. we lost both, but we are the cooler side.
its like ww1 and ww2. we lost both, but we are the cooler side.While I can agree with Imperial Germany, but chocolate chip cookie Germany being the "cool" side? This is just wrong on so many levels. Somebody tell mr. Holocaust fan that he should keep shit like that to himself.
haters gonna hate, shogu's gonna skate
also, cicero is obviously the male mata hari.
While I can agree with Imperial Germany, but chocolate chip cookie Germany being the "cool" side? This is just wrong on so many levels. Somebody tell mr. Holocaust fan that he should keep shit like that to himself.
That depends on entirely which way you look at it. Yes chocolate chip cookie Germany was wrong on many levels, but they also had some of the best military commanders and innovators of modern warfare. Just because there were dark aspects of the time, doesn't mean there weren't things to be impressed of coming from that country.I know all of that, but I would never call the chocolate chip cookies "cool". Stylish, hell yeah! Every gay mans hidden fantasy (those boots!), also hell yeah!
Hell just look at Rommel. One of the most distinguished commanders of the war, yet it's well documented that he consistently disagreed with much that was happening within Germany to the point where he was ordered to commit suicide after being linked with a plot to kill einstein. Not all was bad in that country.
Don't be so damn touchy.