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Strategus => Strategus General Discussion => Topic started by: sWalker on September 06, 2011, 05:00:32 am

Title: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: sWalker on September 06, 2011, 05:00:32 am
Attackers-4000           Defenders-539
                    Post Battle
Attackers-3519           Defenders-0

So we leave the tavern and go to fight...promised the best gear our armies.  The sWalker guesses that some of the men thought it would be funny to hide sWalker's bow for the fight... :evil:.  They said afterward that they believed the sWalker was too drunk to shoot, and they feared for their lives...possible, maybe.  Being too drunk to remember the hero and highest killer...these people must post their achievements themselves tonight. *thinks to himself...it's a good thing I'm too drunk to feel the pain right now*
Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: Kaelaen on September 06, 2011, 05:02:30 am
ALL SKILL BABY

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Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: Keshian on September 06, 2011, 05:06:08 am
Bird helms led the way.  BIRD CLAN!
Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: BaleOhay on September 06, 2011, 05:13:18 am
trying to shoot range with the bird helm is annoying. The wings kept getting in my way
Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: Bobthehero on September 06, 2011, 05:14:49 am
Hey sWalker, I found a bow under the inn wine reserves, think its yours.
Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: dynamike on September 06, 2011, 05:15:44 am
CANARY CLAN

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Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: Cicero on September 06, 2011, 05:16:59 am
Quote from: sWalker on September 06, 2011, 05:00:32 am
Attackers-4000           Defenders-539
                    Post Battle
Attackers-3519           Defenders-0

So we leave the tavern and go to fight...promised the best gear our armies.  The sWalker guesses that some of the men thought it would be funny to hide sWalker's bow for the fight... :evil:.  They said afterward that they believed the sWalker was too drunk to shoot, and they feared for their lives...possible, maybe.  Being too drunk to remember the hero and highest killer...these people must post their achievements themselves tonight. *thinks to himself...it's a good thing I'm too drunk to feel the pain right now*
See, I think drugs have done some *good* things for us, I really do. And if you don’t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a Favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cd’s and burn em’. 'Cause you know what? The musicians who’ve made all that great music that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years...
Rrrrrrrrrrrrreal ------ high on drugs."
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

"It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom, it´s what it is ok?. Keep that in mind at all times. Thank you!"
stop opening threads
Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: Horse_And_Sword on September 06, 2011, 07:03:09 am
BIIIIIIIIRD CLAN 8-)
Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: BADPLAYERold on September 06, 2011, 07:10:21 am
Even in this war there is one thing that unites both sides, and that is the love for BIRD CLAN and it's leader.

BIRD CLAN.
Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: Malaclypse on September 06, 2011, 02:01:00 pm
Quote from: Cicero on September 06, 2011, 05:16:59 am
Bill Hicks

Attribute the quote, Cicero!
Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: PolePot on September 07, 2011, 09:17:32 am
Let's talk about Malaclypse talking about Cicero talking about Tool talking about Bill Hicks talking about drugs?
Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: ABCF on September 07, 2011, 11:47:01 am
Quote from: dynamike on September 06, 2011, 05:15:44 am
I mean - ever heard the joke of an elephant in a glass tavern?  :D[/spoiler]
TELL THIS JOKE NOW
Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: dynamike on September 07, 2011, 06:09:46 pm
Quote from: ABCF on September 07, 2011, 11:47:01 am
TELL THIS JOKE NOW

Ok, Ok, here it goes:


An elephant walks into a glass tavern and sees a man with a tiny head, about the size of an orange.

He asks the bartender what had happened to the man.

The bartender says: "Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mermaid."

"The mermaid swam up to him and offered him a single wish."

Unfortunately, the man replied: "How about a little head?"

Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: ABCF on September 08, 2011, 11:26:09 am
Quote from: dynamike on September 07, 2011, 06:09:46 pm
Ok, Ok, here it goes:


An elephant walks into a glass tavern and sees a man with a tiny head, about the size of an orange.

He asks the bartender what had happened to the man.

The bartender says: "Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mermaid."

"The mermaid swam up to him and offered him a single wish."

Unfortunately, the man replied: "How about a little head?"
What beach is deep enough for a mermaid to swim up to shore and not get beached.
Title: Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
Post by: Grey on September 08, 2011, 11:35:03 am
Quote from: Malaclypse on September 06, 2011, 02:01:00 pm
Attribute the quote, Cicero!

Malaclypse look deeper, Bill Hicks stole that line like most of his material.