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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: Damug on August 30, 2011, 12:55:19 am

Title: Expert siege engineer for hire
Post by: Damug on August 30, 2011, 12:55:19 am: I'm charging 50k crpg gold per battle I fight in. I can aim a catapult like no ones business and drop walls like a champ. All I require is a spotter to pull the trigger and tell me how to adjust.

In addition I was the first place winner in the inaugural LLJK catapult racing competition.

Regards,
Damug
Title: Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
Post by: sWalker on August 30, 2011, 01:49:34 am: It's true, the sWalker watched his expertise in the area of siege equipment...he is worth every penny.
Title: Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
Post by: SPQR on August 30, 2011, 02:44:01 am: Proof of Damug's superior catapult racing skills:

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Title: Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
Post by: Damug on August 30, 2011, 05:46:02 pm: The FCC siege last night lasted over 3 hours. Had they recruited myself and had me manning a catapult the siege could have been nearly half as short. Hire a siege engineer today, because your time is valuable too!
Title: Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
Post by: Damug on August 30, 2011, 05:49:56 pm: I'll also give a shout out to my fellow LLJK siege engineers PhantomZero, General Robert E Leet, Cowstomper, and Slanted.

Also, a special shout out to my spotter of choice DL_Anders.

They all have my recommendation as expert siege engineers.
Title: Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
Post by: Aseldo on August 30, 2011, 11:51:54 pm: I'll be sure to pay your price when we have another siege :)
Title: Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
Post by: Lt_Anders on August 31, 2011, 05:14:09 pm: Quote from: Damug on August 30, 2011, 12:55:19 am
I'm charging 50k crpg gold per battle I fight in. I can aim a catapult like no ones business and drop walls like a champ. All I require is a spotter to pull the trigger and tell me how to adjust.

In addition I was the first place winner in the inaugural LLJK catapult racing competition.

Regards,
Damug

No credit for me? Bah I won't help you anymore.
Damug and I were the Engineer crew. We developed a pretty good system for lobbing shots.(Damug made me TK a few times, bastard ;p)
Title: Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
Post by: Damug on August 31, 2011, 06:09:02 pm: Quote from: Damug on August 30, 2011, 05:49:56 pm
I'll also give a shout out to my fellow LLJK siege engineers PhantomZero, General Robert E Leet, Cowstomper, and Slanted.

Also, a special shout out to my spotter of choice DL_Anders.

They all have my recommendation as expert siege engineers.
Title: Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
Post by: Malaclypse on August 31, 2011, 07:26:48 pm: Quote from: Lt_Anders on August 31, 2011, 05:14:09 pm
(Damug made me TK a few times, bastard ;p)

win
Title: Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
Post by: Lt_Anders on August 31, 2011, 09:03:56 pm: Huh, didn't read lower.
Title: Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
Post by: SPQR on August 31, 2011, 09:05:35 pm: There is no TKing with catapults, there is only when your team-mates selfishly put their bodies in the way of your firing.