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I Am here to submit my application to join DRACUL! Kale asked fyi! And I said I am interested. My Steam ID is Jinx.
I play daily as I am a stay at home Father. No I do not Neglect my son :P
So you will usually see me on. I am currently an Archer Build with 2 hand as my Melee.
I have been getting alot better with my archery so I am thinking of staying archery.
I am level 30 with 2.4 million to go to 31.
Any questions? Message me on here or add me on Steam!
Thanks!
ps Allers asked and yes I do have a MIC
So. I herdulosinMontbard.
Montbard has been removed from the clan, after applying for ATS. After me calling him some names out of rage, and then a quick apology, and then a small argument, we've decided that it's best he's off the list.
Kazz was also removed, Literally is now added to the list of clans that we do not like.
can't believe you'd side with Jinxits
he was saying some terrible shit in chat
Sometimes I wonder to myself what Kale does in his spare time.
Oh wait, what spare time?
It looks so g-g-g-g-g-a-a-a-a-y-y-y-y-y
It reminds me of you.
I have been busy as fuuuuuuuuck. I'll try to get some game time in tomorrow.
We need more members like Jinx and Kale, who are active on the forums and in game.
NEW MEDAL FOR JINXITS AND KALELORD:
The Order for Personal Courage & The Badge of Honor
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For Jinxits: The Order of Maternal Glory!
For finding the time to raise a child and play cRPG with your clan, I present this medal to you!
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For KaleLord: The Hammer and Sickle!
For bringing in so many members and doing good work for your clan, I present the Hammer and Sickle to you.
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My pleasure
Are we going to play strategus when its up?
Jinxits and Vanquish have both been promoted to Praporshchik. Kalelord has been promoted to Polkovnik.
Finally, Dracul the Fearless, has been promoted to the highest rank achievable below the prime dictator, Generallisimus of the Vallahian Republic. Congratulations to everybody. I hope we have recruit some new members to the clan.
Whos Dracul the Fearless
I did some heavy editing, I actually changed the thread name twice, added in two strings of text and two pictures. Oh man, my fingers hurt.
People who can go fuck themselves:
Literally
I thought you guys were dead! and nice communism music
lol
GORETOOTH HAS BEEN SLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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OUR HONOR IS RECLAIMED AND WE SHALL LIVE IN AN ERA OF PEACE. RIP ALLERS AND ALTAIR FROM THE HELL THAT IS THE 80. FIGHT FOREVER IN VALLAHIA YOU BRAVE WARRIORS. I WILL HONOR YOU IN COMBAT EVERY DAY UNTILL I SHARE YOUR FATE.
Good luck in strat.
I feel Rangerbob should get a promotion
I'll look into it.
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CAN I JOIN??!?!?!weird application :O
i have two chars an archer and a polearm dude
my in game varies... but it will just be Dracul_KIKIT if i get accepted!
New member?
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Now please, go shove it and stop asking about it :mad:
Is there any specific reason as to why I can't edit the poll?
CAN I JOIN??!?!?!
i have two chars an archer and a polearm dude
my in game varies... but it will just be Dracul_KIKIT if i get accepted!
Hey guys,
I am looking to join Dracul soon. Have been testing the waters of the online and crpg for the last few days. I am interesting in joining because from what I've seen you guys are a pretty good bunch of fighters, and I think I could learn a thing or two from watching and fighting alongside most of you. I know TugBoat and PaperFoil from another game, and I've had Warband a long while just never realized Crpg was out there until recently. Hope to make it in, pretty active player, and not a douchebag (all the time).
Tank Burner
Hello, im LordofthePoor, and im interested in joining Dracul...steam is lightningthe
PEOPLE THAT NEED TO BE ADDED TO THE ROSTER
Paperfoil
Tugboat
Tank_Burner
Mcgrittles
People to be internviewed
Truthfulies
Redemption
LordofThePoor
People that needs to be removed
Rangerbob
Wrath
so gaiz lyk wut up
Hey, we noticed your steam group announcements and we just want to say: thank you for addressing the issue, and i look foward to playing with you guys, as do the rest of us, with a respectful attitude towards one another.
Sincerely,
Edward, Grand Duke of the knights of the black rose
Of course! Whilst we are a clan built around having fun (which can include trolling) we don't want to take any part in verbal/internet abuse against any other clan, whatever relations we have with them.
May our clans continue in friendship.
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Don't come into our server and troll me or any of my members because of some ridiculous game you all seem to be playing. I will have absolutely zero tolerance on our server.
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Don't come into our server and troll me or any of my members because of some ridiculous game you all seem to be playing. I will have absolutely zero tolerance on our server.
Hey, we noticed your steam group announcements and we just want to say: thank you for addressing the issue, and i look foward to playing with you guys, as do the rest of us, with a respectful attitude towards one another.
Sincerely,
Edward, Grand Duke of the knights of the black rose
Don't shit bricks. It's apparent both you and Kikit have missed our recent announcements.
A previous order of peace was given and the member at hand will be put on trial soon. But in the mean time, don't come into my clan thread and put us all into some horrible generalization because one member has missed an announcement.
You're close to ruining relations because of your attitude.
ehhh i dont think Edward's reply is bad? :I
Haha, believe it was about my post.
By the way, what relations exactly?
bai bai
Romanian clan.
I didnt know what I was missing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuaoODM_mSI
Since when did the clan die?
We left cRPG and moved on to greener pastures.
EDIT: We're a group of friends, not a clan. Clans die, friends do not (well, they do, but you kind of hope they don't.)
You don't even understand, we started to play as a clan in other games and we stayed in cRPG, the clan isn't dead because we still actively play other games. People didn't leave because Deltah and I one day decided to call it quits, they left because they wanted to stay devoted to JUST crpg. I don't blame them for it, I encouraged them to go find a better clan to play with. Why the fuck do you even care, Miley?
Just because members in a clan start playing other games together doesn't mean they're moving away from cRPG. Clan members become friends, and friends play other games together. We all played APB/etc. together. That doesn't mean that the clan is becoming an all-around game clan, and it doesn't mean that the players in the clan are moving away from cRPG.
People started leaving the clan because you played every other game but cRPG. Kale organized a clan battle versus LL, something you would never do. You then raged at him for doing it. When were you going to do something as a clan? Someone had to do it, and it wasn't going to be you. The clan members wanted the clan to grow, but you wouldn't let them recruit because you didn't know the players. Well, how are people going to get in if all you play is ARMA 2?
That's my understanding.
:|
:(
:cry:
Just curious, are you guys actually romanians? Or is it just a clan about Wallahia (old Romania)?
Hey guys I was wondering if you dracool enough to do me a favor. I'd like to pay you crpg gold to basically attack 2-3 random 0 man armies in my area every day. They are cluttering my view of the strategus map and they are starting to annoy me. Please send them far far away. let me know if you are interested.You could ask your own clan :rolleyes:
You could ask your own clan :rolleyes:
Bitch, get back to whoring in the city, shake those hips. Daddy needs some more gold.They're only paying me 84 gold an hour though. It hardly pays for my plastic surgery to get customers :(
They're only paying me 84 gold an hour though. It hardly pays for my plastic surgery to get customers :(
They aren't real :(((((((.Oh, some of me is real ;). It's up to you to figure it out :D
Tell those assholes you're underage, you can get some more gold that way.
deadclanisdead.your game nicks under your name still says Dracul_Redemption. We still have more fun than you little kids and your "safe place" clan. Im going to drop a 500lb bunker buster in your anus and youll be as safe as the taliban. Go sit in your bed at night and think about this as you loose your precious sleep due to your own douchebagery. Now excuse me as rip your own sword out of your hands and redeem you with it.
deadclanisdead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RESdW93kgX8&feature=player_detailpage#t=33s
The best example of Deltah on the battlefield.
Cool.
Blackrose_Redemption is my default connecting name, its from along time ago and if that were a disguise I wouldn't have my own name in it.
HEY GUYS?! What games do you all play? Maybe you can list some off? Bad Co 2. Borderlands. Garrys Mod. Star Craft2. Teamfortress 2. Civ 5. left 4 dead 2. Killing floor. Have few others but I play these Most Any of you play these? The game I play the most tho? CRPG.... lol
I still have not received the next date to DINE...
medieval dinner with KFC is so cool :D congratulations
so no blood for you?
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Oh by the way. Whats happening with your guild eh?
Being stabbed in the heart with a silver cross.
NA clan? Do you have any romanians in the clan?
Only Romanians i see are the ones in my neighborhood with 14 kids
Bend over boyfriend. :)
I apply to your clan.
The reason is simple : My name is Vlad_Drakul
I'm lvl 30, shielder, cav and xbow. I used to ride a red charger (for the style) but it's really too expensive.
I live in France.
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Grats! Same for us 9 days ago. :P
Meh reading this made me remember that we forgot to celebrate our one year anniversary with the ninja clan :(
There's only one clan I know of that older than ninjas and that's Order of Staffmen, so it would've been cool. The ninja recruitment topic on cRPG was created June 27th.
Ah well. Anyway, congratulations!
Congratulations! We set the celebration for today even though we actually became an actual clan on the 10th of October 2010 :)
See you, Space Cowboy.you're gonna carry that weight, kid.
~~~//DISHONORED MO'FUCKERS\\~~~
ALL OF THE EX-CHAOS/REMNANT PEDOPHILE bundle of sticksS
SMOOTHRICH THE TRAITOROUS
~~~//HONORED MO'FUCKERS\\~~~
----> GODKING PARTYBOY of BIRD <----
THE MAD KING JOSEPH
MOTHERFUCKER MIKE / PHILOSORAPTOR
PHARMACIST LORN
NEW PLAYER HUEY NEWTON
O.P RELIT
SERROW THE EXTREMELY GERMAN HERROW
MILEY OP 2H NERF
BENEVOLENTLY BENEVOLENT BALTON
ASIAN MAN ALDRYK
LOMPANG RULER OF THE STRATIANS
ELEPHANT RIDER ONIMAHO THE BRAVE
Wut is dis?
And why am I not in there:
fixed
Excellent.
Fuck ALL OF THE other EX-CHAOS/REMNANT PEDOPHILE bundle of sticksS!
Posting here because AppleSauce is the sexiest piece of ass I have ever laid my nostrils upon. Let's just say I could only wish my Wooden Dagger was as powerful as her Longsword.
Posting here because AppleSauce is the sexiest piece of ass I have ever laid my nostrils upon. Let's just say I could only wish my Wooden Dagger was as powerful as her Longsword.
Well, I'm sure he'd be quite flattered to read this. However, he is not currently present so I will post on his behalf:
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a nice picture of Applesauce IRL for you to enjoy.
See you in-game soon. You make my longsword grow almost as much as you make my multi grow. :wink:
Thankfully this is not the case, in real life I'm actually a wooden barrel, BUT you were pretty damn close Arty.
Thankfully this is not the case, in real life I'm actually a wooden barrel, BUT you were pretty damn close Arty.
BIRDS R B@d
I'd like to say as a newer member of Dracul, that I am quite satisfied with the way every member ravages my anus. They also make me feel like I have a normal sized penis.
In other news, abortion.
WE'RE GROWING
Necrorave the Small Phallus
anus's
There must always be a Dracul, for without them who will place people on stakes?
Hey can I join Dracul?
I'm an self obsessed, emotionally unstable alcoholic who is absolutely terrible at this game. I tend to sit in TS's and say absolutely nothing in the most awkward manner possible. A severe club foot keeps me from leaving my house very often. I am also required to tell you that I am a sexually violent offender(You can find me on Detroit's Meghan's Law name of James Havelle).
I am also in a rock band that only plays varying versions of Video Killed the Radio Star.
This is me irl,
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This is my band,(click to show/hide)
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Siiick, I'm gonna put the tags in right away!
Siiick, I'm gonna put the tags in right away!
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Added Hannibal Lecter to the roster again.
Welcome Random_Pizza_Guy to the clan! He will be a fitting addition to our ranks.
Butt was successfully touched, he is one of us now.What have I gotten myself into?
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Somebody told me there was possibly an anal feast happening here... save me some ass.
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Check your steam you fucking small penised (yeah thats a word) tard.
You work? Fuckin' no life Dracbad scrub.
EDIT:
Also, Dracul will now be leaving cRPG and is now going to be a clan on The Endless Forest, a game where we truly belong.
RIP cRPG Dracul
Don't worry, Installing now.
Also, Dracul will now be leaving cRPG and is now going to be a clan on The Endless Forest, a game where we truly belong.
RIP cRPG Dracul
I regretfully inform you I can no longer be a part of this clan I have come to call family. We've had some great times, and done some cool stuff and things.
I can't thank you guys enough for taking me in, and treating me as one of your own. But the time has come for us to go our separate ways.
Consider this my official resignation, it's been real guys.
- Best regards, AppleSauce
I regretfully inform you I can no longer be a part of this clan I have come to call family. We've had some great times, and done some cool stuff and things.
I can't thank you guys enough for taking me in, and treating me as one of your own. But the time has come for us to go our separate ways.
Consider this my official resignation, it's been real guys.
- Best regards, AppleSauce
Wasn't gay enough
I been meaning to talk to you about this.. hit me up if you see me round, because I am SLACK.
Oh hai!
....
kthxbai.
We have a furry in our clan who wants to touch your butt, and we like to talk about boners. So, if you're into homoerotica then please contact me and you may find a home within our ranks.
like to talk about boners
about boners
boners
these guys are gay
Dracul is still looking for people who are interested in an active strategus and cRPG clan. Great skill is not required, just be patient and expect the unexpected.
Seriously.
We have a furry in our clan who wants to touch your butt, and we like to talk about boners. So, if you're into homoerotica then please contact me and you may find a home within our ranks.
And if you're not interested, their babbling is easy to ignore.
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Excellent work today gentlemen, a job well done.
Our ranks were full of fine men like this..
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Gutted to be missing battle today guys -- I'll be thinking of you as I sit here at work doing SSA (sweet shit all).
As an aside - make sure to run your next female recruit through this test please:http://beesgo.biz/fngd.html
EDIT: Actually, never mind, I just took that test and it's bullshit :D
You men are gentlemen and scholars. By the way I love the propaganda.
There is always Acre all up in your face.
Frisia.. urging clans to go to war with other clans for the lulz since 2012.New clan motto. Thanks Tazer, go find Lazer and Blazer and all the other -azers and have a ball.
Wait, what?
Are you interested in Strategus?
do YOU want to join an active clan?
Dracul is in need of recruits, people like YOU who can:
Field an army!
Recruit troops in a fief!
Own a fief!?
Join Dracul TODAY.
Dracul can not and will not guarantee a fief or an army, but can guarantee a position in our recruitment centers. Dracul will not be held responsible if you are not satisfied with your clan's attitude, behavior, or actions. You should consult a doctor if you have any problems breathing or speaking after hanging out with Dracul. Dracul should not be used by the young, or elderly. Taking Dracul can result in: instant death; cerebral hemorrhaging; almost certain impalement; qq rage; xd xd; swag 0V3R104D
What are you waiting for? Talk to your local recruiter right now!
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Why is our clan a girl?
Why aren't you a girl?Girls don't play heroin.
Quoting yourself. Self righteous nerdI'm just making sure I'm not unnappreciated
All I can think of:
How I felt when i joined this clan.
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Holy shit! Hanson / Reykjavik is back, he completed his vision quest!
TIS I, REYKJAVIK BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, THE ALMIGHTY ICELAND.Can't wait to bump your anus in TS.
Holy shit! Hanson / Reykjavik is back, he completed his vision quest!
So, Hanson/Reykjavik, are you more this:(click to show/hide)
Or this:(click to show/hide)
Sorry, a poor excuse to relive the music of my youth ;)
What's this!? A highly homosexual faction thread left to survive without the attention of BEES?
A large influx of bees aught to put a stop to that!
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ur shit m8.
larry ain't but a cunt
ur shit m8.
larry ain't but a cunt
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u wot m8? u havin a giggle? dun make me pop u in the gabber
"Promotions" time:
Pizza Guy, who has unfortunately been busy and hasn't had time to be on any porn sets. Regardless, he's a newer member who's already done more for us than most.
Landscribe, who unfortunately lives in a completely ass backwards timezone for us. +1 for sitting in TS with a bunch of children spewing profanities at the top of their lungs.
His royal anus has spoken, long live the ASS PRINCE!
I am actually just cutting myself off from everyone while I work on Strat plans.
On a tangent thought, I wanted to find a funny picture for this comment. However with a google search of "crown on a butt" (so goddamn creative), I kept seeing this guy. Why?
Ok nvm.. apparently his last name is Butt. Still funny to me.
Tazer, words can't explain our feelings for you. Never mind what Applesauce says in or out of your presence, you are held very near and dear to our entire clan.
Even if you have gotten worse. Waaay worse.
O.o. After everything I did for him! That SOB!
O.o. After everything I did for him! That SOB!
And yes. I have gotten far worse. I have noticed too.. Shamefur display.
dick
Don't worry. He is barely a part of Dracul anymore.
We love him as much as we listen to Justin Bieber.
We listen to him a lot
Applesauce is a real dick, I gotta tell you.
And don't worry about it, I think most of us older players are starting to suck dick at the game. I still suck even after having my ping get lowered from 110 to 80 :(
~the lawn(bowler)
We should plan a day where we actually get all(3.7?) of our members online and try to have fun( i know right?) on crpg.shutupnerd.
Sit around on siege, shoot ballistas at eachother, curbstomp whichever shitty clan is stacking at the time, you know, have a good old fashion Dracul circlejerk.
Take some pictures, have applesauce and hanson get drunk off their asses. Have the Ravens and Frisians maybe come on and bring their charm. Finally hold that Taser guy down and make him switch clans already just because I can't stop staring at his ass in the hallways at school during passing periods.
Tinoshi(conqueefador for you crpg nerds) could sing us a couple of ballads. I'm sure we have enough musically challenged individuals here to make some kind of impromptu freestyle band.
Dracul already has a band named "Felching the Freeman"(BUY OUR PORN).
Just some Dracul things. Then we could go crash nippeleonic wars or persistent frontier, and have a giant feast in the town banquet hall or some shit. Make shitty roleplay jokes, or do a drunken line battle.
Make this terrible game actually something we can enjoy again, even if its only for a little while.
I am the ASS PRINCE, and this is my decree.
We party. Like the world is going to end. Not because it is, but because it isn't. Because every day is exactly the same. Because we can.
shutupnerd.
Who are you again?idk must be some random pizza
We should plan a day where we actually get all(3.7?) of our members online and try to have fun( i know right?) on crpg.
Sit around on siege, shoot ballistas at eachother, curbstomp whichever shitty clan is stacking at the time, you know, have a good old fashion Dracul circlejerk.
Take some pictures, have applesauce and hanson get drunk off their asses. Have the Ravens and Frisians maybe come on and bring their charm. Finally hold that Taser guy down and make him switch clans already just because I can't stop staring at his ass in the hallways at school during passing periods.
Tinoshi(conqueefador for you crpg nerds) could sing us a couple of ballads. I'm sure we have enough musically challenged individuals here to make some kind of impromptu freestyle band.
Dracul already has a band named "Felching the Freeman"(BUY OUR PORN).
Just some Dracul things. Then we could go crash nippeleonic wars or persistent frontier, and have a giant feast in the town banquet hall or some shit. Make shitty roleplay jokes, or do a drunken line battle.
Make this terrible game actually something we can enjoy again, even if its only for a little while.
I am the ASS PRINCE, and this is my decree.
We party. Like the world is going to end. Not because it is, but because it isn't. Because every day is exactly the same. Because we can.
Also, we have our own enjin board or some shit:
http://dracul.enjin.com/
Spaghetti!
Seven sieges of Yruma later and people are slowly trickling back into the game, about damn time.
and on the 10th siege, relit rose again
~the book of cup
Karaoke night, Arty!+1
Make it happen!
http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/(raven)-ravens-of-valhalla-(na)/250/*sniffles*
Relit the Old, just come from his endeavors at the Great Hall of Narra, crept into the bedchambers of each of the Draculites/Draculians/Dracul-Americans (whatever).
For Deltah, a set of brass balls. To match his already ardent pair.
For Buttguts, a cloth dipped in chloroform. More a gift to be used on him in reality.
For Larry, forty different sex dolls, each the form of a animal.
For Artyem, a new police baton. His old one broke upon a jaywalkers head.
For Hanson, nothing. Not even a whisper. Except maybe a hug.
Before leaving, Relit the Old, the spry and mean, left upon the table a box marked "For Celinthe".
Little did she know, that inside the box was a simple gift to all. For it was empty and large enough to stuff a body, thrown from on high.
Merry Christmas my friends!
*sniffles*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zoLyXSno4s
Welcome Khako to the clan, so cool that he not only forgave us for attacking him on strat, but he also joined us!
HE WILL BE AVENGED..... oh wait... fuckit... ARTY! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU (You giant bundle of watermelon) !!!!!!!!!!!
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And so Larry The Magical Cheetah, harbinger of doom and owner of the largest, most brutally barbed feline penis in the land began on his quest to roleplay ultra-hot furry humpings on elder scrolls online.
and Relit the Old joined him in his homoerotic quest. Not to participate (because that shit is really gay) but only to watch and use his alchemy skills for something better... Skooma.
Day two of ESO, Relit won't stop talking about sky shards and skooma. I'm afraid he'll have to start working the streets if he wants to keep up this addiction.
http://forum.melee.org/events/na_event-server-admin-and-event-aplication-thread/new/#new
p.s. that is the gayest picture on your first page.
We're inactive as shit, don't apply.
We can't help that there are better games to play.
:shock: You are dead to me.
N'aw, Taser, if I was going to cheat on Dracul with anyone, it'd be you <3
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We're inactive as shit, don't apply.
I played Native for like two hours last night and was instantly reminded of why we all played cRPG instead.
So I literally am in Romania and just saw Dracula's castle.
P.s. Vlad is like a damn super hero here it's kinda awesome.
Latvians have great cheap beer, and the vietnamese just want all my money.