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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: partyboy on August 25, 2011, 10:46:36 pm

Title: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: partyboy on August 25, 2011, 10:46:36 pm
It is well known that ATS was destroyed by the Free Companies of Calradia on behalf of the rightful King of the North Nindurr.  It is also known that they have paid money for the protection of the Mercenaries.  Since ATS does not respond to me on this subforum I have sent word through their current bodyguards that I am looking to finish my war with them.  The challenge was as follows:

Quote from: partyboy
I wish to send them a request.  600 troops, fully armed, to sally forth from whatever hole you're hiding them in.  I wish to do battle with them on even grounds, at a time we both agree to.

If they refuse, I'll leave.  If I win, I'll leave.  If I lose, well, I will have no choice in the matter.

ATS let us finish this one way or another.  You have until my battle with Pablotech is done, and I must either fight you or leave.

BIRD CLAN FOREVER
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: espooo on August 25, 2011, 11:19:28 pm
BIRD CLAN!
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Flawless on August 25, 2011, 11:28:29 pm
Bird CLAN.
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: LordBerenger on August 25, 2011, 11:30:21 pm
BIRD Clan
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Gash on August 26, 2011, 01:12:25 am
Why don't you come on our vent again and ask us for the fourth time if we got anything to waste on your army?

In case you didn't notice, we lost just about everything. We'd love to give you a battle - but if you're going to be retarded about it then you can keep waiting.

By attacking Pablotech, you've just delayed your battle since his troops were to be given to me. He has no gold on him.

Have fun
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: SPQR on August 26, 2011, 01:19:21 am
Quote from: coward talk on August 26, 2011, 01:12:25 am
Why don't you come on our vent again and ask us for the fourth time if we got anything to waste on your army?

In case you didn't notice, we lost just about everything. We'd love to give you a battle - but if you're going to be retarded about it then you can keep waiting.

By attacking Pablotech, you've just delayed your battle since his troops were to be given to me. He has no gold on him.

Have fun

It's ok to be afraid of BIRD CLAN. They are fierce-some.
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Matey on August 26, 2011, 01:39:49 am
BIRD CLAN
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Slantedfloors on August 26, 2011, 01:45:20 am
Quote from: Gash on August 26, 2011, 01:12:25 am
Why don't you come on our vent again and ask us for the fourth time if we got anything to waste on your army?

In case you didn't notice, we lost just about everything. We'd love to give you a battle - but if you're going to be retarded about it then you can keep waiting.

By attacking Pablotech, you've just delayed your battle since his troops were to be given to me. He has no gold on him.

Have fun
It's okay, you can just say you're afraid. No one will judge you.

We're all terrified
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: partyboy on August 26, 2011, 02:05:45 am
Quote from: Gash on August 26, 2011, 01:12:25 am
Why don't you come on our vent again and ask us for the fourth time if we got anything to waste on your army?

In case you didn't notice, we lost just about everything. We'd love to give you a battle - but if you're going to be retarded about it then you can keep waiting.

By attacking Pablotech, you've just delayed your battle since his troops were to be given to me. He has no gold on him.

Have fun

Perhaps I could convince Goretooth to lend you some
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Jarlek on August 26, 2011, 02:24:39 am
CLAN BIRD!
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Mtemtko on August 26, 2011, 03:21:56 am
Didn't expect ATS to fall so quickly *shrugs*

BIRD CLAN.
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: partyboy on August 26, 2011, 03:36:04 am
I had to go get a hair cut, so I missed my battle. Did anyone from my side show?  That'd be a pretty funny way for this to end, if I lost them all.
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Keshian on August 26, 2011, 04:00:53 am
The BIRD clan extermination of everybody will only end when everyone adds BIRD to their tags... and then Strategus shall be wiped as one clan owns everything.
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: PointBlank9 on August 26, 2011, 04:02:15 am
BIRD CLAN
I know I'm terrified of them.
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: JihadistMexican on August 26, 2011, 04:05:59 am
BIRD CLAN.

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Post by: partyboy on August 26, 2011, 04:48:05 am
Phew, my babies are all still there.
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: dynamike on August 26, 2011, 03:20:10 pm
CANARY CLAN !
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 26, 2011, 08:16:56 pm
YEAH CANARY CLAN FOR LIFE!
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: partyboy on August 27, 2011, 12:06:44 am
I see the bait and I am not taking it
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: dynamike on August 27, 2011, 12:23:55 am
Not even if we hide it in BIRD FOOD ?
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Earthdforce on August 27, 2011, 12:37:59 am
Quote from: dynamike on August 27, 2011, 12:23:55 am
Not even if we hide it in BIRD FOOD ?
You sound like the coyote!
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: partyboy on August 27, 2011, 12:42:18 am
The BIRD FOOD was the bait.

Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: dynamike on August 27, 2011, 02:16:26 am
Quote from: Earthdforce on August 27, 2011, 12:37:59 am
You sound like the coyote!

My BIRD CAGE shall not remain empty for long! Mwahahaha!
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Lordark on August 27, 2011, 11:18:09 am
Thats some funny shit mang!
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Post by: Gmnotutoo on August 28, 2011, 10:13:37 am
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Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Sphinxer on August 29, 2011, 05:47:18 am
I have nightmares at night that BIRD clan are coming for me next :(
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: dynamike on August 29, 2011, 07:23:45 pm
Quote from: Sphinxer on August 29, 2011, 05:47:18 am
I have nightmares at night that BIRD clan are coming for me next :(

BIRD FLU is what scares me more.



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Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Keshian on August 29, 2011, 07:31:01 pm
Partyboy, I think your challenge has been accepted.  The ATS are amassing troops near Amere.  Though I think they are too intimidated to take you on with your 600 troops until they have at least 1800, may take a little longer.  May god go with you... oh wait what am I saying BIRD clan is already led by a Godking so of course god is with them.
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Wiegraf_BRD on August 29, 2011, 08:06:06 pm
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I have nightmares at night that BIRD clan are coming for me next

I have nightmares at night that Alfred Hitchcock is coming to get me, with birds, at night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D15HPy4x73g&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: partyboy on August 30, 2011, 05:14:10 am
Quote from: Keshian on August 29, 2011, 07:31:01 pm
Partyboy, I think your challenge has been accepted.  The ATS are amassing troops near Amere.  Though I think they are too intimidated to take you on with your 600 troops until they have at least 1800, may take a little longer.  May god go with you... oh wait what am I saying BIRD clan is already led by a Godking so of course god is with them.

Gash was out in the open in the safety of the merc lands because he knew the mercs would attack me before I got to him.  To leave was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

But I will be back.
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Beauchamp on August 30, 2011, 11:04:40 am
ats was just a sandbox clan
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: dynamike on August 30, 2011, 11:28:52 pm
Quote from: Beauchamp on August 30, 2011, 11:04:40 am
ats was just a dickinabox clan

 Ecko is Justin Timberlake! I knew it! :shock:
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Gash on August 31, 2011, 02:29:05 am
lol. Hey Partyboy, if you really want to fight so much, lets set a scrim 20 vs 20 or something on the server.

I gain nothing in fighting you in strat except waste of resources and troops. If you want to intercept my army at some point when I leave - feel free to wait. We'll fight then.
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: partyboy on August 31, 2011, 05:02:51 am
INTERNET HONOUR

Also, as BIRD CLAN membership is extremely exclusive, most of my battle roster is filled with Official Friends of BIRD CLAN, and to get them all together one one server for no reward would be like herding birds.
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: dynamike on August 31, 2011, 02:55:22 pm
As TOP BIRD of the honorable CANARY CLAN I will always stand by my BIRD FRIENDS, holding our BIRD BEAK proud in the wind, flying on swift BIRD WINGS to the aid of all oppressed BIRD FOLK all around the BIRD HOUSE.

May the BIRRTLE... uhm... battle be ours!

BIRD LOVE!
Title: Re: AN OPEN INVITATION TO THE COWARDLY ATS
Post by: Keshian on September 01, 2011, 01:13:04 pm
Quote from: dynamike on August 31, 2011, 02:55:22 pm
As TOP BIRD of the honorable CANARY CLAN I will always stand by my BIRD FRIENDS, holding our BIRD BEAK proud in the wind, flying on swift BIRD WINGS to the aid of all oppressed BIRD FOLK all around the BIRD HOUSE.

May the BIRRTLE... uhm... battle be ours!

BIRD LOVE!

Sounds like the true BIRD clan has found  a new target - removal of all foul impostors.  Beware the wrath of almighty Godking Partboy of BIRD!!!