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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: MadMac on August 25, 2011, 07:03:11 am

Title: Squash the french!
Post by: MadMac on August 25, 2011, 07:03:11 am
The IV Legion is mopping up the French. Enlist today and you get:

o Mail Coif
o Leather Gloves (handmade by the skilled Afgoonistanians of Ayn Assuadi)
o Red Tunic over Mail shirt
o Russian Cavalry boots or Mail Chausses

We will arm you with:

o A good sword, and Sheild!
o Bows, Crossbows, or Darts!
o Bastard swords
o Spears and Pikes!


Skilled horsemen will be provided for with lances, good helms, and armour. Soldiers who excel on the battlefield will be justly rewarded!



The battle will be Thursday 2151 EST, D'haran Legion vs Pecores, join our teamspeak3 so you can hear orders for the battle.
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Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: SPQR on August 25, 2011, 09:12:41 am
They mostly haven't been showing up, sadly. Hopefully you guys get some better fights than we've been getting!
Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: Mendro on August 25, 2011, 02:29:28 pm
Damn , I'm so afraid
Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: Cowstomper on August 25, 2011, 09:26:33 pm
Damn , I'm so afraid

That's fairly obvious.
Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: Lord_Panos on August 25, 2011, 09:28:56 pm
Damn , I'm so afraid

True french.
Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: Blondin on August 25, 2011, 10:48:29 pm
Damn , I'm so poor

True greek.
Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: isatis on August 25, 2011, 11:15:51 pm

We will arm you with:

o A good sword, and Sheild!
o Bows, Crossbows, or Darts!
o Bastard swords
o Spears and Pikes!


ok but i wonder how many ranged you'll get without munition... (arrow/ bolt...)

Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: Lord_Panos on August 25, 2011, 11:37:22 pm
True greek.

hey blondin i have a tip for u man

If u install your software in french version,THEY RUN A LOT FASTER

W0L0L0000000000
 
Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: Digglez on August 26, 2011, 05:18:22 am
hey blondin i have a tip for u man

If u install your software in french version,THEY RUN A LOT FASTER

W0L0L0000000000

hah! good one.

i noticed this too late or I might have been around to help ya Mac
Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: Gheritarish le Loki on August 26, 2011, 11:56:54 am
hey blondin i have a tip for u man

If u install your software in french version,THEY RUN A LOT FASTER

W0L0L0000000000

At least they will not take you your jokes, it's free!

Btw did you know that all joke about greeks are talking of homosexuality?



Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: Inequity on August 26, 2011, 10:26:28 pm
At least they will not take you your jokes, it's free!

Btw did you know that all joke about greeks are talking of homosexuality?

what
Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: Lord_Panos on August 26, 2011, 10:49:33 pm
At least they will not take you your jokes, it's free!

Btw did you know that all joke about greeks are talking of homosexuality?


please tell me one.
Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: LordBerenger on August 26, 2011, 11:06:29 pm

please tell me one.

Once upon a time a greek old man, a  young turk and a old croatian decided to follow their catholic croatian friend to show them around the church and sat down inside a church.

The croatian whispered to the turk, are you okay with being in a church considering you are a muslim. Turk said yes, Islam is all about peace, harmony and understanding. Then the croatian asked if the Greek is okay being inside a church considering he is a jew. The greek said ''Yes it suits me just perfectely to be inside this catholic church, the catholics and i share alot in common...OH LOOK A YOUNG MAN!''.

*Pulls down pants and runs after the young college student*.

THE END!
Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: Teeth on August 27, 2011, 04:32:19 pm
Once upon a time a greek old man, a  young turk and a old croatian decided to follow their catholic croatian friend to show them around the church and sat down inside a church.

The croatian whispered to the turk, are you okay with being in a church considering you are a muslim. Turk said yes, Islam is all about peace, harmony and understanding. Then the croatian asked if the Greek is okay being inside a church considering he is a jew. The greek said ''Yes it suits me just perfectely to be inside this catholic church, the catholics and i share alot in common...OH LOOK A YOUNG MAN!''.

*Pulls down pants and runs after the young college student*.

THE END!
What is this, I don't even
Title: Re: Squash the french!
Post by: LordBerenger on August 27, 2011, 04:34:01 pm
What is this, I don't even

It's a 5-star story that's what it is!