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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: BaldRider on August 15, 2011, 08:58:44 pm

Title: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: BaldRider on August 15, 2011, 08:58:44 pm
the 22nd Battalion of Plazekstan declares war upon RuConquista.

Our secret informant agency have given us reason to believe that those who call themselves RuConquista have infringed upon the supremacy of the Plazekstanian nation.
Therefore we will submit them to martial court by the backstabbing blade they have been found guilty of wielding.
By plotting against Plazekstan and her allies, RuConquista are deemed enemies of the state and will be put down like a rabid dog.

We march for Jelbegi, to reclaim lands that rightfully belong to us.
They have soiled our lands with the acts of cloak and dagger operations and must be purged in the name of everything that we hold holy.

Yours,
Steward Commander BaldRider.
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Mtemtko on August 15, 2011, 09:02:58 pm
Oh snap.
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: okiN on August 15, 2011, 09:10:41 pm
Well, there's a thing.
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Darkkarma on August 15, 2011, 09:19:01 pm
I would love to know how these diplomatic discussions went (assuming they happened at all).
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: VVarlord on August 15, 2011, 09:23:43 pm
TO VVAR!!!

TO VVAR!!!

TO VVAR!!!
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Segd on August 15, 2011, 09:37:14 pm
lol I thought you was something like allies
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Clown on August 16, 2011, 04:59:33 pm
I would love to know how these diplomatic discussions went (assuming they happened at all).

there were no discussions at all.
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: DimaUrban on August 16, 2011, 05:00:59 pm
I couldn't belive for long time that 22nd attacked us. They were my ally, but the most difficult thing to believe was their attack without any word about it. As they said I "was planing  against their ally, and I didnt say anything to them about it", ok about what ally are we talking about? I was planing things againt The Union, but somehow they appeared to be 22nd battalions' allies, even though I told that I won't join allies who are allied with STR (now The Union) way before we settled near Jelbegi castle, beacuse STR were planing against RuConquista by going to other team's channels and they were putting other factions up to attack us and it was when we were in UIF. And the last thing I've heard from 22nd was:

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Phyrex: There?
Don_Phat_Tony: yes\
Phyrex: I can't be arsed to write what plazek said so I'll just copy paste, had to go afk there
Don_Phat_Tony: sure
Phyrex: Plazek: tell them they will have bigger problems if they fight against that coalition
Plazek: and that there are diplomatic agreements they are unaware of
Plazek: also
Plazek: that if they stay on good relations
Plazek: with the legio
Plazek: and the risen
Plazek: by not fighting against them
Plazek: it will help them a lot
Plazek: should the union every try anything stupid
Phyrex: So yeah, there's some agreements and stuff
Phyrex: I don't think you guys fighting them will have much of an impact at the moment
Phyrex: Just later on :P
Don_Phat_Tony: thats what i told Dima
Don_Phat_Tony: but okay, i'll let him know that doing stuff like that is not good idea right now

 And even if I'm that evil, who was always planned to attack peaceful Union, did I really deserved this backstab, can it be somehow justified? I think no. The most painful move was from 22nd, the faction wich I liked and respected, their aims were on the first place for me, just beacuse I settled near them and didn't ask for too much, do I really deserve it? It looks like it was done just to make the most epic betreyal in strategus history...
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Lako on August 16, 2011, 05:04:27 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXASkOIg8_I
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Blondin on August 16, 2011, 05:09:58 pm
Indeed epic.

That's what i like in strategus, there is so many factor in diplomacy, hiden plot, hiden alliance, hiden interest, etc.

But i would had never think 22nd could attack a former UIF member, things change and it's good for the overall interest of strat.
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: 3ABP on August 16, 2011, 06:39:49 pm
It's not a wise to jumping around between sides\coalitions\factions, trying string along e.t.c.
Especially to join to the coalition\side which planning to attack someone of ex-allies and don't wait a reaction.
And then screw around and say what you don't understand what happens and why.
How smart are you really?
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Kazak on August 16, 2011, 07:02:43 pm
@ 3ABP:
I was planing things againt The Union, but somehow they appeared to be 22nd battalions' allies,

I was planing things againt The Union, but somehow they appeared to be 22nd battalions' allies,

I was planing things againt The Union, but somehow they appeared to be 22nd battalions' allies,

I was planing things againt The Union, but somehow they appeared to be 22nd battalions' allies,

Did you read that line? He didn't know that Union was 22nd allies and 22nd were too lazy to come to our channel and say who is their  ally.

@ 22nd Battalion and to everyone else.

Quote
Phyrex: There?
Don_Phat_Tony: yes\
Phyrex: I can't be arsed to write what plazek said so I'll just copy paste, had to go afk there
Don_Phat_Tony: sure
Phyrex: Plazek: tell them they will have bigger problems if they fight against that coalition
Plazek: and that there are diplomatic agreements they are unaware of
Plazek: also
Plazek: that if they stay on good relations
Plazek: with the legio
Plazek: and the risen
Plazek: by not fighting against them
Plazek: it will help them a lot
Plazek: should the union every try anything stupid
Phyrex: So yeah, there's some agreements and stuff
Phyrex: I don't think you guys fighting them will have much of an impact at the moment
Phyrex: Just later on :P
Don_Phat_Tony: thats what i told Dima
Don_Phat_Tony: but okay, i'll let him know that doing stuff like that is not good idea right now

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and that there are diplomatic agreements they are unaware of

like 22nd was in alliance with The Union or what?

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tell them they will have bigger problems if they fight against that coalition

T (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,7077.0.html)H (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,20.0.html)A (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,7227.0.html)T (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,1652.0.html) coalition? So that means that uhmm........ Ok nvm cause it looks kinda interesting.

@ Everyone else:

It's up to you guys to decide who backstabed whom.


P.S.: Calling us "rabid dog." clearyfies it all, now all of us know how you thing about others when you make mistakes.
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: 3ABP on August 16, 2011, 07:20:25 pm
Wow, it's so impressive.
May be it would be nice to take a little rest from the game?
Live in love, not in hate.

Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Kazak on August 16, 2011, 07:35:26 pm
Wow, it's so impressive.
May be it would be nice to take a little rest from the game?
Live in love, not in hate.
You started to find hate in my words. It's me who needs to have a little rest?
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: 3ABP on August 16, 2011, 07:42:37 pm
Relax friend, it's just a game, isn't it?
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Nessaj on August 16, 2011, 10:13:26 pm
Ha ha, some how "We stand behind you Lord DimaUrban" comes to mind..

Anyway so what everyone could gain from this thread is that the 22nd/greys are plotting secretly with Risen and Legio (and their coalition).
Which means the map is pretty much drawn up into two main "parts" for now - except that one half is vigorously organized and the other isn't, and very casual + plus likes to fight it self.

Time for a World War!

Please wait 9 days though before initiating though :(
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Karmazyn on August 16, 2011, 11:07:10 pm
Plazekstan declares war upon RuConquista (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIyU8ndUzdQ)
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Zaharist on August 17, 2011, 12:32:33 am
Plazekstan - mongol?
Conquista - russia?

youtube fail.
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Thovex on August 17, 2011, 01:24:55 am
Ha ha, some how "We stand behind you Lord DimaUrban" comes to mind..

Anyway so what everyone could gain from this thread is that the 22nd/greys are plotting secretly with Risen and Legio (and their coalition).
Which means the map is pretty much drawn up into two main "parts" for now - except that one half is vigorously organized and the other isn't, and very casual + plus likes to fight it self.

Time for a World War!

Please wait 9 days though before initiating though :(

To be honest if you get a fella humbly asking you to apply for bla bla I'll tell my guys to apply.

Haven't seen RuConquista asking us for help and their roster was full, so why bother fighting for them if we can all apply to the opposite side as well?

Even for fallens. :lol:
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Siiem on August 17, 2011, 01:47:04 am
TO GLORIOUS BATTLE MEN (and Vvarlord :rolleyes:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCG_ETMZvyg&feature=player_detailpage#t=10s
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Jarlek on August 17, 2011, 01:53:05 am
I just want to fight battles without being hacked/bugged/glitched. That's why 22nd vs RuConquista are nice to fight in. They all play fair :D
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on August 17, 2011, 03:39:06 am
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Phyrex: Plazek: tell them they will have bigger problems if they fight against that coalition
Plazek: and that there are diplomatic agreements they are unaware of

Good quote you made there, Kazak.

We warned you, we told you there were agreements you were not aware of.

We told you acting against the Union/Legio/Risen Coalition would end badly for you.

What did you do?

You acted against them.

What happened?

It ended badly for you.

---

Call that a backstab if you will but you were the one who made these plans against our allies. You were the one who ignored our warning. You were the one who did not tell us of your plans, risking to draw us into a war we could not and would not fight if we honoured our alliance with you.

I told you already, I was sorry we had to resort to these actions, however we had no choice. We offered to provide good terms of surrender if you surrendered, you refused, preferring instead annihilation. I had no pleasure from our attacks today, just sadness at the loss of a once good ally.
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Amo_the_Grey on August 17, 2011, 09:36:52 am
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I'm sad because Grey's secret power was used again, but traitors must be punished, so I had no choice. I used Great Rainbow Beam of Vomits. Our former ally was punished. No mercy for traitors.
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Kazak on August 17, 2011, 11:29:59 am
No mercy for traitors.
+1
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: VVarlord on August 17, 2011, 11:50:31 am
TO GLORIOUS BATTLE MEN (and Vvarlord :rolleyes:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCG_ETMZvyg&feature=player_detailpage#t=10s

He loves me !! He really loves me!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo&feature=related

More along these lines i think.
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 17, 2011, 02:15:24 pm
Shit just got REAL
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Dunecat on August 17, 2011, 04:04:21 pm
He loves me !! He really loves me!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo&feature=related

More along these lines i think.
Stop crawling out from 'ere. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_Valley)
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Mephisto on August 24, 2011, 05:06:53 pm
Damn this is better than cinema!

/me puts on 3D glasses and eats popcorn


This is even more complicated than the Argentinian soap operas my grandma watches.

You know, those where it turns out my mother is a relative to your grandson who is brother of mine and i secretly fall in love with my cousin but i dont know it yet and then i get run over with a bicycle and i loose my eyesight which leads to a new love but this time, it's a stranger.

Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Mtemtko on August 25, 2011, 03:10:19 am
Good quote you made there, Kazak.

We warned you, we told you there were agreements you were not aware of.

We told you acting against the Union/Legio/Risen Coalition would end badly for you.

What did you do?

You acted against them.

What happened?

It ended badly for you.

---

Call that a backstab if you will but you were the one who made these plans against our allies. You were the one who ignored our warning. You were the one who did not tell us of your plans, risking to draw us into a war we could not and would not fight if we honoured our alliance with you.

I told you already, I was sorry we had to resort to these actions, however we had no choice. We offered to provide good terms of surrender if you surrendered, you refused, preferring instead annihilation. I had no pleasure from our attacks today, just sadness at the loss of a once good ally.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn6i3MvKrVk&feature=related
Title: Re: Plazekstan declares war
Post by: Kazak on August 25, 2011, 12:02:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn6i3MvKrVk&feature=related
Bulls eye =D