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Real Man store is back!
Welcome to Real Man Store
Store rules
No girlish items (if you wanna buy nuiweidao, or courser, or bride shoes, or arbalest, or lance, or black lamellar, or other backstabbing girl's things - this is wrong place. Get out)
Preferred items - weapon with blunt and pierce damage. Brutal weapons. Ugly armors. Crazy things. I'll decide what is crazy\brutal\ugly enough myself.
Members of manly enough factions will get 5% discount.
Current manly enough factions: templars, mercs.
My current item list:
Weapons
War Bow
Bec de Corbin
Long Hafted Blade
Horn Bow
German Great Sword
Elegant Poleaxe
Tatar Arrows
Mace
Longsword
Armors
Lamellar vest
Tribal Warrior Outfit
Mail Gauntlets (reserved)
Sharp bodkins
Store looking for: +3 low-tier armors\gloves \ +3 Rouncey, Money (This store is expensive one. Real Man must have money).
Not interested in 1H, Shields, Horses, Throwing, Xbows.
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Ugly, stylish and deadly
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Swing Damage (1 point less than MW Longsword)
Cost
Style - fight like a real man
Weight - less chances to be stunned\more chances to stun opponent
Cons
No thrust attack (who need thrust attack, if you have such swing damage?)
You can buy it (pm me your offers, or write right here)
or
You can trade it for:
Lightweight +3 armors
Hardened leather gloves
Bec + money
warbow + money
longbow
Sold
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Hit, Knockdown, Knockout
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Blunt Damage (for expert tincan smasher)
Knockdown - lifesaver and deathbringer
Cost
Lehgth
Weight - long live stun
Requirements (you can make 15\24 monkey with deathbringer)
Style - fight brytal, like a real man
Cons
Unbalanced (one word - footwork)
You can buy it
Or trade it for:
Lightweight +3 armors
Hardened leather gloves
Bec
warbow
longbow
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Length should be at cons.
You didn't trade this for the cleaver, did you? :|
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Well, I have a bit time to teach you Fish
In 2H category weapons with knockdown has:
Maul - 69 Length
Mace - 70 Length
Studded warclub - 92 Length
Goedendag - 117 Length
Mallet - 71 Length
Long Iron Mace - 95 Length
Great Maul - 95 Length
Bar mace with 96 length take second place.
Second place in weapon category can't be cons.
Real man's dont need Great Lance to kill enemy. They prefer to look in enemy's eyes.
No, I still have military cleaver.
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I'd love to have that.
You don't happen to be interested in trading it for a MW Langes Messer, do you?
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Langes Messer is good thingy (expensive a little bit), but I'm looking for Bec or bows, or armors.
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You are not allowed to open several topics for each item you are buying or selling, only 1 topic containing all items is permitted.
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Crush, Kill and Destroy
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Crushthrough
Knockdown
Blunt damage
Style
Cons
Length
Speed
Well. Put plate, and charge them with overhead.
PM me your offers
Gone
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If you ask me, go for medium-heavy armour, not for tincan plate. Itll slow you down too much.
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Even Real man's someday have troubles with camping monkeys.
Buy this thingy and just shoot them to death.
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Pierce damage - laugh at archers with his cut damage bows.
1 slot weapon - take your brutal 2hander with you.
Same damage as Siege Crossbow in Native
Good accuracy (enough for headshotting at medium range with 100 wpf)
Sold
Cons
Dont know any. As we all know Devs love crossbows, - so do not expect to find any negative feature.
PM me your offers.
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Ugly Archer Coat
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Pro
Weight (any penalty to accuracy, athletics) Combine it with Mail Gauntlets and sturdy enough boots, and you'll survive arbalest bolt.
Very good leg armor
Color (you'll blending with surroundings at deserts and grass)
Style - be Ugly. Like Chimp, Pululu and other famous archers.
Price - budget enough to gather money
Cons
Yes, black armor is more durable. But who the fock need this damn black armor.
Best armor in light weigth category.
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I want to trade my manly item to your manly item.
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This thing can kill horseman and horse in one hit.
Rare thing, even in my store.
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Length
Thrust damage
Swing damage
Weight
Stun
Bonus against shield - Shielder's horror
Cons
Weapon speed (yes, just imagine this thingy with 100 speed)
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Stab them in da face
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German quality
Thrust damage
Style
Lolspin
Cons
Price (Yes, german thingy is pricey)
Gone to manly enough merc
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+3 hornbow and 100k for the barmace
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Little, ugly Beast
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1 slot twohander
Fast. Damn fast.
Knockdown
Blunt damage
Weight
Price
Cons
Nothing
Gone
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what good weapon can i have for mw horn and 150k. german gsword? poleaxe?
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Whiskey, Mountain, Claymore
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Crazy swing damage
Weight (can stun enemy weapon)
Cost (in comparison with other greatswords)
European sword with high damage that can be sheathed
Cons
Length
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sure. put up the offer :)
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Personally I hate this thing
But too many people love it
Buy it, and I'll hate\love you too
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Lenght
Speed
Damage
One of the best swords for 1H cavalry
I hate those who combine this thingy with Huscarl Shield. But it's effective combo.
Cons
With new soak parameters? Nothing.
Gone
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Pick one:
My Mighty "the beast" Morningstar or
Mw Rus Bow
for your Manly German Greatsword
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TBH I prefer to buy your Rus bow. What about 950k right here right now?
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Sorry, only for trade. And about the rus bow, I'm lending it to a friend, So I can't trade it before he gets back online, hopefully today.
Or Maybe MW Sword of War for that German Greatsword?
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Hates off mates...
This is - Bec!
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Pierce damage
Swing pierce damage (there are only 2 such pole in game)
Thrust damage
Speed
Polestun
Cons
Length (this thingy is so fockin short, that must be 1 slot thingy)
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A weapon with that damage as a one slot? lol.
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Save your fingers intact,
if you like to punch enemy in the face
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Weight
Armor
Price
Cons
Nothing
P.S. This thingy is NOT for sale, all what I want it's same thingy but in red color. You know, I don't like to wash this thingy up, after every succesful punch in enemy face.
Gone
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Ugly, like german pr0n
Deadly, like german tank
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German
Ugly
Swing damage (more than Danish)
Thrust damage (More than German)
Polestun
Bonus against shield - Shielder's horror
Cons
Pricey - like all german things
Gone
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Time to bump this awesome store
I'm looking for Rus bow, Longbow, armors and money.
If you wanna just swap weapon for weapon - be ready to add money.
Feel free to pm or write right here.
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Interested in lordly light mail and plate? :D its ugly enough for you i think ^^
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Well, Osiris, I like Templars as manly enough faction, but I suspect that this armor is from country of Elegant poleaxes, Turret hats and other «beauty» thingies. Can you answer me, where did you find this thingy? I'll never beleive that you wear it.
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I took it off the dead body of one of them chaos guys! it was a glorious victory
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Aha, so you just undress one of the dead Chaos officers. Well. What do you wanna trade this armor for?
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I want the bec, and I've got a +2 lhb, loom point, +3 crossbow, and gold if you're interested in any of that.
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Oh, thank you for reminder Earth
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Oh, thank you for reminder Earth
You sold it?
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Foggot's Slash
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Pro
Length
Speed
Usable on horse (you can slash from horse)
Good slash damage
Polestun
Price
Horse stopper
Cons
For this price and stats - nothing
Not so ugly as I like
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Lol. Sooo, is that a no on the bec?
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No. I still have my Bec. But I'm not interested in Crossbow. At least in Crossbow without big sum of money for my precious Bec.
or crossbow + loompoint.
Yes. I know. I'm greedy fockin bastard. But I'm bastard with Bec in store.
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No. I still have my Bec. But I'm not interested in Crossbow. At least in Crossbow without big sum of money for my precious Bec.
or crossbow + loompoint.
Yes. I know. I'm greedy fockin bastard. But I'm bastard with Bec in store.
What about my LHB (doubt it) or a Langes?
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You, your bow and 81 arrows
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HAAATTEEEE!!!1111!
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!1! slot bow. You can have bow, 27 arrows and great maul. Have a style man.
Awesome accuracy
Awesome projectile speed (not so awesome like nonnerfed xbows, but this thing rock's in comparison with high-tier bows)
Requirements. You can make 15\24 runner. Or 24\15 hardhitter. 140+ wpf is enough for this bow.
Weapon speed
Usable on horse
Price
Cons
Cut damage (go and throw another stone at balance team)
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I have MW LHB. Not interested in +2 LHB.
Langes messer? No. Its too expensive for 1 wpf (backup weapon), and not so good for 170 wpf (main weapon).
Good thingy but with triple cost of mace and without 2H thrust attack. This is my opinion about Langes.
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what would you be willing to offer for the armour? gold?
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Langes messer? No. Its too expensive for 1 wpf (backup weapon), and not so good for 170 wpf (main weapon).
Good thingy but with triple cost of mace and without 2H thrust attack. This is my opinion about Langes.
Use it with a shield. It's range, speed and damage are nicely balanced, making it a very usefull tool for it's price.
In 2h mode it's thrust deals more damage than the katana thrust (allthough being shorter), the damage is equal to that of a MW katana and the speed is only slightly lower.
Biggest pro: It doesn't make you look like a weeaboo!
Also:
BUMP
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PM'd
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And the other PM :oops: forgot to had something.
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Pro gear for Shock Trooper
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Price. You'll laugh any time you'll receive a bill for repairing. Great money saver.
Weight. You can have heavy weapon, 2 slots of throwing but still have all your wpf and running speed
Colour. use camouflage whenever you can.
Very good legs armor for this weight.
Best armor in this weight category.
Cons
This thingy can't have cons. This is impossible.
Remember, there are no Excessive armor points in cRPG. Even 1 armor point above your average can help you to endure arbalest bolt for example. You can't be Effective if you are dead.
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what would you be willing to offer for the armour? gold?
Meh, I only have 800k atm. Doubt that you'll sell your armor for this money.
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Bump to glory!
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Hey impostor,
Have you got an arms?
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Never boring - just choose another arms
Price
Good leg armor
Awesome body armor
Good weight (you'll need at least 5 athletics)
Cons
Nothing
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Still looking for:
+3 barbed arrows
+3 Leather gloves
+3 longbow
+3 warbow
+3 head armor (nordic theme, rus theme)
+3 mail chausses
Money
If you want exchange your weapon for my weapon - be ready to add money
If you want exchange your weapon for my armor - be ready to add even more money
There are many weapons that I'm interested in.
And even more weapons that I'm hate.
Feel free to check.
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Too bad you don't have that military cleaver anymore, could've traded it with my long bow.
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Sorry, offer was too good Spawny.
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Lerva has one now, I'll just have to pry it from his cold, dead fingers.
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u got pms!
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pm price for bec in gold
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It's Great. It has pointy head and sharp edges. It's the Great Sword.
This Masterworked beast for your MW Long Hafted Blade.
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u got pms
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im willing to trade my mw long bow for ur mw poleaxe. if ur interested.
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Lordly Chapel De Fer for the German?
Can throw in 50k if you like?
Its great cos you can use it as a portable toilet if you need a shit and theres nowhere to sit.
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interested in mighty morningstar?
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how much gold would you want for the heraldic mail or would you trade it for a lordly helmet?
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Is a Mighty Morningstar crazy brutal or ugly enough for your collection??
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wanna buy studded leather coat for monezzz. pmed too ;)
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this guy still on forums? i sent him few pms, no answer...
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Best hand armor (nuff said)
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Price
+13 to body armor.... just imagine...
Weight - even archer can use it (old, bearded archers love this thingy)
Cons
Nothing
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Poke, poke... all dead...
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Price
Thrust damage (horse killer)
Speed (faster than other greatswords)
Color (this thingy almost invisible at many grey siege maps)
One of the best dueling swords in game
Cons
Length (well, if you are know something about footwork, you'll kill any enemy woth this sword)
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Lazy enough to run for the enemy?
Shoot them all just from spawn... Let enemy dance for you!
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Accuracy
Weapon Speed
Damage
Projectile speed
Cons
2 slot weapon
Cut damage (yes, funny)
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Hate to spend all your money's for bodkin's?
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Ammo count
Damage
Price
Cons
Nothing
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Well, mates. I'm back. Got some issues IRL. Sorry for nonanswered pm's - if you still interested in my items, write me.
My current item list:
Weapons
Great Sword
War Bow
Bec de Corbin
Long Hafted Blade
Horn Bow
Bar mace
Poleaxe
Highland Claymore
Tatar Arrows
Armors
Heraldic Mail with Tabard
Steppe Armor
Studded leather coat
Mail Gauntlets
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answer the pms, goddamn it!
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Aljo
I can sell ugly studded leather for 1.375m
And please, stop offering me GLA. Offer me Longbow or something interesting instead.
Lerva
Yes, I'm looking for longbow. If you are still interested - pm me.
Heres Ronnie
Yes, I like morningstar. PM me, let's look what we can do about it.
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Poleaxe? Got a +2 and a loompoint
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Aljo
I can sell ugly studded leather for 1.375m
And please, stop offering me GLA. Offer me Longbow or something interesting instead.
my last pms to you:
"how much for studded leather coat?"
"u still have that studded coat? i can give u mighty gla+money or just money.
regards"
You have problems reading this? two times I offered money, one of those times i wanted to check if u want gla after all.
first, gla is gone.
second, i could buy 3 loom points for cheaper and get that armor.
third, ur not worthy of mw longbow if u come up with retarted prices like that.
its like if i would say "You can suck my d**k for a mil. Sounds good?"
enjoy that armor.
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Ok, you can go and buy loompoints and loom your own studded leather. If you do not have money - do not bother me with your offers again.
Got it? My store, my prices, my rules.
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pmd
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MW flamberge? (Real man's Items [many good things for killing). i could trade it against the greatsword. or barmace.
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Hmmm, how much for the MW Great Sword?
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Ok, you can go and buy loompoints and loom your own studded leather. If you do not have money - do not bother me with your offers again.
I have probably more money than you but I am not rdy to spend it on retarted guy's offer.
Ur looms or gold cant buy u out of ur own idiocy.
Ur store, ur fail indeed.
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Ok Aljo, I'll pay you 5 crpg golds for every bumping post in my topic. Just after 275000 posts you'll be able to buy this armor. Deal?
Go, find another +3 studded leather at market, or continue to amuse me with your comments here.
Wayyyyyne
900k for great sword
Kisstuss
Not interested in Flamberge mate. Do you have something else for trade?
My current item list:
Weapons
Great Sword
War Bow
Bec de Corbin
Long Hafted Blade
Horn Bow
Bar mace
German Poleaxe
Highland Claymore
Tatar Arrows
Armors
Nordic Warlord Helmet
Steppe Armor
Studded leather coat
Mail Gauntlets (reserved)
Thick Green tunic over mail
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any 2h wep or armor for mighty great long axe?
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Sorry Joosto, I don't like GLA. Yes, it's ugly enough, but I do not like to trade item that I dont like personally.
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Store closed until 18 september.
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Real man's store is back
My current item list:
Weapons
War Bow
Bec de Corbin
Long Hafted Blade
Horn Bow
Bar mace
German Poleaxe
Tatar Arrows
Armors
Steppe Armor
Studded leather coat
Lamellar Vest
Mail Gauntlets (reserved)
Sharp bodkins
Thick Green tunic over mail
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bec a man weapon?
NO WAY
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Yes, Bec is manly because Bec do not have:
crushtrough
bonus against shield
Knockdown
Secondary mode
Any of this gay ability.
More manly is only kick.
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sorry but bec is so gay i would be ashamed of holding one, and shieldbreaking is for real mans :P
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Nah, Shields is Gay, xbows is Gay, armor is Gay.
Weapon can't be gay.
Some people can instead.
Wanna another round of ale Franky?
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pm´d
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Nah, Shields is Gay, xbows is Gay, armor is Gay.
Weapon can't be gay.
Some people can instead.
Wanna another round of ale Franky?
you should say FUCKING THANK YOU FRANKY FOR THE FREE BUMPS, and btw, anybody with a bi of brain will confirm bec is gay :)
cheers and gl with your deals :D
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sold
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No thanks if you stopping bumping Franky. And you know - gay's always behind you. Beware:)
I think it's time to make another gay-talk in your shop
My current item list:
Weapons
War Bow
Bec de Corbin
Long Hafted Blade
Horn Bow
Bar mace
German Poleaxe
Tatar Arrows
Armors
Steppe Armor
Studded leather coat
Lamellar Vest
Mail Gauntlets (reserved)
Sharp bodkins
Thick Green tunic over mail
LOOMPOINT! 1m for retire. balanced build - 18\18. 5 riding. gather money.
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What do you mean by "1m for retire. balanced build - 18/18. 5riding. gather money." are you selling you char or something?
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Nah, I'm just forgot to write LOOMPOINT!
thank you Bromagi
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Bump
Loompoint and many other things for killing\smashig\shooting your enemies
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hmmm...
current wares look allot like archer my old friendwear. what is this no cleavers and axes?! where am i?
isnt this real manz store or did i enter Fallen Boutique?
lol just trollin, free bump for you! GL
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My current item list:
Weapons
War Bow
Bec de Corbin
Long Hafted Blade
Horn Bow
Bar mace
German Poleaxe
Tatar Arrows
Armors
Steppe Armor
Studded leather coat
Lamellar Vest
Mail Gauntlets (reserved)
Sharp bodkins
Thick Green tunic over mail
LOOMPOINT! 1m for retire. balanced build - 18\18. 5 riding. gather money.
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MW becs in Yalibe. pm me your prices.
I tnink to trade this becs for cRPG gold.
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I have the manliest weapon in the world. Mighty Long Maul
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You've got another chance to buy one of my wonderful items
Current list of items:
Weapons
War Bow
Bec de Corbin
Long Hafted Blade
Horn Bow
German Great Sword
Elegant Poleaxe
Tatar Arrows
Mace
Longsword
Armors
Lamellar vest
Tribal Warrior Outfit
Mail Gauntlets (reserved)
Sharp bodkins
Store looking for: +3 low-tier armors\gloves \ +3 Rouncey, Money (This store is expensive one. Real Man must have money).
Not interested in 1H, Shields, Horses, Throwing, Xbows.
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Good to see the manly shop back in life! :D
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U called gay bow and arrows manly? Cmon man!!!btw free bump)
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Nah VR_Alv, it's just trap for another cowardly bundle of sticks. And it works perfect.
So, do you wanna buy my shiny, vaselinous arrows of doom? Or mighty wooden plunger that can throw this arrows?
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Nah VR_Alv, it's just trap for another cowardly bundle of sticks. And it works perfect.
So, do you wanna buy my shiny, vaselinous arrows of doom? Or mighty wooden plunger that can throw this arrows?
no thx im not a gay))) but if u have heavy ugly Lordly armor......
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+3 Heraldic Mail with Tabard for Lamellar Vest?
+3 German Poleaxe for +3 Hornbow?
Stats can be found on my trade page: http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,16962.0.html