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Strategus => Strategus General Discussion => Topic started by: sWalker on August 07, 2011, 01:43:07 pm

Title: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: sWalker on August 07, 2011, 01:43:07 pm
Attackers-2501   Defenders-2500
             Post Battle
Attackers-0         Defenders-281

sWalker has noticed that the center of this country is quite a bloody area.  Another bloody, even, battle was fought.  sWalker enjoyed the many men that caught arrows on this day...He will honor all the ones that were shoot in the front of their body with great funeral pyres.  sWalker was confused by the soldiers that could see through the fog...they must have a special way to focus their eyes...sWalker unfortunately had to fight in the FOG the ENTIRE battle.  I know, it must have been the alcohol from sWalker's pub the day before...*thinks to himself; damn wenches putting things in my drinks*  sWalker looks forward to the battles that will follow today.
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: espooo on August 07, 2011, 01:55:40 pm
+1 to the mighty sWalker
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: Goretooth on August 07, 2011, 02:03:45 pm
RAWR
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: a_bear_irl on August 07, 2011, 02:06:18 pm
i think the swalker should put on some weaboo armor, he seems a little too preoccupied with HONORABLE COMBAT
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: sWalker on August 07, 2011, 02:10:49 pm
Ahhhh, the sWalker sees that some do not value honor above all else...this makes the sWalker weep.

And the sWalker is sorry for not mentioning the hero of the battle...unfortunately it was not the sWalker this time, although he killed three men for every sWalker.  The one they call GORETOOTH killed over one hundred men.  It reminds the sWalker of his fighting in China with LUBU.  He fought in the open like a God among the enemy...he shall receive a free pint of ale at sWalker's pub tonight.
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: Jambi on August 07, 2011, 02:15:57 pm
sWalker is annoying.
sWalker's skill is prolly average compared to the overall EU player.
sWalker is prolly very lonely
sWalker prolly tries compensate himself and his failures, by thinking he means something on the inet.
sWalker should get a life.

The Jambi doesnt care...
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: a_bear_irl on August 07, 2011, 02:18:06 pm
sWalker is annoying.
sWalker's skill is prolly average compared to the overall EU player.
sWalker is prolly very lonely
sWalker prolly tries compensate himself and his failures, by thinking he means something on the inet.
sWalker should get a life.

The Jambi doesnt care...

shut the fuck up and go away jambi
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: sWalker on August 07, 2011, 02:24:29 pm
It's ok Bear...the Jambi is just upset about the sWalker shooting him and his horsey to death in the battle...the Jambi will calm down soon and stop shouting these things about the internet and getting a life...the sWalker does not understand what he means.
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: Jambi on August 07, 2011, 02:33:35 pm
It's ok Bear...the Jambi is just upset about the sWalker shooting him and his horsey to death in the battle...the Jambi will calm down soon and stop shouting these things about the internet and getting a life...the sWalker does not understand what he means.

What horsey?
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: Mtemtko on August 07, 2011, 02:34:44 pm
Maybe he was talking about noc? He is the only HA
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: sWalker on August 07, 2011, 02:37:58 pm
The sWalker shot down a lot of horses...the very good looking Mtemtko is very smart about this and is correct...the sWalker was just trying to reason logically why you lashed out at the sWalker.  Remember sWalker was very drunk and was looking through fog and rain...sWalker's memory is not perfect right now.
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: Jambi on August 07, 2011, 02:38:00 pm
Maybe he was talking about noc? He is the only HA

Maybe hes just talking shit, like the rest. Trying too look important
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: Snickers on August 07, 2011, 03:01:12 pm
sWalker is annoying.
sWalker's skill is prolly average compared to the overall EU player.
sWalker is prolly very lonely
sWalker prolly tries compensate himself and his failures, by thinking he means something on the inet.
sWalker should get a life.

The Jambi doesnt care...

sWalker is amazing
sWalker will rape your archers
sWalker is not lonely
sWalker is a doctor. what do you do for a living jambi?
tbh sWalker has more of a life than you and me together.
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: Zorato on August 07, 2011, 03:13:41 pm
Maybe hes just talking shit, like the rest. Trying too look important

bring the tears
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: bosco on August 07, 2011, 03:15:09 pm
murrika thread?
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: The_Angle on August 07, 2011, 03:21:40 pm
sWalker is annoying.
sWalker's skill is prolly average compared to the overall EU player.
sWalker is prolly very lonely
sWalker prolly tries compensate himself and his failures, by thinking he means something on the inet.
sWalker should get a life.

The Jambi doesnt care...
And who are you to tell somebody to get a life?
People will do what makes them happy, and thats how it should be.
People shouldn't have to live upto Cultural standards for the sake of conforming.
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: Cepeshi on August 07, 2011, 03:23:33 pm
this sWalker is awesome, his threads always put a smile on my face, pleasant change to see such thread among the all whiny and bitching stuff
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: DrKronic on August 07, 2011, 05:13:48 pm
Thanks the Swalker for telling of the battle, I retired so my mercenary skills were of no value here, man missing out on bigass battles
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: sWalker on August 08, 2011, 06:29:04 am
My good old friend Pole...There will be plenty of battles and troops for us to slaughter side by side.  When you finally reach the battlefield, the enemies will fall in piles and everyone will know your name as I do.  Until then, continue to watch the sWalker's updates and drink at the sWalker's pub in your area.
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: SittingBull on August 08, 2011, 11:53:55 am
sWalker is annoying.
sWalker's skill is prolly average compared to the overall EU player.
sWalker is prolly very lonely
sWalker prolly tries compensate himself and his failures, by thinking he means something on the inet.
sWalker should get a life.

The Jambi doesnt care...

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: First battle of the day at Tebandra
Post by: wylker on August 08, 2011, 04:06:10 pm
Maybe hes just talking shit, like the rest. Trying too look important

Mmmmm responses like this make this game worth playing.