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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: MadMac on August 06, 2011, 11:26:23 pm

Title: 2000 Gold for the Head of RipperX
Post by: MadMac on August 06, 2011, 11:26:23 pm

D'haran legion is putting a bounty on the head of RipperX. The man that brings me his head will recieve a bounty of 500 2000 Gold and Weapon from the loot he desires.
Insults and conspirings of a nobody will be answered with a show of force. Our enemies are numerous and we have few we can trust. But rest assured we will feared and respected!



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Title: Re: 500 Gold for the Head of RipperX
Post by: DrTaco on August 06, 2011, 11:34:48 pm

Oh damn 500. That's... A lot less than I thought it would be.

Insults and conspirings of a nobody will be answered with a show of force - If the Military Gamers ever went to Strategus, you would be fucked, ever so hard.

Title: Re: 500 Gold for the Head of RipperX
Post by: BlackMilk on August 06, 2011, 11:45:37 pm

RipperX ftw! Best gaming commentaries Ive ever heard of.

Title: Re: 500 Gold for the Head of RipperX
Post by: partyboy on August 06, 2011, 11:46:44 pm

ELLO EVERYONE, RIPPAH X HEAH WIF ANOVVER FAKE ACCENT

Title: Re: 500 Gold for the Head of RipperX
Post by: Brother_Morr on August 06, 2011, 11:55:47 pm

I good sir take up this offer. He'll have a Bolt in his head by the end of the day.

Title: Re: 500 Gold for the Head of RipperX
Post by: RipperX on August 06, 2011, 11:56:09 pm

Quote from: MadMac on August 06, 2011, 11:26:23 pm

D'haran legion is putting a bounty on the head of RipperX. The man that brings me his head will recieve a bounty of 500 Gold and Weapon from the loot he desires.
Insults and conspirings of a nobody will be answered with a show of force. Our enemies are numerous and we have few we can trust. But rest assured we will feared and respected!

Sign up for the Legion today!

LICK MY BALLS.

Title: Re: 500 Gold for the Head of RipperX
Post by: SittingBull on August 07, 2011, 12:06:30 am

Quote from: RipperX on August 06, 2011, 11:56:09 pm

LICK MY BALLS.

I refuse to do any such thing, good sirrah.

Title: Re: 500 Gold for the Head of RipperX
Post by: Brother_Morr on August 07, 2011, 12:18:40 am

Just look at the size of that head. Though that mustache might block the first Bolt... I guess i'll just have to shoot out his eye's then.

Title: Re: 500 Gold for the Head of RipperX
Post by: MadMac on August 07, 2011, 02:01:19 am

RipperX... I shall drink from your milkshake. *slurp slurp slurp*

Title: Re: 500 Gold for the Head of RipperX
Post by: RipperX on August 07, 2011, 02:13:57 am

Quote from: BlackMilk on August 06, 2011, 11:45:37 pm

RipperX ftw! Best gaming commentaries Ive ever heard of.

BlackMilk not only speaks the truth but has a massive wang, I would not mess with him.

Best,
Ripper X

Title: Re: 2000 Gold for the Head of RipperX
Post by: Thovex on August 07, 2011, 02:28:22 am

Only 2000? I'll do it for 100,000.