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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: sWalker on August 05, 2011, 09:24:57 pm

Title: Thank you for attacking the castle...
Post by: sWalker on August 05, 2011, 09:24:57 pm
The sWalker applauds the bravery of the attackers.  They fought like warrior poets.  Once more into the..."insert hail of arrows,bolts, etc."  The sWalker will honor your fallen with grand funeral pyres...and comfort your widows.  sWalker's fingers are tired from shooting, and the ride back to America is long...so sWalker bids you ado until next time.
Title: Re: Thank you for attacking the castle...
Post by: LordBerenger on August 05, 2011, 09:36:31 pm
Who dares attack thy property!?

''This is backstabbing zomg cry and make 45 threads and vilify a whole clan and call everyone who attacks us from now on ''Backstabbers''. Pun intended!

Jk Walker. Ur the best. Hands down   :o

Title: Re: Thank you for attacking the castle...
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 05, 2011, 09:49:17 pm
The sWalker applauds the bravery of the attackers.  They fought like warrior poets.  Once more into the..."insert hail of arrows,bolts, etc."  The sWalker will honor your fallen with grand funeral pyres...and comfort your widows.  sWalker's fingers are tired from shooting, and the ride back to America is long...so sWalker bids you ado until next time.
what a horrible summary...so what happened?  how long did the battle take, how many tickets did drz kill from the alburq? i'm assuming if they only have 1500 troops vs 5000 for the castle they were relying on siege equipment?
Title: Re: Thank you for attacking the castle...
Post by: sWalker on August 06, 2011, 12:06:44 am
Sorry, the sWalker was just complementing the attackers...did not know details were needed.  Attackers-0 ____ Defenders-little less than 3000.  Catapults failed again.  Two good siege tower attacks...but no follow through.  Ladder attacks unsuccessful. 
Title: Re: Thank you for attacking the castle...
Post by: Thovex on August 06, 2011, 12:19:19 am
Basically they were testing is Catapults worked.
Title: Re: Thank you for attacking the castle...
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 06, 2011, 02:01:50 am
Does the sWalker always talk in the third person? Because Griffin feels this is weird.
Title: Re: Thank you for attacking the castle...
Post by: Jarlek on August 06, 2011, 02:03:21 am
Does the sWalker always talk in the third person? Because Griffin feels this is weird.
Abra? Abra bra bra Abra bra. ABRA!