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Strategus => Strategus General Discussion => Topic started by: LLJK_DirtyCajun on July 25, 2011, 05:29:33 am

Title: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: LLJK_DirtyCajun on July 25, 2011, 05:29:33 am
Yo I am selling LLJK secrets and troop movements.  PM me with offers.  Serious bids only please!
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Earthdforce on July 25, 2011, 05:45:15 am
-100 gold?
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: LLJK_DirtyCajun on July 25, 2011, 05:53:17 am
Quote from: Earthdforce on July 25, 2011, 05:45:15 am
-100 gold?

No, I want a positive balance to my crpg character.  I am serious with this I am pissed at these fuckers.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Earthdforce on July 25, 2011, 05:58:41 am
You could just post it publicly then and not try to screw someone for useless information.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: LLJK_DirtyCajun on July 25, 2011, 06:06:52 am
Or daddy could get a new plated charger.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Haramir on July 25, 2011, 06:20:09 am
Lame
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Dehitay on July 25, 2011, 06:22:22 am
1000 gold for the phone numbers of all the sexy female members
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: SeQuel on July 25, 2011, 07:12:16 am
Quote from: Dehitay on July 25, 2011, 06:22:22 am
1000 gold for the phone numbers of all the sexy female members












There you go, can I get 1000 gold now?
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: panderson on July 25, 2011, 07:23:44 am
Quote from: SeQuel on July 25, 2011, 07:12:16 am











There you go, can I get 1000 gold now?

Nice way to get 1k gold.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Raxmus on July 25, 2011, 07:43:02 am
Pfffchahahahahaahhahaa.......
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 25, 2011, 08:03:45 am
Quote from: LLJK_DirtyCajun on July 25, 2011, 05:29:33 am
Yo I am selling LLJK secrets and troop movements.  PM me with offers.  Serious bids only please!

50K? 100K?  200K?

I should buy this and sell it to LLJK for not selling it to some other faction.

But first, before I seriously give you hundreds of thousands...

What Exactly are you selling? You need to put a detailed list of what you have to offer, such as the general details of "secrets" nothing to give it away but enough to know that I am not purchasing "Zealot likes to dance at night in a pretty pink tutu."
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Digglez on July 25, 2011, 09:04:52 am
hes cajun, even if he did talk noone would know what he was sayin
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: CoWorm on July 25, 2011, 10:36:17 am
I remember this one from Eve. When is the "Recruiting new players but need a deposit of 100k" starting up again?
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: LLJK_DirtyCajun on July 25, 2011, 11:07:53 am
Quote from: Tears_of_Destiny on July 25, 2011, 08:03:45 am
50K? 100K?  200K?

I should buy this and sell it to LLJK for not selling it to some other faction.

But first, before I seriously give you hundreds of thousands...

What Exactly are you selling? You need to put a detailed list of what you have to offer, such as the general details of "secrets" nothing to give it away but enough to know that I am not purchasing "Zealot likes to dance at night in a pretty pink tutu."

Troop numbers, equipment, gold movements.  Private phone numbers of GaGa, Smoothrich, Phantom_Zero (also Neumonic, but no one gives a shit about him.)  Just about everyone's facebook info.  Teamspeak recordings of anything you want to hear.  The newly budding alliance we have with certain other clans. 

Whatever you want I got wholesale.  I also have plenty of naked pictures of some of our more embarrassing members.

Also GaGa's newest password to the highest bidder, probably useable for a short time after this post before he changes it.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Tydeus on July 25, 2011, 11:25:11 am
Quote from: LLJK_DirtyCajun on July 25, 2011, 11:07:53 am
The newly budding alliance we have with certain other clans.
Pretty sure everyone already knows that lljk and ATS agreed to take out everything between the desert and ATS territory, splitting the fiefs.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: ReLeNtLeSs on July 25, 2011, 11:29:10 am
Quote from: LLJK_DirtyCajun on July 25, 2011, 05:29:33 am
Yo I am selling LLJK secrets and troop movements.  PM me with offers.  Serious bids only please!

I shall offer 10000 straw hats for this vital information sir. Do not wear them all in one place. Good day to you.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: LLJK_DirtyCajun on July 25, 2011, 11:43:29 am
I meant the one between us and shogunate.  There, there is your free sample.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Lactose_the_intolerant on July 25, 2011, 01:30:56 pm
OH NOES dont Blow our secret alliance  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Frankysan on July 25, 2011, 01:37:43 pm
a kick in the teeth
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Vibe on July 25, 2011, 01:45:25 pm
1000g for not telling others i suck Zealots cock
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Bartimo on July 25, 2011, 03:18:45 pm
Quote from: LLJK_DirtyCajun on July 25, 2011, 11:07:53 am
Troop numbers, equipment, gold movements.  Private phone numbers of GaGa, Smoothrich, Phantom_Zero (also Neumonic, but no one gives a shit about him.)  Just about everyone's facebook info.  Teamspeak recordings of anything you want to hear.  The newly budding alliance we have with certain other clans. 

Whatever you want I got wholesale.  I also have plenty of naked pictures of some of our more embarrassing members.

Also GaGa's newest password to the highest bidder, probably useable for a short time after this post before he changes it.

Do you have the recording of us singing? I want to hear my dainty songbird voice.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Elerion on July 25, 2011, 04:27:03 pm
Quote from: Bartimo on July 25, 2011, 03:18:45 pm
Do you have the recording of us singing? I want to hear my dainty songbird voice.
I normally charge 1000g for this:
Goonion-fanfare.mp3 (http://www.4shared.com/audio/s9xEFdPT/Goonion-fanfare.html)
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Ming on July 25, 2011, 04:30:51 pm
SERIOUS OFFER

u give me 10k and u can tell me the secret.
 
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: CtrlAltDe1337 on July 25, 2011, 08:25:31 pm
Quote from: Tydeus on July 25, 2011, 11:25:11 am
Pretty sure everyone already knows that lljk and ATS agreed to take out everything between the desert and ATS territory, splitting the fiefs.
Oh noes our strat hath been discovered!
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 25, 2011, 08:31:43 pm
Wait, so this guy knows GaGa's PW and is just this pissed off, and LLJK just happens to be hacked recently with GaGa's account unhiring a bunch of people?
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: SeQuel on July 25, 2011, 09:47:44 pm
Dont do it ToD, goons are untrustworthy.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: LLJK_DirtyCajun on July 25, 2011, 10:21:39 pm
Quote from: Tears_of_Destiny on July 25, 2011, 08:31:43 pm
Wait, so this guy knows GaGa's PW and is just this pissed off, and LLJK just happens to be hacked recently with GaGa's account unhiring a bunch of people?

Coincidence?  Yes, I only know his new password because he got roaring drunk.  He has probably changed it already.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Anhy on July 26, 2011, 05:25:36 pm
trololo
Who is LLJK ????  :lol:
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Dehitay on July 27, 2011, 02:37:04 am
Quote from: Anhy on July 26, 2011, 05:25:36 pm
trololo
Who is LLJK ????  :lol:
Somebody from my clan said it stands for Long Lost Jewish Kids
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Dunecat on July 27, 2011, 11:04:53 am
Quote from: Dehitay on July 27, 2011, 02:37:04 am
Somebody from my clan said it stands for Long Lost Jewish Kids
Suddenly, them being in the desert makes sense. Somehwhat.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: PhantomZero on July 27, 2011, 04:12:02 pm
Quote from: Dunecat on July 27, 2011, 11:04:53 am
Suddenly, them being in the dessert makes sense. Somehwhat.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 27, 2011, 04:55:03 pm
Don't distract the goons, they are in the dessert zone! In the zone!
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Rikthor on July 27, 2011, 05:42:00 pm
We are in the ZONE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o) indeed
Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: AzureSkys on July 27, 2011, 06:34:29 pm
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Title: Re: Selling LLJK Secrets!
Post by: Boss_Awesome on July 28, 2011, 02:32:20 am
Quote from: Elerion on July 25, 2011, 04:27:03 pm
I normally charge 1000g for this:
Goonion-fanfare.mp3 (http://www.4shared.com/audio/s9xEFdPT/Goonion-fanfare.html)

http://www.mediafire.com/?bhybykuccnmzh9o

This one should be worth 2k at least...