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Title: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: PhantomZero on July 22, 2011, 05:10:52 pm
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It has come to our attention that the following clans have been conspiring against the Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights for the past two weeks:

Crusaders of Acre
Nordmen - Formerly of Fenada
Pecores
Shogunate
Varangians
Aegis of Sovereignty
Templars
Northern Empire

We know all about your plans and would like to take the time to talk since you never came to us beforehand diplomatically, calling us "unreasonable" and "unapproachable" to your friends.
For proof I picked this up after it fell off the back of a truck: http://soundcloud.com/phantomzero/badplan-1/s-1fBi1

You all may not recognize the voices but they include Ujin, leader of Shogunate, Serfonz from the Nordmen, Tetris of Aegis Soverignty, and SirCymro of Acre.

While we at LLJK are flattered that you feel it is necessary to form a coalition of 8 clans and counting to take us out, we would like some explanation other than "We hate you." and "Heh, them LLJK's is goin' down!"

In addition, all factions remaining in and around Shariz and our villages in significant number shall be considered Hostile and subject to attack by LLJK forces as deemed necessary for the security of our lands, unless they start leaving immediately. This is your chance to back away peacefully and to leave us alone without repercussion.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Ujin on July 22, 2011, 05:13:21 pm
"Waves hand"  hi there.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: BADPLAYERold on July 22, 2011, 05:13:33 pm
LLJK can rely on BIRD clan in these dark dark times.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 22, 2011, 05:13:46 pm
Come in lines, leave in piles.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 05:14:01 pm
LLJK can rely on BIRD clan in these dark dark times.
Aren't we technically at war with you?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 22, 2011, 05:15:08 pm
Aren't we technically at war with you?

Times these grim you must treat your enemy like your brother..
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: BADPLAYERold on July 22, 2011, 05:18:30 pm
Aren't we technically at war with you?

It's more of a friendly rivalry, we massacre your men and rape your women and you do the same to us. 
No harm done in the long run!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gnjus on July 22, 2011, 05:21:21 pm
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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tanreall on July 22, 2011, 05:22:53 pm
We're bad at this game!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: AzureSkys on July 22, 2011, 05:24:24 pm
The Enemy of my Brother's Enemy is the Enemy of my Enemy's Brother's Brother.

There's some Sisters and Enemy Cousins in there, too, as Medieval Societies-older-than-current-day-or-maybe-a-few-centuries-ago bloodlines are complicated.

[fixed for pedantry]
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Osiris on July 22, 2011, 05:28:52 pm
ewww friends with acre? :o
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 22, 2011, 05:34:30 pm
It's not Nordmen of Fenada any more, just Nordmen!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 22, 2011, 05:35:05 pm
ewww friends with acre? :o

My sentiments exactly....

Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Violent on July 22, 2011, 05:35:52 pm
massacre your men and rape your women

Sorry, I must've had this backwards for the last week. Apologize on my behalf to your noble knights for the sodomy I performed and make note that I will send wenches to replace each woman lost in my err.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 22, 2011, 05:38:10 pm
Aren't we technically at war with you?

BIRD and LLJK are in a civil war, but we can't be having other clans coming in and interfering with our internal struggle so we band together to fight external enemies so we can get back to our blood feud.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Grey on July 22, 2011, 05:38:36 pm
The Enemy of my Brother's Enemy is the Enemy of my Enemy's Brother's Brother.

There's some Sisters and Enemy Cousins in there, too, as Medieval bloodlines are complicated.

Not debating anything with you here mate but crpg isnt set in medieval times, cause we got renaissance weapons and armour...
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Lockt on July 22, 2011, 05:41:26 pm
It's not Nordmen of Fenada any more, just Nordmen!

Nordmen of Fenada is an anagram for "Dead Men Noon, arf."
The battle is at noon for me and a dog might show up.  Heed the signs.

Edit:
Or maybe "Dead far men, noon" since you're not of the desert.  Either way I am the new LLJK seer.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Paul on July 22, 2011, 05:45:43 pm
My suggestion for a solution of the LLJK problem is still NA blanket ban.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rikthor on July 22, 2011, 05:48:38 pm
My suggestion for a solution of the LLJK problem is still NA blanket ban.

Been done, didn't work. We are the STD you can't get rid of.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: ThePoopy on July 22, 2011, 05:51:47 pm
its nothing personal, we all just hate americans
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 22, 2011, 05:51:54 pm
I assume Espu will post a chat log of me talking to him in this here thread very shortly. At the end I tell him essentially that VRN can get fucked, because while talking to me about coming to a peaceful resolution, Espu was in this chat planning LLJK demise. Sorry Espu, but we really wanted to be friends v :( v

EDIT: Also, i was being forward about how LLJK feels towards VRN, unlike some shifty clans.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 22, 2011, 05:55:03 pm
I assume Espu will post a chat log of me talking to him in this here thread very shortly. At the end I tell him essentially that VRN can get fucked, because while talking to me about coming to a peaceful resolution, Espu was in this chat planning LLJK demise. Sorry Espu, but we really wanted to be friends v :( v

Actually Espu wasn't in the teamspeak discussion nor was any other VRN member. :p
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 22, 2011, 05:56:02 pm
Actually Espu wasn't in the teamspeak discussion nor was any other VRN member. :p

Stop lying and download the recording.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 22, 2011, 05:57:42 pm
Stop lying and download the recording.

What VRN member is talking then? :|
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 22, 2011, 05:58:46 pm
What VRN member is talking then? :|

Bloo bloo
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 22, 2011, 05:59:06 pm
Bloo bloo

What is this I dont even.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: vinnytk on July 22, 2011, 06:02:28 pm
Hmmm, Shogunate and NE convincing a bunch of clans to waste their troops and fight it out in the desert (land we LLJK took from them in humiliating fashion).  Even if they do somehow wipe us out they want those clans to stayed allied and small (as they divide the desert between about 5 clans) while they have free reign farther north.

makes you think
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 22, 2011, 06:03:52 pm
What is this I dont even.

I wanted peace. Welp cya, peace.

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 22, 2011, 06:07:19 pm
Sound clip made me lol so hard...
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Beans on July 22, 2011, 06:08:38 pm
its nothing personal, we all just hate americans

You would think that hating an entire group of people based on where they came from would be something that Europeans especially wouldn't be keen to forget.

einstein's ashes must have gotten into the water supply.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Damug on July 22, 2011, 06:09:33 pm
Can you post a summary of the sound clip. I am not about to listen to a half hour of morons yammering.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: arab on July 22, 2011, 06:11:20 pm
God help us.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Casimir on July 22, 2011, 06:11:27 pm
Deus Vult.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 22, 2011, 06:12:06 pm
Can you post a summary of the sound clip. I am not about to listen to a half hour of morons yammering.

It is 8 minutes of comedy, give it a spin.
You would think that hating an entire group of people based on where they came from would be something that Europeans especially wouldn't be keen to forget.

einstein's ashes must have gotten into the water supply.
I was wondering how long it would take for a WWII reference to sneak in, some kind of internet law I think...

Deus Vult.
The rallying cry of the 9 major crusades! *Thinks on the success rate and how long said success lasted*

I am starting to get jealous of the attention that the Desert has, are there buried tombs hidden beneath the sands?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 06:12:37 pm
Can you post a summary of the sound clip. I am not about to listen to a half hour of morons yammering.

"Hey, wanna commit yourself to attacking LLJK on our behalf?"
"That sounds kind of risky."
"Nah man, nah. There'll be a bunch of tiny clans helping you out, man!"
"How do we know you won't turn on us next?"
"That's not the point, the point is...uh...LLJK! LLJK! THEY JUST PLAY FOR FUN!"
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gnjus on July 22, 2011, 06:13:13 pm
You would think that hating an entire group of people based on where they came from would be something that Europeans especially wouldn't be keen to forget.

einstein's ashes must have gotten into the water supply.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Spleen on July 22, 2011, 06:14:08 pm
I LOLd

PS: +1 for Gnjus xD
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Fellblade on July 22, 2011, 06:19:09 pm
Summary:

"Everybody wants the desert, why is that?"

"hurf blurf shut up we hate goons, join up to kill them!"

"How do I know you won't attack us after?"

"BECAUSE WE PROMISE A BLOO BLOO"

"Good enough for me let's get dem goons"
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Chagan_Arslan on July 22, 2011, 06:20:14 pm
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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: CtrlAltDe1337 on July 22, 2011, 06:21:06 pm
*munches on popcorn*
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gildiss on July 22, 2011, 06:21:48 pm
You've woken a sleeping goon, prepare to be crushed as we roll over to grab our cheetos on the nightstand.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 06:22:56 pm
You've woken a sleeping goon, prepare to be crushed as we roll over to grab our cheetos on the nightstand.
I thought the big thing now is Beef Jerky? That guy in SA-Mart is making a killing.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Connasse on July 22, 2011, 06:23:35 pm
My suggestion for a solution of the LLJK problem is still NA blanket ban.
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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 22, 2011, 06:30:33 pm

I was wondering how long it would take for a WWII reference to sneak in, some kind of internet law I think...


godwin's law
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: robtherad on July 22, 2011, 06:32:04 pm
the best part is that templars don't want to get smashed and already offered to betray you guys
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Mendro on July 22, 2011, 06:32:50 pm
I didn't hear the name of "Pecores" , I'm disappointed
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Idzo on July 22, 2011, 06:33:58 pm
Scandal!
So much effort for beta version! :mrgreen:

Ps. Do you know how no-lifers sound like?  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 22, 2011, 06:40:14 pm
:)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 06:44:33 pm
We understand this thread might have caused some alarm. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILD8XWdEtrw&feature=player_detailpage#t=81s) It was a nice plan and everything. Sorry we're going to have to bust you guys up over such a silly misunderstanding.

Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 22, 2011, 06:44:54 pm
Ps. Do you know how no-lifers sound like?  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

http://soundcloud.com/phantomzero/badplan-1/s-1fBi1

Also, clans not in our total vicinity, there are still time to WALK AWAY
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 22, 2011, 06:46:19 pm
dont fuck with us we have irl army officers doing our tactics  8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 06:48:27 pm
dont fuck with us we have irl army officers doing our tactics  8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
You don't count, Korea. Finland's army is like six guys and three-legged dog named Bottles.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: dark_bud on July 22, 2011, 06:49:15 pm
enlisted are preferable to officers when it comes to actual operations
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Damug on July 22, 2011, 06:52:11 pm
I played Rome total war 6 times and read the art of war. That makes me a tactical genius right?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: vinnytk on July 22, 2011, 06:55:31 pm
I played Rome total war 6 times and read the art of war. That makes me a tactical genius right?

no, tactical genius is reserved for the ycla caliber player
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Idzo on July 22, 2011, 06:57:17 pm
http://soundcloud.com/phantomzero/badplan-1/s-1fBi1

Also, clans not in our total vicinity, there are still time to WALK AWAY

Yes, yes! Don't rape woman, rape them!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gildiss on July 22, 2011, 07:10:59 pm
godwin's law

Hey, look everybody. It's that guy that has to explain the joke.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gamerofthegame on July 22, 2011, 07:20:29 pm
Let's be fair here, he probably had to.

Now, this is a predicament, what're you all up to? I'm all for massive wars and everything, but aren't you lot kind of rushing things? Barely anything has been taken across the board!

Go make your "countries" you dafts, then go fuck dem goons.

Jeez.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 22, 2011, 07:28:58 pm
I love this plan.

Send in all the small clans to get crushed while the bigger clans sit back talking smack. Couldn't possibly fail.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 22, 2011, 07:35:16 pm
You don't count, Korea. Finland's army is like six guys and three-legged dog named Bottles.

 :oops:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 22, 2011, 07:38:33 pm
Just gonna highlight something here Phantom....im not in that voice recording, whoever you thought the British guys are it sure aint me lol......

Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 22, 2011, 07:41:30 pm
Just gonna highlight something here Phantom....im not in that voice recording, whoever you thought the British guys are it sure aint me lol......

well, the LLJK trolls as always ^^
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SeQuel on July 22, 2011, 07:50:09 pm
GL LLJK hope you die.  :lol:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 07:51:02 pm
GL LLJK hope you die.  :lol:
The two are not mutually exclusive.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 22, 2011, 07:54:21 pm
Sorry, we're not able to identify every European by voice alone.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on July 22, 2011, 07:55:50 pm
Silly shogunate. Love these honourable secret meetings. Way of the SAMURAI!

 :wink:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Armois on July 22, 2011, 08:15:47 pm
This is by far the most honourable plan I have heard.

As an LLJK Jesus-Casanova I suggest we fight for the holy land of Shariz in a noble duel of champions.  A glorious joust between Lady_Gaga and King_Reinhardt shall decide the fate of Shariz.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 22, 2011, 08:16:30 pm
This is by far the most honourable plan I have heard.

As an LLJK Jesus-Casanova I suggest we fight for the holy land of Shariz in a noble duel of champions.  A glorious joust between Lady_Gaga and King_Reinhardt shall decide the fate of Shariz.

Cool idea, but wrong king.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gnjus on July 22, 2011, 08:17:56 pm
As an LLJK Jesus-Casanova I suggest we fight for the holy land of Shariz in a noble duel of champions.  A glorious joust between Lady_Gaga and King_Reinhardt shall decide the fate of Shariz.

Yeah, too bad King Reinhardt is not the King anymore and too bad there's the Ping Ocean between the American Superstar and whoever wants to duel him (or "her", if he prefers it)........  :wink:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Armois on July 22, 2011, 08:20:34 pm
Fine we shall then have Gaga duel a samurai from the Shogunate chosen by honourable lottery.  The samurai chosen shall be given a nodachi and a prayer cloth from a religion of his or her choice.

No matter the option taken it must be done with honour (on American servers, as America is the world's most honourable nation).

HONOUR.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 22, 2011, 08:21:14 pm
They can fight on the Australian server to even out the playing field.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 22, 2011, 08:22:16 pm
God help you if that lottery picks George...
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Lorenzo_of_Iberia on July 22, 2011, 08:23:16 pm
Haha how did you get this clip? bug the ts or summit? :p
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 08:23:41 pm
Haha how did you get this clip? bug the ts or summit? :p
An ATS member who wants to defect brought it to our attention. Later, a Deep Cover Goon Operative in the Shogunate got us the audio.

We're everywhere.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 22, 2011, 08:25:16 pm
Haha how did you get this clip? bug the ts or summit? :p

LLJK has an intelligence department that rivals some EVE clans.

They have spies in your spies spreading lies for your spies.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 22, 2011, 08:27:37 pm
God help you if that lottery picks George...

Nah their screwed if its jackie in his full plate, on charger with a bow in hand, and plenty of arrows.....jackie plays by no mans rules.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Lorenzo_of_Iberia on July 22, 2011, 08:45:10 pm
An ATS member who wants to defect brought it to our attention. Later, a Deep Cover Goon Operative in the Shogunate got us the audio.

We're everywhere.

Operatives in strategus... this saddens me :( ruins the surprise ;)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 08:47:58 pm
Operatives in strategus... this saddens me :( ruins the surprise ;)
Oh don't worry, there's still a lot of surprises to come.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 22, 2011, 08:50:31 pm
Wait until someone finds out that one of the clan leaders is a sleeper agent for LLJK...
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 08:53:36 pm
Wait until someone finds out that one of the clan leaders is a sleeper agent for LLJK...
One?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 22, 2011, 08:56:40 pm
Wait until someone finds out that one of the clan leaders is a sleeper agent for LLJK...

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Armois on July 22, 2011, 09:02:44 pm
My alternate identity is that of Ecko_ATS.  It is known.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Fellblade on July 22, 2011, 09:03:37 pm
It is known.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Damug on July 22, 2011, 09:12:42 pm
So sayeth we all.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: PhantomZero on July 22, 2011, 09:33:24 pm
Just gonna highlight something here Phantom....im not in that voice recording, whoever you thought the British guys are it sure aint me lol......

I'm going to highlight something else, you are not in that voice recording, but you were in the channel, and they do mention Acre. This recording is from after they took a short recess, I believe you spoke before the recess and were not on this clip.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 22, 2011, 09:33:28 pm
LOL Phantom LOL
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 09:36:27 pm
I'm going to highlight something else, you are not in that voice recording, but you were in the channel, and they do mention Acre. This recording is from after they took a short recess, I believe you spoke before the recess and were not on this clip.
This is why you recruit a spy network, people.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Lorenzo_of_Iberia on July 22, 2011, 09:43:31 pm
To calm or confirm your paranoia :P
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 09:48:03 pm
To calm or confirm your paranoia :P
There's nothing wrong with a little paranoia when it allows you to prove that people actually are out to get you.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 22, 2011, 09:51:42 pm
Oooh boy are you in for a suprise now..  :wink:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gumdrawp on July 22, 2011, 09:54:45 pm
 :o OH FUCK, TENSIONS ARE RISING.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 22, 2011, 09:56:54 pm
:o OH FUCK, TENSIONS ARE RISING.
So is my penis
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 09:58:54 pm
So is my penis
There's a lot of that going around.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 22, 2011, 09:59:29 pm
There's a lot of that going around.
Ya its infenctious.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Classical on July 22, 2011, 10:05:12 pm
:o OH FUCK, TENSIONS ARE RISING.

No, you can't do this, I spent fifteen minutes making that!

©
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Daermoth on July 22, 2011, 10:22:11 pm
You people are so fucking cute, playing war with your serious man voices in serious man talks behind the scenes! I am positively tingling with the drama and excitement, this is like a low budget mexican soap opera!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Skeebie on July 22, 2011, 10:23:03 pm
:o OH FUCK, TENSIONS ARE RISING.

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Raxmus on July 22, 2011, 10:25:37 pm
This entire thread is exceedingly childish.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: partyboy on July 22, 2011, 10:30:36 pm
They hate Our Freedom
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Magikarp on July 22, 2011, 10:34:22 pm
A proclomation of peace:

2146
Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights
commanded by
LLJK_Lady_Gaga
vs
599
Varangians
commanded by
VRN_Arria
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SoA_Sir_ODHarry on July 22, 2011, 10:35:00 pm
This entire thread is exceedingly childish. 

well this is what happin when u play a wargame and can have things like castels,citys and troops and gold n shit

the best nolifers are these who comment other no lifers  :idea:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: vinnytk on July 22, 2011, 10:40:31 pm
A proclomation of peace:

2146
Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights
commanded by
LLJK_Lady_Gaga
vs
599
Varangians
commanded by
VRN_Arria

whats your point?

we will have peace one way or the other
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 10:56:31 pm
A proclomation of peace:

2146
Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights
commanded by
LLJK_Lady_Gaga
vs
599
Varangians
commanded by
VRN_Arria
A pre-emptive strike on a known aggressor conspiring to destroy us isn't exactly an act of aggression.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 22, 2011, 11:00:02 pm
fastest way to peace is a straight line...over the dead bodies of your enemies.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 22, 2011, 11:00:14 pm
Yet attacking Acre, when we owned Mit Nun, and Phantomzero agreeing on a race to Shariz and the prospect of a non agression pact, thats what started all this.

But shit happens.

The famous words of 'you win some you lose some' spring to mind.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 11:02:04 pm
Yet attacking Acre, when we owned Mit Nun, and Phantomzero agreeing on a race to Shariz and the prospect of a non agression pact, thats what started all this.

But shit happens.
A pre-emptive strike on a known aggressor conspiring to destroy us isn't exactly an act of aggression.
In your case, there was the added bonus that you had shredded yourself like a frog in a blender when taking the village.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rikthor on July 22, 2011, 11:10:32 pm
Yet attacking Acre, when we owned Mit Nun, and Phantomzero agreeing on a race to Shariz and the prospect of a non agression pact, thats what started all this.

But shit happens.

The famous words of 'you win some you lose some' spring to mind.

Yeah man, how dare a clan that we moved into a nest of do something about it.

You chose wrongly then, and you have chosen wrongly again.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Lorn on July 22, 2011, 11:29:43 pm
So has the Grand Coalition to Defeat the Villainous Goons started yet?  :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 11:36:46 pm
So has the Grand Coalition to Defeat the Villainous Goons started yet?  :shock: :shock:
No but the first phase of LLJK's retaliatory strike, Operation: Obese Turtle, is now in full swing.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Grey on July 22, 2011, 11:45:38 pm
This is why you recruit a spy network, people.

saddens me. I thought when tabletob gaming died the beards all retired from gaming.


You people are so fucking cute, playing war with your serious man voices in serious man talks behind the scenes! I am positively tingling with the drama and excitement, this is like a low budget mexican soap opera!

Mate you have never seen a low budget Mexican soap opera. If the entire cast have breakfast in one day, thats already pushing the Mexican Film Board's Finance Package. Remember, Mexico does not have free industry....it all comes from the top. Any soap opera you see from Mexico is considered Bank Breaking.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: okiN on July 22, 2011, 11:48:38 pm
Sorry Espu, but we really wanted to be friends v :( v

Friends don't tell friends what to do or who they can be friends with. Play the martyr all you like, but all you ever wanted was to boss us around. Sorry, but no.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gildiss on July 22, 2011, 11:51:49 pm
This entire thread is exceedingly childish.  :rolleyes:

Shut your mouth you filthy immigrant. Or we will send you right back to where you came from.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Lorn on July 22, 2011, 11:52:07 pm
No but the first phase of LLJK's retaliatory strike, Operation: Obese Turtle, is now in full swing.

Heh, well at least it will be amusing!  :D :D
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 22, 2011, 11:52:38 pm
Heh, well at least it will be amusing!  :D :D
Just wait till phase 2, Operation: Latex Hunger.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rikthor on July 23, 2011, 12:05:14 am
Friends don't tell friends what to do or who they can be friends with. Play the martyr all you like, but all you ever wanted was to boss us around. Sorry, but no.

Bloo bloo bloo, you conspired against us and are about to pay the price. Even being a moderator won't save you from the inevitable. The unwashed masses of Goons will crash upon you, and sweep your hopes and dreams and nostrils away.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 23, 2011, 12:05:59 am
Friends don't tell friends what to do or who they can be friends with. Play the martyr all you like, but all you ever wanted was to boss us around. Sorry, but no.

VRN never intended to be friends with LLJK anyway. You told us if LLJK stays in Shariz area, we(VRN) would have a problem with that. LLJK also never plotted against VRN or Searaiders. But when we inquired about your plans for desert, you both gave coy bullshitting responses while alluding  that LLJK will be in trouble. Then we record Searaiders and Company plotting our demise for two weeks, along with the fact that VRN is willing to help, we kinda got tired of listening to your bullshit. Well have fun now fuckers, too bad you didn't take the numerous opportunities up north, working with some pretty kick ass clans and getting tons of lands. But I assume your next post will be along the lines of "Heh, I don't care it is only strategus."

Yep, it is only a game and LLJK gonna have lot of fun. Also, could you guys please bust out that flying carpet and bamboo gun. It would be kickass fighting against that in our fights tomorrow.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Leiknir on July 23, 2011, 12:19:08 am
I see your 8 page thread and raise you one crudly drawn picture of a nord army.
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(find the Serfonz for bonus points)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Raxmus on July 23, 2011, 12:21:54 am
Developers, administrators, moderators, and other staff members vs. a zerg of people not many people in the community like.

Hmm I wonder how this will turn out...

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gnjus on July 23, 2011, 12:47:33 am
but all you ever wanted was to boss us around. Sorry, but no.

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 23, 2011, 01:03:01 am
I see your 8 page thread and raise you one crudly drawn picture of a nord army.
(click to show/hide)
(find the Serfonz for bonus points)

The guy in the lower left with the open-faced helm has a O_o face and is thus my favorite.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 23, 2011, 01:04:46 am
Really? Thats the best casus belli you've got, that we were rude to you?

*forms anti-LLJK alliance*
*moves armies right next to their territory*
*is shocked and appalled when LLJK dont invite them in for tea and crumpets*

"By god, what savages! They wouldn't even let our armies into strike position, can you believe that? How very rude! Assemble the council at once!"
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: vinnytk on July 23, 2011, 01:07:27 am
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sick image macro
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Nihtgenga on July 23, 2011, 01:21:49 am
Basically this are 9 pages of LLJK members posting.
I expected way more drama, but this is just lame.
Guess thats what happens if trolls are not feed well enough.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 23, 2011, 01:26:24 am
I see your 8 page thread and raise you one crudly drawn picture of a nord army.
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(find the Serfonz for bonus points)
The searaiders answer to CheapShot D:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Espu on July 23, 2011, 01:28:21 am
1. Talk with gaga for 30min on irc
2. Promise to get back to him regarding his peace proposal terms
3. ???
4. Receive a declaration of war along the lines of "fuck you, youre going down" 50min later

LLJK diplomacy. Oh well, it was a matter of time anyway before you turn your war-hungry horde on us, I was just hoping to buy us some time before our treacherous ways are wiped from the face of Calradia. Worth noticing what kind of trust can be placed on LLJK if anyone is considering to deal with them for some reason.

Also, not me or any VRN member was in that TS, fix your spies. And I dont post private chatlogs in public. Fight with facts, not bs.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 23, 2011, 01:39:42 am
Leiknir am I the retarded looking one in the bottom left with the pot helmet?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 23, 2011, 01:42:04 am
Leiknir am I the retarded looking one in the bottom left with the pot helmet?

If so then you are just so gosh darn cute that we need to market you as a small plushy stuffed chubby viking!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 23, 2011, 01:43:22 am
LLJK diplomacy. Oh well, it was a matter of time anyway before you turn your war-hungry horde on us, I was just hoping to buy us some time before our treacherous ways are wiped from the face of Calradia. Worth noticing what kind of trust can be placed on LLJK if anyone is considering to deal with them for some reason.
So you're complaining about our lack of diplomacy, when at the same time as the diplomatic talks you were conversing with an anti-LLJK alliance for the terms to join?  So what, we're supposed to try and negotiate you into a position to stab us in the back? 

I guess I'm sorry WE FUCKING KNEW YOU HAD NO INTENTION TO ACTUALLY NEGOTIATE. Our bad.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 23, 2011, 01:43:48 am
If so then you are just so gosh darn cute that we need to market you as a small plushy stuffed chubby viking!

^__________________________^
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 23, 2011, 02:03:13 am
^__________________________^
Back in your Kennel!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Darkkarma on July 23, 2011, 03:44:21 am
WAR LLJK!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tetris on July 23, 2011, 05:06:33 am
This is BullCrap.

Nicely done Templars. Marching into my lands. I WARNED YOU!
Just seemed too much. You should have entered into Military Access with us. But no, You think you can just walk right over us... Well wake up, We aren't dumb. First come with 1000, then split up into two and head for Tamnuh and Shibal. Bravo.

Its like having a bullet come right for you and not try to dodge it at all.

Im attacking you through pure defense. Not offense.

We would like to declare neutrality to this little.. "Holocaust" of LLJK.  If they come for us next, so be it, but we wont have Templars come for us first.

If you think I leaked this "Meeting" then so be it, SoA is alot stronger and honorable than that. LLJK may be treacherous and goonish but we are better off facing them by ourselves if Templars were to join that coalition.


I never really trusted them to keep their side anyways.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 23, 2011, 05:10:58 am
This is BullCrap.

Nicely done Templars. Marching into my lands. I WARNED YOU!
Just seemed too much. You should have entered into Military Access with us. But no, You think you can just walk right over us... Well wake up, We aren't dumb. First come with 1000, then split up into two and head for Tamnuh and Shibal. Bravo.

Its like having a bullet come right for you and not try to dodge it at all.

Im attacking you through pure defense. Not offense.

We would like to declare neutrality to this little.. "Holocaust" of LLJK.  If they come for us next, so be it, but we wont have Templars come for us first.

If you think I leaked this "Meeting" then so be it, SoA is alot stronger and honorable than that. LLJK may be treacherous and goonish but we are better off facing them by ourselves if Templars were to join that coalition.


I never really trusted them to keep their side anyways.


HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: okiN on July 23, 2011, 05:26:09 am
But I assume your next post will be along the lines of "Heh, I don't care it is only strategus."

Well, you do seem to be taking this whole thing very personally. :lol:

We never came for you, we came for the land; I told you as much. However, we always assumed we would have to fight you for it, and you've done nothing but show us we were right to prepare for war. If we do somehow lose, it won't be the end of the world, but I have faith in our ability. :)

We would like to declare neutrality to this little.. "Holocaust" of LLJK.  If they come for us next, so be it, but we wont have Templars come for us first.

You've made an absurdly stupid mistake, here. Just look at Gaga's reaction! If you really want to be neutral, it's all the same to us -- cancel your attack right now. If you go through with it however, you'll certainly be marked as our enemies.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: okiN on July 23, 2011, 05:41:29 am
Yeah, talking to you is about as constructive as ever. We'll see how the war goes. :wink:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 23, 2011, 05:45:45 am
Sovereignty of Aegis VS Knights Templar
   Sat, 20:00

Oh look, a large unauthorized force entered another sovereign nation's lands without permission and are being attacked.

Where is my popcorn?!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 23, 2011, 05:49:35 am
In Osiris cold dead anus.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tetris on July 23, 2011, 05:50:19 am
Decline the battle and suffer losses? Really? They come into our territory! I will only cancel the attack if you promise recompensation. But that can't be promised.

Declare us your enemies? I didn't notice you wanted me to rise up vs the "Coalition". If that comes to be...












Then so be it.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 23, 2011, 05:52:39 am
Yeah, talking to you is about as constructive as ever. We'll see how the war goes. :wink:

We wanted to talk two weeks ago, but you were being all my old friendgy and would have none of it. Now when we attack VRN, you want to talk. Figures. I'm gonn a just dance baby.

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Bobthehero on July 23, 2011, 05:58:24 am
Sovereignty of Aegis VS Knights Templar
   Sat, 20:00

Oh look, a large unauthorized force entered another sovereign nation's lands without permission and are being attacked.

Where is my popcorn?!

Wanna share froot loops?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 23, 2011, 06:24:38 am
Wanna share froot loops?

I am a froot loop, but sure!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 23, 2011, 06:51:44 am
Anti-LLJK Coalition - Join us or we will surprise attack you too.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gildiss on July 23, 2011, 07:08:27 am
This thread is so good I hereby declare it a honorary Founding Father.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Zorato on July 23, 2011, 07:23:27 am
i'm gay
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Secret Agent Cow on July 23, 2011, 07:26:13 am
I too am gay
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Osiris on July 23, 2011, 07:46:23 am
your territory? i was walking from the neutral town to our village im not near your villages
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: The_Angle on July 23, 2011, 07:55:32 am
Troll clan drama baiting her der.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: vinnytk on July 23, 2011, 08:29:34 am
Troll clan drama baiting her der.

shogunate is a troll clan!!!

thanks for pointing that out
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gorath on July 23, 2011, 09:15:34 am
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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Boss_Awesome on July 23, 2011, 09:33:14 am
The following was recorded from LLJK teamspeak.  They aren't the only ones who have spies. 

http://www.mediafire.com/file/bhybykuccnmzh9o/Recorded%20from%20LLJK%20Teamspeak%20-%20Top%20Secret.wav


Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Nephenee on July 23, 2011, 09:38:08 am
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LoL
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 23, 2011, 09:40:40 am
If you think I leaked this "Meeting" then so be it, SoA is alot stronger and honorable than that. LLJK may be treacherous and goonish but we are better off facing them by ourselves if Templars were to join that coalition.
Your neutrality is literally the funniest thing ever to us. We love you now, no joke.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tetris on July 23, 2011, 10:21:58 am
If only I could take a photo and post where the Templar armies were...





Everyone would LoL
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Darkkarma on July 23, 2011, 10:42:07 am
You can't?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: The_Angle on July 23, 2011, 11:05:02 am
shogunate is a troll clan!!!

thanks for pointing that out

I just got trolled(told). Bravo I congratulate you.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 23, 2011, 11:15:00 am
This is BullCrap.

Nicely done Templars. Marching into my lands. I WARNED YOU!
Just seemed too much. You should have entered into Military Access with us. But no, You think you can just walk right over us... Well wake up, We aren't dumb. First come with 1000, then split up into two and head for Tamnuh and Shibal. Bravo.

Its like having a bullet come right for you and not try to dodge it at all.

Im attacking you through pure defense. Not offense.

We would like to declare neutrality to this little.. "Holocaust" of LLJK.  If they come for us next, so be it, but we wont have Templars come for us first.

If you think I leaked this "Meeting" then so be it, SoA is alot stronger and honorable than that. LLJK may be treacherous and goonish but we are better off facing them by ourselves if Templars were to join that coalition.


I never really trusted them to keep their side anyways.

Awww shucks peeps they found our seecrit plan!
EVERYBODY RUN!
Paranoid people are paranoid for life.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Magres on July 23, 2011, 11:33:11 am
I'm looking forward to seeing how this drama plays out.

Oh, and Tetris getting high and mighty over a video game is about the best thing ever.  "SoA is alot stronger and more honorable than that?"  Seriously dude, it's a video game.  Fuck playing nice, you do whatever loathsome things you can to win without getting banned.  Chill out and go fuck someone over, it's really fun when they cry about it.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Spleen on July 23, 2011, 11:48:04 am
The following was recorded from LLJK teamspeak.  They aren't the only ones who have spies. 

http://www.mediafire.com/file/bhybykuccnmzh9o/Recorded%20from%20LLJK%20Teamspeak%20-%20Top%20Secret.wav

A .wav file. srsly? we need more tech savvy spies ffs...
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Lorn on July 23, 2011, 11:50:23 am
Anti-LLJK Coalition - Join us or we will surprise attack you too.

I prefer the Grand Coalition to Defeat the Villainous Goons, has a nice ring to it.

A .wav file. srsly? we need more tech savvy spies ffs...

I shall now commence face palming.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 23, 2011, 11:51:11 am
The people don't need to have a picture, we can just tell you.

(Derp were all at sekhtem, unexpected?)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Olwen on July 23, 2011, 11:59:32 am
you're all mad
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Goatee on July 23, 2011, 12:16:59 pm
The following was recorded from LLJK teamspeak.  They aren't the only ones who have spies. 

http://www.mediafire.com/file/bhybykuccnmzh9o/Recorded%20from%20LLJK%20Teamspeak%20-%20Top%20Secret.wav

Its me im the spy I just stay there cause they have bosom threads and your forum doesn't sooooooooooo.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Sultan_Khalifa on July 23, 2011, 12:50:08 pm
The following was recorded from LLJK teamspeak.  They aren't the only ones who have spies. 

http://www.mediafire.com/file/bhybykuccnmzh9o/Recorded%20from%20LLJK%20Teamspeak%20-%20Top%20Secret.wav

LOL !!

that was after the Battle

<3 LLJK
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Osiris on July 23, 2011, 01:45:47 pm
SoA more honourable? lol using our movements towards our own village as a pretext for war. Grow some balls and just come out and say WE DECLARE WAR ON YOU. Clearly you made little effort to find out our intentions before attacking me and then our village
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 23, 2011, 01:48:36 pm
The following was recorded from LLJK teamspeak.  They aren't the only ones who have spies. 

http://www.mediafire.com/file/bhybykuccnmzh9o/Recorded%20from%20LLJK%20Teamspeak%20-%20Top%20Secret.wav

Jesus christ, that sounds demonic.
So many people talking at same time on teamspeak + delay = the rise of Satan
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Casimir on July 23, 2011, 04:10:08 pm
This is BullCrap.

Nicely done Templars. Marching into my lands. I WARNED YOU!
Just seemed too much. You should have entered into Military Access with us. But no, You think you can just walk right over us... Well wake up, We aren't dumb. First come with 1000, then split up into two and head for Tamnuh and Shibal. Bravo.

Its like having a bullet come right for you and not try to dodge it at all.

Im attacking you through pure defense. Not offense.

We would like to declare neutrality to this little.. "Holocaust" of LLJK.  If they come for us next, so be it, but we wont have Templars come for us first.

If you think I leaked this "Meeting" then so be it, SoA is alot stronger and honorable than that. LLJK may be treacherous and goonish but we are better off facing them by ourselves if Templars were to join that coalition.


I never really trusted them to keep their side anyways.

When i spoke to you you said it was fine :(
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 23, 2011, 04:16:06 pm
When i spoke to you you said it was fine :(
That's really unfortunate. We're crying for you over here. Honest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpNk860pTO4&feature=player_detailpage#t=8s)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 23, 2011, 04:27:26 pm
When i spoke to you you said it was fine :(

I smell contradiction from SoA... and it stinks!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 23, 2011, 04:28:58 pm
this thread rules
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 23, 2011, 04:37:18 pm
I smell contradiction from SoA... and it stinks!
Sounds more like SoA, unlike a couple of soon-to-be-sad Clans*, didn't swallow the bait ATS/Shogunate dangled in front of them.



*It's you. You're one of the sad Clans.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Darkkarma on July 23, 2011, 04:38:40 pm
This thread is playing out exactly how I thought/feared it would.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Armois on July 23, 2011, 04:42:46 pm
I think someone has earned their Making Waves badge!  Good job, go hog wild!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Casimir on July 23, 2011, 04:56:00 pm
This is great
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 23, 2011, 05:43:22 pm
Sounds more like SoA, unlike a couple of soon-to-be-sad Clans*, didn't swallow the bait ATS/Shogunate dangled in front of them.



*It's you. You're one of the sad Clans.

I fweel sad  :cry:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: TomMyyY on July 23, 2011, 06:15:22 pm
This is BullCrap.

Nicely done Templars. Marching into my lands. I WARNED YOU!
Just seemed too much. You should have entered into Military Access with us. But no, You think you can just walk right over us... Well wake up, We aren't dumb. First come with 1000, then split up into two and head for Tamnuh and Shibal. Bravo.

Its like having a bullet come right for you and not try to dodge it at all.

Im attacking you through pure defense. Not offense.

We would like to declare neutrality to this little.. "Holocaust" of LLJK.  If they come for us next, so be it, but we wont have Templars come for us first.

If you think I leaked this "Meeting" then so be it, SoA is alot stronger and honorable than that. LLJK may be treacherous and goonish but we are better off facing them by ourselves if Templars were to join that coalition.


I never really trusted them to keep their side anyways.

Oh you are a big joke, we were just dividing some troops and gold. I was moving towards your land with 1k troops because Osiris was making money in a city there and we would meet in the middle to split the troops and money and then move west towards LLJK lands.

We obviously had no intention to attack you guys and using our troop movement as some lame excuse to stab us in the back like that just shows me how 'strong and honorable' you guys are.

It didn't even cross my mind that you would see this as an offensive move since we all allied up against the LLJK, but ye like Hardness said earlier, you are just fucking paranoid.

Have a good day.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 23, 2011, 06:20:49 pm
Are people forgetting the Clan Policies that were so prevalent in old Strategus?
Moving extremely large amount of troops though other Clan Territories without permission or even a heads-up makes them paranoid extremely fast, especially since no one even bothed telling SoA WHY you were moving through, or that LLJK was the target of the Grand Coalition to Defeat the Villainous Goons...

Use common sense people... You brought this upon yourself.

Next time when trucking through other clan land with an army that rivals their largest army, try saying "Yo we are here and this is why" first...

DRZ or Fallen or a multitude of other clans would have lynched you on the spot too for unauthorized armies...

Was the SoA clan thread even checked to see if they had a policy on such things? Even if they do not, you should have checked first, as quite a few clans have a policy made public in the clan thread that says "anything past X will be attacked on sight."

*facepalm*
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Ujin on July 23, 2011, 06:30:08 pm
Are people forgetting the Clan Policies that were so prevalent in old Strategus?
Moving extremely large amount of troops though other Clan Territories without permission or even a heads-up makes them paranoid extremely fast, especially since no one even bothed telling SoA WHY you were moving through, or that LLJK was the target of the Grand Coalition to Defeat the Villainous Goons...

Use common sense people... You brought this upon yourself.

Next time when trucking through other clan land with an army that rivals their largest army, try saying "Yo we are here and this is why" first...

DRZ or Fallen or a multitude of other clans would have lynched you on the spot too for unauthorized armies...

Was the SoA clan thread even checked to see if they had a policy on such things? Even if they do not, you should have checked first, as quite a few clans have a policy made public in the clan thread that says "anything past X will be attacked on sight."

*facepalm*
nice try, but no.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: TomMyyY on July 23, 2011, 06:30:47 pm
It's not like we all agreed to attack the LLJK and send troops to that area, ofcourse troops are going to march around in other peoples territories. They were acting all suspicious all along, don't turn this thing around they are the one going to war against us, not the other way around.

Calling it a 'defensive move' attacking half our army and our village :\.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 23, 2011, 06:35:29 pm
So... asking again.... No one asked SoA for permission first to enter SoA lands with a massive army?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Ujin on July 23, 2011, 06:36:49 pm
So... asking again.... No one asked SoA for permission first to enter SoA lands with a massive army?
Cut the bullcrap already, Gebbels. It's pathetic.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 23, 2011, 06:40:33 pm
Cut the bullcrap already, Gebbels. It's pathetic.

No, what is pathetic is that you marched troops into Faction territory and automatically assumed that it would be ok, despite there being innumerable clans that have made it very public that large amounts of troops are not allowed.

Strategus has faction territories and I find it to be perfectly blunt, idiotic of you to assume you can march your troops where ever you damn well please. With the excuse of "I can march my troops anywhere" you could easily march through a faction territory with the supposed intent of going to another country then stop halfway in and attack the villages.

In real life, you don't see people sending troops or flying over other people's airspace without permission, and every game where there are nations you don't see people wandering through other people's territory without permission.

What is bullcrap is that you did not see this coming, despite having dedicated faction diplomats.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on July 23, 2011, 06:43:06 pm
When i spoke to you you said it was fine :(

So... asking again.... No one asked SoA for permission first to enter SoA lands with a massive army?

"Herp derp"

Thats what you 'mericans say right?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 23, 2011, 06:46:10 pm
"Herp derp"

Thats what you 'mericans say right?

Cute, perhaps you missed this:

Nicely done Templars. Marching into my lands. I WARNED YOU!
Just seemed too much. You should have entered into Military Access with us. But no, You think you can just walk right over us...

Well according to him The Templars are full of it, so are you taking on blind faith The Templars over SoA? Forgive me but I am going to side with the faction who has foreign troops on it over the faction who is on another faction's territory.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Osiris on July 23, 2011, 06:55:13 pm
Are people forgetting the Clan Policies that were so prevalent in old Strategus?
Moving extremely large amount of troops though other Clan Territories without permission or even a heads-up makes them paranoid extremely fast, especially since no one even bothed telling SoA WHY you were moving through, or that LLJK was the target of the Grand Coalition to Defeat the Villainous Goons...



why dont you look at the FUCKING MAP

WE WERE NOT IN SOA LANDS. I AM BETWEEN A NUETRAL TOWN AND OUR OWN BLOODY FIEF. Go Suck LLJK cocks some more if you cant read (forgot to note i was moving away from any SoA people or fiefs when they attacked. They are the ones full of shit)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on July 23, 2011, 06:58:34 pm
After agreeing to be allies to work together to fight the "LLJK Menace" ;)

Anyway if you think I am naive to believe the Templars, who are actually honest enough to stay on side with the "coalition" over the SoA who have traitorously jumped ship already and are idiot enough to think the LLJK will spare them for this action well, I am not sure you should be one to judge, you who take on blind faith that SoA are telling the truth when their actions say they should not be trusted.

Obviously turncoats are much more honest than loyal people! Not to mention how they are fallaciously trying to frame the assault on a village as a defensive action!

 :rolleyes:

Anyway /giveashit

This whole thing is just funny.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 23, 2011, 06:58:39 pm
"Herp derp"

Thats what you 'mericans say right?


This has blown mah freaking mind, 22nd with us?
THE WORLD IS GONNA END.

And ToD just... shut up, you weren't in the meeting were you?
That wasn't even all of it and also if we took a pic you would have seen the line that osiris was taking to Durquaba, anyway SoA take our lands with you're paranoia, take it, but good luck holding it against shogunate, vrn, sea raiders, acre and maybe NE. I bet you that paranoia wont save you against that.

OI YOU LOOKING AT ME LAND 'RONG ILL KELL YOU FER IT!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Osiris on July 23, 2011, 07:03:42 pm
When we act like assholes at least we make a crusade of it :D we dont backstab,



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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LordSnow on July 23, 2011, 07:34:59 pm
Byebye LLJK  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rikthor on July 23, 2011, 07:38:27 pm
Byebye LLJK  :rolleyes:

I think you made a strategical error.

e: So it is, technicalities. XD
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 23, 2011, 07:39:25 pm
I think you made a tactical error.

Technically this is a Strategical matter not a Tactical one (which would be on the battlefield itself).
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 23, 2011, 07:44:04 pm

This has blown mah freaking mind, 22nd with us?
THE WORLD IS GONNA END.

And ToD just... shut up, you weren't in the meeting were you?
That wasn't even all of it and also if we took a pic you would have seen the line that osiris was taking to Durquaba, anyway SoA take our lands with you're paranoia, take it, but good luck holding it against shogunate, vrn, sea raiders, acre and maybe NE. I bet you that paranoia wont save you against that.

OI YOU LOOKING AT ME LAND 'RONG ILL KELL YOU FER IT!

Acre ally with Templars ewww ;)

Hehe, (got ya back this time)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 23, 2011, 07:47:51 pm
Mummyyyy acwe did a poopooo in the lawn :(
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 23, 2011, 07:52:17 pm
I'm looking forward to seeing how this drama plays out.

 it's really fun when they cry about it.
Oh ya its gonna be fun  :twisted:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 23, 2011, 07:58:18 pm
Byebye LLJK  :rolleyes:
Pourquoi est-ce que vous devez combattre guerre du Shogunat, petit soldat ? Pourquoi mourir pour eux? Ils vous laissera quand vous échouez.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 23, 2011, 08:08:34 pm
pecores do you remember what happened last time you declared war on us


DO YOU REMEMBER
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LordSnow on July 23, 2011, 08:19:13 pm
pecores do you remember what happened last time you declared war on us


DO YOU REMEMBER

I remember very well, and you ?

Maybe you'll have some new bad memories soon.


And perhaps that you draw some hasty conclusions from a simple "Bye bye" no? :wink:

Did I said farewell?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 23, 2011, 08:24:12 pm
and thanks for all the fish.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: VVarlord on July 23, 2011, 08:24:28 pm
LLJK please wipe some of these bobs out for the love of all thing crpg.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: vinnytk on July 23, 2011, 08:45:27 pm
Byebye LLJK  :rolleyes:


hahahahaha

got to give shogunate some credit, convincing the peon clans to break their armys while they roll up late from the west to try to take over everything
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Damug on July 23, 2011, 08:59:35 pm
2 battles barely won, LLJK is going dowj before this is done.  It's time for me to jump ship.  Anyone in the Anti-LLJK Coalition looking for a pro 2hander?

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tetris on July 23, 2011, 09:00:40 pm
When i spoke to you you said it was fine :(

You got closer and closer casimir. Ontop of that you seperated armies.

Osiris army is right in between Tamnuh and Shibal, as for TomMyY's Right on top of Shibal.

Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 23, 2011, 09:04:54 pm
why dont you look at the FUCKING MAP

WE WERE NOT IN SOA LANDS. I AM BETWEEN A NUETRAL TOWN AND OUR OWN BLOODY FIEF.

You got closer and closer casimir. Ontop of that you seperated armies.

Osiris army is right in between Tamnuh and Shibal, as for TomMyY's Right on top of Shibal.



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Black is Templar, Blue is SoA.

Not in SoA lands? You are smack dab in the middle of two of the villages.

Why don't you, as you put it, "look at the FUCKING MAP."
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: young cococnut juice on July 23, 2011, 09:12:55 pm
I don't know about you guys but i'm fucking terrified of the mini clans that are gonna attack us
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rubicon on July 23, 2011, 09:16:38 pm
You got closer and closer casimir. Ontop of that you seperated armies.

Osiris army is right in between Tamnuh and Shibal, as for TomMyY's Right on top of Shibal.

Backstabber.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 23, 2011, 09:19:10 pm
I don't know about you guys but i'm fucking terrified of the mini clans that are gonna attack us
Come in lines, leave in piles
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tetris on July 23, 2011, 09:20:44 pm
Backstabber...No... My Viceroys started Panicking, As you can see.. My Viceroys launched the attacks. LoL



and backstabber how? You think I like those LLJKs? I already have a plan. Meh.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 23, 2011, 09:22:06 pm
Come in lines, leave in piles

Argh slanted, why you must always steal my thunder....
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 23, 2011, 09:24:56 pm
Argh slanted, why you must always steal my thunder....
Well, why must you go on vacation? Do you know who we had to sub in for you? Damug. Damug controlled a battalion. Think about that.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: young cococnut juice on July 23, 2011, 09:25:29 pm
I remember very well, and you ?

Maybe you'll have some new bad memories soon.


And perhaps that you draw some hasty conclusions from a simple "Bye bye" no? :wink:

Did I said farewell?

are you as fat as the grrm?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Casimir on July 23, 2011, 09:47:53 pm
As you know Tetris i told you what we were doing, you then launched an unnecessary attack against an ally, it shows you to be untrustworthy.  If we were going to attack you i assure you we would have used all our forces not just a portion.

Needless to say a failure to communicate has caused unnecessary losses for both sides.  I am mostly disappointed that you did not trust me and decided to attack without warning when we could have attacked you quite easily without warning from the position we were in.

Nevertheless i can understand why you reacted in this way and probably would have done so myself.

I can assure you that our intentions remained as they did when i last spoke to you and we did not want war with SoA as it benefits us in no way.


@Tears - please stay out of business that does not involve you, your screen shot is misleading as it does not show the movement of our armies and the way they were heading, towards Shariz and towards Durquba.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 23, 2011, 10:07:29 pm
@Tears - please stay out of business that does not involve you, your screen shot is misleading as it does not show the movement of our armies and the way they were heading, towards Shariz and towards Durquba.
Why would you have to go through SoA territory to head to Shariz? You could just go west.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Casimir on July 23, 2011, 10:16:50 pm
look at the top left army, look where its going... :/
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Magikarp on July 23, 2011, 10:41:45 pm
What was the result of the LLJK 2000 playrs vs Varangians 800+ players battle?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Damug on July 23, 2011, 10:49:32 pm
2 battles barely won, LLJK is going dowj before this is done.  It's time for me to jump ship.  Anyone in the Anti-LLJK Coalition looking for a pro 2hander?

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: young cococnut juice on July 23, 2011, 10:50:11 pm
What was the result of the LLJK 2000 playrs vs Varangians 800+ players battle?

what do you think
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Magikarp on July 23, 2011, 10:54:09 pm
what do you think
I wanted to know the exact numbers.

Thanks Damug.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 23, 2011, 10:58:18 pm
VRN lost their 700 but LLJK lost between 1200-1500
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 23, 2011, 11:01:59 pm
And the village battle LLJK almost lost

Summasummarum: LLJK sucks
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 23, 2011, 11:17:29 pm
VRN lost their 700 but LLJK lost between 1200-1500

VRN lost 750, LLJK lost 1200. Eh, EU servers, what're you gonna do.

The difference is we can replace those 1200 men in 24 hours, no sweat. It took VRN two weeks to make that army.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 23, 2011, 11:19:14 pm
You're behind the game, SPQR. Complete replacements for that 1200 are already heading north.

If we could get some of our inactive players to give us their fucking troops, we'd be sending double.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: young cococnut juice on July 23, 2011, 11:59:26 pm
And the village battle LLJK almost lost

Summasummarum: LLJK sucks

except whenever lljk attacks a village the defenses actually fill up. for everyone else maybe 5 dudes show up and crushed right off the bat
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Kalam on July 24, 2011, 12:00:40 am
All hail DJ Young Coconut Juice.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tetris on July 24, 2011, 12:05:51 am
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Kimbo Slice Productions?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 24, 2011, 12:08:17 am
Kimbo Slice Productions?

Featuring Young coconut juice and a shitty old can!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rikthor on July 24, 2011, 12:11:49 am
Kimbo Slice Productions?

Where do you think the juice comes from?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Ufthak on July 24, 2011, 04:51:06 am
Exact numbers for the two battles would look something like this: LLJK lost 1,600 troops, VRN lost about 1,100. Given the homefield advantage was for VRN, and for the village assault LLJK's general had a mental lapse and decided that equipment wasn't especially important, I'd say things went pretty well for LLJK. The disparity was only in tickets, both sides had something like 80 players. Regardless, it was a lot of fun.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rikthor on July 24, 2011, 05:24:52 am
Exact numbers for the two battles would look something like this: LLJK lost 1,600 troops, VRN lost about 1,100. Given the homefield advantage was for VRN, and for the village assault LLJK's general had a mental lapse and decided that equipment wasn't especially important, I'd say things went pretty well for LLJK. The disparity was only in tickets, both sides had something like 80 players. Regardless, it was a lot of fun.

Get your fancy schmancy logic out of here
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Armois on July 24, 2011, 06:03:53 am
REAL MEN fight without logic, wearing naught but a straw hat, a Sarranid padded vest, and a human wave attack o'er a grassy hill.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LordBerenger on July 24, 2011, 06:06:02 am
LET'S GO LLJK! YOU CAN DO IT! Break their back, fuck those pitiful clans in the ass and make them HUMBLE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K74ixqyA_1c&feature=related

PUT THEM IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH AND THEN MAKE THEM HUMBLE! Yaaaoow boring big alliances of weee clans trying to ruin yerr fun!

Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 24, 2011, 06:13:20 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkSFIWzi7aA&feature=related
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Sultan_Khalifa on July 24, 2011, 06:24:38 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkSFIWzi7aA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY&feature=player_embedded#at=40 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY&feature=player_embedded#at=40)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 24, 2011, 09:34:29 am
Actually this thread have lost its trail already in the #2 reply

LLJK wont get peace

close thread
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: young cococnut juice on July 24, 2011, 09:48:13 am
Actually this thread have lost its trail already in the #2 reply

LLJK wont get peace

close thread

there will be peace eventually
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 24, 2011, 09:52:40 am
Yep, after one of us gets destroyed, either us or you're ''ally'' and you.

Anyway I accually dont have a problem with you, its just that you can get over 100 members to zerg strat, now thats dangerous, with 100 members you could evauntly in a week take over a city. that is probably why were taking you out, and we will keep attacking until both of us get exhausted.
 
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 24, 2011, 10:00:19 am
Anyway I accually dont have a problem with you, its just that you can get over 100 members to zerg strat, now thats dangerous, with 100 members you could evauntly in a week take over a city. that is probably why were taking you out, and we will keep attacking until both of us get exhausted.
The problem with this thinking is that we're not getting exhausted. We've already recuperated our losses. I'm kind of doubting you or the VRN have done that.

As for SoA, we're not allies. More like co-belligerents at best, and even then just against the Templars. We respect them for seeing through the Shogunate and ATS plans, though.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 24, 2011, 10:08:50 am

Anyway I accually dont have a problem with you, its just that you can get over 100 members to zerg strat, now thats dangerous, with 100 members you could evauntly in a week take over a city.

Really makes you think..

Lljk's own allies, our insane production values, 150+ member roster..

Well just dispatch your smaller buddies one by one, while massing insane assault to your lands. 5 able generals who have like 15 year background in risk and have active replacements and fuckload of troops.


You still have chance to walk away and evade the horror that is angry, autistic goon.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 24, 2011, 10:13:51 am
You still have chance to walk away and evade the horror that is angry, autistic goon.
Really. We don't care if the the rats leave the sinking ship. It's the big fish-rats we're after.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: young cococnut juice on July 24, 2011, 10:19:07 am
Yep, after one of us gets destroyed, either us or you're ''ally'' and you.

Anyway I accually dont have a problem with you, its just that you can get over 100 members to zerg strat, now thats dangerous, with 100 members you could evauntly in a week take over a city. that is probably why were taking you out, and we will keep attacking until both of us get exhausted.

yes you and the 10 other guys from the mini clans will easily topple the Goon Menace.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Elerion on July 24, 2011, 11:38:50 am
ITT people think having 100 members is uncool, but making 8 clan alliances is cool.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gorath on July 24, 2011, 11:42:22 am
ITT people think having 100 members is uncool, but making 8 clan alliances is cool.

Half true.
Having 100 members is a zerg, and hence uncool to a very large degree.

Making 8 alliances is a nutcupping zerg, and possibly even MORE uncool than the former zergshit problem.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tetris on July 24, 2011, 11:48:39 am
Yep, after one of us gets destroyed, either us or you're ''ally'' and you.

Anyway I accually dont have a problem with you, its just that you can get over 100 members to zerg strat, now thats dangerous, with 100 members you could evauntly in a week take over a city. that is probably why were taking you out, and we will keep attacking until both of us get exhausted.

Tread carefully.


Words Hurt.  :!:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 24, 2011, 11:52:56 am
Ahhh, they only hurt if they happen...
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: young cococnut juice on July 24, 2011, 12:33:28 pm
Half true.
Having 100 members is a zerg, and hence uncool to a very large degree.

Making 8 alliances is a nutcupping zerg, and possibly even MORE uncool than the former zergshit problem.

what's even more uncool is having the larger clans in the alliance make the tiny ones do all the work
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Osiris on July 24, 2011, 12:42:37 pm
i didnt think trolls whined so much :D
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gorath on July 24, 2011, 01:03:09 pm
what's even more uncool is having the larger clans in the alliance make the tiny ones do all the work
No argument here.  Still I think the whole thing reeks of plebitude tbh.
Which is exactly why staying out of strategus altogether in any serious fashion is the best route for one's conscience.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Darkkarma on July 24, 2011, 02:04:55 pm
fuck one's conscience gorath!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 24, 2011, 02:25:03 pm
There wouldn't be any action if everyone used conscience!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 24, 2011, 03:20:27 pm
Half true.
Having 100 members is a zerg, and hence uncool to a very large degree.

Making 8 alliances is a nutcupping zerg, and possibly even MORE uncool than the former zergshit problem.

wtf gorath

Im starting actually like you
make it stop
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 24, 2011, 04:47:49 pm
Gorath said something reasonable?

I'm scared, Korea. Hold me.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 24, 2011, 05:07:47 pm
No argument here.  Still I think the whole thing reeks of plebitude tbh.
Which is exactly why staying out of strategus altogether in any serious fashion is the best route for one's conscience.

Did someone hit Gorath in the head with the intelligence mallet? OR did all those years of big rig hauling finally turn Gorath into a stoic?

Has our Gorath evolved?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Elerion on July 24, 2011, 05:51:23 pm
What?
Gorath is evolving!

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 24, 2011, 07:07:56 pm
ITS A TRAP
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: CtrlAltDe1337 on July 24, 2011, 07:24:11 pm
What?
Gorath is evolving!

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Just don't let him turn into a Garguro!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 24, 2011, 08:15:54 pm
Just wanted to point this out over again

Summasummarum: LLJK sucks
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 24, 2011, 08:17:05 pm
They lost, against all odds pecores won, long live the coalition.


(I just noticed, its like the neapolinic war all over again :3)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Sir_Bertran on July 24, 2011, 08:18:58 pm
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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 24, 2011, 08:20:13 pm
Hahaha  :D
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK on July 24, 2011, 08:21:58 pm
faaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttt

that was a pretty fun battle even though


poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Armois on July 24, 2011, 08:22:33 pm
We're pretty terrible and our mercs couldn't join the battle.  Your best friend in this was our good friend Sperger, who went 0:45 or something awesome, hahahaha.

Yeah we suck, and?  We've a fuckton of newbies that make me feel like fucking Tydeus or a Fallen archer.  Human wave doctrine much?  Good times.  You made me realize how spawndeath sucks and I salute you for this.

Good fight, see you next time.  Pew pew archer lasers.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 24, 2011, 08:26:33 pm
That was good fun surprsingly, bit close on TS it was screams of victory then defeat several times.

Memorable parts? the siege tower and catapult haha even if they were taken down it was a surprise to see them....working.

Very nice battles, shame about the 120+ ping all pecores team had, but was fun all the same
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 24, 2011, 08:27:47 pm
That was good fun surprsingly, bit close on TS it was screams of victory then defeat several times.

Memorable parts? the siege tower and catapult haha even if they were taken down it was a surprise to see them....working.

Very nice battles, shame about the 120+ ping all pecores team had, but was fun all the same

Yes indeed it was very fun battle! Looking forward for more battle shaped like this one!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Beans on July 24, 2011, 08:29:08 pm
Being one of the guys who got locked out when our hiring list fucked up, the game was pretty fun to watch as spectator. It did really suck that our best players were bugged out of the battle.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 24, 2011, 09:51:15 pm
I'm kind of proud LLJK was considered dangerous enough that someone took the effort to hack our leader's account and sabotage our battle.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 24, 2011, 09:54:44 pm
I'm kind of proud LLJK was considered dangerous enough that someone took the effort to hack our leader's account and sabotage our battle.

I didn't know you could transfer troops and items after the 4 hours of attack time... wow lol
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Count_RisArch on July 24, 2011, 09:59:31 pm
+1 Thread

Would read again.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 24, 2011, 10:05:38 pm
funny thing wouldbe that coalition would fart and die by tactical bans


Is beta really worth it?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 24, 2011, 10:08:04 pm
I'm kind of proud LLJK was considered dangerous enough that someone took the effort to hack our leader's account and sabotage our battle.

Excuse me?

What sort of new found drama did I miss this time...
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Darkkarma on July 24, 2011, 10:10:07 pm
Excuse me?

What sort of new found drama did I miss this time...


2:57 PM - Ufthak: gaga got hacked
 2:58 PM - Dexxtaa: Realy ?
 2:58 PM - Ufthak: yeah, we got unhired by the person and his army got transfered to a neutral castle
 3:01 PM - Ufthak: shik is in favor of a rollback because of gaga getting fucked over like that
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 24, 2011, 10:18:34 pm
Basically someone got into his account, unhired everyone, then hired back only the lowest level LLJK guys. So when we got into the battle we had 22 players missing including many of our best players, many of our archers, and Gaga himself who was supposed to lead the battle. The result was chaos on the field on our end.

Then his army was transferred off to a neutral castle.

So all and all, good times.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 24, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
People hacking over a game is just sad... back in my day...

I hope they get a nice long ban for such a thing.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 24, 2011, 10:20:23 pm

2:57 PM - Ufthak: gaga got hacked
 2:58 PM - Dexxtaa: Realy ?
 2:58 PM - Ufthak: yeah, we got unhired by the person and his army got transfered to a neutral castle
 3:01 PM - Ufthak: shik is in favor of a rollback because of gaga getting fucked over like that
Pretty much. A third of our players defending Ayn Assaudi (Almost all our mercs and a bunch of of regular LLJK players) were unhired minutes before the battle, leaving a few regulars and a lot of low-leveled players who are on the "if there's any slots left" list of hires. In addition, Gaga's entire army was transferred to Caraf Castle.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Duster on July 24, 2011, 10:20:34 pm
Wow. I'm not a fan of LLJK, but that's low.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 24, 2011, 10:21:09 pm
Didin't think you could hack strat, its a personalised key for each person, so you cant log in via the persons c-rpg.net page because their is no tab. So either someone had to have gained the same key as gaga uses...

(Is this true?)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 24, 2011, 10:22:19 pm
Didin't think you could hack strat, its a personalised key for each person, so you cant log in via the persons c-rpg.net page because their is no tab. So either someone had to have gained the same key as gaga uses...

(Is this true?)

It's true, chadz said it himself
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 24, 2011, 10:28:12 pm
first you log in crpg site

then open strat all in same ip, it works that way. Guess there are holes in chadz code, who knew
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 24, 2011, 10:41:15 pm
You would still nead the identical code to what she uses, surely?

And the only thing that can be done is to trace the IP and see if the IP is different for her log in.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 24, 2011, 10:54:16 pm
And the only thing that can be done is to trace the IP and see if the IP is different for her log in.
That's exactly what's been confirmed and what is being traced by the devs now.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gorath on July 24, 2011, 11:04:53 pm
Basically someone got into his account, unhired everyone, then hired back only the lowest level LLJK guys. So when we got into the battle we had 22 players missing including many of our best players, many of our archers, and Gaga himself who was supposed to lead the battle. The result was chaos on the field on our end.

Then his army was transferred off to a neutral castle.

So all and all, good times.

Ugh.
Putting all lolzy trolo'ing aside:  This is gay.  Sorry that some bundle of sticks did this to you guys.  I've been there on the recieving end, still working on getting back what was taken from me.  It's fucking lame that someone is such a pleb they have to hack shit in a game to stroke their e-peen.  Hope you guys get compensated for it and the situation is resolved.  Condolences. 
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 24, 2011, 11:19:55 pm
Ugh.
Putting all lolzy trolo'ing aside:  This is gay.  Sorry that some bundle of sticks did this to you guys.  I've been there on the recieving end, still working on getting back what was taken from me.  It's fucking lame that someone is such a pleb they have to hack shit in a game to stroke their e-peen.  Hope you guys get compensated for it and the situation is resolved.  Condolences.
WHY IS GORATH BEING SO REASONABLE TODAY?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING IN?!

GORATH HAS BEEN HACKED!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 24, 2011, 11:22:06 pm
GORATH, THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?

Why are you saying these things to goons, who you have crusaded against for so long? :S
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Darkkarma on July 24, 2011, 11:25:07 pm
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Gorath and LLJK totally had a ":3" moment in this thread and it was awesome.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Casimir on July 24, 2011, 11:26:18 pm
Same shit, different strat.

This shit happened before, it will happen again.

There weren't roll backs before why should there be now?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 24, 2011, 11:29:19 pm
Same shit, different strat.

This shit happened before, it will happen again.

There weren't roll backs before why should there be now?
CASIMIR OBVIOUSLY HACKED GAGA WTFBBQ!!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gorath on July 24, 2011, 11:31:51 pm
GORATH, THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?

Why are you saying these things to goons, who you have crusaded against for so long? :S

Cause honestly I've grown both bored and tired of it at this point.  It was always in trololo fun, Gaga and I even PM'd each other about this way back when.  But lately the trend seems to be insulting/threatening my daughter so it pretty much showed me that it's no longer friendly trololo fun back and forth but getting to a point of bullshit.  Getting email bombed from some random twit insulting me is one thing, but when the summation of that email was saying that he hopes my daughter gets gangraped it pretty much kills it for me.  It's not just them either, Kronic and others have decided that insulting my kid seems to be the new in-thing now so basically they win, I'm done and just going to stick to muting/ignoring people when need be and posting in as non-trololo manner as I can.

TLDR;  It stopped being all in good fun, so I quit the trololo game.  I lose, they win.  *Edit:  Carification;  by 'they' I mean the fuckwits that took this to the level of hacking my account, digging up RL info and the other bullshit.  Not lljk or any other group as a whole.*
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gnjus on July 25, 2011, 12:25:42 am
Sorry to read such shit Gorath, some of these things you mention are even on the edge of believable (we all know this is the internet but seriously....some things are way over the line even for internet trolls). Always hoped our ways will cross in beta Strategos (while we're all still in one map), since the Ping Ocean is an obstacle too big for regular battle servers......if not for any other reason then at least because we share the same "enthusiasm" for ranged units in this game.......  :wink:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Osiris on July 25, 2011, 12:37:20 am
its not that big! come play NA 1 its the lols :D
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gorath on July 25, 2011, 12:40:44 am
Always hoped our ways will cross in beta Strategos (while we're all still in one map), since the Ping Ocean is an obstacle too big for regular battle servers......if not for any other reason then at least because we share the same "enthusiasm" for ranged units in this game.......  :wink:

Still playing man, could still cross paths with you in strat.  :)  And yes, I've always understood your brand of "love" for ranged. 
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 25, 2011, 12:42:25 am
TLDR;  It stopped being all in good fun, so I quit the trololo game.  I lose, they win.  *Edit:  Carification;  by 'they' I mean the fuckwits that took this to the level of hacking my account, digging up RL info and the other bullshit.  Not lljk or any other group as a whole.*

What the fuck? Sad to hear this... Hope you wont experience such bullshit again in future!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 25, 2011, 12:47:16 am
Same shit, different strat.

This shit happened before, it will happen again.

There weren't roll backs before why should there be now?

Whats different is LLJK wasn't incompetent enough like Templars in last strat. What happen to Templars wasn't a hacker, you guys promoted new players in your clan to high enough rank to unhire mercs. This is way different. If one of my guys was a sleeper spy and unhired all of our mercs, I would tipped my hat to him and the Coalition, since that is some nice espionage. But this is a breach of chadz's code and compromising of the database. I am just glad my heirlooms remain intact.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gorath on July 25, 2011, 12:49:18 am
But this is a breach of chadz's code and compromising of the database. I am just glad my heirlooms remain intact.

Indeed.  Glad to hear you didn't lose the time investment on your character (heirlooms n' shit).  Did the strat situation get resolved then?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 25, 2011, 12:50:43 am
If one of my guys was a sleeper spy and unhired all of our mercs, I would tipped my hat to him and the Coalition, since that is some nice espionage. But this is a breach of chadz's code and compromising of the database. I am just glad my heirlooms remain intact.
Also, just to put it mildly, it's probably not in the community's best interest to make hacking the accounts of opposing clans a valid strategy whose outcome is accepted as legitimate.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 25, 2011, 12:55:54 am
Indeed.  Glad to hear you didn't lose the time investment on your character (heirlooms n' shit).  Did the strat situation get resolved then?

No, my clan wants a rollback along with couple of devs. Besides this, there was the whole new flags at spawn thing. Which messed up a lot of battles.

I rather just redo the battle on fair terms, but if that can't be had. Just give back my army that was transfered, the gold as well, and possibly a small refund on the lost troops do to hackers. We couldn't have 1/3rd of our mercs, might as well refund 1/3rd of our lost army and its gear in gold. Nevermind, I want it all back.

EDIT: the worse thing about this isn't losing the armies and gold, since we will recoup that in couple days. Its not having fun with bros on our merc list and goons that wanted to play but couldn't, cuz they got unhired.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rubicon on July 25, 2011, 01:20:04 am
Whats different is LLJK wasn't incompetent enough like Templars in last strat. What happen to Templars wasn't a hacker, you guys promoted new players in your clan to high enough rank to unhire mercs. This is way different. If one of my guys was a sleeper spy and unhired all of our mercs, I would tipped my hat to him and the Coalition, since that is some nice espionage. But this is a breach of chadz's code and compromising of the database. I am just glad my heirlooms remain intact.
Let me fix this for you. The rank system was implemented after the roster wipe. Anyhow, that kind of thing is just lame as hell and deserve a timelife ban to the hacker
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 25, 2011, 01:40:51 am
Let me fix this for you. The rank system was implemented after the roster wipe. Anyhow, that kind of thing is just lame as hell and deserve a timelife ban to the hacker

The thing you have to realize is that if there isn't a roll back, or we don't get refunded, then hacking has become a legitimate strategy. It becomes accepted.
Then hacking Strat accounts becomes a necessity - because there's essentially no difference between destroying an army in a battle or hacking the General and sending it to yourself or a neutral or whatever.

If this shit isn't taken care of, there's going to be more of this. More people will start using it.

This is essentially the atomic bomb of Strategus if it just becomes an accepted risk. That's not the kind of game I think anyone wants to play.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LordBerenger on July 25, 2011, 01:57:05 am
Same shit, different strat.

This shit happened before, it will happen again.

There weren't roll backs before why should there be now?

DAMN U CASIMIR! U HAXZORR!!!!

UNHACK LADY GAGA CASHYMIR!!111
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Casimir on July 25, 2011, 02:20:42 am
I'm a notorious hacker.

I personally feel that as in any beta game bugs and problems like this are to be expected, hopefully the devs will be able to solve this problem for the final release of strategus, whenever that does come.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rikthor on July 25, 2011, 02:35:00 am
I'm a notorious hacker.

I personally feel that as in any beta game bugs and problems like this are to be expected, hopefully the devs will be able to solve this problem for the final release of strategus, whenever that does come.

You can't be serious that hacking should be an expected problem?

e: Oh wait, it benefited you so I guess you can say that. We wouldn't be saying this kind of shit had Pecores/Coalition had been hacked.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 25, 2011, 02:36:03 am
You can't be serious that hacking should be an expected problem?
He expected it cos he did it.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Casimir on July 25, 2011, 02:45:02 am
Security problems are an issue in all online games, on the internet there are hackers, you goons know that better than most.

This will hopefully result in a  further improvement to the strategus security to prevent repeat hackings. A roll back, although it has its benefits, would also have devastating effects on other clans completely uninvolved in the conflict.

also yes of course i don't want you guys to have more troops... who would?


It would obviously be wrong to condone hacking in anyway and i do indeed feel sorry for you guys that you suffered this attack, however i'm in favor of reimbursement at the most, not a roll back.

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: okiN on July 25, 2011, 03:34:11 am
Whats different is LLJK wasn't incompetent enough like Templars in last strat. What happen to Templars wasn't a hacker, you guys promoted new players in your clan to high enough rank to unhire mercs. This is way different. If one of my guys was a sleeper spy and unhired all of our mercs, I would tipped my hat to him and the Coalition, since that is some nice espionage. But this is a breach of chadz's code and compromising of the database. I am just glad my heirlooms remain intact.

Actually, if memory serves, back when the Templars and their allies got screwed over there were no restrictions concerning who had access to hiring lists -- IIRC access by rank was added as a response to those incidents. All the "espionage" involved there was some undercover 22nd, DRZ or whoever getting accepted into the faction, and since the game was a lot more innocent then and it wasn't clear yet just what some people would do to be more "competitive", I really wouldn't call that much of an achievement. What happened to you is equally shitty, but I have to say that I'm pretty surprised to see you being such a dick about it.

Also, your account being compromised isn't the same as the database being compromised. Still, whatever level of vulnerability we're dealing with here, it's important to handle it ASAP. As far as rollbacks go, though, it was never done for incidents like this before, whether they were caused by bugs or cheating. I don't really see how this is all that different. Personally, I don't think a rollback is a bad idea, but if there's one now, then it means we need to start seeing a lot more rollbacks in the future whenever shit goes badly for somebody in an unfair way, even if it doesn't really break Strategus at large.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 25, 2011, 04:00:24 am
Personally, I don't think a rollback is a bad idea, but if there's one now, then it means we need to start seeing a lot more rollbacks in the future whenever shit goes badly for somebody in an unfair way, even if it doesn't really break Strategus at large.

You are being extremely short sighted about this incident. If the devs allow hacking players accounts, which in turn will be used to remove troops, change rosters, kick all players from the clan, or hand over gold/gear/troops to anyone nearby, then other clans will employ this new tactic to further their clan's prerogative in strategus. It is game breaking, and is not at all similar to the incidents in old Strat when the devs didn't have the foresight to implement a hardcoded ranking system.

If account hacking becomes a viable tactic, be prepared to have many more of these incidents and droves of players quitting the game. Since the game ceases to be fun at that point, and moves in the direction of bundle of sticksry.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: okiN on July 25, 2011, 04:09:39 am
You're not wrong, as such, but I still think that if there's a rollback or reimbursement here, then it needs to inform future responses to similar situations, even if they don't have quite as worrying implications. No abuses or cheating should be tolerated, regardless of whether there are security breaches involved. The same argument applies: whenever you allow some kind of cheating, bug abuse or what have you in order to gain an advantage in Strat, then you're encouraging continued abuse, and over time it leads to a constant escalation of ugliness in the game. Just like here, it's not enough to just forbid it or prevent it from being done in the future, because whoever does it first still gets the edge. The stance of no refunds on losses due to bugs, no matter how serious, might also be reconsidered.

If chadz is worried about rollbacks messing up the game, just do a wipe instead. Give us the bigger, two-continent, time-zoned map while you're at it. :wink:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 25, 2011, 04:23:32 am
The precedent for reimbursing hacking victims was already set when the people who had their crpg characters hacked had their items returned and characters un-deleted. This is no different, only on a much larger scale because it not only effects Gaga, but everyone else in the clan too (in this case, over 100 people).

In the case of the old "unhiring everyone on the list" trick, yes it was clearly abuse of a faulty game mechanic but before it started cropping up there was no rule against it anywhere. Hell, I doubt most people even imagined it was possible. Hacking into peoples accounts, on the other hand has been, and always will be, absolutely against the rules. Taking immediate action in the form of a rollback or reimbursement will make future hacking attempts significantly less attractive as they will know that any temporary mayhem they may cause will be undone and they will be banned. Doing nothing, on the other hand will practically ensure that this becomes a repeating occurrence.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 25, 2011, 06:16:16 am
You can't be serious that hacking should be an expected problem?

This is a game on the internet... are you sure you want to stand by saying that hacking is not to be expected? Even a small mod like c-RPG has rampant hacking, not just the larger ones like EVE and Counter Strike...
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gumdrawp on July 25, 2011, 06:19:55 am
This is a game on the internet... are you sure you want to stand by saying that hacking is not to be expected? Even a small mod like c-RPG has rampant hacking, not just the larger ones like EVE and Counter Strike...

The problem is if you allow this to be commonplace just wait until the russians and lljk go to war, so many people will be hacked you might as well wipe the entirety crpg.

Something should be done to compensate LLJK whether it be a rollback of just the ayn aussaudi fief and gaga's army or a full strat rollback. At the very least gaga should get his troops back and LLJK should get some sort of compensation for ayn aussaudi getting fucked due to the roster wipe.

Regardless of that just becuase somethings on the internet doesnt mean you should expect to be hacked. Sure its always possible but i doubt anyone ever expects to be hacked in any game. Its kind of a moronic argument to make.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Mtemtko on July 25, 2011, 08:14:57 am
The problem is if you allow this to be commonplace just wait until the russians and lljk go to war, so many people will be hacked you might as well wipe the entirety crpg.

Something should be done to compensate LLJK whether it be a rollback of just the ayn aussaudi fief and gaga's army or a full strat rollback. At the very least gaga should get his troops back and LLJK should get some sort of compensation for ayn aussaudi getting fucked due to the roster wipe.

Regardless of that just becuase somethings on the internet doesnt mean you should expect to be hacked. Sure its always possible but i doubt anyone ever expects to be hacked in any game. Its kind of a moronic argument to make.

I think I have never seen any kind of refund in strategus because its BETA, I know hacking has nothing to do with bugs etc, but even when in old strat when templars wiped their roster before the battle for ????(afaik some guy hacked in an account and wiped it a minute before the battle) reason there was no refund.
Good luck....
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Damug on July 25, 2011, 08:18:06 am
I think I have never seen any kind of refund in strategus because its BETA, I know hacking has nothing to do with bugs etc, but even when in old strat when templars wiped their roster before the battle for ????(afaik some guy hacked in an account and wiped it a minute before the battle) reason there was no refund.
Good luck....
Did you even read the thread?
Actually, if memory serves, back when the Templars and their allies got screwed over there were no restrictions concerning who had access to hiring lists -- IIRC access by rank was added as a response to those incidents. All the "espionage" involved there was some undercover 22nd, DRZ or whoever getting accepted into the faction, and since the game was a lot more innocent then and it wasn't clear yet just what some people would do to be more "competitive", I really wouldn't call that much of an achievement.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Mtemtko on July 25, 2011, 08:20:14 am
Did you even read the thread?

No I didnt, I just stumbled upon this poor abused thread and wanted to point out theres no fucking way you are getting a refund.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Raxmus on July 25, 2011, 09:28:35 am
Same shit, different strat.

This shit happened before, it will happen again.

There weren't roll backs before why should there be now?

We had slaves hundreds of years ago, why should we not have them now?

I'm going to say that analogy until people stop thinking that the wrong past is justification for a wrong future.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 25, 2011, 09:37:07 am
No, my clan wants a rollback along with couple of devs

This is why devs should stay neutral and be forbidden to have player characters
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Boss_Awesome on July 25, 2011, 09:56:17 am
Whoever hacked the army is an idiot who has gotten way to competetive.  Cheating is the domain of people who just HAVE to win, no matter what.  Pathetic really.  I want to see them get a refund with maybe a bonus because A) it's only fair, B) it would really piss off whoever did this, and C) it would discourage this type of behavior in the future.  The best way to reward hackers is to let them get what they want, in this case to destroy an attacking army.    At least one of LLJK's enemies is a real piece of shit and I hope I get a chance to fight whoever that is. 
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Ujin on July 25, 2011, 11:27:36 am
Can't say i enjoy seeing Gaga hacked (especially if it also included someone going through your personal stuff),but the "it's only fair" arguments lobbying a rollback are kinda silly =). I'm hoping for a partial/full wipe soon.... and two continents (servers).

P.S. Out of curiosity, weren't LLJK themselves involved in hacking other players accounts in cRPG recently ? If yes - well,  what goes around  ,comes around.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Elerion on July 25, 2011, 11:46:45 am
No abuses or cheating should be tolerated, regardless of whether there are security breaches involved. The same argument applies: whenever you allow some kind of cheating, bug abuse or what have you in order to gain an advantage in Strat, then you're encouraging continued abuse, and over time it leads to a constant escalation of ugliness in the game.
The problem with rules against "exploiting" is that unless there's a specific rule written about a specific exploit, the line is extremely muddy. Check out the Merc vs BRD debate regarding invisible walls for example.

When your spawn is behind an invisible wall:
Are you breaking the rules if you stand behind it and shoot enemies?
Are you breaking the rules if you don't attack from behind it, but move behind it to reach a better exit position?
Are you breaking the rules if you don't attack from behind it or move behind it, but wait behind it until the enemy can be repelled before you move out?
Are you breaking the rules if you position your army up against the invisible wall, thus cutting off the enemy's opportunity to flank you from behind?
Are you breaking the rules if you use a tactic that doesn't directly utilize the invisible wall, but that would be infeasible if the wall was not there? (e.g. not caring about protecting your spawn)

This is a classic muddy line, and unless specific rules are made describing exactly what you are allowed to do, rules against "exploiting in general" won't solve the question. There are hundreds of game mechanics and bugs like this that can be abused to some extent, and you probably can't write rules for all of them.

Hacking, on the other hand, can be easily forbidden with a single rule: Accessing another player's account without authorization is not allowed. The line here is pretty clear cut.

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Babelfish on July 25, 2011, 11:49:23 am
but the "it's only fair" arguments lobbying a rollback are kinda silly =)

Not as silly as strategus will be if hacking is encouraged.

Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tydeus on July 25, 2011, 11:57:39 am
P.S. Out of curiosity, weren't LLJK themselves involved in hacking other players accounts in cRPG recently ? If yes - well,  what goes around  ,comes around.
There was a time when I respected Shogunate, then I came across the post of one of their members and it made me hate their entire clan. If you're going to judge a clan by one member's actions, maybe everyone else should do the same?

I guess it's a good thing not everyone thinks like you.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: PhantomZero on July 25, 2011, 12:20:00 pm
P.S. Out of curiosity, weren't LLJK themselves involved in hacking other players accounts in cRPG recently ? If yes - well,  what goes around  ,comes around.

There was a BIRD clan member who was banned for hacking into player accounts recently, yes, what of it? If you recall LLJK members were among the first whose accounts were compromised.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 25, 2011, 01:17:36 pm
Strategus is meant to test the mind and ability of clans, wheather it means teamwork, slaughter, pillage whatever you want, strategus is there to be played mainly as a team. Yet if one clans(s) resort to hacking just to 'get one up' on their opponent, then that is truly sad. No games are meant to be abused, hacked, or recoded for certain players just to get an edge. LLJK even if i may not like your notorious backstabs, what happened is inexcusable and i hope you get compensated in some manner.

Whoever hacked her account, not only deserves a ban from cRPG but from other mods as well, if they wish to ruin peoples games and fun then their fun should be taken from them as well.

Plus ye im all for another wipe (might not fail at the beginning haha)--Jokes of course
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Cicero on July 25, 2011, 02:28:05 pm
ffs wikileaks attacked strategus !!!!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Ujin on July 25, 2011, 03:38:22 pm
There was a BIRD clan member who was banned for hacking into player accounts recently, yes, what of it? If you recall LLJK members were among the first whose accounts were compromised.
No, i don't recall, that's exactly why i was asking, my apologies than. Anyways, it always sucks when someone gets hacked (yes, even LLJK =) )  .
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: The_Angle on July 25, 2011, 03:48:00 pm
ffs wikileaks attacked strategus !!!!

I'm quite sure it was the American government, because cRPG is 'unamerican'.
Anyways, I also agree with Cymro here.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Blondin on July 25, 2011, 04:33:13 pm
No big deal, eventually this version of strat will be wipe.

The point is to found out how to avoid such behaviour.
How can hackers be so stupid to not figure out that this is so obvious to find what they did...
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 25, 2011, 04:46:37 pm
No big deal, eventually this version of strat will be wipe.

The point is to found out how to avoid such behaviour.
How can hackers be so stupid to not figure out that this is so obvious to find what they did...

Hahaha at "no big deal" iv it was someone else they'd be as much as miffed as we are atm

Also just give gaga his army and gold back so we can fight that battle again, fair and square. Fuck devs and anyone who says that 'hacking s part of mmos deal with it' maybe your account is next and one day you wake up all your poopsocked heirlooms sold for bunch of rocks. :!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 25, 2011, 05:01:48 pm
Hahaha at "no big deal" iv it was someone else they'd be as much as miffed as we are atm

Also just give gaga his army and gold back so we can fight that battle again, fair and square. Fuck devs and anyone who says that 'hacking s part of mmos deal with it' maybe your account is next and one day you wake up all your poopsocked heirlooms sold for bunch of rocks. :!
But i like Rocks :(
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Blondin on July 25, 2011, 05:19:56 pm
I said no big deal because of future wipe, that's all, i can understand you are upset, even if it's just a game, but plz don't tell me if it's someone else, it already happens to someone else.

Ps : i'm not in a clan and have nothing against lljk.
Ps2: there is no loom in strat
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 25, 2011, 05:21:26 pm
LLJK even if i may not like your notorious backstabs

Ok, hold on a second. Maybe I'm just in a cranky mood cause two of our armies got ruined by a hacker, but I can't let this just slide by. Can you present a list of these "notorious backstabs" because I would sure like to see it. Sure is tiresome seeing people spout crap like this all the time with nothing to back it up, in an attempt to try and poison the well against us. I've been with LLJK since the beginning and as far as I know we've honored every diplomatic deal we've made. The problem is most of you clans have this twisted idea that we are out here dishonoring deals left and right, when the truth is the vast majority of clans don't even try to engage us in diplomacy, they just assume we're the bad guys and plan accordingly.

Believe me, when LLJK stabs you, it won't be in the back, we'll be in front of you, stabbing you right in the face.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 25, 2011, 05:42:07 pm
Ok you want a list, ill give you one you.

Phantomzero agreed with a non-agression pact, with a race to capture shariz, thus he said he would 'honour' his word so as to not atatck each others fiefs.

You ask for a Peace agreement then attack Searaiders and VRN

When 50 of your guys attacked my 187 army he said it was a 'fault' and that neither team would fight, and he would make sure noone was hired. 5 mins before the battle 30 guys are hired.

Your diplomat coming into TS and saying yeah we wont attack, a minute later saying and i quote 'you are going to die you little British Fucks' (Heads up our leader is Belgium)

May be a short list, but these are my dealings with you.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rikthor on July 25, 2011, 05:52:17 pm
You ask for a Peace agreement then attack Searaiders and VRN

I can't speak to the other stuff about supposed non aggression pacts blah blah blah but this....

The entire post was calling out your Coalition of the Not So Honorable for trying to use backroom dealings in a way to unite 8 clans with the backing of the Northern Empire to wipe us out of the desert. Your clan, was one of the instigators of this coalition so trying to paint yourself as someone who was backstabbed and therefore are a poor, pitiful clan is a joke. Searaiders and VRN are a part of this as are Pecores. Which is why, herp a derp, they were attacked. Maybe the sarcasm/joke about peace went over your head but go back and read the initial post for it.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gildiss on July 25, 2011, 05:54:18 pm
Ok you want a list, ill give you one you.

Phantomzero agreed with a non-agression pact, with a race to capture shariz, thus he said he would 'honour' his word so as to not atatck each others fiefs.

You ask for a Peace agreement then attack Searaiders and VRN

When 50 of your guys attacked my 187 army he said it was a 'fault' and that neither team would fight, and he would make sure noone was hired. 5 mins before the battle 30 guys are hired.

Your diplomat coming into TS and saying yeah we wont attack, a minute later saying and i quote 'you are going to die you little British Fucks' (Heads up our leader is Belgium)

May be a short list, but these are my dealings with you.

One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.
The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.

Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.

"Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water,
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 25, 2011, 05:56:13 pm
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.
The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.

Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.

"Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water,

Kudos for inserting Native American folklore into the discussion.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Ujin on July 25, 2011, 06:01:23 pm
Btw LLJK , i've completely forgotten to thank you for those extra troops and gold you've put inside Jamiche when we were capturing it =).
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 25, 2011, 06:05:12 pm
Ok you want a list, ill give you one you.

Phantomzero agreed with a non-agression pact, with a race to capture shariz, thus he said he would 'honour' his word so as to not atatck each others fiefs.

Pretty sure "being a member of a secret coalition to destroy us" counts as breaching a non-aggression pact.

Quote
You ask for a Peace agreement then attack Searaiders and VRN
Self defense. We had to send a strong message that we will not tolerate these shenanigans in our backyard. Also the thread title is tongue-in-cheek, obviously.

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When 50 of your guys attacked my 187 army he said it was a 'fault' and that neither team would fight, and he would make sure noone was hired. 5 mins before the battle 30 guys are hired.

Your diplomat coming into TS and saying yeah we wont attack, a minute later saying and i quote 'you are going to die you little British Fucks' (Heads up our leader is Belgium)

May be a short list, but these are my dealings with you.

As soon as you guys teamed up against us a de facto state of hostilities existed between us. It just took you guys longer to realize it than us.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 25, 2011, 06:13:42 pm
Silly LLJK, the negotiations with phantomzero happened before coalation was made.

Silly... you LLJK guys can take your hat off and smile for your creation... the coalation.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 25, 2011, 06:48:47 pm
You wanted mit nun as your jerusalem, as your hq to move in peace around desert. As we knew your symphatizers, we thought that if you want your jerusalem, you better fight for it.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 25, 2011, 06:51:11 pm
One thing that always confused me...

Why are the Crusaders of Acre using the banner for the Kingom of Jerusalem and crusading for a new Jerusalem and not for a new Acre?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 25, 2011, 06:57:57 pm
Why are the Crusaders of Acre using the banner for the Kingdom of Jerusalem and crusading for a new Jerusalem and not for a new Acre?
Why are people attempting to emulate the Crusader States and Military Order at all? I could think of a hell of a lot better role-models than short-lived religious dictatorships that ended up getting massacred by far more competent enemies.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gumdrawp on July 25, 2011, 07:01:03 pm
Why are people attempting to emulate the Crusader States and Military Order at all? I could think of a hell of a lot better role-models than short-lived religious dictatorships that ended up getting massacred by far more competent enemies.

Oh, you mean like...peasants?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 25, 2011, 07:03:01 pm
Why are people attempting to emulate the Crusader States and Military Order at all? I could think of a hell of a lot better role-models than short-lived religious dictatorships that ended up getting massacred by far more competent enemies.

Maybe because they are shiney and look cool or the people like the romanticised portrayal of them that the renaissance created (The renaissance did a lot of things to "cloud" history such as inventing a new character called Lancelot into the king Arthur tales to promote chivalry, or inventing the idea that all knights wore shining armour and favored the one handed sword)?

I admit that I like the Teutonic Knights as when they were initially created they had an admirable goal, as they were the knights of Saint Mary and promoted various ideals that were for the most part nice. The Knights of Saint John for example were created initially to protect hospitals which is a very admirable goal (Just not so admirable when they later turned to privateering).
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 25, 2011, 07:13:17 pm
Why do we have to follow the history?

Bah...
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 25, 2011, 07:24:38 pm
Why do we have to follow the history?

Bah...
So you dont want to protect the poor christians in the desert from the Sarecens(LLJK) as per history.:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 25, 2011, 07:37:59 pm
So you dont want to protect the poor christians in the desert from the Sarecens(LLJK) as per history.:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
THOSE PILGRIMS WERE LOOKING AT US FUNNY
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Osiris on July 25, 2011, 07:40:39 pm
Yes fun roleplay is bad! Lets all act like total trolls and call ourselves goons thats much more respectable!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gildiss on July 25, 2011, 07:43:36 pm
Yes fun roleplay is bad! Lets all act like total trolls and call ourselves goons thats much more respectable!

Your lack of historical accuracy in your roleplay is RUINING MY IMMERSION
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Gumdrawp on July 25, 2011, 08:36:26 pm
Yes fun roleplay is bad! Lets all act like total trolls and call ourselves goons thats much more respectable!

If i could i'd give you an award for being too serious.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Osiris on July 25, 2011, 08:49:45 pm
guess you dont know templars :D but then again the only people in the world who have fun or a sense of humour are americans right :D
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 25, 2011, 08:50:47 pm
guess you dont know templars :D but then again the only people in the world who have fun or a sense of humour are americans right :D

You just had to whip out the "nationalism joke card" huh...
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Casimir on July 25, 2011, 08:55:20 pm
you make tears sad!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Osiris on July 25, 2011, 09:05:02 pm
 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: dynamike on July 25, 2011, 09:11:31 pm
The result was chaos on the field on our end.

This is a blatant lie. We never fought on your side.




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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: PhantomZero on July 25, 2011, 09:20:28 pm
Ok you want a list, ill give you one you.

Phantomzero agreed with a non-agression pact, with a race to capture shariz, thus he said he would 'honour' his word so as to not atatck each others fiefs.

You ask for a Peace agreement then attack Searaiders and VRN

When 50 of your guys attacked my 187 army he said it was a 'fault' and that neither team would fight, and he would make sure noone was hired. 5 mins before the battle 30 guys are hired.

Your diplomat coming into TS and saying yeah we wont attack, a minute later saying and i quote 'you are going to die you little British Fucks' (Heads up our leader is Belgium)

May be a short list, but these are my dealings with you.

1. Bullshit, you had already talked with Searaiders and VRN to the point they wouldn't even talk to us. We saw the writing on the wall and the failure at Mit Nun was too good an opportunity to pass up. The coalition had been in the planning stages much longer than you are telling.

2. I never attacked you, Gaga did. I don't have any control over that drunken lunatic and his army.

3. Sea Raiders were allowed to leave with a 700 strong force, which surprise surprise is now coming back as 1,600. So much for our leniency, any other forces wishing to leave the desert have been allowed to do so, forces entering the desert have been attacked however.

4. Our diplomat was trained at the finest institutions available on the internet in international diplomacy and politics, I can only assume you fucked something up to make him behave that way.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Casimir on July 25, 2011, 09:24:38 pm

2. I never attacked you, Gaga did. I don't have any control over that drunken lunatic and his army.


so drunk he gave away his army and wiped his own roster and didn't remember?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 25, 2011, 09:29:17 pm
1. Bullshit, you had already talked with Searaiders and VRN to the point they wouldn't even talk to us. We saw the writing on the wall and the failure at Mit Nun was too good an opportunity to pass up. The coalition had been in the planning stages much longer than you are telling.

2. I never attacked you, Gaga did. I don't have any control over that drunken lunatic and his army.

3. Sea Raiders were allowed to leave with a 700 strong force, which surprise surprise is now coming back as 1,600. So much for our leniency, any other forces wishing to leave the desert have been allowed to do so, forces entering the desert have been attacked however.

4. Our diplomat was trained at the finest institutions available on the internet in international diplomacy and politics, I can only assume you fucked something up to make him behave that way.

1) The coalition hadnt been talked about until after you attacked and took over Mit Nun
4) We didint talk to him, he said those words and then left, and he really took internet courses for diplomacy? Wow, how sad. Are you sure he was your diplomat? I mean Goatee didn't seem the type
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Lockt on July 25, 2011, 09:35:45 pm
he really took internet courses for diplomacy? Wow, how sad.

This is baffling.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: legionarei on July 25, 2011, 09:35:58 pm
so drunk he gave away his army and wiped his own roster and didn't remember?

Seriously?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 25, 2011, 09:44:12 pm
1) The coalition hadnt been talked about until after you attacked and took over Mit Nun
4) We didint talk to him, he said those words and then left, and he really took internet courses for diplomacy? Wow, how sad. Are you sure he was your diplomat? I mean Goatee didn't seem the type

Like a broken record, havent your new king(:D) given you anything new to say?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Baggy on July 25, 2011, 10:14:31 pm
This is baffling.
This thread in a nutshell.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: wylker on July 25, 2011, 10:17:17 pm
Silly LLJK, the negotiations with phantomzero happened before coalation was made.


The negotiations may have happened beforehand, but the "us handing you your ass on a plate" happened after.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Lockt on July 25, 2011, 10:23:23 pm
The negotiations may have happened beforehand, but the "us handing you your ass on a plate" happened after.

But we should have continued to honor our word, even as they slipped the dick in our collective ass.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 25, 2011, 11:26:10 pm
1. Bullshit, you had already talked with Searaiders and VRN to the point they wouldn't even talk to us. We saw the writing on the wall and the failure at Mit Nun was too good an opportunity to pass up. The coalition had been in the planning stages much longer than you are telling.

I couldn't talk to you guys, you banned me from your TS the 1st time I came to talk to you because I wouldn't tell you my plans, I don't even tell my own members my plans. :p

Also Zealot we should play Magicka some moar.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 25, 2011, 11:32:13 pm
*forms anti-LLJK alliance*
*moves armies right next to their territory*
*is shocked and appalled when LLJK dont invite them in for tea and crumpets*

"By god, what savages! They wouldn't even let our armies into strike position, can you believe that? How very rude! Assemble the council at once!"
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LordBerenger on July 25, 2011, 11:41:58 pm
Really? Thats the best casus belli you've got, that we were rude to you?

*forms anti-LLJK alliance*
*moves armies right next to their territory*
*is shocked and appalled when LLJK dont invite them in for tea and crumpets*

"By god, what savages! They wouldn't even let our armies into strike position, can you believe that? How very rude! Assemble the council at once!"

 :lol:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: ABCF on July 25, 2011, 11:43:31 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jqscMDsJq4
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 26, 2011, 12:31:40 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jqscMDsJq4

LOL
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Damug on July 26, 2011, 01:05:05 am
Also Zealot we should play Magicka some moar.
What about me, yah big jerk.  I like friendly games of shogun more though personally.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Classical on July 26, 2011, 01:27:24 am
We really should, that was pretty fun man, I keep seeing if you're on but you never are. :(
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 26, 2011, 02:25:46 am
We really should, that was pretty fun man, I keep seeing if you're on but you never are. :(

Steam friends is always offline.
And I'm always in the afk channel on TS, just poke me. :p
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Damug on July 26, 2011, 02:26:58 am
Steam friends is always offline.
And I'm always in the afk channel on TS, just poke me. :p
Still no acknowledgement that I even exist. So hurtful.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 26, 2011, 02:27:19 am
Still no acknowledgement that I even exist. So hurtful.

I'm sorry have we met?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 26, 2011, 02:28:27 am
I'm sorry have we met?

Who are you talking to?  :?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 26, 2011, 02:30:34 am
Who are you talking to?  :?

I don't know.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Damug on July 26, 2011, 02:40:17 am
I'm sorry have we met?
I played video games with you and Zealot for like 2 hours.  I was on your team when we crushed them in shogun.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 26, 2011, 02:48:51 am
Ok I'm starting to feel bad now, I'm just kidding with you Damug, I love you lots.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 26, 2011, 05:15:36 am
Welp.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tanreall on July 26, 2011, 05:17:45 am
Hacked again! Woo! Lucky dfc was able to win it for us.


All Goons and mercs who weren't in dfc were kicked from the roster.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Armois on July 26, 2011, 05:18:16 am
I must say thank you to the hackers this time around.  Their decision to unhire all of LLJK allowed Tydeus and Co. to win the battle almost bloodlessly!

Seriously, we would have lost more gear/tickets from teamkills.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rikthor on July 26, 2011, 05:18:51 am
Pretty cool, another database hack, pretty cool ruining strategus for everyone. It hit both sides this time.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: ABCF on July 26, 2011, 05:19:01 am
All in favor of a rollback now that LLJK won a battle?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Zorato on July 26, 2011, 05:19:32 am
go team gumdrawp!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Zorato on July 26, 2011, 05:20:54 am
ps: i'm gay  :oops:
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Megafunk on July 26, 2011, 05:21:05 am
Bet all my money on tydeus, was not disappointed.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: legionarei on July 26, 2011, 05:22:52 am
All in favor of a rollback now that LLJK won a battle?

I don't want to win because some people are horrendous sperglords who have to hack to get an unfair advantage, I want to win because we use human wave attacks and troll people to rage.

It doesn't matter who won here, it still needs a rollback. It's ruining the game for everyone.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rikthor on July 26, 2011, 05:24:21 am
I don't want to win because some people are horrendous sperglords who have to hack to get an unfair advantage, I want to win because we use human wave attacks and troll people to rage.

It doesn't matter who won here, it still needs a rollback. It's ruining the game for everyone.

Yup, even if this shit happened to Shogunate or ATS I would want a rollback. No one wants to win this way, much less not even be able to play.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: ABCF on July 26, 2011, 05:25:17 am
It's ruining the game for everyone.

visitors can't see pics , please register or login
 (http://imgur.com/TQusV)The same could be said of all goons.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Megafunk on July 26, 2011, 05:33:06 am
whos gay?

its me!
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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: vinnytk on July 26, 2011, 05:45:34 am
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
 (http://imgur.com/TQusV)The same could be said of all goons.


No idea what happened in the battle but I laughed
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 26, 2011, 05:46:40 am
Yeah, while this:
(click to show/hide)
Is hilarious - don't get me wrong - it's just not what Strategus is supposed to be.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: vinnytk on July 26, 2011, 05:50:32 am
Yeah, while this:
(click to show/hide)
Is hilarious - don't get me wrong - it's just not what Strategus is supposed to be.

Hahaha, anyone record it?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Raxmus on July 26, 2011, 05:51:20 am
Yeah, while this:
(click to show/hide)
Is hilarious - don't get me wrong - it's just not what Strategus is supposed to be.

Do you play on a Pentium 2?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Beans on July 26, 2011, 05:52:42 am
Why not turn off 100 bodies so you can turn on shaders?

Shitty we got hacked again though!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 26, 2011, 05:55:36 am
Why not turn off 100 bodies so you can turn on shaders?
More bodies is more better.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Ufthak on July 26, 2011, 06:01:23 am
Guys, I bet it was Balton. He must've benched so much weight it broke the database. It's so obvious.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Ujin on July 26, 2011, 07:24:50 am
Yeah, while this:
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Is hilarious - don't get me wrong - it's just not what Strategus is supposed to be.
Is that.... is that what you did to Ayn Assuadi ?

... MURDER !!!!  Q__Q


P.S. i hope they find the bastard (s) who's behind all the hackings soon.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 26, 2011, 09:39:07 am
welp, seems that hacker fucked and didn't tell you that we still had gear and couple murdertrains, Pecs. :)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: The_Angle on July 26, 2011, 10:44:53 am
LLJK: The clan who cried wolf? Just thought I'd throw that idea.
You've lied and backstabbed more than enough, why should anyone trust that you were even hacked?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Artyem on July 26, 2011, 10:52:38 am
This thread has enough energy and drama that I want to write sad story about it.

When I first saw this, i was like

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: The_Angle on July 26, 2011, 10:59:09 am
The whole thread seems like a trollbait topic honestly.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: PhantomZero on July 26, 2011, 11:03:28 am
The thread was to out the Shogunate's plans to dominate the region by using small clans to go to war for them. In addition, to allow those small clans to leave in peace, and for the Shogunate to stay out. Nobody listened except for the Nordmen.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 26, 2011, 11:05:52 am
And there are another troll...
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tanreall on July 26, 2011, 11:16:18 am
And there are another troll...

There are another bear too.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: The_Angle on July 26, 2011, 11:17:22 am
The actions and your ill conduct have brought a bad name to your clan and clansmen, some people have given their trust to you multiple times and you threw it back in their faces, please enjoy your dish of annihilation with onions and tartar sauce.
I'd rather cross swords with the Shogunate and lose honestly, if thats the case.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 26, 2011, 11:27:56 am
There are another bear too.

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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Rikthor on July 26, 2011, 12:47:49 pm
LLJK: The clan who cried wolf? Just thought I'd throw that idea.
You've lied and backstabbed more than enough, why should anyone trust that you were even hacked?

You are either a troll or completely stupid one. You realize that not only devs have confirmed this is/was happening, but chadz himself has as well?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: ABCF on July 26, 2011, 01:16:55 pm
The actions and your ill conduct have brought a bad name to your clan and clansmen, some people have given their trust to you multiple times and you threw it back in their faces, please enjoy your dish of annihilation with onions and tartar sauce.
I'd rather cross swords with the Shogunate and lose honestly, if thats the case.

As The_Angle hit submit, his chest rose high.  The plaid highlands shook and shifted the land, the bowl containing the remnants of Frosted Mini Wheats and 2% milk slid off his belly and clattered on the floor.  Angle's wheezing out rang the clash of the spoon on the basement's concrete.  A bead of sweat clung to the edge of his glasses, another chased it down from above.

The_Angle switched to another tab and resumed watching the latest episode of Weeds.  Honor, he said, as he folded down his gym shorts.  A firm grip on his sword.

"THIS IS OUR LIVES."
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 26, 2011, 01:28:36 pm
The hack this time happened for both sides?

And although you killed all those peasants i see one or two sarranid looking guys haha, kicked or punched to death?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 26, 2011, 01:34:19 pm
The hack this time happened for both sides?

And although you killed all those peasants i see one or two sarranid looking guys haha, kicked or punched to death?

That or they overtrusted someone with means to others account that fumbled his job and defenders thought it would be funny to naked melee the few in our roster. But instea of roses we brought sarranidian steel.


e: cymro you seem like decent fellow, i wonder why you hang with such sperglords. Wanna do some shogun?

ee: whats with the sudden sea of tears from searaiders?
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on July 26, 2011, 01:47:06 pm
That or they overtrusted someone with means to others account that fumbled his job and defenders thought it would be funny to naked melee the few in our roster. But instea of roses we brought sarranidian steel.


e: cymro you seem like decent fellow, i wonder why you hang with such sperglords. Wanna do some shogun?

ee: whats with the sudden sea of tears from searaiders?

When i get my new PC (in a few days) i might have to take you up on that offer, havent really played much shogun because my PC graphics card cant handle it haha. Instead im more of a RTW/ETW man meself.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: The_Angle on July 26, 2011, 02:01:35 pm
As The_Angle hit submit, his chest rose high.  The plaid highlands shook and shifted the land, the bowl containing the remnants of Frosted Mini Wheats and 2% milk slid off his belly and clattered on the floor.  Angle's wheezing out rang the clash of the spoon on the basement's concrete.  A bead of sweat clung to the edge of his glasses, another chased it down from above.

The_Angle switched to another tab and resumed watching the latest episode of Weeds.  Honor, he said, as he folded down his gym shorts.  A firm grip on his sword.

"THIS IS OUR LIVES."

Made my day.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Serfonz on July 26, 2011, 02:07:19 pm
ee: whats with the sudden sea of tears from searaiders?

Sea of Tears? Where whats going on? :o
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: The_Angle on July 26, 2011, 02:19:19 pm
SeaRaiders are all cold-blood killers, they shed no tears for mere mortal things. They are... not like us. Underneath their skin, they are machines I tell you! I saw it with me own eye!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on July 29, 2011, 04:44:15 am
Who to trust? so many accusations it is hard to believe anyone involved is worthy of trusting... small clans might just be better off attacking anyone they can.  :mrgreen: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Vivek on July 30, 2011, 03:24:48 pm
I offer act of ally with LLJK and Legion. We are few, but we are many. We will be You free-soldiers. Always count on us.

*EDIT* - Fixed, always missing the name lol
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Malaclypse on July 30, 2011, 03:26:58 pm
JJLK
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Tanreall on July 30, 2011, 03:28:19 pm
Jousting Justice League of Klowns.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Armois on July 30, 2011, 03:30:20 pm
Jousting Justice League of Klowns.  Yes.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Snatch on July 30, 2011, 03:31:02 pm
Jousting Justice League of Klowns.

I agree to this name change.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 30, 2011, 04:58:31 pm
"Look around you, templar. What do you see? Sand, sand as long as eye of man can see. No crops to feed more then ten-headed villages, water just barely to support them. And under the sun, bleached bones, broken banners scattered in the wind, dotting the dunes. We follow the Mother Boar, we bend but do not break, we adapt, we survive."

Sweat burned the eyes of holy man as he gazed upwards to catch a glimpse of mountain of man that was adressing him, his lungs ready to propel insult towards the rider from his lips. Only a long gasp was let out, as the weathered lanced pierced knight's chest, look of anger clouding his eyes. Lance was pulled back as fast as it was struck, trickling dark, thick liquid on the ground, sand sucking it into itself with great hunger. As he keeled over, templar watched the silhouette of rider, clad in gold and green, humongous in his girth, lazily stomping away from the fresh kill on his steed.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: The_Angle on July 30, 2011, 10:25:07 pm
All this trollmania going about the forum with you goons is going to make me start up smoking, shame on you goon brigade! Shame on you!
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: SPQR on July 31, 2011, 12:03:24 am
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Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Bulzur on July 31, 2011, 12:38:43 am
Actually, if memory serves, back when the Templars and their allies got screwed over there were no restrictions concerning who had access to hiring lists -- IIRC access by rank was added as a response to those incidents. All the "espionage" involved there was some undercover 22nd, DRZ or whoever getting accepted into the faction, and since the game was a lot more innocent then and it wasn't clear yet just what some people would do to be more "competitive", I really wouldn't call that much of an achievement. What happened to you is equally shitty, but I have to say that I'm pretty surprised to see you being such a dick about it.

Also, your account being compromised isn't the same as the database being compromised. Still, whatever level of vulnerability we're dealing with here, it's important to handle it ASAP. As far as rollbacks go, though, it was never done for incidents like this before, whether they were caused by bugs or cheating. I don't really see how this is all that different. Personally, I don't think a rollback is a bad idea, but if there's one now, then it means we need to start seeing a lot more rollbacks in the future whenever shit goes badly for somebody in an unfair way, even if it doesn't really break Strategus at large.

+1 for sense.
If we add a rollback for this, why not add some for the "spawn abuse of attackers" too ?
May i remind players that this strategus is... a beta ? a test ? chadz did say that there will maybe be no wipe when the new and fantastic one is out, but it's not a reason to take it as granted.

On anoter note : hate thoses damn hackers. That's just plain stupid, immature and stupid. I felt sorry for the templars, i feel sorry for the lljk.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Mr. Hannibal on March 20, 2012, 05:54:09 pm
I approve of this
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: LordBerenger on October 01, 2012, 04:26:59 am
BUMP. Seriously this is probably the best thread ever in CRPG forum. So much drama.
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Ptolemy on October 02, 2012, 07:55:47 am
It has come to our attention that the following clans have been conspiring against the Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights for the past two weeks:

Crusaders of Acre
Nordmen - Formerly of Fenada
Pecores
Shogunate
Varangians
Aegis of Sovereignty
Templars
Northern Empire

We here at the Josho Shogunate can officially and categorically deny that we have any intention of attacking you along side any of these factions. ;)
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: Muki on October 02, 2012, 08:14:26 am
ah this post is so old, wonder if anyone going to update it
Title: Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
Post by: PhantomZero on October 02, 2012, 12:49:25 pm
We here at the Josho Shogunate can officially and categorically deny that we have any intention of attacking you along side any of these factions. ;)

Check the date buddy, locking to preserve for posterity.