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Strategus => Strategus General Discussion => Topic started by: Reinhardt on July 17, 2011, 11:18:38 pm

Title: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Reinhardt on July 17, 2011, 11:18:38 pm
I respect your honor.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Baggy on July 17, 2011, 11:20:16 pm
BAD ROMANCE.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Snatch on July 17, 2011, 11:23:54 pm
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Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Gildiss on July 17, 2011, 11:29:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfiNXqNxC4k
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Thucydides on July 17, 2011, 11:47:12 pm
LLJK LULZ MAKING WAVES
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Secret Agent Cow on July 18, 2011, 12:11:01 am
imgay
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 18, 2011, 12:17:49 am
What did I miss, what was this sly move?
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: marco1391 on July 18, 2011, 12:18:59 am
Quote from: Tears_of_Destiny on July 18, 2011, 12:17:49 am
What did I miss, what was this sly move?
check on battles?
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Remy on July 18, 2011, 12:19:54 am
Quote from: Tears_of_Destiny on July 18, 2011, 12:17:49 am
What did I miss, what was this sly move?
Switching to GEICO, I believe.

They saved a bunch on their horse insurance.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Secret Agent Cow on July 18, 2011, 12:28:38 am
Quote from: Tears_of_Destiny on July 18, 2011, 12:17:49 am
What did I miss, what was this sly move?

You missed paying the 17k you owe me.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 18, 2011, 12:57:37 am
Quote from: Secret Agent Cow on July 18, 2011, 12:28:38 am
You missed paying the 17k you owe me.

Ahahaha yes, for that bounty that I issued. Well done, when I get home tonight I shall give you your reward!
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: roymorrison on July 18, 2011, 04:55:20 am
it says it right here, in this thread.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Inequity on July 18, 2011, 04:57:15 am
Quote from: Secret Agent Cow on July 18, 2011, 12:11:01 am
imgay
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Gumdrawp on July 18, 2011, 04:57:26 am
i can hear the mad from the other side of the desert :D
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Snatch on July 18, 2011, 05:47:16 am
I do not know if Phantomzero mention this to your leader, but we also demand that you unhire all the mercs for that 50 vs 150 fight. Otherwise we will be force to attack each individual Acre member, thus scattering them across the map. Forcing your clan days, maybe a week, to regroup.

~~ Lady Gaga
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Reinhardt on July 18, 2011, 05:49:48 am
Quote from: Snatch on July 18, 2011, 05:47:16 am
I do not know if Phantomzero mention this to your leader, but we also demand that you unhire all the mercs for that 50 vs 150 fight. Otherwise we will be force to attack each individual Acre member, thus scattering them across the map. Forcing your clan days, maybe a week, to regroup.

~~ Lady Gaga

I'm sorry who are you?
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: vinnytk on July 18, 2011, 05:51:19 am
Quote from: Reinhardt on July 18, 2011, 05:49:48 am
I'm sorry who are you?

that is lady gaga, glorious leader

hth
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Snatch on July 18, 2011, 06:03:28 am
Quote from: Reinhardt on July 18, 2011, 05:49:48 am
I'm sorry who are you?

The person capturing your village.

The battle also needs to be merc free.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Thucydides on July 18, 2011, 06:25:43 am
Quote from: Snatch on July 18, 2011, 05:47:16 am
I do not know if Phantomzero mention this to your leader, but we also demand that you unhire all the mercs for that 50 vs 150 fight. Otherwise we will be force to attack each individual Acre member, thus scattering them across the map. Forcing your clan days, maybe a week, to regroup.

~~ Lady Gaga

LULZ
Title: HELLO LLJK
Post by: Xerdena on July 18, 2011, 06:27:25 am
I AM HERE, HERE I AM, MASTER FAN
of LLJK



hilarity is lljk

:)

Air
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Vibe on July 18, 2011, 08:38:29 am
Good drama, keep it up :)
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: SeQuel on July 18, 2011, 09:24:23 am
Why is LLJK attacking Acre?
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 18, 2011, 09:30:07 am
Quote from: SeQuel on July 18, 2011, 09:24:23 am
Why is LLJK attacking Acre?

cuz no other dares stay against LLJK
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 18, 2011, 09:36:37 am
Quote from: SeQuel on July 18, 2011, 09:24:23 am
Why is LLJK attacking Acre?

so we can give Mit Nun to its rightful owner.

Farmers.

also http://youtu.be/kkSFIWzi7aA
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: BranStark on July 18, 2011, 09:37:45 am
Wow.

Respect for quoting Conan.  :wink:
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Sultan_Khalifa on July 18, 2011, 10:15:12 am
Quote from: Reinhardt on July 18, 2011, 05:49:48 am
I'm sorry who are you?

Fail  :lol:



Quote from: SeQuel on July 18, 2011, 09:24:23 am
Why is LLJK attacking Acre?

Isnt it easy to see why ?
(Acer SoA Camels) All In desert Land with LLJK Trying to take the same stof...
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 18, 2011, 12:03:53 pm
Quote from: SeQuel on July 18, 2011, 09:24:23 am
Why is LLJK attacking Acre?


There are currently 6 or 7 factions that each want a third or more of the Desert. You can imagine how poorly this goes over with splitting things up.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Vibe on July 18, 2011, 12:05:21 pm
Why would anyone want the desert, theres no water, the heat is unbearable and the women are hideous.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Elerion on July 18, 2011, 12:07:45 pm
Quote from: Vibe on July 18, 2011, 12:05:21 pm
Why would anyone want the desert, theres no water, the heat is unbearable and the women are hideous.
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Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Vibe on July 18, 2011, 12:08:51 pm
Let's conquer the desert.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: joespose on July 18, 2011, 12:12:28 pm
Quote
Let's conquer the desert.

best change of heart ever
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: a_bear_irl on July 18, 2011, 12:13:20 pm
Quote from: Vibe on July 18, 2011, 12:05:21 pm
Why would anyone want the desert, theres no water, the heat is unbearable and the women are hideous.

who says we're after the women
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Mendro on July 18, 2011, 12:35:11 pm
Sound of battle : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: vinnytk on July 18, 2011, 04:17:56 pm
Quote from: a_bear_irl on July 18, 2011, 12:13:20 pm
who says we're after the women

imgay
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Gnjus on July 18, 2011, 04:26:22 pm
Quote from: Sultan_Khalifa on July 18, 2011, 10:15:12 am
(Acer SoA Camels) All In desert Land with LLJK Trying to take the same stof...

Let 'em come.


Quote from: Tears_of_Destiny on July 18, 2011, 12:03:53 pm
There are currently 6 or 7 factions that each want a third or more of the Desert. You can imagine how poorly this goes over with splitting things up.

The cake slicing was already done.  :wink:
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: vinnytk on July 18, 2011, 06:39:10 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on July 18, 2011, 04:26:22 pm
The cake slicing was already done.  :wink:

It looks like some people aren't agreeing with your slicing  :cry:
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 18, 2011, 07:04:58 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on July 18, 2011, 04:26:22 pm
The cake slicing was already done.  :wink:
Ain't no cake in the desert, son. That shit will dry your mouth out and you'll die a horrible gasping death of dehydration.

You slice up some hummus and baba ganoush, and then we'll talk.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Prosed on July 18, 2011, 07:12:23 pm
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I'd go for the north  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Gnjus on July 18, 2011, 07:16:10 pm
Judging by some statistics you American lads shouldn't be eating cakes anyways.  :wink:
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Ujin on July 18, 2011, 07:21:13 pm
Quote from: Prosed on July 18, 2011, 07:12:23 pm
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I'd go for the north  :rolleyes:

"Starts preparations for the blitzkrieg conquest of  the Northern Calradia"
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Prosed on July 18, 2011, 07:24:08 pm
I see, one of those:

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Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: goresaw on July 18, 2011, 07:34:29 pm
when we hear the word "dessert" we just go insane with blind rage and fury
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Polobow on July 18, 2011, 08:43:08 pm
I prefer the grasslands, normal names instead of unspeakable garbish.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 18, 2011, 08:43:46 pm
Quote from: Polobow on July 18, 2011, 08:43:08 pm
I prefer the grasslands, normal names instead of unspeakable garbish.

Hey fuck you you racist
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Polobow on July 18, 2011, 08:50:27 pm
Quote from: LLJK_Korea1 on July 18, 2011, 08:43:46 pm
Hey fuck you you racist

Hey, it depends what your langauge is, try speaking chinese.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Cepeshi on July 18, 2011, 08:52:34 pm
Quote from: Polobow on July 18, 2011, 08:50:27 pm
Hey, it depends what your langauge is, try speaking chinese.

spierdolaj
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Gumdrawp on July 18, 2011, 08:55:23 pm
Quote from: Polobow on July 18, 2011, 08:50:27 pm
Hey, it depends what your langauge is, try speaking chinese.

ni hao, rang rang 1g?

5 5 5 5 5 5
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 18, 2011, 09:22:35 pm
imekää munaa huarrat
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Polobow on July 18, 2011, 10:51:38 pm
 :cry: I don't understand
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Joxer on July 18, 2011, 10:56:17 pm
Suck dick whores. Classical finn sensitivity.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: SeQuel on July 18, 2011, 11:24:37 pm
I don't see how clans expect to get the same land as they previously had with all of these new clans that have been made since old strat. Will be interesting to see LLJK fight for all that land again though.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Duster on July 18, 2011, 11:58:58 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on July 18, 2011, 07:16:10 pm
Judging by some statistics you American lads shouldn't be eating cakes anyways.  :wink:

All Americans are fat ololo
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Kenji on July 19, 2011, 12:05:31 am
Quote from: Vibe on July 18, 2011, 12:05:21 pm
Why would anyone want the desert, theres no water, the heat is unbearable and the women are hideous.
Quote from: Elerion on July 18, 2011, 12:07:45 pm
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Quote from: Vibe on July 18, 2011, 12:08:51 pm
Let's conquer the desert.
This gave me a good laugh, thank you.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 19, 2011, 12:18:29 am
Quote from: Duster on July 18, 2011, 11:58:58 pm
All Americans are fat ololo

I'm not fat, I'm Fluffy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-UAVkTxn2M&feature=related
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Renay on July 19, 2011, 01:40:42 am
Quote from: Gumdrawp on July 18, 2011, 08:55:23 pm
ni hao, rang rang 1g?

5 5 5 5 5 5


OMG that's totally from BF2
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Secret Agent Cow on July 19, 2011, 06:21:39 am
LLJK wins. 200 losses of 1k. After they ran out of armor and weapons, we took their flags and routed 200 troops.

imgay
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 19, 2011, 06:22:49 am
What about your own losses?  :lol: against peasant's
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Secret Agent Cow on July 19, 2011, 06:23:37 am
we lost 200 troops. and captured a bit more than that.

They  had tunics over mail. We had sarranid gear.

imgay~
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 19, 2011, 06:23:55 am
Quote from: Timotheusthereal on July 19, 2011, 06:22:49 am
What about your own losses?  :lol: against peasant's

made up in spoils of war so WELP
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Armois on July 19, 2011, 06:25:42 am
Quote from: Timotheusthereal on July 19, 2011, 06:22:49 am
What about your own losses?  :lol: against peasant's

Haven't you heard LLJK is terrible?  We are.

Thanks for the gold bro.  Every member of Acre is granted a Holy Koran and can find safe passage through the holy deserts of Afgoonistan if they merely bend the knee and offer troops and leal service to Her Holiness, Caliphatess Lady Gaga.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Timotheusthereal on July 19, 2011, 06:25:48 am
wow, fast to answer... you guys really keen to yourselves. Buhuu run to mum!
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Elerion on July 19, 2011, 06:38:13 am
LLJK victory celebration = Best victory celebration

Goonion-fanfare.mp3 (http://www.4shared.com/audio/s9xEFdPT/Goonion-fanfare.html)
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Slantedfloors on July 19, 2011, 06:47:18 am
The WAR OF THE STRAW HATS has been successfully completed. LLJK's control of the Straw Hat economy is now absolute.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Armois on July 19, 2011, 06:48:23 am
Quote from: Slantedfloors on July 19, 2011, 06:47:18 am
The WAR OF THE STRAW HATS has been successfully completed. LLJK's control of the Straw Hat economy is now absolute.

I've heard rumours the BIRD clan has minted 150,000 straw hats from King Reinhart's fiat blood.  Our economy is in danger of hyperinflation.

As a hedge against these risks, I urge you all to go to GOLDLINE.COM and buy GOLD.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Secret Agent Cow on July 19, 2011, 06:50:48 am
Quote from: Armois on July 19, 2011, 06:48:23 am
As a hedge against these risks, I urge you all to go to GOLDLINE.COM and buy GOLD.

That or bitcoin since those are the currency of the ~future~. 
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Earthdforce on July 19, 2011, 06:53:03 am
Quote from: Slantedfloors on July 19, 2011, 06:47:18 am
The WAR OF THE STRAW HATS has been successfully completed. LLJK's control of the Straw Hat economy is now absolute.
I was actually about to buy 10,000 straw hats for the lulz.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: sWalker on July 19, 2011, 07:08:49 am
mercenary sWalker gives LLJK 2 thumbs up for their battle plan and execution...they are doing a great job at making my services more expensive(14-2 and 12-1 in my two battles with their great equipment and battle plans).
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 19, 2011, 07:19:28 am
Quote from: sWalker on July 19, 2011, 07:08:49 am
mercenary sWalker gives LLJK 2 thumbs up for their battle plan and execution...they are doing a great job at making my services more expensive(14-2 and 12-1 in my two battles with their great equipment and battle plans).

WELL ALL THAT SHOGUN 2 PAID OF EVENTUALLY, FUCK MOM FOR SAYING IT WOULD LOOK STUPID ON MY CV

e: Timo, dont be mad, you can hang out with and recruit and come to our ts to sass Goatee if you just convert to our moon religion. It would be a bummer if our relationship would sour up.  :(
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Raxmus on July 19, 2011, 08:38:18 am
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Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: LLJK_Korea1 on July 19, 2011, 08:46:33 am
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ahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Violent on July 19, 2011, 09:01:53 am
Excellent.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Reinhardt on July 19, 2011, 02:48:50 pm
Quote from: Raxmus on July 19, 2011, 08:38:18 am
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Who's this? Me? Defending my straw hat bounty against the LLJK goonlord horde?
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: CommissarKip on July 19, 2011, 03:13:08 pm
Quote from: Raxmus on July 19, 2011, 08:38:18 am
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Hey, you can just barely see my new shoes! Oh, boiiiii, I'm famous - wearing the best woolen hose available. 
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: PhantomZero on July 19, 2011, 03:22:27 pm
Quote from: Reinhardt on July 19, 2011, 02:48:50 pm
Who's this? Me? Defending my straw hat bounty against the LLJK goonlord horde?

I think at this point your character in the movie is already dead, I believe this is more akin to Sir Cymro being allowed to leave peacefully.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: EyeBeat on July 19, 2011, 03:23:21 pm
Quote from: Reinhardt on July 19, 2011, 02:48:50 pm
Who's this? Me? Defending my straw hat bounty against the LLJK goonlord horde?

Pretty sure that is a scene from kingdom of heaven or whatever.
Title: Re: Sly move, LLJK
Post by: Baggy on July 19, 2011, 07:32:43 pm
Quote from: PhantomZero on July 19, 2011, 03:22:27 pm
I think at this point your character in the movie is already dead, I believe this is more akin to Sir Cymro being allowed to leave peacefully.
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