So if i punch you in the face slantedfloors then the next day ask you for money and your car, you would give it to me? This is the dumbest fucking idea i ever heared, and if it is not a huge troll then this whole idea is fail
Lucky for us he is merely paying for it, and the car is never even touched by him, and we have a third party to "inspect" the car for bombs. The worst he can do is stop paying for it and have it repossessed thus making you go back to "old reliable Betsy."
ok look rtard, so i punch you in the face the next day i offer to pay for gas(the strat box) if u let me use the car, then you give it to me anyway u spin this, this is fail
He is not using the car, he is not even doing anything to the car but being a passenger every now and then. He does not drive it, he does not have the key, he does not even have the ability to "pop the hood" and do anything to the car.
"hey chadz, if I give you a shitton more money then you normally get, every month, consistently, will you be super cool and use it for this specific purpose?"
And then chadz was all like "Lulz lets do this and troll"
And then we were all like "THE SKY IS FUCKING FALLING but it's ok, I have a fucking lollipop and i'm a car but your mother is a bus and god is school..."
No no no, the car is the 1st-person perspective of the analogy's viewer. Other traffic on the road is either the European CRPG community or the disputed zone of Bure between Ethiopia and Eritrea.
The car's manufacturer, I guess, is man's inhumanity to man.
Ecko had very poor security. One of his trusted mods just gave Zealot the password. A literal "here is the keys, take her for a spin and crash her please." So getting back to Natives car analogy...
No no no, the car is the 1st-person perspective of the analogy's viewer. Other traffic on the road is either the European CRPG community or the disputed zone of Bure between Ethiopia and Eritrea.
The car's manufacturer, I guess, is man's inhumanity to man.
One day, Zealot got drunk, hijacked the bus, crashed the bus, and pooped on the seats. Then Zealot got kicked off the bus. He can't ride the bus.
Now Zealot is buying his own bus and letting everyone ride it for free. He even hired some drivers and promised never to drive the bus again.
But you have to ask yourself: Do I ride this bus? Why would I want this guy around my bus? If he's paying for the bus, do I trust that he won't try driving the bus at some point in the future? What's this dude's thing about buses anyway?
And perhaps most importantly: If he took a dump on the last bus, how come this one faintly smells like shit?
Maybe chadz and zealot should have a baby..... oh wait where have I heard this before, Something about tears and destiny, hmmm. Either way that baby would be one crazy fucking troll.
I suggest Tears_of_Destiny and chadz make a baby together with all the ability to mod and all the right ideas rolled into one supremely-adorable being.
If I steal your car keys, jump in the car and realize your baby is strapped in the back seat, throw him from the window at high speeds, and then abandon the car on the side of the road, you can be sure as shit I'm going to jail for a long time.
Changing the analogy from a car to a bus completely alters it's meaning from a violation of personal property to misuse of a public service. You can't just modify a cipher and hope to get the original meaning.
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I think as long as we are insured by... fucking cRPG allstate, then we will be fine!