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afina
« on: August 17, 2018, 08:23:03 pm »
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(disclaimer i dont really hate u russian people but this meme demands such an insult also fuck u i dont care about ur feelings)
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Hi there, my name is Troy Mcclure, you might remember me from such educational guides as "How to make the perfect cup of tea" and "the ranged experience"
You might be wondering to yourself "Gee, I sure do wonder how I can become as cool and hilarious as Afina, all my friends are making cool Afina shitposts" - Well, not to worry friend, help is at hand; with this simple guide you will be making Afina quotes like there's no tomorrow.

We'll start off with the basics, in order to zone yourself into the life of Afina you must have at least 500 people per day tell you to "die" - to do this I recommend asking people on the street to tell you to die. This will surely help with the process.

The next step is clearly to bash your head in with a mallet at least 20 times to reach the level of retardation that all Russian people fall into  - by doing this you gain the innate power to think like a Russian (Only joking Russians don't think on account of them all being braindead) (added note if you would like to reach a TRUE afina state you can make it 25 times)

After that you're almost sorted. But, OH NO! You don't speak Russian? How are you going to shittily translate all of your insults into incredibly broken English? Well my friends, this is where MY state of the art translation service comes in, I call it the Troyslate service! Here is a step by step guide on how to use the Troyslate service!

Step 1:
Follow this Troyslate link that doesn't lead to any pages owned by Google! https://tinyurl.com/Troyslate

Step 2:
Once you have arrived you'll want to get yourself set up correctly, do this first by selecting the language to translate to Russian!
(click to show/hide)

Step 3:
Perfect, that's your setup done! The next step is to type any and all insults directed at:
Yeldur, Zottl, Dodosa, Yuhmaz, Krave, Cassi, Heibai or Umbra
Here's an example!
(click to show/hide)

Step 4:
You're ready to post it up on a forum thread to be just like Afina is! Of course, no post could ever top one coming from an ACTUAL Russian but with these simple steps you are able to become braindead enough to make your very own Afina Posts!
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(editors note for afina: die)
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Re: afina
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2018, 08:28:51 pm »
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(disclaimer i dont really hate u russian people but this meme demands such an insult also fuck u i dont care about ur feelings)

Hi there, my name is Troy Mcclure, you might remember me from such educational guides as "How to make the perfect cup of tea" and "the ranged experience"
You might be wondering to yourself "Gee, I sure do wonder how I can become as cool and hilarious as Afina, all my friends are making cool Afina shitposts" - Well, not to worry friend, help is at hand; with this simple guide you will be making Afina quotes like there's no tomorrow.

We'll start off with the basics, in order to zone yourself into the life of Afina you must have at least 500 people per day tell you to "die" - to do this I recommend asking people on the street to tell you to die. This will surely help with the process.

The next step is clearly to bash your head in with a mallet at least 20 times to reach the level of retardation that all Russian people fall into  - by doing this you gain the innate power to think like a Russian (Only joking Russians don't think on account of them all being braindead) (added note if you would like to reach a TRUE afina state you can make it 25 times)

After that you're almost sorted. But, OH NO! You don't speak Russian? How are you going to shittily translate all of your insults into incredibly broken English? Well my friends, this is where MY state of the art translation service comes in, I call it the Troyslate service! Here is a step by step guide on how to use the Troyslate service!

Step 1:
Follow this Troyslate link that doesn't lead to any pages owned by Google! https://tinyurl.com/Troyslate

Step 2:
Once you have arrived you'll want to get yourself set up correctly, do this first by selecting the language to translate to Russian!
(click to show/hide)

Step 3:
Perfect, that's your setup done! The next step is to type any and all insults directed at:
Yeldur, Zottl, Dodosa, Yuhmaz, Krave, Cassi, Heibai or Umbra
Here's an example!
(click to show/hide)

Step 4:
You're ready to post it up on a forum thread to be just like Afina is! Of course, no post could ever top one coming from an ACTUAL Russian but with these simple steps you are able to become braindead enough to make your very own Afina Posts!


This is Troy Mcclure; signing off

(editors note for afina: die)

I do not even know what to put for your work + or -
xD
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Re: afina
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2018, 08:36:07 pm »
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Afina mvp of this shitty forum tbh
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Re: afina
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2018, 08:50:22 pm »
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Oh the shit got real

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Re: afina
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2018, 08:54:51 pm »
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Afrikaans... neat.



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Re: afina
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2018, 05:06:23 am »
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your life is shit, and you love to suck, that I understood, so enough to write. you are an asshole

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Re: afina
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2018, 05:08:40 am »
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hey gamers
Women cannot be autistic, because that implies otherwise well functioning brain to be impaired in some way. We know that women posses no such thing.

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Re: afina
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2018, 11:59:48 am »
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I do not even know what to put for your work + or -
xD
i have done it
i have finally won the heart of my one true love

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Re: afina
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2018, 01:15:51 pm »
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i have done it
i have finally won the heart of my one true love

I just took pity on you a piece of shit xD
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Re: afina
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2018, 01:27:14 pm »
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I just took pity on you a piece of shit xD
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Re: afina
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2018, 01:37:54 pm »
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Re: afina
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2018, 07:19:54 pm »
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Afina = Stupid monkey
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Re: afina
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2018, 07:36:40 pm »
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Afina = Stupid monkey
Panos=big smelly pile of shit
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Re: afina
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2018, 01:55:36 am »
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ATTENTION ADMINS : I would like to report the forum user afina for the inappropriate explicit gif in his signature.I am devouted christian,this gif is mocking with my beliefs, values of religion.There is bible in front of a scadly dressed angel,this kind of dirty display of a holy figure and holy place is regarded profanic by everyone.I plea punishment for this immoral,improper and dirty gif.

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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2018, 12:52:43 pm »
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ATTENTION ADMINS : I would like to report the forum user afina for the inappropriate explicit gif in his signature.I am devouted christian,this gif is mocking with my beliefs, values of religion.There is bible in front of a scadly dressed angel,this kind of dirty display of a holy figure and holy place is regarded profanic by everyone.I plea punishment for this immoral,improper and dirty gif.

suck my dick, this is not a sin. do it Yuhmaz and shut up
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