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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2018, 07:44:27 pm »
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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2018, 09:00:58 pm »
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Paex:

Why aren't there more players joining us?

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They know we are shitheads

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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2018, 10:53:55 pm »
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Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
You just killed me
Nerf you maybe?

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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2018, 11:09:03 pm »
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Oodle really is a great guy

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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2018, 11:27:13 pm »
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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2018, 11:30:41 pm »
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Yea you can close the thread now :lol:

This is absolute gold  :lol: Does anybody have a screenshot of the old DKG clan description?

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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2018, 11:34:02 pm »
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asked recently about the twin towers quote, quite worthy to me

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/crpg-culture-screenshot-thread/msg948078/#msg948078

This one? Last picture in the OP.

also could i get the "i'm attacking left" "no, i'm attacking left" (more or less i think) SS please, that one was just as good
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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2018, 03:04:50 am »
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Quote from: Nightingale AKA Desire AKA Elderly Woman
Looking at the logs to back up OP's point: I found it necessary to ban someone else aswell for teamkilling and leaving the server:

16_zil: 2 recent bans on record: all repeating offenses teamkilling - 4.5 day ban
12x3 = 36
3x24 = 72
total ban time 108 hrs or 4.5 days

Assington: You have 4 recent bans on record

One repeating offense "Griefing"

12x5 = 60 hrs
2x24 = 48 hrs
total ban time; 96 hrs or 4 days
Locking thread



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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2018, 05:07:03 am »
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"do your job you dumb bicurious cunt muscle."
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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2018, 05:21:26 am »
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GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER: "im going to cap their fucking shit with infinite forward spawns, also stop signing up against me in strategus you fucking sacks of shit - I HAVE RETRACTED AND REAPPLIED TO REMIND YOU SHITS TO GIVE ME ACCESS TO C SITES"

Mossback_Westwood: "I swear 2 my semitic God if you give me this bundle of sticks's address I'll cut off his ear and eat it"


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♚𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓♚: in curaw siege
Voncrow: He hired first
♚𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓♚: Yeah because they plan it out
♚𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓♚: which is annoying

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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2018, 01:06:42 pm »
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Women cannot be autistic, because that implies otherwise well functioning brain to be impaired in some way. We know that women posses no such thing.

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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2018, 01:32:37 pm »
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This deve gets us

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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2018, 03:04:56 pm »
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OF COURSE YOU STUPID FUCKING OWL OF COURSE THOSE FUCKING 4 TURKS STARTED THE POOL FOR NO REAL REASON AGAINST PANOS.FUCKING OWL YOU KNOW NOTHING,I WILL PLUCK UR BIG EYES  AND PUT 5 cents INTO UR EYE SOCKETS because ur eyes are damn useless.

we started the poll because panos did the things i said in the first page of this thread,please cassi,stop spreading shit from ur stupd triangle mouth,stop giving ur opinions.

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thats just legendary.



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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2018, 04:37:49 pm »
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"Blocking is just a waste of a click" -Have a guess  :rolleyes:
yeah for me, this quote concludes everything in warband and funny thing 'author' of this quote used it so many years ago and this shit is so accurate till today :P

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Re: cRPG Quote Thread
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2018, 11:08:07 pm »
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Again, from merc ts, this night :

"Guys, have you ever tasted your own cum ?" - won't mention his name.

A little bit earlier, conversation already went very wrong, and I was dying :

Me : "Wait, you did what ?"

Same person : "I licked her ass, it tastes better than her pussy when it's clean"




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