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1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« on: January 20, 2016, 12:03:08 pm »
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For this entire round I will pay 1 million crpg gold to anyone who attacks and defeats Havelle unless they are a faction member or close ally.

Please post up to date alts that he may use.

Proper battles btw not forfiets :lol:
« Last Edit: January 20, 2016, 12:09:54 pm by Dutchydave »

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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2016, 12:06:11 pm »
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Havelle pm me  :P
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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2016, 02:50:31 pm »
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i am super excited for this strat

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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2016, 03:42:44 pm »
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1 million? 

For 1 mio you get a half LP these days
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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2016, 11:53:37 pm »
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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2016, 11:59:23 pm »
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1 million? 

For 1 mio you get a half LP these days

Probably because Dutchy fucked everyone over!
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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2016, 12:04:46 am »
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For this entire round I will pay 1 million crpg gold to anyone who attacks and defeats Havelle unless they are a faction member or close ally.

Please post up to date alts that he may use.

Proper battles btw not forfiets :lol:

Now you listen here you greasy smurf sucker, my boy Havelle did nothing wrong! NOTHING! It's your bitch ass that got absolutely punk dunked by the glorious majesty that is Havelles holy 15 inch boner. If anyone deserves a bounty it's your sorry cheating ass, lucky for you however none of us here at GOBBLINSUNITEDFORJEWS is willing to part with any of our hard earned shekles, especially over a pathetic little cuck like you (say hello to that skank you live with for me). Bitch boi.
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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2016, 08:57:53 am »
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 :shock:
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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2016, 08:58:25 pm »
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There once was a lad name Havelle,
Who's dick you surely could smell.
It hung down to his knee,
Yearning to break free,
These fantasies will send me to hell.
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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2016, 07:07:06 am »
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There once was a lad name Havelle,
Who's dick you surely could smell.
It hung down to his knee,
Yearning to break free,
These fantasies will send me to hell.

Jesus christ you have a knob problem.

Havelle, it looks like you need the protection of the Free Peasants. Contact me, for Dutchy has ingested too much mercury lately.
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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2016, 08:15:10 am »
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Jesus christ you have a knob problem.

Havelle, it looks like you need the protection of the Free Peasants. Contact me, for Dutchy has ingested too much mercury Fosters lately.
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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2016, 05:43:03 pm »
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Dont H8, appreciate...!

I will pay a bounty of 1 LP to anyone who lures dutchy into a trap IRL and murder-rapes him...
In that order.
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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2016, 07:35:10 pm »
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Dont H8, appreciate...!

I will pay a bounty of 1 LP to anyone who lures dutchy into a trap IRL and murder-rapes him...
In that order.

Damn, a LP is worth like 1.6 mill gold. He just outbid you dutchy. gg
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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2016, 10:38:44 pm »
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Sounds like an easy LP my token is dormant and I wont hire a roster  :lol:

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Re: 1 million crpg gold bounty on Havelle
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2016, 02:14:28 am »
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Jesus christ you have a knob problem.

Havelle, it looks like you need the protection of the Free Peasants. Contact me, for Dutchy has ingested too much mercury lately.

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