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... and all the other things floating around out there / Re: Tom Clancy's The Division announced for the PC!

« on: May 20, 2016, 10:56:03 am »

The Lexington boss theme:

https://clyp.it/ghru03fq

Wasn't able to find it any other place I don't even know why I like it so much - I am not into "dub step" or whatever this sort is sound is called. I just loved it in the game, as it was contributing to the boss fight.

Did that boss like 50 times, and was enjoying the background beat a lot

It's not a part of OST btw.

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... and all the other things floating around out there / Re: Android games

« on: May 20, 2016, 09:57:20 am »

Thanks guys! I'm going to check those out.

Not going to install any "free games", as I know how much they can cost in the end - my ex wife used as much money on Dragon City, as I used on all of the Crusader Kings DLCs it's, as Leshma put it, a cancer.

I was pleasantly surprised to see Rockstar ports, will definitely get them once I figure out how to connect a PS controller.

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... and all the other things floating around out there / Android games

« on: May 19, 2016, 07:31:09 pm »

Haven't checked if there is such a topic already, so if there is one - let me know and I will lock this one.
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Got myself a Lenovo tablet, and I wonder if there are any decent strategy games for it?.. I obviously didn't buy it for gaming, but since it's a quad core 1.8 with 2gb ram, I presume it can handle something similar to Civilization, Dwarf Fortress / Gnomoria, or may be SimCity?..

I have browsed the default "Google gameshop", and there are few interesting titles ( terraria f.ex. ), but is it really the only place to get Android games from?..

May be someone knows an indie title specifically designed for tablets? I'm interested in a strategy game, as it seems to be something that can work as well as on pc/console.

Thank you in advance!

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General Off Topic / Re: Leave or stay in the EU?

« on: May 18, 2016, 10:55:54 pm »

Im not sure. I cant see how Isis would be happy if we left the eu and freedom of movement was harder, cant see how the EU has anything to do with Russia considering it lacks the backbone to do anything as it is, People seem to equate the EU to NATO in these debates and act like NATO wont exist if we leave the EU or that the UK wouldn't honour its treaties if we left.

Personally, although I am supporting a strong European Uniion, I care less about UK these days... As Molly wrote few pages ago, UK thinks too much of itself, without really having good reasons for all that self-centered mindset.
And pretty much everyone outside of EU will be happy to see its getting weaker. Even Americans, as they will be able to push better commercial deals and have more "global power projection", if EU fails. Not to mention Russia, where people will be cheering, since many Russians are impatiently waiting for EU's socials experiments to fail miserably.

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General Off Topic / Re: Does cRPG community lift? [NEW POLL MUPFUGGAZ]

« on: May 18, 2016, 02:20:15 pm »

You my old friends should really post some pictures. Judging by the comments some should look like Arnie in his prime.

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General Off Topic / Re: Hangover cures

« on: May 16, 2016, 05:38:52 pm »

If you are already experiencing a hangover, there is hardly any immediate cure...
What i usually do, is I get something to eat before i sleep, and drink as much water a possible. I like to drink mineral water with a lemon taste in the mornings. It helps to remove the shitty taste in my mouth. Tap water tastes terrible once I had a couple of glasses, but the lemon water somehow keeps being refreshing imo.
I'm usually too lazy to make it, but water with ice cubes and freshly presses lime juice is good too.

So basically drink lots of water and wait for it to go away.

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Spam / Re: The Temple of Spam

« on: May 16, 2016, 12:44:16 am »

Lol how old is she? Same goes for my mother btw, she forgot her skype account/password. And her gmail account. And her samsung account. And her facebook account, which she only uses for candy crush.

She's a over fifty, and wasn't interested in any technology until she found few school friends on the internet... Still carrying a camera ( thankfully digital ) because, i am not joking here, because she got her iphone filled with pictures and she doesn't know how to transfer them on pc. She is writing most of her passwords etc. on paper in a notebook, but it's obviously back home at their place.

I know how you feel, you´re not alone. I hope she at least pays you off with cooking when you visit her 

She is cooking here too. We are eating out once a day, but she insists on making dinner. Can't complain Had pancakes with caviar the other day, and we are still not done with all the stuff she brought with her from home. There was even a rather big tupperware filled with home-fried chicken legs - when my eyebrows disappeared in the hairline, mother explained that she wasn't sure if i had any proper food at my place, so she came prepared in case we want to stay home the first day...

You need a mixer. So many awesome soups you can make. Impress bitches, feed friends, get out the aggression in the kitchen. I have an awesome hummus recipe. I'll tell u when u get that mixer.  Also, get the Senior Casserole next time in Ikea. Bake bread in it, Make soups or stews, or even pulled pork! It's iron so u can put it inside the oven no stress.

Well, if mother haven't already convinced me today, your arguments would I can totally see myself impressing bitches with this mfcker:

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That dude on the picture looks very happy, and both his bitches seem to be very impressed.

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General Off Topic / Re: Eurovision 2016: May 10-12-14

« on: May 15, 2016, 12:51:04 am »

As expected, I watched the whole thing with my mom, chewing on pancakes and chicken legs.
If I had to choose a single song, I would vote for Belgium. Unfortunately, Eurovision is not a music, but a political competition
Seriously, Ukrainian song wasn't the best.. By any standards.

i'd gladly dance to this when i'm out on a friday night!

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Spam / Re: The Temple of Spam

« on: May 14, 2016, 07:46:53 pm »

My mother is visiting me this week, and thought its been only like 6 hours, i am about to go nuts... Besides all kind of ridiculous shit i had to immediately buy ( like fucking rubber hand-gloves, potato peeler, etc. ), complains about not having an iron, mixer or big enough pots - she got her iphone locked, and she does not know her Apple id, but its saved in an SMS inside the phone.. Holy mother of god. It's like locking safe keys inside the safe... Now she is all frustrated cause she cant use her phone for a week. Heavens help me!

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General Off Topic / Re: Leave or stay in the EU?

« on: May 13, 2016, 10:33:10 pm »

Being united on a planetary level is a beautiful idea, beneficial both economically and as means of establishing a long term peace. I am all in for it! Though we would have to agree on terms of such prosperous coexistence first, right?..
Everyone in the west presumes we are talking about some western values, right? When you imagine a unified Earth, you don't picture sharia law, North Korean single party regime, or ways of Australian aboriginals, right? And that's where it hits the wall - I, personally, welcome everyone in the world to adopt values of the North European nations, and consider such a society as the only, personally for me, acceptable way of living the rest of my life. And someone who was burning people alive in Syria a week ago, wants that sort of society for everyone. And the gap is just to big for a grown up man to walk across. It's easier for me, for that matter, to start burning people, than for such a person to sit casually in our work cafeteria, and joke about newspaper articles involving Kim K or an elderly lady falling to her death in an industrial sized pig-piss tank ( true story from today's newspaper, we had many laughs )
So I have to be realistic here, and say - well, I can work, pay taxes, support state's foreign aid policies, and hope that western type/level of education, media, Internet, and all the other mighty western influence, will eventually change the ways of the rest of the World ( not in my lifetime ), while keeping an absolute military superiority. I guess I have to be ashamed of my selfishness, for not wishing to change my ways, but I don't...

It really does seem that the World will be united at some point, at least as a sort of Union of nations, or something... But it's not going to happen tomorrow, and definitely not by making a circus out of a few European countries.

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General Off Topic / Re: Leave or stay in the EU?

« on: May 13, 2016, 02:17:05 am »

Caught a glimpse of Eurovision tonight. Have sudden urge to nuke Sweden for some reason... Highlight of the show was some big titted barbie from Norway. Sadly, she didn't make final and show is officially shit.

Now I get why your leaders are importing muslims in crazy numbers. You are beyond repair.

I got curious enough to check it out can't say that I liked anything, mostly because they deliberately choose extremely cheesy texts and music, although if I had to pick one out of those I have heard, I would go with Latvia.

So, any cRPG gold betting?..

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General Off Topic / Re: Leave or stay in the EU?

« on: May 12, 2016, 11:25:12 pm »

It's not that obvious.

if you mean that the ruling party will change constitution, imprison or by other means eliminate opposition, buy/threaten/cheat voters, or something similar, than it can not happen in current Denmark.
It's as plausible as the ruling Iranian party proclaiming pork sausages with vodka as their new national dish.
Its possible, but improbable. Society as a whole has to rapidly change, and it can only happen because of some unforeseen external events...

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General Off Topic / Re: Leave or stay in the EU?

« on: May 12, 2016, 10:36:25 pm »

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Yeah, it's not easy to be a healthy employed Caucasian heterosexual nonreligious man these days... gotta be a fat allergic religious transsexual state supported artist to feel any self-respect in a major European city.
But I guess that I am becoming naturally conservative with age... May be its time to open holy scriptures and get a pair of DD boobs.

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General Off Topic / Re: Eurovision 2016: May 10-12-14

« on: May 12, 2016, 02:05:50 pm »

My mother is coming to visit me this weekend, so I will end up watching it most likely...
Hope this thing will not cringe me in half.

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General Off Topic / Re: Dragon stuff

« on: May 11, 2016, 02:27:44 pm »

How about the Great Red Dragon?.. I was going through some movies when I had chickenpox, and this one was really worth it

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