ACRE FINALLY ATTACKS
After YEARS of relentless non-aggression, the Nu-King James of Acre has finally emerged from his "offensive and slightly creepy sex dungeon" to prove to the rest of NA that he is in fact NOT a spineless coward bent on sucking the fun out of Strategus. The Nu-King has mustered the last remaining micro grams of testosterone left in his body and has launched an ATTAC-
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It seems that our intelligence committee is receiving new reports on the current situation at hand, please stand by.
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The Intelligence Office of Tammo regrets to inform you that Nu-King James is NOT launching an assault in the hopes of giving North American players the XP battles they deserve, but instead is plotting the MURDER of the defenseless GOBBLIN people in what we can only describe as THE SHITDICK OFFENSIVE. The strategy of the Nu-King is none other than an attempt to stomp on the GOBBLINS while they're down.
The Holy Order of Tammo urges anyone who is not a complete and total assclown to support the GOBBLINS in their time of need so that we can prevent the slaughter of a historically persecuted people. The Nu-King must be defeated to set the GOBBLINS free.
SONS OF TAMMO, LET US END OUR COLD WAR AND WORK 2GETHER. I WILL REMOVE MY REALLY HUNG AND SMART SPIES FROM UR GOVERNMENT INSTITUTIOBS IF U DO THE SAME