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cRPG => Ban/Unban Requests => Unban Essays => Topic started by: Gomer on October 09, 2013, 05:52:55 am
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Dear cRPG Community,
It's time for Gomer to come clean and apologize for his actions. Gomer would like to start by admitting the things bad he has done. If TV has taught me anything it is that the first step in overcoming a problem is admitting you have one and then QQ about it. Now I have more then one so bear with me while I admit mine. I am a ego driven asshole troll that uses my ability to throw well against my team and delay. I often find myself baked out of my mind sitting in the back of a map spamming the 1234 buttons on my numpad to make the FAP sound whilst smoking a bowl. I honestly have over the last generation have done nothing productive to the community aside from killing anyone who tries to stop me from delaying. I will admit %95 of the times I tk'd it was intentional and I was just playing my class of dick troll fap clan troller thrower. I also will admit that my mindset was to hurt rather then help my team. The derogatory and other Anti-Semitic remarks I spam the chat with also most likely contributed to the NA community hatred of me. I honestly am not funny and just a fucking dick. I never had a goal... But I have recently found the light. In cRPG being better then everyone pisses them off more then wasting there time. I have proof with evidence such as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW9kud6vPE0 after you kill 7 players without being touched people got a lot more angry then when I just fappd in the back. So thus I promise to be a true cRPG player and become a elitist asshole and only be productive to my team and earn valor every round so I can use my elitism to feed my inner need to troll. I guess I'm just trying to say I have found a better outlet to trolling and that is elitism. If I am given another shot I vow that as soon as my generation ends in 2mil exp I will go into Polearm Str crutch and valor whore my way into your hearts and minds. I have know many players of the cRPG for a very long time now and the thousands of hours I have invested in this mod really do motivate me to want to stay with this community. I won't pull a Spook Island or Panos because those players were actually enjoyed and make myself a martyr and just sit here ranting how I was wrongfully accused of anything. I personally will admit what I was recently banned for was bullshit in my opinion but there is a lot of other things I do VERY often that should of landed me here a long time ago and thus this is deserved. I honestly can change. I honestly am not a bad person. I honestly am just a immature young adult who is maturing to man. Allow me to grow with you. Now I do have hope. The time I played before recently I was a serious player who benefited the community and I do believe I can return to that state if you give me a shot.
"I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom." George S. Patton
This moment is currently my bottom. I am forced to show my humility and remorse for my actions to every player in the community to fight for a sliver of a chance to be allowed back into the ranks of the game. I hope that if you allow me in you will see from this moment on I can only grow as a community member and as a person in general. I realize many of you don't exactly want me here. I relize many of you never liked me. But I hope you can respect the fact I have weather you like it or not been a member of this community for way to long now to be thrown out of it without a chance to show I can change. I won't lie I enjoy trolling and a majority of our community does but it has taken me until this point to realize that a real troll is a troll that gets everyone laughing not only himself (or herself but Kelly is the only female cRPG player and she is to drunk to troll).
In short. I won't break no rules. I will never be a Horse Archer. I will not TK. I am sorry. #FreeGomer
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[To all those who voted Free Gomer please enjoy this]
EDIT:
-Added Pole and Fixed a few Grammar errors still a lot there though. Wrote this after class little burned out will add more and fix little bit later.
-Also just fixed grammar errors in the Edit section -_- sadly spelling has never been my strongest skill.
-Added more
-Added GIF to fit the mood
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Admin please allow for Poll votes to be changed forgot to check that mark!
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Admin please allow for Poll votes to be changed forgot to check that mark!
Done. Gl.
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Done. Gl.
Thanks
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I have only been on NA a few times, so I only saw you a few times (each time getting warned by an admin all the timr) so i might not be really the best one to reply here. But i just wanted to say that, judging from your posts in the spam section i am not sure if you meant any of what you wrote here :/
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I have only been on NA a few times, so I only saw you a few times (each time getting warned by an admin all the timr) so i might not be really the best one to reply here. But i just wanted to say that, judging from your posts in the spam section i am not sure if you meant any of what you wrote here :/
I posted in the spam section, it's spam? Judging by the fact you say you've only played in NA a few times and have seen me being warned by admins each time you clearly are a liar. That aside you holding not only the "past" and post I made in the spam section against me I would absolutely love to see the correlation between the post and how I mean nothing above. Please enlighten me with your thought train.
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Its not because you post in the spam section or that nobody responds that you are not silently watched and judged
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Good enough for me. Dunno how much a EU vote is worth tho... 8-)
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Well an EU vote is worth everything to me <3Its not because you post in the spam section or that nobody responds that you are not silently watched and judged
I post them there for two reasons. One to be watched and judged and two BECAUSE THEY ARE SPAM! They are things that I want to share... I don't understand ur logic?
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Voted yes assuming that the last 2m on your current gen you get new weapons and new attitudes
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Voted yes assuming that the last 2m on your current gen you get new weapons and new attitudes
On EU atm using Polearms :) (3PS Owns)
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At least you got an appeal option lol
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At least you got an appeal option lol
Yeah thank lord. One day into EU Panos is making fake ban threads about me. Lord help me.
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http://forum.melee.org/eu-(official)/(ban)-gomer/
New attitude?
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Free him. Everyone deserves another chance.
Plus, NA needs more players. OPEN THE PRISONS.
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Gomer is a nice enough guy, he can be a bit retarded at times, but really, shouldn't be permad.
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Unban him so I can watch him get banned again. Seriously though all this guy does is troll he wouldn't last 3 days after unban :C.
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Gomer is a nice enough guy, he can be a bit retarded at times, but really, shouldn't be permad.
slish for "best judge of charecter 2k13"
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How will Gomer change his actions in crpg? Buy a new key
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How will Gomer change his actions in crpg? Buy a new key
In My Opinion he is the best fighter. He also has the largest heart. He donated me a lung and a spleen. Saved my life. Good person. Unban!
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Buy a new key
I highly doubt he would do that.
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Gomer's original CD key will remain banned, he is allowed to play on his new key. However, he can expect harsh repercussions should he continue to show blatant disregard for the rules.