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Offline Harafat

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United Kitten Liberation Front
« on: April 04, 2012, 10:30:11 pm »
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Since the first days of this seed, Harafat and the Emperors men have been the the supreme guardians of the most holy kitten farm in Zagush. We perfected our breeding diagrams and produced the finest kittens in all of Calradia. People in Zagush were happy, they had strongwine for their throats, marble to build their houses and kittens to keep them company. All was well in the Empire and Zagush flourished like a pearl on the Imperial crown.
Untill, one day, a dark force ruptured the south-east of Calradia. Not many men know what happened, some say a video was made by Hara and Lepi about it, but it's safe to say that there was an extinction level event in Imperial lands. When the dust had finally settled, we found our most holy kitten farm in French hands. The Horror! They were turning our kittens into sexually depraved beings, making them drink regular chardonnay, and they fed them froglegs, curse the french!
How did we rejoice when we saw the armies of our enemies the Legio on the horizon. Sure, they were our enemies, but all we wanted was salvation for the Kitties, so we welcomed their arrival. Little did we know.
Upon their arrival, they started shouting at our small pets, using walls of text when they could have just said one word. Our kittens grew confused to say the least. Then they started implementing a completely disastrous economic system, giving away free kittens to anyone who wanted one. The crown jewels of the empire, being handed out like freebies to anyone passing by. And then, to add insult to injury, they started making all these strange wild hand gestures at the poor little animals. That this was the last drop, goes without saying.


Join the attack on Zagush, MW for all classes, FOR THE KITTENS! Luckily for us, we will have some help from the resistance that is active inside the village. HRE TS: 176.9.48.138  Be there 25 mins be4 battle or be square!

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Re: United Kitten Liberation Front
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2012, 04:22:25 am »
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You've got my swor... I mean paw!

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Re: United Kitten Liberation Front
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2012, 06:32:37 am »
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Re: United Kitten Liberation Front
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2012, 06:40:23 pm »
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If you want to make war on the enemies of kittens, look no further than the hated Crusaders. They are well-known foes of all things cute and fluffy.
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Re: United Kitten Liberation Front
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2012, 08:42:08 pm »
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yeah man nords played that card :D find something new and fun ^^
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