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« on: January 29, 2019, 01:12:17 am »
Top 5 people who betrayed The One True Ruler of All chadzia (erm, that's me dumbasses):
5)Viscount (or whatever his name is now- he's changed it about 40 times.. and so would I if I talked shit like him): Appointed by James as a sort of tribute, he was supposed to follow my army on campaign. He didn't. He Quick Marched everywhere and wouldn't listen to a thing I said despite being noob. He explained how he knew much more than me. More of an idiot that a traitor I guess.
4)Bruttus: Joined the 13K in it's infancy, then essentially tried to usurp power from me. Took all the members to tell him to fuck off before he quit. Then he joined HCE and posted extremely odd and pathetic and embarrassingly stupid crap, making us look worse than we actually were.
3)JayJrod: Was a freakin hero for the faction, but then he felt bad he pretty much single handedly defeated a Mirthrim 2K shiny army attacking a peasant village. So he took Yruma Castle (which I had just gifted him for his valiance) and handed it over to the Evil Mithrim bunch. Because they played other games together. I would have been more pissed off, but it led to some of the greatest manoeuvring and counter manoeuvring ever seen in Strat. And, despite the clever moves by the Mithrim bunch, we out smarted them and probably would have won back the castle if not for
2)sJimmy: At the very beginning he screwed up by not having his night time settings when we tried recap Yruma castle. Due to a gawdawful 4 am battle or something, I just ceded the attack and let JayJrod keep is ill gotten castle. Then I gave sJimmy Curaw, and he reset it to crap gear, and eventually left Curaw (which he was kind enough to leave to me) and attacked my vassals. Of course, he was just following the orders of
1)Dutchy: Pretty much surrendered when I first attacked him; we turned it into an XP fight. Little did I know he only accepted my suzerainty to buy time. Acre had been constantly attacking his fiefs, so by joining me, that stopped. Then he talked me into giving Sjimmy Curaw, and to keep the peace, I did. Then I spent the rest of my time trying to keep the peace between Acre and his people. Then he went to Europe, and came back with massive shiny armies. He then plotted with the Mithrimers to all attack at the same time. It worked. Being drunk, I got stupid angry and said fuck it and acted like a whiny child and let my possessions fall. We got crushed... but, still love the guy, and he probably is the best strat player out there, but, being Australian, he has no honour.
Honourable Mention- King James of Acre: Well, not actually a traitor, but made my life miserable by constantly telling me sJimmy and Dutchy were going to betray me. Every time I gave them something, he bitched and whined and tried throw monkey wrenches in the works. I even tried him for treason, but his lawyer got him off. But those 3 am steam messages telling me I was a dumbass loser who was destroying cRpg got old. I guess it was less treachery and more prescience.
So, sorry for living in the past, but that was probably the only chance I had of owning a swathe of the map. We all know my fighting skills are not too inspiring, and my leadership leaves a lot to be desired, and my BO is curious at best. But from what I've read and seen, it was probably the most dramatic Strat ever. Novel worthy, I'd say, but then Rando would tear a strip off me for being too RPish. Fuckin Rando- any word on when he'll be banned next?
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