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General Discussion / A message to no one

« on: May 13, 2019, 03:11:58 am »

I had just flunked out of school. I was in a pit. Desperate. I found you. Like a light. A home. It felt right. It was right.

For the past 8 years I have played crpg. I started when i was 21. I'm ending now at 29. What have I accomplished? What have I gained?

Was it all for nothing? When I look back now at my early twenties all I really see is crpg. There was nothing else. My friends were doing normal adult things. Finishing school. Creating meaningful relationships with real people. Starting their careers. Moving out. Taking on responsibilities.


I was on my computer. Not going to class. Not going out. 8 hours a day of crpg. Consumed by strat. Feelings rampant. Rage running free.


I'm not sure brothers. I'm not sure what I'm writing. Or who I'm writing it to. I just want you all to know


That cikel was here and he loved you

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Diplomacy / The last of the W knights

« on: April 19, 2019, 03:16:19 pm »

Cikel stood upon the hill that was na1.

Yo yo yo my dudes lets w key into the enemy and not just fairy around like a bunch of retards

Everyone on the team looked at him like he was crazy

But sir they out number us 4 to 5 let us just instead gank yonder peasant new player over there so people think we are good because of the shitty score board!
Besides if we die we have to wait 2 minutes to play again. I'd rather skey around feinting at no one than charge in like a brave knight
Yea let's just pretend to charge and then skey like pussies so we can wait for a duel.
 
Cikel thought to himself. Has this what crpg has become. He longed for the times when he would see negga by himself fighting 8 people and rush to his aid. Maybe they didn't come out on top but at least they fought bravely and had a scrap of honor.

Cikel smirked to himself and found his inner peace. He w keyd into the entire enemy team and got 10 points. He only lasted 7 seconds just like when he was sexing his hand. Sure he wasn't at the top of the scoreboard. Sure he had to alt tab for a bit and shit post on the forums. But at least he wasn't a giant fucking pussy on an internet game.

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Spam / Unmute Yuhmaz

« on: January 26, 2019, 04:41:52 pm »

why is he muted did he say poopy butt butt face or something really bad like that I think he should be allowed to spam these forums until it dies


ty for your considerations

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General Off Topic / Very important please vote

« on: October 29, 2018, 02:29:55 pm »

Hello I've been wondering why my people like curved swords so much. Maybe we all have curved penises? Mine is straight but I was just wondering what yours looked like. Comment about the advantages and benefits of the shape of your penis.

For example

With a curved penis do some curve up? Curve left or right? Does anyone have a penis that curves downwards?? How does this affect your pee pee.


Ill go first.

My penis is straight not sure what this does or if it has any medical benefits!

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General Discussion / Insider Trading Scandal Uncovered

« on: October 26, 2018, 09:41:25 pm »

The current administration had plans to buy up as "many moddb reviews as possible" before respecs were dropped to 100k gold crpgay newspaper learned today.

Glorious Leader James was indicted earlier on numerous charges of financial statute violation.

James, 33, had realized that Executor Professor was going to introduce legislation to enable the populace a respec for only 100k gold. Unfortunately this information came MONTHS before James' plan to offer respecs for moddb reviews. In essence, duping the tax payer.

The outcry comes as many financial institutions have recently reported that moddB reviews are essentially worthless in comparison to their economic futures of the time. As you know this has created a bubble in which many crpgayers lost everything.

We interviewed one smelly hobo by the name of Arys who just rambled off into the woods. Then we gave up.

James had hit the campaign trail hard to rally support for what is being dubbed the moddB fiasco. He claimed numerous times that investing in moddb would bring growth and prosperity to the masses. The devilishly handsome James was able to con many crpg players as they are known to be huge f-a-g-g-o-t-s and like bearded rugged maple syrup smelling men.


Will justice be served? Head Admin Tristan has announced that there are plans to compensate the populace. He has put the Balance Team on the case.

We talked with Head Admin Tristan who had this to say:

"We have designated the balance team to investigate and rectify this unfortunate situation. They are our best men and have been doing exemplary work. They are well liked and trusted by the community and I am sure will easily get a handle on the case."

Unfortunately these delusions of grandeur are simply not enough. Many are demanding swift action. Although what will be done remains to be seen.

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General Discussion / We got a runner boys

« on: October 18, 2018, 07:12:13 pm »

This is completely against the spirit of the game. More so than n word drama or this guy double spawned drama.

When mokuchin the  really skilled  archer is last alive and you start to chase him he runs for a good 30 seconds. The admins claim that because the flags haven't gone up it's completely okay.

In reality youre making a bunch of sweaty nerds wait around while some fuk jacks off on his mouse in glee. Just because it isn't in James Codex of Naughty Actions doesn't mean common sense shouldnt overcome. What's he going to do complain in broken english that you kicked him?

I believe this is just delaying which should be against the rules regardless of if flags are a thing. Voice your concerns, opinions, and viewpoints here

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Diplomacy / Betrayer

« on: October 16, 2018, 03:20:03 am »

Cikel wiped his bloody SWARD on his boots and licked the snot running from his nose. MMMMM tasty he though to hiseelf

Shit my n-ig-g==as was good said lemeon completely inebriated on pomegranate juice. He wore a dirty jerkin that he'd been jerkin off into all last night the dirty fuck that he was. Poop stains covered his legs and his beard was unkempt. A scabbard was on his hip yet no sword was to be found in the sheath. His eyes were blood shoot and he was generally a dirty lil fucker in all regards. Fuck that guy.

Sire it is unwise for you to appear before the troops so cautioned CIkel the Drama whore.

A pox on you cikel you old boobie said Lemon as he stumbled around like a piece of shit

Cikel sighed to himzself. What had happened to calradia. Lesser nobles had carved out great swathes of land, squabbling over who ruled. No longer were there grand empires or brave knights to fill them. The land had descended into chaos; with opportunistic rogues ready to stab you in the back and skey you like a complete F*A*G*G*O*T and call it skill.

NAH MAN IM JUSt pLAYIN THE RANGE GAME WHY SHOULD I FIGHT HONORABLY WHEN I CAN JUST SKEY OUT OF YOUR SWING CONSTANTLY UNTIL YOU DIE FROM BOREDOM ~knightmare tactics 101

All in all it was a dismal situation.


What a bland existence cikel though to whomstself. He turned towards the village of Nova Fenada; a village belonging to his old friend Kale. A friend and comrade who had saved his skin more times than cikel could remember. A friend and comrade who had shielded the scoundrel Thryn and lent him great sums of gold. The same friend who refused to aid cikel in his hour of revenge.

Cikel scowled grimly as he surveyed the field. The surrounding peasants were fleeing into the town and the town guard had been called up. Unfortunately it would not be enough.

New Emerin would be avenged or he would die trying

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Diplomacy / Serious Business II

« on: July 20, 2018, 05:51:09 pm »

"Hail Murdertron"

"Yo what it DO cikel"

the two friends clasped arms in a brief touch that lingered just OH SO beautifully.

"Pray tell me which nerds are the the care bears in this strat" murdertron enquired jovially.

"I believe, if my calculations are correct, both blocs are 'HUGE F.A.G.S' or more commonly known as 'Fairly Active Gamer Societies' responded CEQUEWEL








Yo yo yo whats good hope everyones mad as fuck at each other. Wanna blow off steam? Want some, dare I say it, xp? Wanna have battles with no range? (Warning im not doing this everyone gets to participate; however, they may run out of arrows fairly quickly XDXDXD)

Would you like to have chester run you over as a teammate rather than an enemy? Satisfaction guaranteed or your ctrl m back!

Would you rather be in a shield wall rather than against it

Would you like all your teammates to be 24 str plate crutch long mauls for a change?

Would you like to win cool prizes? ^{_{disclaimer: Prizes are SHIT}}



If you answered NO to any of these questions YOU ANSWERED CORRECTLY. I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE'RE DOING THIS BUT MURDER WANTS TO SO LETS GOOOOOOOO




Mission statement: To provide the crpg community with a different scenario of battles and to have a fun break from the monotony of castle sieges
Organizers: Murdertron, Cikel
Participants: YOU HOPEFULLY
Prizes: The top two on the scoreboard per team will receive a loom point and a nice pat on the ass
When: MONDAY 7/23 after 10 pm est
How: XP team 1 will attack XP team 2 you sign up for either side and enjoy your time bitches or else ill fucking goot ye ma8 n gobber yer ma!!


RULES

PLEASE FOLLOW THESE RULES
1) Do not cap flags
2) Do not build ANYTHING unless told to
3) Do not set your spawn to the enemy forward spawn like a fucking JOUROONGOO
4) Only ctrl m baddies

Obviously these rules are to ensure the battle is played out. Please dont be a cunt and do anything to jeopardize the fun we may have. If these are successful, and you break a rule in the first one, you probably wont be invited back to the future ones. 

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NA (Official) / ban rando intentional tk at start of round around 11:20 pm 6/14/2018

« on: June 15, 2018, 05:32:11 am »

name of me: cikel
name of idiot: manlet
time: 6/14/2018 around 11:20 pm

what happened: Rando was drunk and very upset I wouldnt follow the chain of command completely unrelated to na1. He then tks me at start of round and goes afk to do whatever it is he does.

why he did it: I have no idea honestly but I'm glad he did.

screen shots: https://imgur.com/a/fSZNibh
his score: https://imgur.com/a/Vt4vdyu

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NA (Official) / ban schoi for ruining my fun

« on: May 23, 2018, 04:32:15 am »

https://imgur.com/a/pG9mIhy

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NA (Official) / Warn albus the bundle of sticks

« on: May 22, 2018, 03:03:33 am »

albus is such a huge bundle of sticks

https://imgur.com/a/JyocdlK

team killed me because i wouldn't let him bro code and be a bundle of sticks for his bundle of sticksy little duel

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cRPG Technical problems / Cant access armory items (they show up in manage)

« on: April 15, 2018, 02:34:05 am »

When you go to borrow it says armory empty

When you go to manage it shows our looms

Any ideas would help ty

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Diplomacy / Yo word is bon da god been flipped on

« on: April 09, 2018, 04:32:19 pm »

uhh yea my duchies was good in this bitch is what i be reppin first off and foremost the G-O-D got mad catz sweatin my style cuz it so fulla it fo everrrrrrrrrr

ne wayz like i was just spittin them good good bars at yall crazy ma fakas dis dude ova here said to me

"ayo gimme dat LOOT or ima BLAST YO AZZZZZZZ"

bein da real g ass killa dat i am well sheeeeet i look dat foo straight in his eyesocket and i said to he

"yo dog nah chill b lets just get this tradin going on see i aint none fo da lyf of a shoota"

but this hoe be mad off da heezy man he flippin riffin and sniffin some bootyhole or somethin cuz he saya

"nah dis a stick up im a shoota"

so anyways befo i go i gotta say whats up to my brothas holdin it down

ayo the badman tristan aka badman aka dirty tears aka slappy hoe with it

word the dude arrowaine aka sleepy birdie

word is bon my dude westwood aka long splinta aka shade n*gga aka THE ONE AND ONLY RESPIRATION

word is bon my boy rando aka sir william

PEACE please use this thread to spit hard azz bars at yo enemies

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NA (Official) / ban albus shield glitching

« on: February 11, 2018, 12:18:00 am »

xdxdxdxdxdxd prof told him not to but he just cant resist

he tried doing that shit on me but he missed

he's an agi f.g who lvoes to skey

he opened his mouth and i went pp

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Beginner's Help and Guides / How to get banned until summer (NA)

« on: February 09, 2018, 07:04:06 pm »

1) Multi account to avoid bans
2) Attack Acre with multi account on strat
3) Share your multi account with your friend so he can avoid bans too
4) Boast about it in Diplomacy
5)???
6) Enjoy your ban/Buy new cd key