Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: Nickleback on November 16, 2019, 09:27:52 pm
Title: Can we bend time?
Post by: Nickleback on November 16, 2019, 09:27:52 pm
I am listening james.
Title: Re: Can we bend time?
Post by: Ikarus on November 16, 2019, 10:41:43 pm
hello, I am james
yes
but you have to get your butt out of the chair and move
if you move fast enough you might even stop time, you can't go backwards though. The faster you move, the slower time flies
thank you for listening
I am james
Title: Re: Can we bend time?
Post by: Nickleback on November 17, 2019, 08:28:43 am
Nice video james,but i aint convinced this video only shows nanoseconds,i want to go 30 years back to stop chadz father and mother’s relationship.
Title: Re: Can we bend time?
Post by: Ikarus on November 17, 2019, 02:43:57 pm
Sadly you cant go back in time. But you could visit a parallel universe to seduce his dad
Title: Re: Can we bend time?
Post by: Nickleback on November 17, 2019, 07:57:15 pm
okey dammit ok im gonna seduce his dad,yes yes yes,let's do it,i am ready,send me! yes! push the button send me gonna seduce his dad and make him hard!
Title: Re: Can we bend time?
Post by: Ikarus on November 17, 2019, 08:37:34 pm
you dont even have to seduce him though, latest discoveries show that its enough to turn both of them vegan https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/14/vegan-parents-starved-toddler-to-death-by-forcing-him-to-eat-raw-plant-based-diet-11147678/
Title: Re: Can we bend time?
Post by: Nickleback on November 17, 2019, 08:52:06 pm
ameritards.s .s .s what if i camouflage myself as a banana?