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The Trolls Strike Again!
« on: February 06, 2018, 12:27:40 pm »
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TERRORIST TROLLS ATTACK QUIET DESERT VILLAGE BEFORE DAWN!




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Caraf Castle - (AP)  STRIKING ONLY WHEN GOOD DECENT CITIZENS ARE SLEEPING,
                                         Troll forces led by Cochese at the behest of scumbag Assington have seized Qalyut. When reached for comment the Village Elder of Qalyut complained that "It's almost harvesting season"
 and refuted seeing any enemy warparties nearby, however a source revealed under condition of anonymity that the forces from Assington's Host had stolen most of their livestock, and had raped all of the women.
The Village Elder had been coerced into emptying the coffers by the officers and several of the local constabulary were killed when the they had first entered the village this morning. Already the flow of goods has ceased entirely,
and the economy of the entire desert region of Calradia is feeling the loss of this incredibly prosperous marketplace. Not only is the economy effected, but reports that even families have been cut off from eachother by order of the occupation forces have begun to surface. The Kingdom of Acre's public relations office in Caraf Castle responded saying "[a]n official statement from the Crown should be expected later today, however Calradia can be assured at this time that this unprovoked attack will not go unanswered and will be dealt with accordingly, Deus Vult." Various branches from the Legion have begun petitioning their local lords and knights to call the banners and march on Qalyut and liberate the lands that they had already bled for before. Only time will tell what will finally become of the poor souls trapped under the thumb of terrortrollism in Qalyut. Till then they shall be the subject of an entire Kingdom's prayers.


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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2018, 09:02:18 pm »
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i just can't really think of anything to reply to this
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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2018, 09:28:19 pm »
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you can start by changing your profile picture and giving Qalyut your thoughts and prayers on facebook

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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2018, 09:32:24 pm »
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Now this is some next level autism. Set your night time settings for prime time and then complain the battle is too late. Some wack shit
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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2018, 09:43:39 pm »
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That's a great excuse for someone who said repeatedly on discord that you would attack at 4am

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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2018, 09:49:12 pm »
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That's a great excuse for someone who said repeatedly on discord that you would attack at 4am

Learn to read context clues. I was saying that since your night time settings in your gay faction are all set for primetime in NA clearly that's when you want the battles to happen. Please go back to 2nd grade and learn how to read.
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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2018, 09:54:44 pm »
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The fuck are you talking about? The attack was at 5am, how the hell is that "primetime in NA" are you trolling or do you have a career in driving fenceposts with your forehead?

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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2018, 09:57:04 pm »
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The fuck are you talking about? The attack was at 5am, how the hell is that "primetime in NA" are you trolling or do you have a career in driving fenceposts with your forehead?

Do.... do you not know that the battle was at 5am because of your night time settings?
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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2018, 10:03:54 pm »
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you mean these nighttime settings?  :lol:



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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2018, 10:05:41 pm »
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you mean these nighttime settings?  :lol:

Interesting that those aren't the ones James said you had in discord like 20mins ago and also not the ones that strat said you had last night when albus checked.
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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2018, 10:09:10 pm »
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I set it to divert midnight attacks to 5am with the hopes of hiring chinese mercenaries. It was foolish on my part, and the settings are changing, but still a dick move to attack EST players on a fucking sunday night like that, like you fuckers always do, after exclaiming "We're going to attack you at 4am"

EDIT: I told him from memory my nighttime settings were 10-5. I was wrong, as the picture displays. Sue me for being an hour off.
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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2018, 10:13:33 pm »
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I set it to divert midnight attacks to 5am with the hopes of hiring chinese mercenaries. It was foolish on my part, and the settings are changing, but still a dick move to attack EST players on a fucking sunday night like that, like you fuckers always do, after exclaiming "We're going to attack you at 4am"

Here's a few things
1) I know autism makes it hard to detect sarcasm and jokes so I'm not holding it against you that you couldn't figure it
2) your night time settings were 6pm to 2am PST not at midnight. We can easily tell this by the fact that when you got attacked at 7pm it went to 2am and it was not at midnight
3) I recommend you actually learn how the game works before shit posting and making yourself look like a moron
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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2018, 10:21:49 pm »
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you can start by changing your profile picture and giving Qalyut your thoughts and prayers on facebook
Hey that's pretty good
Maybe you are not bad, but you are a boring person. Well, that's the end of the matter.

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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2018, 11:45:46 pm »
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Lol still lyin for those you claim not to know well or care for. Well done Tristan. Well done

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Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2018, 11:55:59 pm »
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Lol still lyin for those you claim not to know well or care for. Well done Tristan. Well done

I care about everyone in NA, and what I said is I do not have any control over Assingtons faction and that I do not talk to Assington, thats not to say I do not care about what happens to them in strategus due to some retard setting his night time during prime time. I'm literally not even lying. Check this shit out:

Here is my actual night time settings:
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Here is a fake one

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All you have to do is just change the drop down and not hit save! That way you can lie like Arn is! A two step guide
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