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The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« on: March 25, 2013, 06:50:40 am »
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Alright, fair warning:  contains some minor homoerotic elements.  These have been long overdue to be posted for the general public.
Also sorry that Part II is kind of wall-of-texty, didn't quite make the forum transfer as gracefully as the rest.

All written by me.  Enjoy.
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All of this was written based upon events happening in cRPG and within our clan (except part 1, that was just to get the ball rolling).  Part 2 was when our clan faced the threat of everyone playing EVE Online.  Part 3, Ramses had broken his laptop, and we were getting more buddy-buddy with HRE.  Part 4: Ramses is away, Tomas steps up!  Part 5 was near the end of the previous Strat round, when we became allies with the Templars.

Thanks for reading!

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Re: The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2013, 06:52:51 am »
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old, but gold :D

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Re: The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2013, 07:02:38 am »
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Tales of the fallen brigayd wasn't quite the bedtime story I was looking for.
Well, this doesn't look good for you. Four team kills - definitely intentional, Appeared to be afk more than once in the video.Also kicking people off of walls is grieving! don't do it.... but ill let you off with a warning this time, only because I don't like largos anyway.

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Re: The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2013, 07:31:12 am »
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Alright, fair warning:  contains some minor homoerotic elements.

good joke :D

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Re: The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2013, 07:34:55 am »
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good joke :D

upon re-reading I may have understated

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Re: The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2013, 01:49:19 pm »
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I demmand a homoerotic story be written with reference to the Apostates. Truly we are the most homosexual of the anti UIF, with the exception maybe of kinngrimm. Maybe you should ask Rogue and Tomas of those steamy planetside 2 sessions they had with Tyr, eh?
Lizard_Man: Fuck all that! Rather buy me 4 cans of Stella..
Cymro: Wife beater stella
Lizard_Man: It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!

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Re: The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2013, 02:18:21 pm »
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I demmand a homoerotic story be written with reference to the Apostates.

I shall call it  "The Prostates"

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Re: The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2013, 04:39:09 pm »
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Contains homoerotic elements throughout*  :lol:

I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
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Re: The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2013, 04:40:10 pm »
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Could only make it about half way through chapter 4, slightly too much gays for me, +1'ed for effort

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Ok went back and finished reading, had to take a break for a minute (no homo)
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Re: The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2013, 05:32:15 pm »
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Man, you werent kidding about the homoerotic stuff. Gave me a royal boner.

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Re: The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2013, 08:21:40 pm »
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Disturbing stories.

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Re: The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2013, 10:18:05 pm »
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Come now Miralay, I know these have a special place in your heart.

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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2013, 10:43:25 pm »
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Very special indeed :D

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Re: The Fallen Brigade and The Rise of Ramses - cRPG Tales
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2013, 02:32:28 am »
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I demmand a homoerotic story be written with reference to the Apostates. Truly we are the most homosexual of the anti UIF, with the exception maybe of kinngrimm. Maybe you should ask Rogue and Tomas of those steamy planetside 2 sessions they had with Tyr, eh?

I shall call it  "The Prostates"

I can see it now. Part of a new saga. 
Episode One: Field Exam
Yes, been posted before. Rather than practicing swinging a weapon, it would be better to go 1 hander and learn a martial art that specializes in takedowns, because that's all that really matters in that sport.