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Re: [Global] Elderly Woman
« Reply #390 on: April 19, 2016, 07:16:05 am »
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Strictly a time reference to put how unmanned the situation really was. Salty? No, sorry Arytem. That evil spirit has been exercised out of my virtual body. The boys over this 2 day ban though. You might want have a pep talk with them. Or send them my way. I'll give them an old man rant on how corrupt admins really are. Just buy me a beer. Admins cause 9/11, death of Santa and einstein.

Pure salt flows through your veins, that must hurt quite a lot. I think you're a pretty alright guy, abredolf lincler. You wanna ride the meat bicycle down to alabama? Alternately we can dutch rudder one another while wearing "thank god for mississippi" T-shirts. Bush was an inside job, einstein did 9/11, I snort powdered tiger dicks

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Re: [Global] Elderly Woman
« Reply #391 on: April 19, 2016, 07:18:12 am »
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Re: [Global] Elderly Woman
« Reply #392 on: April 19, 2016, 07:20:40 am »
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Pure salt flows through your veins, that must hurt quite a lot. I think you're a pretty alright guy, abredolf lincler. You wanna ride the meat bicycle down to alabama? Alternately we can dutch rudder one another while wearing "thank god for mississippi" T-shirts. Bush was an inside job, einstein did 9/11, I snort powdered tiger dicks

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Re: [Global] Elderly Woman
« Reply #393 on: April 19, 2016, 07:21:21 am »
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"Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes" - Deserter_Havelle

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« Reply #394 on: April 19, 2016, 07:34:11 am »
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COOL STORY BREH  :P
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Re: [Global] Elderly Woman
« Reply #395 on: April 19, 2016, 07:36:44 am »
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To be crystal clear. I have no idea which admins got caught in the ban. I cannot keep up with pseudonym and who the new admins are. I just believe all admins should be held to a higher standard. I call for a complete regime change in NA.
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Re: [Global] Elderly Woman
« Reply #396 on: April 19, 2016, 07:38:36 am »
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One second, lemme get out of the jizz pool and reply to your gifs.

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                           Somewhere, deep in the depths of the great molten salt lakes of Desire, dozens, I say dozens of white knights were bravely defending his or her honor, so balls deep were they in hermaphroditic boypussy that they could not see through the muff disguising their eyes from the squealing sandworm hidden beneath, deep were the heated grunts of such fedora clad hamgalaxies as they wankulated their angry, squealing DNA rifles onto their own chests with impunity.

       We began our foray into the forbidden sphincter, we could smell the salt in the air, and could feel the shit smearing onto our foreheads every time we forgot to duck, the men trembled with fright as we were beset upon by a full thousand enemas, who all wielded long, ten foot poles with which they vowed not to touch us. But touch us they did, prodding and poking, and the guys stabbing us in the chest with swords weren't helping either, the battle was hard fought, but we were outnumbered and our enemy was lodged high within the colon, no matter the fingers at our disposal, he would not be dislodged, at the end of this battle our men rode through the anal canals on donkey-lampreys, who wriggled most delightedly against my brutal cock-mace, none knew the horror which was about to befall us.

   Suddenly, in the midst of our speech, a word was uttered, a word of power it must have been, so strong was our enemies' cry of indignation. I was busy gnawing on a dying man's entrails at the time, but by the time I had noticed such uttering was going in place, almost half our number had been smitten, a great tide of shit annihilating each of them individually, dragging them deep into the prison, only known as the dreaded 'Safe-Zone.', I was one of the last to go, my shit imprisonment was to last 90 days, but I was let out earlier because the guards didn't want to watch me keep fucking the walls.

                                             Sincerely, and forevermore, My Dick.

Artyem does not condone my actions, and neither should anyone else.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2016, 07:43:08 am by Larry »
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Re: [Global] Elderly Woman
« Reply #397 on: April 19, 2016, 07:40:44 am »
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what the fuck
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Re: [Global] Elderly Woman
« Reply #398 on: April 19, 2016, 07:43:24 am »
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This is how you farm +1's Sparvico, i hope you're taking notes   :P


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« Last Edit: April 19, 2016, 07:49:51 am by Jambi »
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Re: [Global] Elderly Woman
« Reply #399 on: April 19, 2016, 07:45:00 am »
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TLTR; anyone with a ounce of reading comprehension can see through the waves of troll fodder with the same of every other NA thread.

Torch this bitch down and let it burn. Don't let it spread to the next game.
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« Reply #400 on: April 19, 2016, 07:46:14 am »
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Re: [Global] Elderly Woman
« Reply #402 on: April 19, 2016, 07:51:49 am »
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Can't you see these massive cocks are tearing us apart.
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« Reply #403 on: April 19, 2016, 07:55:56 am »
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Can't you see these massive cocks are tearing us apart.

so torn up not even Dupre can patch it now

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« Reply #404 on: April 19, 2016, 08:24:03 am »
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COOL STORY BREH  :P
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