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Spam / IMPORTANT QUESTION, PLEASE READ
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Spam / ABUSIVE ADMIN BRORABE GUY
« on: June 29, 2016, 03:41:18 pm »
COMPLAINT AND I WANT LAWYER IMMEDIATELY OR I MAKE A BIG FUSS BECAUSE I'M A FAT OBNOXIOUS WOMAN
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Spam / chocolate chip cookie abusive admins (DRAMA INSIDE)
« on: June 26, 2016, 07:46:17 pm »
First I wrote this post:
http://forum.melee.org/eu-(official)/kurisu_makise-ban/msg1235179/#msg1235179
Then I got warned FOR POINTING OUT ADMINS' INCOMPETENCE
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
CRPG IS DEAD BECAUSE OF BADMINS, AND BECAUSE THEY WON'T CHANGE THE FUCKING MAP ROTATION
http://forum.melee.org/eu-(official)/kurisu_makise-ban/msg1235179/#msg1235179
Then I got warned FOR POINTING OUT ADMINS' INCOMPETENCE
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WAKE UP SHEEPLE
CRPG IS DEAD BECAUSE OF BADMINS, AND BECAUSE THEY WON'T CHANGE THE FUCKING MAP ROTATION
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Suggestions Corner / In case you haven't realised it yet...
« on: June 25, 2016, 02:34:39 pm »
...tryhards are killing this mod. People who feint, spam, spin around and do all of those tryhard things to extend their epeen a bit more. People like Panoe and Spamwhore who may be skilled (if you call clicking really fast a "skill"), but they use their skills the wrong way. Instead of going into the middle of battle and helping their team secure a victory, they'd rather be 2h heroes and prey on defenseless peasants on the outskirts of maps or duel with their boyfriends. This is more of a suggestion towards players in general: if you're skilled, go fight other skilled players and let noobs do their thing. Of course new players are going to leave if the first thing after spawning is death by tryhard. Noobs don't even get a chance to fight equally skilled noobs anymore, especially with this low population.
Also bring siege back, I can never understand why would someone prefer to play this epeen measurement contest called "battle" over siege with proper tactics and class roles.
Also bring siege back, I can never understand why would someone prefer to play this epeen measurement contest called "battle" over siege with proper tactics and class roles.
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General Discussion / i am rip(sad crpg thread)
« on: June 22, 2016, 08:25:43 am »
pls unban
actually am not
is just meme
actually am not
is just meme
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Suggestions Corner / pay2unban
« on: June 20, 2016, 12:33:02 pm »
Since you can just buy another copy of Warband to play cRPG again once banned, maybe make it so that a donation of at least 10€ (game's price) gets you unbanned, but you lose all of your everything and have to start over. Instead of wasting money, you could support donkey crew.
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Spam / Scientific breakthrough [MUST SEE] [GRAPHIC CONTENT]
« on: May 28, 2016, 06:17:00 pm »
I just realised how similar strawberries are to kiwis. All my life I was fooled by the colour, but now that I see the Truth, I don't have to trespass from the square.
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General Discussion / Lottery tickets
« on: May 09, 2016, 04:29:10 pm »
There used to be time where we could buy 500 tickets every week, but the count is dropping, and now it's at 281. Why is that? Where is my money, Lebowski?
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Suggestions Corner / xp/level
« on: April 30, 2016, 01:02:52 pm »Seriously, this is why old players leave the game, and new players get discouraged. The curve should be more flat and less of a right angle, like so:
Here's a graph:
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Here's a table:
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Here's an equation:
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EU (Official) / Panos_the_TeamKiller
« on: April 25, 2016, 01:13:16 am »
1. Name of your character involved
Anal_Surprise
2. Name of offending character(s)
Panos_the_TurkSlayer
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible
During the Crusaders vs Jihadists event, second map, so somewhere after 20:00 UTC. EU8 server.
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.
I accidentally shot Panos with a crossbow as HX and apologized with qqa. The next round, he killed me and my horse. The round after that, he threw a lance at me. Also racial slurs.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.*
Because I shot him with a crossbow. As for the racism, Panos being Panos.
6. Multiple Screenshots
7. Names of players who witnessed what happened.**
I wrote about it in admin chat, so maybe admins who were currently on duty.
Anal_Surprise
2. Name of offending character(s)
Panos_the_TurkSlayer
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible
During the Crusaders vs Jihadists event, second map, so somewhere after 20:00 UTC. EU8 server.
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.
I accidentally shot Panos with a crossbow as HX and apologized with qqa. The next round, he killed me and my horse. The round after that, he threw a lance at me. Also racial slurs.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.*
Because I shot him with a crossbow. As for the racism, Panos being Panos.
6. Multiple Screenshots
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I wrote about it in admin chat, so maybe admins who were currently on duty.
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General Discussion / Today was a good day
« on: April 23, 2016, 11:42:39 pm »- event won
- Porthos won
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EU (Official) / Banned for offensive name, name changed, pls unban
« on: April 22, 2016, 04:05:41 pm »74
Suggestions Corner / Battle of The Virgins
« on: April 22, 2016, 03:08:28 pm »
It's a dank new gamemode that further deepens the cRPG addiction! It can be played with the current maps, or specialized double siege maps for even more fun!
Here are the wules:
1. The first round is played like a normal Battle.
2. Each next round, the top player from each team becomes the Virgin.
3. The goal is to kill the enemy Virgin and protect yours. Killing the enemy Virgin results in instant victory.
And that's about it. The "double siege" maps are maps with 2 castles, or forts, or whatever. In each team, one party would have to storm the enemy's castle, and the other party would stay to protect the Virgin. Or do an all-out attack, or all-in defense, or some other funky fresh move. Lots of tactics and different ways to play, lots of fun. The gamemode would strongly encourage teamwork and proper roles in the battle, no more 2h heroes wandering off and getting killed on their own. Shield walls would become a viable tactic to protect the Virgin from missiles. Blobs of infantry would get even stronger and more pronounced. Archers flanking around, ninjas sneaking behind, cavalry charging through, and all other kinds of fun things would appear and refresh the game. Also it would be resistant to the flag bug, since flag would no longer be the goal. Delaying the game with a fast running character would no longer be the problem either - such chars are very unlikely to get to the top of the scoreboard anyway. Another advantage over the standard Battle is that there would be a lot more drama and blaming - something cRPG community loves to do.
Here are some questions for discussion:
Should flags appear throughout the whole game, or just in the first round?
Should the Virgin have a marker or something that would make them recognizable for the enemy team?
Should the Virgin have any special properties, like increased health or health regen?
Should multiple Virgins be allowed?
Here are the wules:
1. The first round is played like a normal Battle.
2. Each next round, the top player from each team becomes the Virgin.
3. The goal is to kill the enemy Virgin and protect yours. Killing the enemy Virgin results in instant victory.
And that's about it. The "double siege" maps are maps with 2 castles, or forts, or whatever. In each team, one party would have to storm the enemy's castle, and the other party would stay to protect the Virgin. Or do an all-out attack, or all-in defense, or some other funky fresh move. Lots of tactics and different ways to play, lots of fun. The gamemode would strongly encourage teamwork and proper roles in the battle, no more 2h heroes wandering off and getting killed on their own. Shield walls would become a viable tactic to protect the Virgin from missiles. Blobs of infantry would get even stronger and more pronounced. Archers flanking around, ninjas sneaking behind, cavalry charging through, and all other kinds of fun things would appear and refresh the game. Also it would be resistant to the flag bug, since flag would no longer be the goal. Delaying the game with a fast running character would no longer be the problem either - such chars are very unlikely to get to the top of the scoreboard anyway. Another advantage over the standard Battle is that there would be a lot more drama and blaming - something cRPG community loves to do.
Here are some questions for discussion:
Should flags appear throughout the whole game, or just in the first round?
Should the Virgin have a marker or something that would make them recognizable for the enemy team?
Should the Virgin have any special properties, like increased health or health regen?
Should multiple Virgins be allowed?
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General Discussion / Shield slots?
« on: March 26, 2016, 11:55:00 pm »
There is no info about shield slots in the shop, so the only way to find out is to buy the shield, then test it in-game. Would be really nice if someone fixed it or posted a table of shields and how many slots they take.