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Suggestions Corner / Re: Green and Purple Hose

« on: June 25, 2017, 11:30:02 pm »

Necessary necro-bump because this still hasn't been fixed.

Yoshi needs its conscript uniform back plz

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Faction Halls / Re: The People's Republic of Yoshi *New Faction thread, old one was trash*

« on: February 12, 2017, 01:50:48 am »

Hey cunts, our clan was disbanded again due to inactivity or some shit. So I can either swell our numbers using alt characters/accounts again, or people can actually join or clan.

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Spam / Re: Rate the avatar of the above poster.

« on: July 19, 2016, 07:03:05 am »

9.5/10 it's the Pillsbury Doughman in space and you upvote lots of my posts.

10/10 because I was shit at command and conquer red alert

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General Discussion / Re: The NA Baddies List v2.0

« on: May 09, 2016, 07:59:59 pm »

8. whoever is the worst of the Yoshi's belongs here, Taril?     

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General Discussion / Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)

« on: April 16, 2016, 04:29:43 am »

There are a ton of southerners who play CRPG, which are basically red necks. I am from a small town, I don't consider myself a redneck but probably am more so than most of the metrosexuals who play this game.

That explains why so many NA players got banned for saying n***er

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Game Admin Feedback / Re: [Global] Elderly Woman

« on: April 15, 2016, 08:39:27 pm »

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1-year ban threshold: (1/12th of the actual ban time) 30 days

GORKTHEGOBBLINGROGGUZZLER: No recent ban activity: 30 days ban for participation in mob-like behavior at highest warning level.

ChesterOtab: No recent ban activity: 30-day ban for participation in mob-like behavior at highest warning level.

Duckles: No recent ban activity: 30-day ban for participation in mob-like behavior at highest warning level.

iK_KbW_FFC_Longsword_TVF_MB: No recent ban activity: 30-day ban for participation in mob-like behavior at highest warning level.

Sorcerer_Tholamin: 2 recent bans on record (no repeating offenses) 1 day for recent ban activity and 30 days for participation in mob-like behavior at highest warning level.

GENERAL_PIBB: No recent ban activity: 30-day ban for participation in mob-like behavior at highest warning level.

Occitan_Athenoune_FireBlood: No recent ban activity: 30-day ban for participation in mob-like behavior at highest warning level.

_Dovahkiin_: 2 recent bans (no repeating offenses) 1 day for recent activity: 30 days for participation in mob-like behavior at highest warning level.

Dracul_Pike_Apprentice: No recent ban activity: currently an admin. 30 day  ban for participation in mob-like behavior at highest warning level.

3 Months warning level: (1/6th ban time)

Larry_The_Magical_Cheetah: No recent ban activity. 15 day ban for participation in mob-like behavior at high warning level.

McMasshole: 15 recent bans on record: 180 hours, 4 repeating offenses, 4 days. on top of 15 days for participation in mob-like behavior at high warning level. Total ban time: 26 days and 12 hours. Conditional Statement regarding your next ban; 15 RECENT bans is ridiculous if you break the rules in the next 4 months after your ban expires you will receive a 53-day ban.

Occitan_Cicero: No recent ban activity. 15 day ban for participation in mob-like behavior at high warning level.

30-day warning level: (⅓ ban time) 10 days.

Cikel_of_Frisia: 3 recent bans on record 24 hours: 1 repeating offense, 1 day on top of a 10-day ban for participation in mob-like behavior at medium warning level.

7-day warning level (3 days)

HI_BILLY_MAYS_HERE: 1 recent ban on record: no repeating offenses 12 hours, 3 days for participation in mob-like behavior at low warning level.

HoC_Largos: No recent ban activity: 3-day ban for participation in mob-like behavior at low warning level.

Mercer_BRD: No recent ban activity: 3-day ban for participation in mob-like behavior at low warning level.

Blackzilla_FIDLGB: No recent ban activity: 3-day ban for participation in mob-like behavior at low warning level.

Minor infractions: 1 day ban time

sJimmy: No recent ban activity: 1-day ban for a minor infraction during mob like behavior.

Sir_Spacy: No recent ban activity: 1-day ban for a minor infraction during mob like behavior.


Logs can and will be provided if requested.

People that were banned below the medium warning level can apply for unban at any time. People that were banned higher than the medium warning level can apply for unban after 2/3rd of the duration of the full ban.

Any reasonable questions will be answered

Pros:
 Does admin job well
 Doesn't fuck around.

Cons:
 Does admin job too well
 Doesn't fuck around.

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Diplomacy / Re: Strat War is Over gg fcc

« on: April 15, 2016, 06:05:36 am »

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General Discussion / Re: Personal Avatars

« on: April 05, 2016, 08:17:54 pm »

still waiting

You may need to adjust that number for inflation, unless that was fixed rate. 300k must be like 1 million now. I can't remember previous loom point prices.

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General Discussion / Ranged is gay confirmed

« on: April 05, 2016, 06:09:47 pm »

So I was reading the Iliad when I stumbled upon this doozy.

Probably one of the earliest instances of someone saying "ranged is gay" in human history.

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Green and Purple Hose

« on: April 05, 2016, 12:03:54 am »

Green Hose with Kneecops is the one u need

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Does it look like the picture in-game? Because if it does, I can't have green shins with green and purple thighs. It would drive me insane.

Edit: The picture from earier doesn't do it justice, but in game the thighs are purple and green.

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Diplomacy / Re: Strat 6: The Gobblin has Fallen -Losses To date-

« on: April 04, 2016, 07:27:40 pm »

Yoshi Clan best KD ratio, surely that makes us the best clan and thus a major clan. Plz fix this.

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Faction Halls / The People's Republic of Yoshi *New Faction thread, old one was trash*

« on: April 04, 2016, 12:50:00 am »

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History

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After being a no-banner faction for 1-1.5 years, Yoshi clan underwent radical changes in a 5 day year plan that completely altered the future of Yoshi. The previous ruler was renamed was overthrown and our glorious leader, Chairman_Yoshi, took power.
Ever since that historical day, Yoshi has done absolutely nothing in strat, with its most notable accomplishments being:
Becoming a Squid vassal
Being given a city
Being a pseudo-Kesh vassal in strat 5
Taking a village in the current strat 6

• Yoshi defeating the entire acre clan, three separate times.
• Single-handedly repelled the invasion of EU, twice.
• Eliminated the Chinese threat from NA,
• and now we are currently working on sending EU back to where they came from one last time. Defeated entire EU strategus

Info and Objectives

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The Frisian Freedom People's Republic of Yoshi is a simultaneously laid-back and relatively serious faction. Let me explain this; when in the battle server or a Strategus battle, Frisian fighters will be expected to fight as well as they can, but more importantly, to fight at one another's side. do what the fuck u want. At the same time, we will not have official ranks, voice comm requirements, or even official clan tag.

Guidelines

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Leadership and Organization

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We are currently organized using the latest advances in bureaucratic organization and skill-based promotions.

*Pretty sure there used to be a picture here, imagine like a pyramid scheme but it is all the chairman and the rest are conscript trash*

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Recruitment

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All players are expected to enlist in the Chairman's glorious army! Apply to the clan and you will be automatically accepted. Quantity is better than quality.

Gear and Weapons

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Yoshi conscripts come from all across our glorious empire, with many diverse weapons and armors. Thus there are no restrictions on gear.

Contact Info

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You can add http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197975252250 for more info.
 

Strategus

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No diplomacy right now, just trying to make bank so we can buy gear and sneak attack some stupid fuck

YOSHI HAS SNEAK ATTACKED FORMALLY DECLARED WAR ON SOME STUPID FUCK ACRE

(ty frisia for basic layout of thread, sorry for stealing it)                      not

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General Discussion / Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)

« on: March 31, 2016, 11:37:37 pm »

7/m/TX

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Diplomacy / Re: Strat 6: Wars and Alliances NA

« on: March 29, 2016, 01:32:39 pm »

Consider Dwarves also at war with Yoshis.

And i wouldnt consider it a worthwhile investment of time marking them as having 1 fief on the map. They'll be back down to 0 soon enough.

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General Discussion / Re: Any friendly clans recruiting? :)

« on: March 28, 2016, 11:37:20 pm »

Hey guys don't ignore Yoshi clan. We have #1 Most neon green banner.

We are a friendly clan, but you have to be all of the following to join:
Age 7 or under.

A true red, white, and blue blooded American that feels threatened at the thought of culturally assimilating foreigners due to the potential to dilute American values.

Be really gay


If you don't meet those prerquisites, then you are worthless, tryhard scum that wouldn't even function as a doorstop.

Edit: Yoshi is also #1 most relevant clan in strategus.