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General Off Topic / Re: Shaved my pubes yesterday
« on: August 16, 2017, 07:12:53 pm »
Prepare to look like you have crabs as when the pubes start growing back, you will have an itch that you can never satisfy. It takes years of shaving your balls to build a resistance to the "itch" as I can only assume this is your first time since I'm pretty sure you never got laid before.

Good luck, go commando for the following week if you can and if only you know how to wash your dick, you'll thank me later.

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General Discussion / Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« on: August 12, 2017, 10:55:36 pm »
Waiting patiently for NA servers to populate...
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Finally players are online...
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After the gaming session is over..
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Later that night...
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You guys forgetting about the unsung anti-hero, Jaime Lanister, on the road to redemption. Him and the Hound are my favorite characters. I could see both of them having a real shitty (but worthy ending). No plot armor on those two cucks.

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General Discussion / Re: Rules update, guidelines for admins
« on: July 09, 2017, 05:22:56 pm »
Chat should be RP only and only allow direct M&B quotes.

I'm pretty sure most people on here RP whiny bishes and entitled assholes.

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General Discussion / Re: Give Yuang a PC that can run OKAM!
« on: July 01, 2016, 10:32:10 pm »
He can be new Head (only) admin, dev, item balancer, forum guru, thread started, crpg troll/player for Crpg's new and only global server

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General Discussion / Re: i am sad(rip crpg thread)
« on: June 24, 2016, 11:41:59 pm »
Fuck you! downvoted!

How do I like my own post?

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"other"

unlike most of you nerds. I have sex 1 1/3 times a day.
Wich does more then a workout will ever do.

Healthy chemical balance
It makes me glow, cause of collagen
It gives me an overall better workout.. then going to the gym, several positions in 25 minutes.
Beats despressive feelings and stress
And it makes me even more attractive then i already am.
It makes me more attractive to the opposite sex.
And two people profit and enjoy from it at the same time.

Going to a gym, and having lonely "workouts" with some machines, nobs and dumbells... would make me feel very miserable and despressed. Cant imaging someone living a proper natural and fulfilled life, needs to seek outside sources and go out of his/her way to keep in shape.

TL:DR

So what do you do with the other 23 hours and 57 minutes of your day?

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General / Re: An update on things
« on: May 16, 2016, 02:14:50 am »
I'm so confused...I read the words BBQ but see no grill or a table for beer pong. Where are the guns or corn hole? Please help this lost American find BBQ in pics.

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General Discussion / Re: The NA Baddies List v2.0
« on: May 05, 2016, 05:19:56 am »

dont talk to me like u know me i will hit u

Clearly Bicep agrees. Take that as a third nomination.

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General Discussion / Re: The NA Baddies List v2.0
« on: May 05, 2016, 04:14:43 am »
Where the fuck is my name? I wouldn't say I am the worst but surely I am down there. Shouldn't transparent shitty personality counts for something. I seem to always bring the mood down anytime I enter NA1.

I nominate Deserter_Merrrrrrica.  Please someone back me up on how shitty I am? Only time I wish Gobblins were active. Those mofo would concur no doubt.

Where is Bicep's monkey ass when you need him?

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I can't even join. I'm stuck at 0 KB download for map on NA8. RIP Mod

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Events & Tournaments / Re: NA DUEL TOURNAMENT 4/30/16 PRIZES CONFIRMED
« on: April 30, 2016, 08:12:04 pm »
TBH I expect to win the whole tournament ezpz.

JK: I'm totally expecting not getting passed my first round, but its still fun watching.

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General Discussion / Special NA Naked Event
« on: April 30, 2016, 03:26:45 am »
Thanks for the special event guys. Its was the best of times, it was the gayest of times.

Really was the most fun in a while


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General Discussion / Re: NA Server location vote - Texas or Illinois
« on: April 29, 2016, 11:01:26 pm »
Updated with wire connection

South Central USA (San Antonio, Texas)   63 ms
Central USA (Iowa)   65 ms
North Central USA (Chicago, Illinois)   82 ms
East USA (Boydton, Virginia)   84 ms


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General Discussion / Re: NA Server location vote - Texas or Illinois
« on: April 29, 2016, 05:03:35 pm »
Central USA (Iowa)   63 ms
South Central USA (San Antonio, Texas)   86 ms
East USA (Boydton, Virginia)   91 ms
North Central USA (Chicago, Illinois)   115 ms

I vote Kansas. Why is Chicago 115 when I'm in KC?

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