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Closed Requests / Re: Report WallaceBRD
« on: May 27, 2012, 05:11:48 am »
friend

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General Discussion / Re: The best homosexual cRPG players
« on: May 17, 2012, 09:34:53 am »
Woah wtf why haven't I been mentioned? I give huey sloppy mexicans everyday

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Closed Requests / Re: Unban me plox
« on: April 26, 2012, 07:56:05 pm »
oh good lord be more of a child... DERP DERP I HAVE ADMIN POWERS SO MY DICK IS 50 FEET LONG AND I STILL CAN'T LAID IN RL

this is how you get a ban lifted right?

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Closed Requests / Re: Unban me plox
« on: April 26, 2012, 07:30:41 pm »
oh come on ganner i tked you because i thought it was dante... seriously why would i call you a mexican?

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Closed Requests / Unban me plox
« on: April 26, 2012, 07:09:46 pm »
Soooooooo Huey Newtorn the west coast moblord decided it was in his good authority to ban me from all NA servers

The nerve of that guy right?

So unban me and stuff cause i'm super awesome and people give me handjobs just to grace them with my presence


this is how u get a ban lifted right?

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General Discussion / Re: Gold Sink
« on: December 27, 2011, 01:31:29 pm »
Why is it always noobs that complain?
Since this game has started every patch caters to new players... time to start thinking about the dedicated ones that have been around and intend to continue playing

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General Discussion / The Wallace Drinking Game
« on: December 27, 2011, 01:04:29 pm »
So I try to play this on weekends, want to know if anyone would like to join

Rule 1: You always drink beer
Rule 2: If you die you take a solid swig of your beer
Rule 3: If you end a round with a negative K/D you do a shot
Rule 4: If someone else playing the game kills you, finish your beer and compliment them. Preferably on their great sense of fashion

Comment on this if you would like to play and we can set up an official day/TS

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General Discussion / SHIELD WALL!
« on: December 24, 2011, 05:47:41 pm »
IN HONOR OF THE HOLIDAY LET'S ALL SAY IT TOGETHER


SHIELD WALL!
(QFW)

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Can I get naked during all of this?

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Announcements / Re: 0.250 released
« on: November 27, 2011, 11:25:58 pm »
I need a zip version of this in order to go back to trash talking in game... is there any hope for such a miracle from our god the master donkey?

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Diplomacy / Re: A Public Service by the FCC: Bandit Extermination
« on: October 28, 2011, 02:24:54 pm »
I choked on a horse wanger last night and had to go to the hospital... Michael Jacksons ghost visited me there and I choked on him too

I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Experience in strategus battles
« on: October 27, 2011, 05:44:51 pm »
Maybe victory in certain things could reward and end round mass bonus

Siege:Attacker - 400,000
Siege:Defender - 200,000
Battle:Attacker - 150,000
Battle:Defender 300,000

Of course these values can be altered and have a variable

Example: 100,000 xp/500 troops conquered for siege while on attack... I think this would both be a heavily rewarding system and at the same time not allow abuse such as creating a 1 v 1 siege scenario back and forth to mass farm xp

Edit: toss a 25-40% bonus to the losing team so people dont simply sign up for a guaranteed win and blow off signing up for a shitstorm

Another thought worth discussing - Should the losing team get less xp than the winning team? Because I'm worried that it will move good players to the side that will most likely win, thus hurting the unbalance even further. Say, a battle 1500 vs 100 - when the 100 fight bravely, should they get less xp than the big army? I don't see the reason, it's not the players fault the guy defending himself had less troops - chadz

My thoughts are if someone is running of alone with no sense of support from allied troops that is the risk you run... it is currently happening to my alliance and in no way do I feel that we should be rewarded for having a runner leave the safety of the pack

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Closed Requests / Re: Ban Request: Zulu_BigBlackSchlong.
« on: September 20, 2011, 04:28:02 am »
I once ate an entire 3 pound sausage smothered in bbq sauce

tried to do it in one bite but i got a gag reflex from the length of the meat

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Closed Requests / Re: Ban Request: Zulu_BigBlackSchlong.
« on: September 20, 2011, 04:08:50 am »
I think we need to ask a more important question

What would be the ramifications for banning a giant wanger?

For starters all them bitches and hoes wouldnt know their place

White guys would be the new BIG thing... saying Once you go white, your vag is a blight doesnt sound very appealing

Finally, what kind of world would it be if we stare at giant bulges and proclaim BAN HIM FOR I AM INFERIOR BETWEEN THE LEGS!

In conclusion, I love men

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Spam / Where is my clan
« on: July 24, 2011, 11:36:13 am »
So i had a few pints and decided to bother my proud and conquering clan in vent... 90% of our channels are missing and the cunts I called a team were not present... the fuck is going on

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