EDIT: READ THE RULES BEFORE POSTINGAnd those of you who cannot be arsed to follow them, please stop being assholes and don't bother posting at all. Thanks
First of all, I know this belongs into the spam section, but I know many people do not check that section and I want as many people getting a chance as possible, especially the newer ones or the ones that do not have a lot of gold or looms or whatever.
So if you already have 1 billion gold or 500 looms you are still free to play, but you might want to pass this oppertunity to the "poorer" ones
This game is based on the ever so annoying "spoiler trolls". Posting lots of spoilers with nothing in them.
Hwoever, in my game there are prices in these spoilers. You just gotta find them
The preview caused quite a few problems. It either ignored me modifying the post, or simply duplicated my post. I tried my best to wipe all those errors and I hope that everything is working correctly now. However, if there happens to be a mistake, such as a key existing twice I am sorry. Whatever the error might be, every key is still valid only once. I cannot pay for more than I calculated. Once every price is won all I will have left is my +3 Wooden Stick and basically no gold at all.Here the rules:
- Open spoilers. Be aware that this may take quite a long time as I have used lots of them
- I have written several "key sentences" into some spoilers. Each sentence is valid only once. Those keys will grant you prices of whatever sort.
- Redeeming a key: Post a screenshot of the key with the opened spoilers in this thread. Simply writing the key does not work - this is to prevent any kind of cheating
(In order to take a screenshot press "Print" on your keyboard. Then go to paint and press CTRL+V and save it. - You may only redeem one key! If you find a key, either redeem it or continue playing in hope to find another one
- If you have found 2+ keys, please give others a chance and do not tell your friends those keys. I know this is the internet and fuck honesty and all, but it is a game after all and it took me several hours to create, so please be honest. Thank you!
- Some keys are secret prices. Post the key and then I will tell you what you get. ATTENTION! Some of those keys do not get you anything. The real ones however are way more valuable than the normal ones.
- As always, first come, first serve
I think it has become easier than initially planned, but looking at the post-code is incredibly confusing, I have no idea which spoilers is where, and where the prices are hidden. I just plonked spoilers everywhere and I hope that there will be at least a small challenge for some of the prices.
Prices:
There are 30 prices in total.
The amount of gold totales to exactly 355000. I will pay the taxes, so I will pay 372750 gold in total. (According to Google Spreadsheet)
There also are the secret prices. Find out what they are by finding them
Have you won? Just create an offer and send me the link
- Key 1: Redeemed by Lemon (Surprise key)
- Key 2: Valid
- Key 3: Redeemed by Chester
- Key 4: Redeemed by Saxon
- Key 5: Redeemed by Rico
- Key 6: Redeemed by Armycook
- Key 7: Redeemed by Blue Knight
- Key 8: Redeemed by Erectile
- Key 9: Valid
- Key 10: Redeemed by Austriano
- Key 11: Valid
- Key 12: Valid
- Key 13: Valid
- Key 14: Valid
- Key 15: Valid
- Key 16: Valid
- Key 17: Valid
- Key 18: Redeemed by Ballsack
- Key 19: Valid
- Key 20: Redeemed by Raziel
- Key 21: Valid
- Key 22: Valid
- Key 23: Valid
- Key 24: Redeemed by Aurora
- Key 25: Valid
- Key 26: Valid
- Key 27: Valid
- Key 28: Redeemed by Grumbs
- Key 29: Redeemed by Kaoklai
- Key 30: Redeemed by Lunasa
So now that I have explained the rules, all I have left to say is..
Do you honestly think the first spoiler will get you anything?
You have just found a mysterious key! Nobody knows what lays behind the barred doors until you open them. Maybe it is the biggest treasure you have ever seen, maybe it is a pile of dust. SECRET KEY: I WANNA BE RICH! Winner: Rico Do you like cookies? Yes? Great! Me too
Here, have 5000 cRPG gold!
Key: Thank you oh generous Switch for this incredible gift! Winner: ErectileDid anyone mention bacon? Because with these 15000 cRPG gold you can buy lots of it!
Key: I am gay. Winner: AuroraI am running out of ideas what to say
Key: I am bored Winner: AustrianoOh there is something? Wait, just more spoilers
Wohoo! You have just found 10000 cRPG gold!
Key: I have won!! Winner:Blue Knight[H]ello
You are seriously not bored yet? Wow, I actually am bored as hell creating this crap here. Take 5000 cRPG gold
Key: Papercut Winner: -I am getting confused by all those spoilers.
Aren't you getting confuzzled?
This is pretty much a dead end. Press Alt+F4 to continue.
Congrats! Here is 5000 cRPG gold for you!
Key: I needz money! Winner: ArmycookUi fancy! Orange text! That means it is a MYSTERIOUS KEY! Get a terrific price, or maybe nothing. SECRET KEY: Don't mind me. I am just cleaning. Winner: Ballsack Congratulations! You have just won 5000 cRPG gold! Key: Give me zhe moneyz! Winner: -
Hooray! You just got yourself 5000 cRPG gold!
Key: I want moar! Winner: ChesterYou have encountered a minotaur. Go to prison. Do not pass "Start". Do not collect 5000$.
You might want to grab a beer and some food. This can take some time.
Woooow! Yet another mysterious key! Do you dare to redeem it? SECRET KEY: gib loomz! Winner: - You might wonder what the hell you are doing with your life. Unfortunately I cannot answer this for you, but as compensation you can have 5000 cRPG gold!
Key: I shaved for this shit? Winner: -Watch out! A sith! You may either put up some futile resistance or join the Dark Side and continue.
Gotta hurry, I'm getting hungry. 5000 cRPG gold if you bring me a sandwich! Key: Have a sandwich Winner: -
Took a while to get here huh?
Key: y u do dis? Winner: -Wise bunny say 'Meet girls in park' - good. 'Park meat in girls' - better. Take this small gift of 5000 cRPG gold
Key: wise bunny very wise Winner: - Ohhhhh! A mysterious key! What might be hidden within its treasure? SECRET KEY: I WANNA KNOW WHAT IS HIDDEN HERE! Winner: LunasaKeep searching, you will eventually find something
Woop! Woop! You have won 10000 cRPG gold!
Key: I am poor Winner: SaxonSecret doorway. To open press Windowskey+L.
Let's get this over with. 5000 cRPG gold for you
Key: Less than expected, but meh. Winner: -Hey, I just met yo You have won 10000 cRPG gold
Key: I like turtles. Winner: -It is time for a mysterious key! Don't you think? SECRET KEY: I am just here for the drama. Winner: Kaoklai
You have yet reached another milestone in the history of opening spoilers! Enjoy those 5000 cRPG gold coins! Key: You look like a duck Winner: -
Yay! You have just found a message that looks like a key, but actually isn't. So you better keep opening those spoilers
Luke! I am your father! That makes me legally obligated to pay alimony. So here, take those 10000 cRPG gold.
Key: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Winner: GrumbsHow many prices are out there already? Ehh don't care, take these 5000 gold coins! Key: I'm bad at maths. Winner: -
I am getting a bit confused. Take my gold, 5000 to be precise.
Key: Let's make a deal you can't refuse. Winner: -You want loomz? You can have them! SECRET KEY: I want loomz! Winner: - 5000 gold Blah?
Key: Blah Winner: -Bit bored yet? 5000 gold compensation for you!
Key: This is pretty lame Winner: -Take these 5000 cRPG gold and stop wasting your time.
Key: Okay okay! Winner: RazielAre you happy about these 5000 gold? Key: Yay! Winner: -
Sorry, nothing here. Move along.
mmmm bacon
Moar mysterious keys! SECRET KEY: I like licking batteries SECRET KEY! SECRET KEY! SECRET KEY! What will you get? SECRET KEY: Moo! Winner: -Press Alt+F4 to recieve these 5000 gold.
Key: Alt+F4 Winner: -What was first, chicken or egg? 5000 for the answer! Key: The egg. Winner: -
You have encountered a minotaur. Go to prison. Do not pass "Start". Do not collect 5000$.
You wanna help me finish this? Takes ages
Watch out! A sith! You may either put up some futile resistance or join the Dark Side and continue.
Yay! You have just found a message that looks like a key, but actually isn't. So you better keep opening those spoilers
TL;DR: Rules include everything you need to know.